Give me ONE good reason not to destroy planet earth with my ray cannon
Cuz I stole your cannon and moved it to Midgar, fag.
>>767588871
Think of Milhouse.
>>767588871
we have hot traps
I'm going to go with: that isn't a ray cannon.
>>767588871
none
go on
i wanna die anyways
>>767588871
just do it, man. shut the door on the way out.
>>767588871
Because Jews live in Planet Earth and destroying it would be Anti-Semitic.
memes such as this
>>767589496
Sure it is, m8. Did you not see what it did to WEAPON?
>>767588871
because my dick itches, that means it will rain soon
>>767588871
because your "ray cannon" doesn't exist
/thread
>>767588871
Your ray cannon looks like a robots giant dick.
>>767589912
that looks good. Saved.
>>767588871
Final Fantasy VII fuck off faggot
>>767589912
It's all dough. wtf
wew
>>767588871
You couldn't destroy my 3 day old deposits of dick cheese with that.
Come back when you have a real toy.
>>767588871
Porn
>>767590286
That’s crazy bread, m8. They call it that because dipping garlic cheese bread in tomato sauce is crazy, I guess.
>>767588871
>tfw i never beat this game.
i got up to sephroth and just stopped
>>767588871
>>767591339
Crisis core was easy tho
>>767588871
do it faggot
>>767588871
Check 'em
>>767588871
STFU BITCH AND FUCKING DESTROY US
>>767588871
picture an earthling you really love
>>767588871
Because then nobody will be afraid of your ray cannon anymore
>>767588871
Ummm, OP...your ray cannon...not real.
>>767591446
You’d just spam darkness and that one punch ability I forget the name of and basically instawin.
>>767591703
>EXACTLY what he wants you to think
>>767591865
Costly punch I think it was.
>>767588871
Can you only destroy Africa? I'm sure you don't need to destroy everything, only deleting Africa would make the world better.
>>767588871
>one reason
that's not a ray cannon.
next.
>>767591949
Yeah, I think that was it. I remember it had a big windup but would basically 1 shot everything.
>>767588871
We'd never see the final season of Game of Thrones. We'd never see Avengers 4.
Give us another 18 months or so. Then fire away.
>>767588871
I’m going to Amsterdam in a couple months and I have a threesome with 2 high-end escorts booked.
After that, fire away, I don’t give a fuck.
>>767588871
Because your cannon was destroyed by sephiroth.
>>767592877
No it wasn’t. Genesis and Se-hiroth sliced up the cannon during a simulation, that didn’t actually happen. The real cannon was destroyed by meteor.
>>767593160
My memory tricked me. Too long ago. You are right.
>>767588871
Earth is the sole source of precious curly fries!
>>767591927
Nope, kinda sure.
>>767588871
we have the recipe for concentrated dark matter
>>767594450
Still need to weaponize it...
>>767588871
Please fucking do it
>>767591703
> taunting ray gun man
> risking the only world with mosquitoes
>>767588871
You're on it.
