YLYL (whatever the fuck you faggots think is funny edition)
>>767557442
ARGH FUCKER
/mu/ shit reporting in
>>767556836
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767557718
isnt that incredible you can change someones emotions trough internet when that mofo is on the other side of planet
>>767557391
That’s like saying that lady was born in the trumps home so she is a trump. That comparison doesn’t make sense
>>767557951
What's the joke here?
>>767558199
low quality copypasta is low quality
>>767557442
Tfw you're both retarded enough to think this is funny and new enough to not know /b/ has no sound
>>767558751
lyrics to a talking heads song
you may find yourself living in a
>shotgun
>shaq
>>767558199
Just because something is copypasta doesn't make it funny, retard
>>767558199
hehe
>>767557333
kek also checked
>>767558199
I swear to god you retards must do nothing but sit around all day waiting for ylyl threads. Get out of the basement and get some sunlight you fucking loser.
>>767557333
well played.
>>767559276
Actually lost
>>767557951
there is water at the bottom of the ocean
i think this is fuckin' hysterical
https://articles.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.amp
>>767558003
>via 9gag
>>767557442
Clowns aren't scary, they're cringy and faggoty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wznfEParp5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I3HHKHrS1E
>>767559739
saved
>>767557951
Fucking lost
what actual autism looks like
>>767557951
Best I've seen in awhile.
>>767560962
B is not funny
>>767557442
fall for it every time
>>767559503
what the fuck.
Is it for actual bdsm-lifestyle furries?
>>767557951
A pumpaction Kazzam?
>>767561363
top
>>767561361
I think it's supposed to be a card from a dog to its human owner.
>>767557533
stupid fishes
>>767561363
lost at hitler yes niggers no.
>>767561566
Right, that makes sense. I'll ask my dog to get me one when he goes to the mall next time.
Wait. That is wrong.
I am being too needy.
>>767561363
Always best of keks to anyone capable of using the constant and usual threads as material
>>767559643
Best gif of 2017
>>767561894
I think I never lost that hard
>Bobson Dugnutt
>>767556836
>>767561035
https://youtu.be/l_nhwLGkC5Y?t=22
>>767559276
OP here, i lost hard.
>>767559739
You're children are going to be failures
>>767560962
I'm at a loss for words.
>>767559276
What was that supposed to mean?
>>767561035
Steven Crowder's the shit
>>767562537
For real, one of the view bastions of untainted media left
>>767562104
keke
>>767556992
>>767556992
It says that the temperature has crossed its highest limits.
>>767561578
Mammals #1
>>767557224
Lost
>>767559739
Maybe he just knows 99.9% of men are niggers and dont want his daughter taken advantage of.
>>767561873
12 hours
>80 min cd-r
>>767559563
Gold, also lost.
>>767562287
The kids are dabbing.. The old man is throwing out the old "heil Hitler"
>>767562231
>
REEEEEE-uhhhh
>>767561873
Good shit there
>>767562302
Hahaha I live about 5 miles from Pity Me
>>767562981
Yeah, I know what the old man is doing, but what the fuck is dabbing.
Maybe I'm too old myself...
>>767557442
2012 is calling
>>767557533
Legs win again, bitches.
>>767562931
>what is mp3
>>767562999
>huh its almost like women get laid easier than men
>>767563235
Not in 2006.
>>767558199
Lostttttt fucking epic
>>767562999
Source?
>>767558312
Can you stoop any lower?
>>767563034
this cannot be real
>>767563636
http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/16197023.Man_in_court_for_having_potato_peeler_in_public_place/
>>767558199
why is this even a pasta.
>>767563804
Lost damn it
>>767563014
I dont see it?
>>767556992
urdu memes on /b/ ...... lmao
>>767559944
>Clowns
>>767558199
fuck off
>>767563911
Look at the nigger and the white women, the men in the background, and the girl on the left with the dyed hair
>>767563987
no u
Sorry for the last post
>>767562961
Fuck this country
>>767556992
Lost... fuckin muslims man ...
>>767563389
>authoritarian right
>nazi
>not reactionary monarchist
>>767561894
Not calling it Majore Reague Base-borrow. You had one jobu.
>>767557333
That's fucking retarded.. kek
>>767557951
Great
>>767563223
>not using flac
>>767556836
A free man, the plantation has one less slave to abuse.
>>767557861
So much truth
>>767563871
>Starbucks bunch o racist wypippo
>muh oppression latté
>reparations
I hate people
>>767557391
This maymay is fake and gay. Go back to /pol/ with your retarded faggotry
>>767558836
>/b/ has no sound
Welcome newfriend.
>>767563871
>>767558173
My 40yo small tit gf doesn't even like head pats.....
>>767558199
¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
Is jokes man!
>>767559643
Man i bet the guy who clocked Spencer sees this gif all the time.
You know if he had just aimed like a few inches lower he'd have laid spencer right the hell out. Right on the chin, instead of higher up on the jaw.
>>767559739
Also, we need to ban assaultweapons NOW!
Citizens should not have guns, police should not have guns, NOBODY should have them!
>>767564894
Shut the fuck up and go back 2 Reddit.
>>767562257
>You're children
>You're
>You're children
>You're
>You're
>You're
>You're
>You're
>You are children are going to be failures
>You are children are going to be failures
Wow
>>767565305
watch out for them FULLY semi automatics too lol
>>767561361
No. It's for a type of human that is degenerate but nowhere near the level of furry. People who love their pets like people (because real people wont ve friends with them) celebrate things like Christmas and (both) birthdays with their dogs and cats. Hallmark is merely cashing in on a fairly rich opportunity, good for them.
>>767561361
Yes.
>>767562939
lost
>>767557533
I was worried the whole time this was going to be some edgy bullshit and there's a firecracker in the bread or whatever, but man that mouse was awesome.
>>767561894
>Mario McRlwain
I think this is a neo geo game, Super Stars baseball or something like that. We call it Super Steroid baseball because all of the players are hulking slavering masses of muscle as per Japanese perception of American athletes. I downloaded it to the Wii and we play it sometimes when it's late and we're still up drinking.
>>767561894
http://www.pressthebuttons.com/2017/03/meet-bobson-dugnutt-and-the-other-players-of-fighting-baseball.html
Player names might've been ripped off from real hockey players.
Yes, hockey...
>>767565370
Right. Those too.
>>767562931
Its audio you actual retard
>>767563692
Top lel. The Nazis loved corporations. Fascism itself was originally known as corporatism. The word "privatization" was literally invented to describe the economic policies of the Nazis. Goddamn right-wingers are so fucking stupid.
>>767561363
This post brought Freddie Mercury back to life.
>>767563844
>colour
More foreign influence, I see...
>>767563014
And what surely disgusting entity do these simpletons represent. I'm already cringing at the matching bandanas and the YouTube shirt. And what the fuck is up with that slope's eye on the far left.
I'm sure 'far left' will end up being a pun on this one
>>767558199
Lame fucking copy pasta. Quit reposting your shit on here you cancerous faggot.
>>767563389
>nazi
>right wing
wew lad
>>767557655
>Area 69
Topkek
>>767564523
christ its like you people actually believe this. The left is truly simple to the core.
>>767563549
I mean, yeah. He hasn't stooped very low as it is
>>767565325
Sure kid. Enjoy your first day here. Dont forget to call someone a nigger and a faggot to complete your initial 4chin experience.
>>767561814
Meeeeeeeee!!!!!!
>>767557861
It's their own fault for being faggots.
The westerners, I mean
>>767562961
I looked this up. Oh god, it's real. I would quit teaching if I lived there. Accepting of whomever is in your class, find whatever, but REQUIRED to teach is full on bull shit. There's hardly enough time in the school year as it is to teach what matters, and adding this onto all the other crap they make you teach for state testing is just so fucking stupid.
>>767557442
You got me in the last rekt thread. Not today my friend
>>767565847
You may need to go back and reread that one autismo
>>767565720
>>767565672
Ah, I was wrong. But the game I'm talking about has equally ridiculous names:
>>767565161
Doesn't matter where he landed, it was a poor punch. Legs weren't planted, form was awful, and there was no power behind it because he did not put his body into it. It landed in a good spot, but a winger punch like that is rarely gonna knock out a grown man.
>>767565161
> Thinking that throwing a limp wristed faggot punch would do anything
I'm not saying Spencer can take a good hit, but... To knock him out, hed have to punch harder than the average Granny slap
>>767557951
You may find yourself living in a shotgun nigger?
>>767561805
Fucking. Rekt.
>>767566755
MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
:D
>>767561427
a twelve gauge nigger
>>767561786
I enjoyed this intellectually but didn't even smirk. Because Aristotle was a fag
>>767565670
SQUIERLADJ'ASP'
>>767565847
>Prego/10
>>767561805
Stupid bitch doesnt know its hear*
I'm funny.. someone tell me I'm funny!!!!!!!
>>767566800
Ok, I did.
12 hours of cotton eyed joe
Song by Rednex released on 8/12/1994 on the album sex and violins
Certified diamond album largely regarded as the best contemporary music release in modern history
Song is 3:15 long
There are 720 minutes in 12 hours
Song would play 228 times and about halfway through a 229th spin
You suck no less than 8 cocks/day
You take pride in your craft and each fellatio session takes you 30 minutes
tfw you spend about 4+ hours a day with a cock in your mouth
everyone else is autismo
Where are the libtards at
>>767567041
His soy-powered arm didnt even extend. He probably required physiotherapy after hitting him. If you have the opportunity to punch an actual nazi, dont send a snowflake to do a man's job.
>>767562712
Fuck off back to burkachan, mudslime
>>767567334
You have nice tits
>>767567334
You're not funny, your timestamps is gay and if your face didnt look like a punched onion I doubt you'd cover it up with clown makeup.
Shame, the tits dont look bad.
