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Give me ONE good reason not to destroy planet earth with my ray cannon

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Give me ONE good reason not to destroy planet earth with my ray cannon
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Cuz I stole your cannon and moved it to Midgar, fag.
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>>767588871
Think of Milhouse.
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>>767588871
we have hot traps
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>>767588871
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I'm going to go with: that isn't a ray cannon.
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>>767588871
none
go on
i wanna die anyways
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>>767588871
just do it, man. shut the door on the way out.
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>>767588871
Because Jews live in Planet Earth and destroying it would be Anti-Semitic.
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memes such as this
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>>767589496
Sure it is, m8. Did you not see what it did to WEAPON?
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>>767589262
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>>767588871
because my dick itches, that means it will rain soon
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>>767588871
because your "ray cannon" doesn't exist
/thread
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>>767588871
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>>767588871

Your ray cannon looks like a robots giant dick.
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>>767589912
that looks good. Saved.
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>>767588871
Final Fantasy VII fuck off faggot
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>>767589912
It's all dough. wtf
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>>767588871
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>>767588871
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wew
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>>767588871
You couldn't destroy my 3 day old deposits of dick cheese with that.
Come back when you have a real toy.
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>>767588871
Porn
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>>767590286
That’s crazy bread, m8. They call it that because dipping garlic cheese bread in tomato sauce is crazy, I guess.
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>>767588871
>tfw i never beat this game.

i got up to sephroth and just stopped
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>>767588871
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>>767591339
Crisis core was easy tho
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>>767588871
do it faggot
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>>767588871
Check 'em
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>>767591500
DAMN
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>>767588871
STFU BITCH AND FUCKING DESTROY US
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>>767588871
picture an earthling you really love
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>>767588871
Because then nobody will be afraid of your ray cannon anymore
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>>767588871
Ummm, OP...your ray cannon...not real.
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>>767591446
You’d just spam darkness and that one punch ability I forget the name of and basically instawin.
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>>767591703
>EXACTLY what he wants you to think
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>>767591865
Costly punch I think it was.
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>>767588871
Can you only destroy Africa? I'm sure you don't need to destroy everything, only deleting Africa would make the world better.
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>>767588871
>one reason
that's not a ray cannon.
next.
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>>767591949
Yeah, I think that was it. I remember it had a big windup but would basically 1 shot everything.
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>>767588871

We'd never see the final season of Game of Thrones. We'd never see Avengers 4.

Give us another 18 months or so. Then fire away.
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>>767588871
I’m going to Amsterdam in a couple months and I have a threesome with 2 high-end escorts booked.

After that, fire away, I don’t give a fuck.
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>>767588871
Because your cannon was destroyed by sephiroth.
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>>767592877
No it wasn’t. Genesis and Se-hiroth sliced up the cannon during a simulation, that didn’t actually happen. The real cannon was destroyed by meteor.
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>>767593160
My memory tricked me. Too long ago. You are right.
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>>767588871
Earth is the sole source of precious curly fries!
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>>767591927
Nope, kinda sure.
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>>767588871
we have the recipe for concentrated dark matter
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>>767594450
Still need to weaponize it...
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>>767588871
Please fucking do it
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>>767591703
> taunting ray gun man
> risking the only world with mosquitoes
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>>767588871
You're on it.
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