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I kinda wanna kill myself, lots of reasons. What would be the best way to do it with least amount of pain possible?
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I don't care how you get it done, just get it done!
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>>684428912
go into the wilds and find a plant called conium maculatum, eat leaves.
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Profit
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>>684429038
also, this was the way socrates died.
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Jumping from a really high place, doesn't require any preparation and will end you if you have high enough place
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>>684428912
exit bag
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>>684428912
Eat a pack of fuckin batteries cunt. Fuck off with your depressed bullshit
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>>684428912
Get a black garbage bag and some duct tape. Then get some painkillers or something from the chemist. Now get home and take all the painkillers then blow the bag up and put your head in it and tape it around your head. You now should be able to breath and be comfortable. After like half hour you'll passout from the painkillers and suffocate GG fuck Lloyd
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Cheese wire around your neck, super glue your hands to your head and jump from a few meters. When the find you It will look like you tore off your own head
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Be black and walk next to US cop
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>>684428912
start smoking alot
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>>684429299
dubs we have a winra
sounds good thanks for the advice.
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>>684428912
A bullet should do the trick.

Other wise try some chemicals put it in a air tight room or car. I forgot the ingrediants vut it was bleach and something else that would dish out some gas. When you inhale it you basicly get put to sleep and die cus of no air or somesort.
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>>684429489
Ya could also use a old car and put the exhaust gas inside of the car whipe you're in it. Dont know which year car you need bit pretty old ones. Same thing you get put to sleep and die
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shotgun to the dick
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>>684429972
That's a really fuckin painfull way to die retard. Any car will kill you doing that.
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This
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>>684430540
Im telling you you're wrong, but explain my dear faggot anon why is it pain full?
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>>684430540
you are right about one thing, any car will do however it is Carbon Monoxide, odorless tasteless, etc which is not painful
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>>684428912

Before you do it make sure you leave the sauce for "kate"
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buy a ps4 and uncharted 4 and start playing
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