Wake up
see this
what do?
>>714292368
>Go for the .40 in the nightstand.
>shoot burglar in his face
>shoot dog for not doing her fucking job.
>>714292971
I bet you are a real tough guy
>>714293077
I'll bet you're a gigantic cuck
>>714293077
He's a big guy.
Not sure why, but I'd tell Aleks to put the bat down and go put on some acne cream.
>>714293077
No, I'm just not a victim. Also I realize that mother fuckers that do home invasions while the resident is actually home don't give a fuck if they have to use violence. Nothing I say can stop him from bashing my skull in.
>>714292368
ask him to stick that bat up my ass
>>714292368
Realise I'm dreaming, because white people don't invade peoples homes. Actually wake up. Somalians ransacking my living room. Shit...
>>714293857
sry i only found image with small bats