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How many girls have you fucked?
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>>767591853
Around 100.
Could be more, could be less... stopped counting 10 years ago at 75.
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>>767591853
0
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>>767591853
i have that exact same office chair kek
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>>767591853
2 one of which was a girl(male).
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>>767591853

21
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1
but i fulfilled every perverted fantasy i had so im good
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>>767592201
>(male)
>low tier bait
>Still postin tho
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Only 2.
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>>767591853
3 fucked, 1 rubbed/licked, kissed 20+
Nowadays married, horny to fuck anything that walks with two legs, but have to say sex is overrated. For me its just getting my "fix" by busting the nut
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>>767592184
Yes, IKEA
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>>767592227
savage.
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>>767592425

I started early.
Those were the days...

http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/GabrielJuarez/dafemalez.html
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ive gotten Chlamydia 3x and HPV which never goes away
i wish i was a virgin still
i'm alpha now, i don't just fuck anything anymore
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>>767591853
10 from age 16-20, been with my gf ever since
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24, ten of whom weren't fat or old.
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>>767591853
1 got raped by 2 so 3
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zero and will always be zero whats the fucking point of living
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I only had sex with my ex gf, so 1 basically, but I once received a handjob from a friend if that counts.
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more than 50, less than 60? I remember my 40th, then after that I stopped counting.
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>>767591853
Thats fucking disguisting to fuck on your computer area.
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>>767593153
kys
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None
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2. Both long-term girlfriends. And there was a lot of overlap there.
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>>767593178
What why? Fuckin virgin detected. Sucks to be an incel. Faggot
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Between 80 and 100, not counting whores. Most were pretty hot and only one was what I consider to be fat. It was disgusting.
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>>767592726
been there, done that
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bout tree fiddy
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4. I don't really count the first because she was a nigger.
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>>767591853
>Fucking with shoes on, AND on carpet
That's the real wtf here
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this past week?
3
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>>767593357
Oh I should add never got an std. Almost never use condoms. Don't pull out either.
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>>767593153
What about the kitchen
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3 women in my life totally, the first two were ex girlfriends who were both promiscuous and treacherous, the third one is my conservative minded wife ;)
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>>767591853
3 traps, 4 girls and 3 men. Degenerate as fuck i know
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>>767591853
>>767593670
how can people fap to these kind of videos? looks like two wild animals trying to breed
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>>767594011
thats what makes it hot
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>>767591853
I'm 18 and a kiss less Virgin. Am I fucked /b/
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>>767594011
I dunno. That's sorta what sex is...
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3
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>>767591853
0 unless u count your mother which is a tranny
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>>767591853
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>>767592726
Had chlamydia and clap... Chlamydia is the one to catch if your gonna catch one.... Clap fucking hurts..
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10.

after a while it just starts to get old tbh
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>>767591853
19
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>>767591853
14
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6 women.
12 men.
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25
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I have absolutely no fucking idea
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>>767594280
what are you, fucking gay?
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>>767594099
Not really, if you make sex with love it's a lot more gentle and sensual.
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>>767594343
only honest answer in the thread
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>>767594352
bi.
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27
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>>767594353
but which would you rather watch to just rub one out? Do you jerk off to being in love?
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>>767591853
1 and she was fat, had BO, and her snatch smelled like fish. I hated every second of it and lost my erection before I came.
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Mid 30's.
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>>767591853

6, i'm 23-- none of them weighed over 120lbs though
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4

The first girl I fucked, I lied that I wasn't a virgin because I didn't want her to think I was inexperienced. (We were both 18 at the time)
We met up at 11 P.M at some park and we were nervous at first but then I said fuck it and started kissing her.

I ate her out and we ended up fucking for 3 hours straight. I didn't go home till 2 A.M

The second girl, she told me to come over because her mom wasn't going to be home for a couple hours.
We smoked a bowl first and then I took off all her clothes and fucked her with a condom. I didn't want to knock up a fat bitch.

3rd girl, I went over to her house and we both walked around naked in her house and we finally went to her room and I came real quick. Her pussy was really tight and she wanted round 2 but I was already tired of her shit.

We both showered and I got the fuck out.
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over 400 at this point and counting
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>>767591853

~150...thats just the ones I have record of I am sure there are others I forgot.
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>>767593272
just to hop into your just to be starting argument. have all good (job, trying to have a kid etc) but whats wrong with having sex near your computer? its not like its going to get hurt and turn into a pedophile i hope. sex is messy but its not like its going to contaminate the whole area around it
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>>767591853
>He is the author...
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give or take 20
never paid for it, never struggled to get it
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I stopped counting after a string of 1nighters just after my divorce. If I had to guess, I'd say somewhere between 45 and 60.
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Look at all the fucking little virgins on here chatting bollocks like 100+. Have you fuck even nearly shagged that many , more like had 100 wanks thinking about your dad drilling you up your arsehole. I’m 20 years old and I’ve always done well with the birds and in only on 18 so far so that’s a load of shite hahahahaha
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>>767591853
Never counted, over 100 hookers, about 10 normal chicks.
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>>767591853
Why not lower the chair so you don't have to stand on tippy toes?
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>>767595443
Sometimes the mood hits you, and you just aim and fire. Fuck the surroundings.
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>>767591853
0 and im 21
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3, but only had sex twice
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>>767594011
You ever try watching porn when you are zero percent horny? It's legitimately disgusting. I even think my fetishes are gross right after I bust a nut
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25 girls, I need to get my numbers up
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do traps count as girls
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>>767591853
1 for 5 years
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>>767591853
2 relationships.
many fucks (25 ish)
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I've reported OP. Enjoy your ban OP
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none
almost 21yo
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>>767596676
faggot
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dick inside in 10 women

other stuff with about 5 more

only 3 fatties
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>>767591853

20-ish
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>>767591853
atleast 10
and they were all hookers
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>>767591853
I have a question about this. I'm in my mid 20s and I've never had sex because I feel like I want to be in love before I do something that special. I care about the emotional side of things just as much as the physical side. With that being said, I just started spending some time with a girl recently and things have gotten pretty physical but I don't really have feelings for her. Do I hold on to my values and wait it out, or do I bang it out and get it over with?
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somewhere between 15 and 20 im not really sure
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>>767597438
Get your nut on bro
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>>767593670

Disgusting dingy kitchen. Buy some paint you animals.
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Six. As a kid went almost there with two others.

Married number six. Now I don't fuck anything.
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>>767591853
2 girls when I was 18. 23 now and been sober ever since.
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>>767596208
Damn
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Fast food coworker: 1 time
Paint store coworker: 2 times
Community college acquaintance: 4 times
Psycho ex gf: countless times
Fat girl new in town: 2 times
Wife: countless times
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>>767597438
you grow a dick and stop being a faggot
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>>767591853
Between 30 and 35. Not sure of the exact number.
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>>767597438
bang her sex isnt special although its better if with someone you love
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>>767591853
seven girls
hundreds of prostitutes
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I made a lot of money off the dot com boom. Magically every girl i met wanted to fuck. Spent all the money after 10 years. Magically no girl wanted to fuck. At least 250 to 300, it doesnt mean a damn thing either.
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>>767597438

>if it feels good, do it
>if it doesn't, don't

ez
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>>767597958
think it will make sex less special with someone that I love down the road? That's my concern I guess
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>>767591853
2, but 100’s of times from both of them.
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1. Your mom. Good bye.
Bang maid.
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>>767591853
103 st

Born in late 1995 btw.
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Zero..... kinda sad
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3

moving to america soon as a britbong, hoping to get mad pussy
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>How many girls have you fucked?
Five

>bonus
Also three guys
Bi master race reporting in
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>>767598125
lol
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>>767594550
Short girls are good for something after all.
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>>767598125
you will, move to a big city though and not some shithole
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>>767598056

unless you have a traumatising experience, it won't really impact upon banging anyone else i the future. If anything, a little experience may go a long way in successfully fucking your future waifu
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>>767597958
Have sex with her. It won't make sex with someone you care about any less worth-while, and will actually help with some of the anxiety about performance etc. that might otherwise we problematic.
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>>767598162

it's the honest truth man
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About 20.

Has anyone ever fucked a black girl? Stories?
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>>767598263

off to Boston for grad school
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Anyone have sauce on OP's webm?
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>>767591853
11. 10 of the 11 were fatties. ZERO regrets.
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>>767591853
30-40

3 Gangbangs
youngest (and first for both) was 14 I was 17
biggest age difference was 15 years (me 34 / her 19).
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I've only had sex with my cousin back when we were 14 over summer break
We got scared because I came inside her so we never had sex after the first time but she let me rub her thighs and feet whenever she visited so that was nice
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4. One of them is my ex-gf.
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>>767598343
Yes, she was Somali actually and really pretty. Got super lucky.
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>>767594011
You do realize that's all sex is, right?
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>>767598343
I fucked this Huge ass dark black girl once. She was very slim too, with big titties. She knew how to suck. Hitting it from the back I couldnt last very long
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>>767598626
Are you from MN too?
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>>767591853
14
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>>767597958
Couldn't second this more. Sex is awesome, sex with random people is awesome for the thrill. Besides that its just sex that can be horrible, bad okay, good, great, amazing, wonderful.. what ever. Sex isn't just penis in the pussy action (tho it can be which is also nice if both are into it). But sex can also be risky (not talking about STI) emotionally if either one (or any one contributing) feels bad about it. The age of consent here is 16 (actually, having sex under that age is illegal) but no one has been prosecuted for being 16 and having sex with 14 unless it has involved some sort of "power/leverage" situation. But I was 17 having threesome with my now wife and another girl who was 15. It was awesome, both me and my girlfriend liked it, and so did the so called thirdwheel. Her parents found out and were cool about it as in I visited them later and mother said she was happy her girl had her first time with people she trusted. But, a year later the girl got into bad circles and started doing weed heavily. Nothing against weed, just that she didn't do it for fun but just to escape her problems she had had since she had almost been molested prior us having sex etc.. It's been almost 10 years now but I still feel remorse about that one time. Had I known the background I wouldn't have had sex with her. I thought everyone had fun, and she had fun too, but I kinda opened a door to other things by doing that. How she is doing nowadays I have no Idea, but I just hope her the best.

All that said, have had a fuck ton of threesomes with people and "open-relationshipish-shit" with consent, but after all its just sex. What matters more to me is getting to sleep next to a person I love and care the most
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>>767591853
none, because i'm gay. faggot.
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>>767594011
What do you fap to then, if anything?
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>>767598056
it might even make it more special when you fuck the one you love because you can compare it to when you had sex with someone you didnt love. then you will realize how awesome it is
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>>767591853
3 and 1 girl(male)
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>>767596503
>when you are zero percent horny?
How do I achieve this state?
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>>767599214
have sex about 6 times in a short period( 2 hours?) then walk into a smelly public bathroom
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3 girls.
Bonus: also 3 guys.
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>>767598898
Nope, she got hired at an auto shop where I was working lol

I was 19 and took me a good year to finally teach her about white cock. She was one of my favorite girlfriends super submissive, but moved back.
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>>767591853
Just one in her pusay. But two in the ass.
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>>767599429
how did you swing that? Never just fucked a girl's ass.
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>>767591853
0
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>>767598898
hey bro, mn fag here. I have jungle fever but most of the somalis here are butt ugly or only into wannabe-ghetto tier somali guys. what do?
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>>767599421
a somali girl who worked in an auto shop? What did she do there?

And good job on that persistence. Any tips?
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>>767599561
My firat gf and I tried anal for a microsecond because she was so worried about gwtting pregnant that she was too scared to habe p-in-v sex. It was basically me thrusting into her, cleari g both sphincters and just bareky enteri g her ass, her going "ow!" and lutching forward, and that was it. I got shit on my dick, so it still counts. It was also the most intensely pleasurable feeling I have ever had with a partner.

Cirrent wife lets me fuck her in the ass about 3-4 times a year, and she was my first and only girl I fucked in the pussy.
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>>767594550
>>767598767

sauce / more
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>>767599969
shit stabber
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>>767599969
how are you spelling that badly?
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>>767592020
>stopped counting

lol no man stops counting

way to lie for approval on an anonymous message board ya low self esteem heterosexual
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>>767598343
Dated one for a few years. Popped her cherry, she was nuts after that. shit was cash
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Stopped counting at 45, somewhere in the 50s
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>>767591853
>0
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>>767600554
>no mas stops counting

found the virgin
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>>767599808
She was hired as a cashier/greeter, but I taught her some basic shit and she ended up getting dirty from time-to-time.

She was shy so I started flirting and joking with her a lot to get her responsive. Over time she broke down and I made her dirty after work too.
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>>767594352
i think he's at least 50% gay
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>>767600693
chk-chk
My dude.
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too faded to count but since ive been married over 20 lul
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>>767591853
6
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Jesus these are sad
I'm barely 18 and I lost count after 30
Could just be the fact that Sydney is full of dizzy sluts
Oldest was 29
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>>767599057
whoa, what was she looking at?
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31
lost my virg at 22 and I'm 25 now

1 co worker
1 from a state thread in /soc/ who lived in the same apt complex as me
29 from okcupid, tinder, and bumble (mostly 1 night stands)

i still have no confidence and probably no "game"
doesn't help that i got a STEM degree and still work in a kitchen 2 years after graduating
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>>767591853
3 and It hasn't even been a full year since I lost my virginity.Turns out I'm pretty okay looking.
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Not sure, around 20, give or take, but lost interest around 25 and haven't been with someone for 6 years now
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>>767597438
Since you've held out this long, hold out for a girl you got feelings for.

If you bang it out you'll be disappointed by the lack of connection afterwards and also realize just how important pussy is.

Its like heroin, once you do it you can't never know the feeling. Find the pussy you're willing to die over.

All in all, it's easier being a virgin than it is a thirsty dude in a dry spell. Consider that if nothing else.
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15 to 20ish. Three of those were long-term girlfriends, the rest were a combination of fwb and one-night stands.
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>>767600932
good work soldier
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>>767594353
sounds like pornhub's awesomely progressive new Porn For Woemn category!
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>>767601103
I 100% disagree with this guy.
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6
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>>767600897
From the two days I spent in Sydney as an american, I can tell you that yes, it is the location.

Your place ain't as pretty as Melbourne, too. I loved that city.
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>>767600688
i mean, i thought it was just a thing since i've started conversations with any man in any country at any bar with "So, how many broads you ever sleep with?" and he had an exact number every time

but no, im a virgin and a guy who can't count past 100 is obviously the alpha male capable of determining virginity through the internet

fuck dude turn up the boost on your autism so you blow a rod or crack your head and fuck off
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>>767601236
How?

I would very much rather not know pussy than know it and not get it.
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>>767600925
chris pine, then she remembered shes married
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>>767600822
Yeah that build is what got me too and so fucking pretty. I lasted seconds the first few times, won't lie lmfao
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7
5 of which I would have considered out of my league good thing I'm funny
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Lucky 13 here
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>>767598767
I can watch these two fuck all day
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>>767601672
Why would you assume that once you have sex once you will never have sex again? Unless you keep choosing to not have sex... plus, "It is better to have fucked and lost than never to to have fucked at all."... or something.
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>>767601802
aw shit
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1

Lost my v card yesterday. Chick was like a 8/10. Pretty good fuck but I had a scare. I was fucking her from behind and I looked down to see a ripped condom on my dick...uh oh. I was probably raw dogging her for like 5-10 minutes before realizing. She wasn’t phased by it but I was pretty anxious.

Idk why but I couldn’t cum at the end, she gave great head and everything. Perhaps I was just turned off by the anxiety I got from the ripped rubber. I still hope I didnt get her preggo. Anyone had a rubber break before? I hope she doesn’t think less of me because I couldn’t bust lol
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>>767599214
immediately after nutting.
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About 20. All easy sluts, so not much of an achievement.
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>>767593888
So 4 girls and 6 men, got it.
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>>767602281
>I hope i didn't get her pregger
>I didn't bust

You're probably fine, anon.

Good job, though. It'll get better.

>>767602405
How'd you meat 'em/get 'em?
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>>767591853
16+ur mom
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>>767598439
>>767598343
>>767597928
>>767597488
>>767595234
>>767594971
>>767594343
>>767593357
>>767593113
>>767592020

How? HOW THE FUCK?

This isn't a fucking handshake. We're talking pants off dick in chick. Or faggot, if you're into that.

And you don't remember? Well gramps, time to take your dementia medicine.

Additionally, you gotta be shit in the sack. If you can't remember the noises every chick has made and the differences and so on, bitch ain't remember you neither. That's embarassing, bruh.
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I started working when i turn 20 years old. i was a virgin and super fucking beta, last year i fucked 2 hoes.
first one was about 32 y/o 7/10 we fucked like 20 times in around 2 months then i ditched her soon after i meet this girl who was 27 y/o at a bar we had a 1 night stand but she kept my number we fucked for like from dicember 2017 to january 2018 on the regular.
thinks ive gather from my experience since i was a beta cuck.
>sex is overrated
>hoes only have sex with u if u can afford taking them out. hoes dont want broke ass niggas
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>>767602281

I feel ya anon. I've gotten head from one crazy girl and had sex/head from one other, the one I had sex with was my first time 2 years ago she was about a 6.5-7/10 if I had to rate. Not a bad fuck but mid way the condom snapped off my dick (musta gotten too small of one.) And we kinda just looked and laughed about it. Managed to get her off b4 that though and I never came cause I haven't met anyone that could make me, strange shit. Crazy girl didn't make me cum either, just kinda slurped on my dick randomly while we were watching a movie.
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>>767602513
I tried thinking of every one-night-stand, but kept kept coming up with ones I'd forgotten... a few I can't remember their names. It also depends on how we're counting... does oral count? Grinding genitals, but no insertion? Anal only? Do I count both girls in a threesome if I only actually had sex with one?
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>>767602248
It's not an assumption, just based on personal experience. Mine:

>be lil bitch in hs, lose virginity senior year
>enjoy the relationship for 2 years
>break up at 20, have a few tinder sloots to keep occupied
>21, bar flys every night
>few months into 21, psoriasis
>be 22 with aggressive psoriasis
>went from a very solid 7 or better to a 2 thanks to my immune system
>been just about a year dry
>would rather be a virgin at this point

Go from eugene to chad to eugene with WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FUCKING FACE and suddenly you're wishing a fat girl would take your flaky dick.
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>>767602513
T. Virgin
After a certain amount bro their faces and names don't matter. I vaguely remember the count but after 20 it's all pretty much the same shit.
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8
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>>767603068
Huh. Is that a sped up version of what a hot chick goes through as she ages into shit?
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0
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>>767603174
probs but happening in a matter of months is honestly soul crushing.

go from cuties smiling at you to cuties avoiding interaction with you and you realize how shallow the world really is. or so it seems.
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24.
Oldest 35
Youngest 10
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>>767603068

I wish I had that excuse tbh. I kinda just gave up on finding anyone worth my time since I can't seem to cum from anything even if it's my fetish, it's bothersome. On top of that I don't trust women around me or my age to commit to a relationship cause I've been cheated on so many times.
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0 Virgin life </3
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>>767597438
i lost my virginity at 26, and sex is overrated
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ive only had 4... oldest 22 youngest 15
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>>767591853
Over 100 partners now. I was accused of inflating that number, but think of this:
>Be me, 42
>4 women a year really ain’t a lot
>Sexually active for 27 years
>4 a year is 108
Not that far fetched at all....
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>>767600554
if you fuck enough ? you are drunk often and dont give a shit ?
yeah you can fucking not know the exact numbers fucking virgin.

who give a shit about numbers when you have fucked many many girls
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>>767595318
See
>>767603674
For computation
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>>767600554
bruh, you lose track around 20 especially if its over the years. I understand that you fingered Susy last year in the hall after 2nd period but if you actually wanted me to go through the last decade of sexual activity and think about every woman and encounter, you're fucking insane.
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>>767603634
Only if you’re terrible in bed
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>>767603399
>i wish

no. stop jerking it to or even watching porn. you'll get off. take l-arginine and ginseng. itll increase blood flow and sensitivity.

also, getting off isn't even the issue for me tbh. you can go out in public and not feel like fucking frankensteins monster from women either staring or avoiding you.

i dont get that. i get to make it snow when i scratch my cheek, and as it turns out, thats pretty fuckin gross.

so no, do not wish for psoriasis. just fix your fucking dick and be happy.
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>>767603386
you'll find someone good. I believe in you.
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3, the third was more like heavy flirting and shit. we always touched each other but it never got past me rubbing her pussy or juggling her tits
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>>767592184
yeah I do too, its awful
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>>767604026

I don't jerk off at all actually, haven't for a few years now for the reason you stated, and I detest women at this point seeing as everyone of them that I've met or known has done something to hurt me permanently. If I had that I probably wouldn't feel any different and would have a more valid excuse to not go out as much unless it's for work.
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>>767591853
uhh i think 40 something from the time i was 8 till now(24). so a decent amount right?! Fucked a few fatties cuz why not and fucked a 2/10 cuz i was dry for 3 months, after her i vomited and got shit faced for several days. In between that like over a hundred guys/femboys.
rarely wore a condom and never puled out, lol never got a std
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Zero, I'm a lil virgin boi
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49. At 48 I figured I would shoot for 50, and then I met my wife. We always joke when it comes up that she is waiting for me to slip up and say 50!
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For all you guys that are saying you can't cum, you either:
>have whiskey dick
don't get so drunk
Or you are not emotionally invested in the girl. This part actually does matter to some guys more than others. You don't have to be in love but if you've been crushing on her and her on you, you will nut bros
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>>767604290
see a dick doc dude. you shouldn't be experiencing that. or atleast by a bottle of l-arginine, it'll increase your sensitivity therefore the chances you bust.

as far as women go, they're children. seriously, we all are really. but women especially. when you realize this, they're not so bad. just dumb fucking children. with magical holes.
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>>767603939
This. I've been fucking since I was 17 and I'm well over 20. Whenever a new squeeze of mine asks me how many girls I've slept with I have to sit there for about five minutes trying to remember them all, never can. I give up when I hit about 15. And everytime a new squeeze asks, I forget about some girls and remember others so I never give the same answer, ever.
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>>767604766
"we always joke" = you joke, and she and her divorce lawyer keep records
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>>767605276
kek.

this though forreal anon, your wife takes it personally everytime you bring up previous sexual experiences guaranteed.
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>>767605190
>well over 20
I have boots older than you whipper snapper
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>>767605276
Actually, she makes the jokes. We also work together so there is literally no time in our lives unaccounted for. And somehow it works for us. All of our friends got divorced and think we are weird because we would rather be together than not. She knows I'm not going anywhere.
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got a shitty bj from a fat chick and HS and have only fucked my current gf
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>>767591853
Just your mom
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>>767604290
Do what I'm doing. Find a young girl, 16-17-18 and teach her how to be a real woman as in show her the error of women's ways today, how they all end up alone and miserable. Then eventually, she may turn to you for partnership.

Don't sexualise her though 'cause it's not about that. It's about training. You have to train her to be what you want, which is just how a woman should be. And train her to seek your approval because no woman has it, will ever have it, and you're above other men because you don't chase women at all due to their fallen nature.

And also, you let her know you see potential in her, that she's not a total lost cause yet.

Do it right and she'll imprint on you, look to you for tutorage and validation and eventually a relationship.
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>>767605083

Ehh, I was considering seeing a doctor but don't see the point since I'm not interested in hunting for sex.

That's kinda the problem, I'm not saying I'm any high regarded saint, but I seem to meet women who think less like a child and more like someone who isn't even human, I'm talking I can't find anyone around where I've lived that cares about you or anyone else on a basic human level which is disgusting to me tbh.

I should rephrase what I said earlier though, I wish I could trade you for your problem so you'd feel better about life and I'd be pretty much the usual just less attractive which wouldn't bother me.
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>>767605581
Nigger I was talking about my count not my age. I'm well over 20 girls and I'm 28. As in, I stop trying to count past 20 because I literally can't remember.
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Been with the same girl since 9th grade so only one. She's agreed to let me expand that list soon, she's bi.
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>>767605420
I am not the one who brings it up. It is usually one of her obnoxious friends when they get drunk.
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Just one. And it was an ugly hooker.

I'm a good looking guy too. Just have severe social anxiety around any girl I'm remotely attracted to. Anything beyond small talk makes me have a borderline panic attack. I often fantasize about beating this shit and becoming a player one day, but I'm 25 now so that dream is kind of becoming unrealistic.
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>>767602513
You expect me to count out every fucking name? 20 years of fucking is long time and some aren't worth remembering lol
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>>767605725
I guess if we count non-penetration (hand and mouth stuff) it'd be maybe 3.
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>>767591853
2. Both were on again off again for a few years each, but I went celibate a while back.

Sex just isn't THAT amazing and I felt like I was being a shithead in pursuit of it due to my own personal issues. Though, as a result I've gotten into some weird porn and I'd like to divert from that path as well
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>>767605605

Pffft, I'd be willing to do that if it didn't blow up in my face every single time. Hell I even tried to help groom for a roommate of mine cause he was having issues getting her to understand how he thinks and they always fuck off into obscurity until they beg me for shit a few years later.

New Jersey is the state of lost causes brother I don't want to spend my time sifting through trash.
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>>767605747
age is nothing. Being a player is for 20 year olds, but you can still successfully play the field without being a mega chad.
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Tried to count, cant remember all so between 35-45. Maybe 50.
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>>767591853
8 or so.
One went on to be a cam model before turning 'professional', so I feel I hit my 'sex quota' pretty early on in life.
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>>767605969
see now this is a lie.

At high numbers it makes sense to forget some and not be able to get an exact number, but having a range with a discrepancy of fucking 15 is a lie
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>>767605675
>I'm well over 20 girls and I'm 28.
Whoops my bad my dude, I have several pocket knives and an igloo cooler older than you youngblood
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8

6 of them were serious relationships.
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>>767605953
I know it's never too late, but the insecurity over my lack of experience gets worse as I get older.

When I was 20 I was like "No big deal. It'll happen." Now it's like "Ok, this has grown into a serious problem". Let's be honest, a 25 year old guy who has never had sex without paying for it is probably not a mentally sound individual.
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2 girls, 1 guy.
Not by, I was paid so it didn't count really. Got pics and vid
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>>767605664
you should figure out why your libido is so shit then

even knowing only psychopath women, you should still want to get your dick wet my dude

also try meeting women in places you don't frequent. volunteer at an animal shelter, vet chicks are super chill and great 90% of the time.

chicks with biz or law degrees, psychopaths 90% alcoholics 50%

and no, i wouldn't wish psoriasis on my worst enemy. you will literally make snow but the snow is just dead skin. and its perpetually painful and itchy.
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>>767605944
I feel you. It's tough even for me. You have to balance it out. Tough love is the way to go. If you make it seem like you're willing to do things for free, even so much as give advice or tutorage then of course whoever it is will capitalise on that and take the piss.

You have to treat them like kids mate and discipline them. If you don't feel as though you're getting anything out of the situation, be upfront about that and make it clear you have other things you could be investing your time in.

I'll give you an example. Current girl I'm in the beginning phase of training takes the piss to reply on messenger sometimes, I don't mind, but I do mind that she doesn't apologise or give me a heads up and I do mind that sometimes it's mid-convo and for days. So what did I do? I was blunt, I told her I couldn't be bothered with it anymore because it was a poor investment talking to her and blocked her for about week. Then I unblocked her. Said I think I might've been a little bit harsh, but I was still justified. She agreed and now she lets me know if I'm to expect slow replies, no replies, lets me know when she can reply, why she can't reply (no mobile net or something) and apologises. So I made progress by strong-arming her and she's already showing receptiveness to training.
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>>767600399
10/10. laughed at your response.
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>>767606182
All good brah.
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>>767605772
This.
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>>767600554
You stop counting when you realize it's fucking pointless to continue counting. Nobody cares how many girls you've fucked except you and OP.
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>>767591853
about 35-40
never made me happier, made me more depressed actually.
I'm 25.
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>>767591853
I'm in the early 20's somewhere, not sure if 20 or 21.

Had a stint of fucking girls while going through my drug/alcohol binges in my early years.
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>>767606354
that is one wrecked bunghole

>id still hit it
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>>767605772
this
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>>767606317
I'm 26 and never had a real relationship. Dated one girl for about 2 months (she was cheating the entire time) and a year later I fucked her while she was dating someone else. Then I fucked around with a girl a bit, basically dated but we refused to call it that, both ghosting on each other sooner or later.

haven't fucked in about 3 years now.. longer actually.

Changes happen suddenly while you're laying the ground work. Once you phase change it's like you never lived the other way. I do understand that sense of impending doom, though.

Go fuck someone on tinder, someone you want to fuck but don't know enough about to care about.
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>>767591853
0

just Dolls
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>>767593670
She's really powering through that furious thrusting.
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>>767606705
How it feels?
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>>767606386

It just isn't as big a deal to me as someone else. Don't get me wrong I feel it still and it feels amazing, but it's not something I need, hell I'd probably smoke a bowl over sex if I had to pick.

I'd consider it but since I'm not interested in basic fucks I don't think that'll work out for me.

I get ya and respect that, but I know someone else could do my life better if they wanted so if I could remove your aliment and put it on me instead I'd still be content knowing someone else is living a good life while I got away as normal.
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>>767594590
sauce? looks hot
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Woman here
5 men
4 woman
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>>767606661
Yeah getting the ball rolling is the hardest part for sure. It just feels so overwhelming that a lot of guys don't know where to even start
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Only 4
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>>767606824
its fun but too much prep and cleaning is a hassle cuz if you go one day without cleaning it the pussy smells like shit
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>>767606399

So brainwashing essentially, making her conform to your terms via means of disconnect, blunt truth etc. Neat but I'm not someone who can do that to people, if you need to be treated like a child for so long then clearly by the time they grow up it'll have been a waste of time. I guess I'm asking to much to find someone that was able to understand basic ethics by 22-24 in women, ohh well.
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>>767606844
well yeah you're clearly past basic fucks. i'm telling you this so you can find a good woman.

vet chicks are also usually only interested in relationships. try it out.

don't try and take on someone else's burden for their happiness, handle yours man. i'll figure mine out, you should yours.
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>>767593097
What was his name :D
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>>767607142
Lol
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>>767597173
Same
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>>767607221
>brainwashing

this isn't brainwashing. its setting expectations. your parents did it to you. you do it to others. the only reason its different with females is disney teaches boys that vaginas need so much nice to open. not true man.
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around 30 or so. stopped hard-counting after a dozen.
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0
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>>767591853
300+

I'm 50 years old and still good-looking. Wpmen still hit on me...
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>>767594353
>make sex with love

My man, I've been with my girl for 10 years, you want to beat that pussy up like a dirty slut every time you fuck her. Get at it.
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about 110. Been posting my stories for a while here
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>>767591853
All of them
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>>767600308
SAUCE!
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>>767607271

After my dad offed himself last year I don't really see anything that makes me particularly happy, so taking away someone elses misery would be my only benefit to this life I've wasted.

>>767607525

Easier said than done, I have been told I'm "too nice" which I never really understood till a few months ago, but it's not something about me I can just change on a whim. It's like a ticking feeling ingrained in my head when ever I meet anyone. That of course is lost once someone has wronged me for good. I'm overly nice but can hold a grudge forever.
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>>767600554

You're a retarded faggot.
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none
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>>767608058
happiness can always be found sharing your life's experience with a mate. always.

then express that. "I'm a very nice person. I have very few needs and wants of my own. So fulfilling yours is no sweat off my back you know."

people don't even know what they don't know. being nice to them makes them think ulterior motives, because they don't know.
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>>767591853
None :(

I'm 29
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>>767594352
Numbers point to gay.
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>>767594352
Duh, he's Fucked 12 gay's.
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>>767607525
it's definitely pavlovian, mate. I'm pretty sure what you're doing, and online no less, is grooming by its definition.

Not to say that it's a bad way to go, sometimes it's even fun. But it's not correct for long term relationships, as I think you know based on how many young girls you've needed to groom.
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Mid 30’s somewhere. Most normal to cute. A few really hot and a few not so much/ bigger.
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>>767602513
Why do you talk like a nigger? “Bruh”
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>>767608470

I've done that before being direct about how I am, and I get taken advantage of until they're done with me every time. I also dont see any direction to find that happiness so I've stopped looking for it. I guess maybe offing myself is really the only way for me to get some use outta my body, keep the grass fed at least.
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6. Is that good?
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>>767591853
I've lost count, to be completely honest.
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>>767603765
Yup, 100% agree. I don't understand what this "no man stops counting nonsense" is. From the ages of 19 to 27 or so I was drunk 4-5 times a week out with friends and nonsense, I couldn't even ballpark, but probably over 100, I'm a dirtbag, you lose count when it's just randoms you don't care about. And agreed, no one cares about numbers. Eventually you do reach the point where having a wife is nice. But I agree, this guy obviously hasn't had more than probably 5 sexual encounters if he puts them on the pedestal and values them highly enough to keep track of a meaningless number.
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>>767591853
I just celebrated 10 a few weeks ago. Hurray pseudo monogamy
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500
ya I’m cool I know I have lots of sex
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>>767609141
If you fucked less than 20 girls and stopped counting that shit is retarded
But I fucked 25 girls and had to really think about each girl for a minute, if it's 100+ it would really take some recollection
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18
Amanda - 16
Cortney - 18
Erika -29
19
Megs - 17
Blonde tongue ring - 16
15yo - 15
20
Lauren - 18
Brei - 17
Rosie - 20
21
BJ grl -29
Jessica - 20
Christina - 19-22
24
Heidi - 20
25
Kiki - 23
28
arlett - 18

now im 29, 15 girls
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About 16 i think.
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3, 19 years old
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>>767609012
then change yourself. i dunno man.

sounds like you've lost a lot of hope. read "The Power of Now" by Eckhart Tolle

i know it sounds gayer than the aids, but it'll bring some necessary perspective back into your life. from there, who knows. maybe you'll be happy with exactly your situation, maybe you'll find out what you want to be happy.

either way, no matter your life, you're sure as fuck worth more than grass food. find a way to believe that for yourself. that book should help you with that.
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>>767609435
bullshit fag
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Slept with 6 different girls/women and I'm 29 now, but the number of times I've fucked is 1000+

Bonus: Fucked a 17 yo when I was 26 because she literally begged for it
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>>767609664

I'll see what I can do thanks, off to bed, got work in the am, peace.
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If prostitutes and massage parlors? 50
If actual hooks ups? 10
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>>767598507
İs she beautiful?
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>>767608765
i'm not the grooming anon

just a guy that says being some level of pavlovian is setting expectations.

we're all just grown children but the female brain is far more childish in comparison to the male. i mean women's suffrage is still a relatively new concept in the history of the world.

that should tell you something.
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>>767592927
Can I rape you too?
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>>767609851
only if face with timestamp and i like it
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>>767609699
lol i understand why you'd think id lie on this shitty website but im legitimately telling the truth
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>>767609844
*history of the modern world
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8 or 9, only a few were interesting. I miss the chubby shortstack F-cups marylin monroe type girl, she was an abnormal psych grad student too, so interesting, such good cooking, such a massive ass, yeah she kinda made me republican too
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>>767610126
>a female made him republican

how beta were you? like jesus man. ive never heard of such a thing.
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>>767598285
This......real talk
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