Bath plug, shower curtain, every fuse from every plug in the house, every handle off the cupboards and all the screwdrivers.
>>674289137
Just hardcore strip all the screws on important stuff.
>>674289137
Drawers from the refrigerator
Oven racks
Couch cushions
>>674289137
1 sock from each pair
>>674289137
all a/c-adapters
cables from TV 'n HiFi
the toilet-seat
>>674289664
I always wear odd socks anyway
>>674289137
Her life
>>674289137
toilet paper
>>674289137
every battery in the house
>>674289137
Take her front door.
>>674289787
Edgy
>>674289137
I took her favorite DVD's
>>674289785
fuck it, all the socks then,
or 1 shoe from each pair
>>674289137
When she's in the shower ALL her clothes, sheets, towels, anything that can be used as a body covering. I mean everything. And the toilet paper. Cunt.
her virginity
>>674289137
The entire apartment.
If you aren't married, haven't been living together for seven years, and the place is in your name just change the locks while shes out and ignore her calls. Dump her shit on the lawn and enjoy the freedom.
>>674289976
Shoe is a good un. Women love their fucking feet boats.
dishwasher's trays
plate in microwave
all the pictures (leave the frames)
all forks
>>674289137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhJpef5-IcU
Butt plug and sissy porn
>>674289137
>took her family albums
>took her grandmother's antique comb
Because it's shit she can't replace
>took all the circuit breakers
>took the SIM card out of her phone
>turned off the water heater
Because it's shit she doesn't know how to replace or restart
>took all the remotes in the house t.v, stereo, garage and a/c control
I know someone who unscrewed and removed every light switch off the wall of a home when they left . . .
>>674289137
Take a shit.
In the livingroom.
>>674289137
Her cat's head
>>674289137
1 chink eating stick
>>674289884
>I said it again mom!
>>674290901
When did the cops come for the stuff?
If she didn't call she's stupid.
That's stealing!
Bad advice /thread
>>674289137
Not a damn thing other than her innocence, which was everything to her.
>>674290096
>feet boats
10/10
>>674289137
The security deposit.
>>674290901
Yeah cause I kept that shit on my living room coffee table you dumbass. I got rid of it almost as fast as I took it.
>>674289496
HAHAHA YES!
>>674291317
>If she didn't call she's stupid.
>If she didn't call
>didn't call
>call
>took the SIM card out of her phone
this girl took my three laundry baskets with wheels (she claimed i didnt need them), and my apple slicer. didnt notice the apple slicer until a month later when my kid wanted apple slices.
>>674292979
landline
>>674292979
You can still make calls to emergency numbers without a SIM card
my ex took my tv. I ended up taking her sister, lol
>>674290046
If she was your gf you would already know she has no virginity to take. Unless you're a beta who goes out with girls without fucking them. Then makes rape jokes online.
Opened the fusebox and fucked around in there
>>674289137
I had a ex take the spring loaded thingy that you use to put toilet paper on.
>>674290672
You monster
>>674289496
Im going to remember this shit
>>674289137
her life
>>674289137
the children
>>674289884
>>674289787
Lmao holy shit
frosting packets from toaster pastry's
>>674294092
dayum
Lol Im pooping, heres my penis.
>>674289137
I took back all the jewelry and the engagement ring I bought her. A couple other cheap ass things meant to be sweet nothings during better times just because I knew it'd hurt her feelings. Gave her back shit she got me, quit paying her phone bill. Pretty much anything I could think of.
>still didn't make it any better but at least I got my investments back as far as the jewelry goes.
Every power strip in the house, all of the pillow cases, all of just one utensil(fork, knife, or spoon)
>>674289137
All of the paper products in the house...
Toilet paper
Paper towels
Newspaper
Printer paper
Kleenex
And move any colored towels out of the bathroom leaving only white ones.
Basically anything she could wipe her ass with.
>>674289137
Her sister's virginity.
Some nutsack.
her life
All her skin
>>674294305
Broooooo me tooo man
>>674294852
Nice. You're the first to ever respond with a dick pic.
>>674289137
All screws, screwdrivers, pillows, food (leave the stale stuff), shower head, and the legs on the chairs
>>674294852
Tried to replicate the shot.
>>674294990
Cant beat shitting bros
Remember collage when ur shitting alone then ur roomate or neighbor comes and shits in the shall next to u and you have deep phylosphical (sp) convos. Da bests.
>>674295150
>>674294852
Fixed
>>674289137
paracetamol
>>674289137
Take the high road buddy. And by that I mean climbing on the roof and throwing shit and pissing on her car.
You of course loose all dignity, but hey an ape's gotta do what an ape's gotta do.
>>674295150
Bra, clean ur shiiter man. Das nasty. Just a good wipe with the toilet paper or ur hand no judging here
>>674295287
Yeah dude. Fuck
>>674295459
Nah dude. Its stained. Needs actual cleaning
>>674289137
Her sister's virginity
>>674294717
oh yeah coz chicks love paper
>>674289137
All the light bulbs and candles
>>674295729
Bleach that shit wtf
> see nigger in picture
> automatically assume op means break in
> wonder what kind of shit people steal
Go to the outside ac unit and let the freon out. That shits expensive.
It's not about what you take anons, it's about what you leave behind
Like tarantulas, snakes, and bedbugs
>>674295982
Ha! You implied the goods in the man's hands must be stolen because he's black! Good joke!
>>674295957
No bleach m8.I got a shitty place anyway.
Floor pic related
>>674293172
>didnt notice the apple slicer until a month later when my kid wanted apple slices.
OK, that's disturbing. who the fuck steals an apple slicer? The bitch that's going to break into your place some night and use that apple slicer on your balls.
record something really creepy and leave it on loop in the attic, hide it really well and make sure it has a good power supply.
hide it above or bellow her bed room
also tie something on a string that can gently tap against something at night
that should fuck her head up a bit
i recommend pitching down one of hitlers speeches by an octave or two.. works a charm
>>674296162
It keeps posting all my pics upside down.
>>674296329
sort it out anon
>>674296329
>>674296162
>>674295957
Sink.
>>674296329
Took a shower.
Also my 2nd post ever m8. Been lurking for years.
I just got a nicer place.
His soul
>>674296659
Toilet pic.
FUCKING LOL
whats going on in this thread.
feel half tempted to shit on my pc chair just to join in
>i was always left out of the cool fads
>>674289137
Copper pipes and lead off the roof
>>674294305
your tiny dick looks like larry from the three stooges if he had way more hair and a much smaller face
>>674296855
that cig butt is a survivor.
rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0
>>674296972
Lol. Thanks m8.
>>674296855
Solid keric m8
Really gotta work on that income. Gotta move on up bro.
>>674297094
I just smoke while I shit. Hes fresh.
>>674289137
virginity
>>674289137
corkscrews
can openers
lighters
>>674297243
i wasn't asking about you, fucking anon, i was concerned about the life of your cig butt.
meanie :(
>>674297226
Nah man 90k/year in construction.
Just dont want to put work into this shithole. 8 more months or so of saving and I grt a shiny new house.
Anyway. Shits almost done. Thanks for all anons.
>>674297988
Who the fuck threadjacks while taking a shit. WTF is wrong with you ninja?
.......
>>674289137
Take the carpet padding
