YLYL (whatever the fuck you faggots think is funny edition)
Actual true story inbound:
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Tfw you're both retarded enough to think this is funny and new enough to not know /b/ has no sound
what actual autism looks like
Look at the nigger and the white women, the men in the background, and the girl on the left with the dyed hair
Man i bet the guy who clocked Spencer sees this gif all the time.
You know if he had just aimed like a few inches lower he'd have laid spencer right the hell out. Right on the chin, instead of higher up on the jaw.
No. It's for a type of human that is degenerate but nowhere near the level of furry. People who love their pets like people (because real people wont ve friends with them) celebrate things like Christmas and (both) birthdays with their dogs and cats. Hallmark is merely cashing in on a fairly rich opportunity, good for them.
I think this is a neo geo game, Super Stars baseball or something like that. We call it Super Steroid baseball because all of the players are hulking slavering masses of muscle as per Japanese perception of American athletes. I downloaded it to the Wii and we play it sometimes when it's late and we're still up drinking.
Player names might've been ripped off from real hockey players.
Top lel. The Nazis loved corporations. Fascism itself was originally known as corporatism. The word "privatization" was literally invented to describe the economic policies of the Nazis. Goddamn right-wingers are so fucking stupid.
And what surely disgusting entity do these simpletons represent. I'm already cringing at the matching bandanas and the YouTube shirt. And what the fuck is up with that slope's eye on the far left.
I'm sure 'far left' will end up being a pun on this one
I looked this up. Oh god, it's real. I would quit teaching if I lived there. Accepting of whomever is in your class, find whatever, but REQUIRED to teach is full on bull shit. There's hardly enough time in the school year as it is to teach what matters, and adding this onto all the other crap they make you teach for state testing is just so fucking stupid.
Ah, I was wrong. But the game I'm talking about has equally ridiculous names:
Doesn't matter where he landed, it was a poor punch. Legs weren't planted, form was awful, and there was no power behind it because he did not put his body into it. It landed in a good spot, but a winger punch like that is rarely gonna knock out a grown man.
> Thinking that throwing a limp wristed faggot punch would do anything
I'm not saying Spencer can take a good hit, but... To knock him out, hed have to punch harder than the average Granny slap
I'm funny.. someone tell me I'm funny!!!!!!!
Ok, I did.
12 hours of cotton eyed joe
Song by Rednex released on 8/12/1994 on the album sex and violins
Certified diamond album largely regarded as the best contemporary music release in modern history
Song is 3:15 long
There are 720 minutes in 12 hours
Song would play 228 times and about halfway through a 229th spin
You suck no less than 8 cocks/day
You take pride in your craft and each fellatio session takes you 30 minutes
tfw you spend about 4+ hours a day with a cock in your mouth
everyone else is autismo
Where are the libtards at
His soy-powered arm didnt even extend. He probably required physiotherapy after hitting him. If you have the opportunity to punch an actual nazi, dont send a snowflake to do a man's job.