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>Be Nikola Tesla
>Know there's a big announcement coming soon that will skyrocket stock value
>Act rude as hell and weird at earnings conference
>Company value drops $2bn overnight
>Get people you know to buy Tesla (stock or forex)
>Laugh all the way to the bank

How is the system so easy to exploit?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5685057/The-price-cutting-analysts-For-Tesla-2-billion.html
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>be op
>be not know Musk<> Tesla
>be thinking how Tesla manipulate markets & be 162 years old!
>gotta be illumiati when that Tesla nigga shine!

You know OP, the system is easy to exploit because it is comprised of fags who think they're smart but cant even differentiate between a brand and a person

you are what's left once the cancer has all but eaten this place
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>>767554418
>Be Nikola Tesla
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>>767554849
>be you
>think I didn't intentionally say Nikola Tesla instead of Elon Musk to bait someone
>that someone was you
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>>767555179
>Buuuuuuut moooooom,I was ONLY PRETENDING I TO BE RETARDED
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>>767555179
>maximum damage control
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>>767555179
>be retarded faggot
>get called out
>claim was bait
>smell own farts
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>>767555296
>pretending i to be retarded

>>767555296
>>767555408
>>767555415
I know a lot about Musk and I know a lot about Tesla, you guys are just good at swallowing low level bait lmao
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>>767555538
>i know lots and lots of things you don't know
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It was obviously genuine and the market reacted accordingly. It came across as unstable. Musk doesn't give a fuck about the share price. He has enough money.
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>>767555538
Your retardation is pretty amusing. Keep at it, don't let the haters stop you.
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>>767555739
>>767555641
your all retarded and i'm leaving bye
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He works like 100 hour weeks or something, I'd be a lot less calm if I was him
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>>767555814
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>>767555814
> i'm leaving bye
run along, pussy
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>>767555820
CEO's always paint themselves as these hyperworkaholics

In reality he'll be sitting in some executive office with a latte on his laptop watching netflix waiting on upper management to contact him about any important decisions, when he's not in meetings or conferences anyway
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>>767555918
Sounds like a projection. Are you projecting, by any chance? Because it sure sounds like the way you would like to run things if you were a CEO, and you are just talking out of your ass.
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>>767556013
Nah, check out how the President thinks things are supposed to be done. To be fair though, golf and Fox and Friends pretty important
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>>767556013
It's reality. They need to convey an image of being a workaholic to the world as it's optimal for public perception & shareholder confidence, as well as perception of themselves within their company.

You think Musk is slaving away in some office bashing keys or doing all the network maintenance? Companies the size of Tesla employ people for every menial task, and various tiers of middle & upper management. The CEO is just the decision maker at the top who gives feedback & input.

So perhaps he does spend 100 hours a week in his office. Hell if I had the company he does & the office he probably has, I'd want to spend 100 hours a week there. Doesn't mean he's working 100 hours a week.
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>>767556238
>Nah, check out how the President thinks things are supposed to be done.
President is a fag. No need to judge other people by his example.
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>>767556289
>implying his behavior isn't representative
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>>767556283
>They need to convey an image of being a workaholic to the world as it's optimal for public perception & shareholder confidence, as well as perception of themselves within their company.
That is a hypothesis. I am sure you have a ton of actual evidence to support it.
>You think Musk is slaving away in some office bashing keys or doing all the network maintenance?
This strawman is retarded. Good luck throwing it around though.
I know for a neet like you it could be really hard to grasp, but meetings, shaking hands and looking at documents in your office is a job, and not a trivial one at that. I know you think that it is a ploy by evil lazy people to make them look better than you.
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>>767556439
Yeah. Exactly. You nailed it. Why would it be representative?
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Scam artist Musk is feeding on Nikola Tesla's karma. He's a pathological liar and every single venture he is involved in is a scam. Every single one.
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>>767556611
Probably since the upper class decided to have him represent them? That is why he's sitting in the chair of the almost-round office
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>>767556705
ITT: OP has a fit of autistic rage after having his ass whooped on every point he makes
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>>767556556
>That is a hypothesis. I am sure you have a ton of actual evidence to support it.
I'm sure you have a ton of actual evidence to support your opposing hypothesis, then?

>I know you think that it is a plot by evil lazy people to make them look better than you.
Wow that's totally what I think, I didn't know mind reading was real until today
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>>767556725
>Probably since the upper class decided to have him represent them?
Most Trump voters aren't "upper class"
>inb4 conspiracy and deep state/elites/conspiracy controls everyone
>That is why he's sitting in the chair of the almost-round office
Yep. Do you also believe in illuminati? Or TEH JEWS?
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>>767556826
>I'm sure you have a ton of actual evidence to support your opposing hypothesis, then?
>no u
Right. Works every time.
>Wow that's totally what I think, I didn't know mind reading was real until today
Well you are not really a complicated fellow to get. Comes with being retarded, I guess?
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>>767556768
Musk is a spiritual vampire. Do you think his shitty golfcart company would be anywhere if it was called Musk Motors? Spiritual Vampire.
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>>767557013
You have to lay off the meds.
Or maybe you are just schitzo, and should take more of them?
You never know.
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>>767556892
>Imagine being this retarded
A cursory Google search will prove one of us unequivocally right. Why don't you get on it and come back when you've learned something?
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>>767554849
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>>767557256
>when your thread doesn't go the way you wanted
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>>767557316
Don't breed.
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>>767555179
there are people actually taking your bait and doubling down, what a sad place this is
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>>767557164
>A cursory Google search will prove one of us unequivocally right
Right. It does.
>Why don't you get on it and come back when you've learned something?
I learned that you are fucking retarded, don't present any point, and want me to do googling for you.
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>>767557381
Too late. I like to cum on tampons and jam them back in the dispenser
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>>767557256
>>767557316
>>767557434
Keep crying OP. I bet this will make evil people trollan you go away.
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>>767557453
Don't breed.
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>>767557518
Don't breed.
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>>767557434
Works every time my friend
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>>767557564
So much autistic rage, op. You could give Chris Chan a run for his money.
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>>767557623
Don't breed.
>>767557593
It's not that you're at all clever, it's just that they're retarded.
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It’s almost like being wealthy has less to do with being smart and more to do with being born wealthy.
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>>767557446
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/06/05/its-time-to-bust-the-myth-most-trump-voters-were-not-working-class/
>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/09/white-voters-victory-donald-trump-exit-polls
>https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/08/trump-white-working-class-gop-rich-people
Sucks that you're afraid to alleviate your ignorance
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>>767554418
>He was behind of it.
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>>767555860
Shut the fuck up, Thrillho.
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>>767557682
>Don't breed.
Do you think that anyone is going to listen to you?
And, your samefagging is really retarded. But I bet you already know that.
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>>767557687
Then why are half of the super-rich in the US still class-mobile within their own lifetime despite all of the old fortunes that have built up?
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>>767557531
I told you it's too late. I'll make you a deal though, I won't raise any of the bastards
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>>767556238
But Trump is a turd playing with daddy's money. Elon Musk is a self made billionaire.
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>>767557688
> ~50% of US voters are richer than working class
woah, so glad my ignorance was alleviated lol
Don't breed.
>>767557818
Don't breed.
>>767557848
Don't breed.
>>767557911
Don't breed.
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>>767557166
Have you guys ever heard of physical comedy ot satire or parodies Jesus stop it with this rage comic
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>>767557758
>It was Andy's behind of shit
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>>767557936
Lol what a moron
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