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>wake up
>see this

wat do?
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go back to sleep
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Tell my niece and her friends to go back to playing with their barbies.
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Ooooooohhh yes I fucking wish
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Unzips dick
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Tell them to fuck off and let me sleep
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>>767587314
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>>767587314
P-please don't hurt me!
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>>767587438
which one is your niece? is she single?
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>>767587314
sheeeeit man a nigga can dream.......
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fucking heretics, the whole lot of ya
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No i don't have any fucken games on my phone!
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>>767587314
I always wake up with a woody so I would assume they are staring at my huge dick. So I’d probably say “You can all touch it if you want” and lay back and enjoy the pleasure
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>>767589457
No it's the Loli Mafia and they've come to collect.
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>>767587314
Tell them to give me a foot job or get the fuck out of my room
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>>767587314
>yell MODS MODS MODS
>watch as they gradually 4040 into thin air
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>>767587800
clever boy
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>>767589631
kek
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>>767587314
>try to rape them all
>get shot by the FBI
>repeat
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>>767589631
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go erect in 1.7 sec
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Ask 'who's first?'
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>>767587314
Send them off to school
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>>767587314
>unzips penis
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>>767587314
I've been beaten enough, I cannot move
mercy please
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>>767587314
2,4,1,3
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Kik me skippynoodlesoup
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>>767591480
Is that the order for head pats?
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call my mom and ask why she let these twats in my room
>then masturbate and go back to sleep
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ask for bj
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Tell my wife to take her friends back downstairs and watch cartoons until I get up.
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>>767592951
>your wife has children for friends
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>>767593251
>being this dense
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>>767593251
His wife is a child
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>>767587314
Check my map because I must be sleeping in circles
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>>767593406
Maybe in his dreams.
>>767593366
>projecting
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>>767587314

They broke into my house violated the N.A.P. I grab my ar 15 and stand my ground, while launching a ground-to-ground missile at their territory of origin.
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>>767593714

Also, after detaining them, I force them to eat a bowl of eggs.
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Harvest their Adam then kill em
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>>767587314
Scream and then ask my mom what the fuck are they doing in my basement
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>>767587314
"how the fuck did they escape from the basement this time"
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>>767587314
Grab one and use her as my wifu body pillow.
back to sleep.
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>>767593857
>>767593945
two sides of the basement coin
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>>767587314
1876 and walk away
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>>767587314
Tell them gang rape is bad and wrong. But if they must, i am willing to be their victim.
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>>767587314
Dress a little boy up like Robert Palmer and make them pretend to play instruments behind him.
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Turn 360 and walk away
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