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Is the reason why you circumcise your men because your women can't resist anything that's 20% off?
>>674288407
On a scale from 1 to 10 can I borrow 5 dollars?
>>674288407
You caught us, we are just too avaricious!
>>674288407
double kek
>>674288698
0/10
Can you perform a metzitzah b'peh on me pleas?
On a scale from Mel Gibson to Benjamin Netanyahu how Jewish are you?
>>674289174
I'm so Jewish that I shit coins
>>674287966
Is there any business I should invest into in the next time?
whens the dow jones going back up?
>>674287966
Was 911 really necessary?
>>674288840
So you're telling me there's a chance
>>674289541
Politics, film, TV, food, oil, and Internet services
>>674287966
How much money did you guys make on the jesus hit?
>>674289843
There's none, you are not getting a single penny out of my nose
I think i like Hitler
>>674287966
Do you still take a small bag with jew gold with you or do you store it somehow else nowadays?
>>674289816
They were reaching the money I had in my pocket, so yeah
Post photo. Let's see your nose
>>674290027
Considering the fact that the majority of the people on earth believes in Jesus, you can imagine the amount
>>674287966
Can you teach me some jewish mind trick to manipulate my fellow goyim?
>>674290059
Give me money you jew
where do you hide your shekels?
Is nose length as important to jews as dick length is to people?
>>674290101
Good for you, unfortunately for you, he's dead while in the other hand Jews are still alive, and the'll ever be, muajajajajah
Is Angela Merkel a jewish spy sent to destroy the white race?
>>674287966
>turn all casinos into jewthenasia clinics
>electrified piles of gold coins
>you are allowed to take one coin at a time, as many times as you like
>each touch delivers a very mild jolt with a 1/100 chance of a lethal dosing
>there are 100 piles and the odds are bank progressive
Would this work, OP? Can you think of more attractive odds?
>>674287966
Why do you guys hate Muslims so much? I mean, jeez, you're bombing them and pushing them out of the middle east for the expansion of Israel, but why? Is it because they preach amongst themselves the truth about the jewish people and how they push all sorts of agendas all over the flat earth? Is it because muslims know that NASA is jew-controlled?
Did you guys invent bagels?
By far the best bagels I've had are always at mom and pop Jewish delis
>>674290522
No, muajajajajah
>>674291006
We produce even your underwear
>>674289174
Is Netanyahu the most jewish guy you can think of?
Why are you do evil?
>>674291002
They are the poor and shittiest version of the Jews, that's why
>>674291112
The Hardcore band? They're alright.
>>674288698
3 dollars? What do you want 2 dollars for? *runs off towards horizon*
>>674290059
>penny
Dont you mean sheckel?
>>674291348
I'm not evil, I just want money
>>674291543
I have all the money types in the world
>>674287966
why do you all have literally the worst genetics ever? like the average jew has the most insanely disproportionate face ever and hair growing all over them no matter gender, gross ass skin. and every girl I have ever talked to said jew guys have 3-5 inch dicks. like why? and you guys are fighting so hard to keep reproduction between two jews all the time. try to up your genetics by letting someone who isn't a jew breed you
>>674289174
sarah silverman being a 6 on the jew scale
>>674291680
Money makes those mistakes almost invisible haha
Were Larry Silverstein, Bush family, and Israeli-manipulated muslims behind 9/11?
>>674291881
Yes
>>674291104
Okay okay, six dollars?
you'll need us when you need to keep track of your expenses. remember that /b/
>>674291520
God Damn I hate jews
>>674292090
You can have a kick in the balls
I did a DNA test and I have trace amounts of European Jew blood. can I be in your club?
>>674288407
>>674287966
Grape seed vs olive oil. Which one is better and why?
>>674292382
Hmm. do you have a beard and a big nose? D you have a bag to carry your coins? Are you circumcised? If the answer is yes then you must begin your journey
>>674292195
Or a wallet. The greatest jew shill of all is that they aren't actually needed for anything.
>>674292640
Yes they are; if you ran out of money you can just kill a Jew and steal all he has, your debts will be fixed in a minute
>>674292590
yes
no
no
Yes
>>674293184
Then fuck off, you need ALL the requirements
>>674292299
Good thing I have a cunt
>>674293484
Are you a trans? Guess what faggot, you just gave a Jew a shit ton of money fora fake cunt
>>674294016
No I'm an actual chick. Was born with my glorious genitals.
>>674287966
With all the hand rubbing you do. Why not put it to good use by rolling some hashish?
>>674294280
We do, and we make money for it
>>674294234
Well, in that case, gave it a good use, reproduce with a Jew
>>674287966
Would you rather suck chocolate off a tramps cock or have a tramp suck chocolate off your cock ?
>>674294806
None of them
>>674293444
>the day i understood why people hate jews
>mfw
>>674295642
And still, we are your bosses
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