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What's bothering you?
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What's bothering me? The fact that I like to listen to Metal. Almost any Metal. Black, Thrash, Heavy..
However, most people I know fucking pick on me for it. I don't like Pop music (which is what they listen to).

Well. Now that's off my chest. I kinda feel better.
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>>674286513
Im pretty sure there is something wrong with my testicles and im delaying going to the doctor cause I dont wanna get one removed or be told I have test cancer
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What's bothering me is that i can't fucking leave until i get dubs. Also i spell like a fucking 3 year old
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>>674287212
Fuck them, anon. I listen to metal too, black metal being the current. I'm also femanon, so it's not as common for a woman to listen to metal, so I get made fun of for not loving Justin Faggot's new jam because I'd rather be over here Hailing Satan and shit.
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>>674287212

Why do you care what people think of the music you like? When I was in school one of the kids went through my ipod and said allowed the name of a song I had on there because it was really girly, as soon as he said it all the chicks turned around and said they loved that song too, no harm done.
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I feel like a fucking disappointment. Everyone tells me that I'm a bright guy, but God I feel like a fucking idiot most of the time.
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>>674287212

That's harsh. I kind of get the feeling because my sisters went through the same stuff. Care to recommend any metal?

>>674287509

Sorry to hear, anon. But, at least from afar, it seems better to go through the pain now than going through worse stuff because you didn't check. Maybe it's nothing.
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I shoved a whiffleball bat up my butt when i was 18 and bled. I thought it was god punishing me for being gay.
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What's bothering me is that I know dumb, wealthy whore that likes me, and I cannot help but to be attracted to her.

I have grown soft. Pls help.
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>>674287797

Is there any reason in particular?
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Thought about it.

Nah, life's pretty good right now.
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>>674286513

I'm wondering what'll happen when my boyfriend comes across my lolicon.
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>>674287995

That's awesome. Keep that way.

>>674287877

Is the problem that you have feelings? Or that you don't want realtionship troubles? Don't even care to fuck her? Not judging, just asking.
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>>674287894
No, just minor mistakes I make everyday that shouldn't happen. They culminate and I feel like even though they are they are small, forgetable mistakes, that truly intelligent people wouldn't make them.
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I spend far too much time trying to find oppertunities to post images of Lucille van Pelt
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>>674286513
Well, metal is shit. The people who pick on you are smart.
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>>674289227
Like....how much time?
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I cant really imagine anyone liking me for who I am or who I'll ever be.

Also, since another anon mentioned metal, how annoying is it when deathcore faggots complain that no one listens to it but then tons of fucking girls listen to that shit and not good metal like Mathcore?
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>>674289537
Anywhere between 2 to 30 hours at a time. It's usually at the back of my mind tho
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>>674286513
I desperately want to fuck the girl who sits next to me at work and I can't stop thinking about it.
She's cute as hell, has the perkiest little tits and a gorgeous tight ass.
She's funny and flirty and friendly and sweet.
I want her to sit on my face.
I want her to suck my balls dry.
I want to fuck her until we're both raw.

That actually feels better.
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>>674288880

I feel you, anon. I was like that for a long time, but, at some point, you gotta forgive yourself. I admit that I still lose my shit remembering lots of stupid mistakes and feel pathetic, but there should come a time in which you accept that shit happens. It's difficult to keep going if you don't get to love yourself, but you can do it, anon. It's not about brains, is about heart.

Sorry for the gayness, but I've found some poeple on /b/ who need similar words, and thought they'd at least make you feel somewhat relieved for a moment. Just trying to help.
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My final term which is in 6 hours and I haven't even started studying, I always end up calculating the number of hours/days/weeks I have and keep on procrastinating its like an endless cycle. I don't blame anyone but myself though
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the fact that, as far as i know, i will never find love, never publish my novels, and never have children.
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>>674290257
I go through this too, procrastination really is a bitch isn't it?
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>>674286513
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>>674286513
I don't like the idea that the only way to gain access to a person may be to use something against them as a form of leverage.
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>>674290089
Talk to her and tell her the truth.
Tell her you like her and want to see more of her outside of work.
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>>674290486
this gave me feels ;_;
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>>674286513
I'm in love.
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>>674290532
Explain?I'm curious
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>>674290595
This. Do it bro, cease the day. There's only two options either you go for it (get rejected or get what you want) or stay like this forever and feel sorry for yourself.
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My mom died when I was a kid and all I have been is a ungrateful cunt to my dad I feel like he wants to leave me but he is locked into it I'm a degenerate and when my father dies I will most likely killmyself
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>>674290170
Thanks man
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>>674290595
Thanks dude, but I'm engaged to a girl I love way more.
I just really want to fuck this other girl.

Also, fucking someone from work is a really bad idea, even at the best of times.
It's an infatuation. It'll pass. Luckily I am friends with her on Facebook, so I have bikini shots to whack off to. Thank fuck for Facebook.
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Don't ever talk to me again you fucking snitch. You claim that you were just helping me. My fucking ass. That's why you snitched huh? I can't wait until you leave so I can just be free.
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>>674290486
Wow. Throw back
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>>674290783
I'm still in love.
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I LOST 50 fucking pounds but still look LIKE SHIT
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That Tim Allen can still find work
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>>674286513
What bothers me is that Im transgender and made the mistake of joining the military while I was in denial...... I still feel like shit
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>>674290912

Make yourself into something they'd both be proud of then and apologize to your father.
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>>674291079
it was shit-weight
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I want to lose weight, but I don't want to stop stuffing my fat face with sugary deliciousness at every opportunity.
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>>674287212
You are hanging with the wrong people.
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>>674290912
Hug your dad. Tell him thanks from time to time. Nobody reads minds. Not you, not him.
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>>674290595
>>674290813
Agree with these faggots. If you get rejected well, so be it. It's better to know now than sitting at home thinking about the what ifs. If she does say no though just play it cool and say some other time maybe. You still gotta work with her.
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>>674290938
Ayo chill out nigga cheating ain't right. Don't screw up your love life over some meaningless sex although it might seem tempting at the moment, you'll definitely regret it later.
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my boyfriend said i give fucking 'decent' blowjobs. like i agree to put your fucking dick in my mouth and you have the audacity to say its decent. it's like he doesn't even appreciate me.
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facebook / laurkasik this bitch
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>>674291118
You're a good man annon
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>>674290486
Thanks anon needed to hear that.
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I am worried as fuck about going bankrupt and losing my house due to oil and gas work in Alberta slowly but surely continuing to dry up, and not being able to find something else that pays enough to get by.
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>>674287872
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
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>>674291493

No problem anon, shit can be hard, some people are ungrateful, remember there is always time to change but doing it sooner rather than later is always better.
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Im fucking terrified of the future, im scared of having a 9-5 job, getting a house and wife and working for the next 60 years, im even more terrified at the fact that is exactly what my girlfriend wants and i dread the day that i have to break up with her to live the life i want, i love her, but i cant live my life like that
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>>674291403

This is good advice OP.
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>>674291549
Shit gets rough. I almost lost my house, car, family and job because a dumb mistake. It gets better though
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>>674291436
Mayhaps you bit?
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I'm worried life won't turn out the way I thought it would. Realism sucks ass.
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>>674291717
Pls tell story.
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>>674291436
Blowjobs are shit and overrated anyways, get over yourself. Tell him to give you a rim job.
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>>674286513

I'm worried about my fucking future. I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do and while I'm not dumb I'm certainly not intelligent either. I have fuck all idea of what career I want to pursue and I just want to live comfortably. Fuck.
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TRYING TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHILE FIGHING WITH MYSELF NOT TO PUNCH THEM ALL
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>>674291422
Dubs for truth.
Yeah, don't worry, One of the reasons I vented here. Not gonna act on it.
But I will still enjoy the moments she leans back and stretches her arms up, popping her perky little boobs out for me. Sigh.
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People are sharing memes on Facebook that i've seen a thousand times before 6 months ago.
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Im a pedophile who loves to go to parks, churches and amusement parks just to stare at and occasionally talk to pretty little girls
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>>674287797
This. Fucking this. Know exactly how you feel bro,
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>>674289948

This will sound extremely cliche'd, but it's difficult for a person to like someone who doesn't like himself. And even if you were actually such a foul person that no one can like, doesn't mean you can't improve and be someone you'd like to be. Has anything in particular made you think that, anon?

>>674290089

As another anon said, have you tried to flirt with this girl?

>>674290532

It really isn't that way. People are far more grateful than it can seem, and being nice can also work. But if you're talking about the feeling of helplessness against the evil of selfish people, I also feel that way sometimes.

>>674290783

With whom? Any chances to get her/him?

>>674290934

Always trying to help an anon in distress.

>>674290938

Well, if you're sure you'll let it go, fine for you. Seems wise. And congrats on the engagement.

>>674291079

Wow, that's a lot. But looks are not that directly related to weight, believe it or not. Try changing your hairstyle or getting some new clothes, see if helps improve.

>>674291114

Sorry to hear, anon... Is it really a huge problem in the military or just the usual stigma?

>>674290433

Sorry, mate. Have you gone through all the editors you could find? Is remotely doable trying to pay yourself for publishing? Why won't you have kids?

>>674291436

How long have you been with him? Are these comments anything usual or just this thing that bothered you?

>>674291692

I am so sorry to hear that, anon. Don't know what to say... How long have you been with her? Is there really no middle-point for you both?
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My best friend stopped having sex with me because she said she's starting to get feelings
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>>674288151

He'll make you dress up and fuck you harder than he ever has before.
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>>674291875
Finally someone I can relate to. How old are you? 18 here just graduated, no idea what I wanna do. I just wanna be rich, I'm a materialistic asshole even though I tell myself I'm not.
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>>674291943
I can relate anon I can relate..
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>>674291717

Yeah, it's not fun times, and I was careful to not saddle myself with a bunch of debt buying power toys and trailers while times were good like so many other guys.

Do tell about what happened if you don't mind.
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my friend gave me his blessing to start dating a girl he was seeing for a few weeks. They never really went anywhere due to just being two very very different people but she liked me. When they broke up we kept in contact and 6 months down the line i talked to him about her and wanted to ask her out. He told me he was fine with it since nothing ever happened between them and he seemed sincere. Now that things are going somewhere between us he's decided to try and wreck it. He keeps getting turned down by girls he likes and i think hes just bitter she likes me and didnt really like him. He keeps texting and mailing me telling me hes changed his mind about how he feels with me being with her and he keeps messaging her telling her he isnt happy with us being together and shit and is being super aggressive with her. I really like this girl and he's trying to fuck it up for me because he feels lonely and i want to kick his stupid ass for it
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My cousin is dating a stupid ugly nigger and she is a disgrace to my pure white family. All her stupid hoe friends date niggers too but I don't give a shit about them she is my blood and I love her. Her parents don't give a shit about her so I've always been there for her and I don't want her to make these stupid mistakes. But it seems like everything I do just backfires and make me look like a raciss asshole. Once she tried to sneak out at 4am to meet up with 2 shitskin jungle bunnies and so I got my machete out of my car and chased them out of the fucken neighborhood. I wasnt gonna sit by and let her get raped by a couple of dindus no way was I letting that shit happen! She is fucken brainwashed by all this retarded multicult bullshit that's been spread around like a fucken disease. She has no shame. So now I'm this close to disgracing this fucken little sellout mud loving hoe and disowning her sorry ass and letting nature take its course! Her future is looking dark.
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I really wanna fuck a trap or sissy. So fucking badly
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I am afflicted by a bald spot
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My one friend is dying of a neurodegenerative disease and I just found out my best friend as macular degeneration. :(
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>>674289374
Yeah, real smart people who listen to whatever the record companies want's them to listen to this month.
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>>674286513
I am to fugly to ever be loved by someone
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>>674291982
Oh man, THIS.
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>>674290783
Sweet as fuck
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>>674292068

That would be pretty hot but he's not really into it, I've seen from his reaction when he comes across the threads.
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Manage a business, security field.

get threatened once a month, because I take it seriously.

Employees are all bottom barrel slugs that never progressed beyond entry level (Muh 15 an hour mim wayj) can't hire better because low pay is average for this line of work in their position.

triple profit margins in my area, save contracts, blah blah great at managing blah blah. Client demands high level access control and then makes fun of guards for taking it seriously and giving that level of control, constant harassment, get paid several grand less than I was promised, no raises.

I'm addicted to perfecting my work and myself so I can't bring myself to leave the industry because I'll have failed in my mind.

Secretly want to murder every fucking employee I have, the clients, their employees, and destroy their business worldwide.

I fucking hate that i'm so good in this field, i'd rather have gone into gay porn and excelled in that area lol.

Fuck.
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>>674292314
Sorry hipster. I didn't know popular = bad.
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>>674286513
My whole life, my main motivator has been having sex with girls...
i'm in my 30's now... and i'm starting to not give as much of a fuck about getting laid...
...leaving me a bit unmotivated, and aimless in my future plans....
i'm not sure what to do with myself...
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Nick Martindale on linked in
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I have only 3 best friends out of which two like the girl I like. But the problem is the girl we all like only wants to pursue things with me, I don't know where to go from this. I don't wanna screw my relationship with my bros, on the other hand I really like this chick. We have loads in common and this is the first time in years I've actually seen someone in this way. I keep forcing myself to forget about her, bros before hoes. But the more I deny it the more I think about her.
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>>674286513
As an atheist I think my Christian girlfriend is a sign from Jesus to show that he's real. I know it's stupid and likely untrue but I can't help it.
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I've been dating a cute and caring for the past 3 years and I love her, but I have a crush on this cute lesbian who I work with.

[spoiler]And I'm really happy she's a lesbian, cause that's the thing stopping me from making a huge mistake.[/spoiler]
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>>674292187
I turned down a girl that I've been best of friends with fir years because this is how it would have turned out exactly like your story anon.However I think I might have messes up since she has stopped replying to me.
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>>674292049

I'm >>674289948

I don't really know... I hang out with people and they tell me they like me and I'm invited to go out and shit. But physically I look like shit (can't gain weight if my life depended on it) and I seriously cannot imagine myself having a girlfriend...

You're doing God's deed by answering these many people, anon...
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I am finishing my bachelors degree this year at a college that doesn't interest me. I will be fighting for a job that doesn't interest me and it's too late to change now without wasting away and using my parents. I am a kissles virgin and have next to 0 talents besides gaming. I am a lazy cunt and sometimes a douche. Would love to change but every day keeps ending the same as always. Every day I regret wasting away and then the next day I waste away once more.
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>>674292583
Yo, weird shit happens. Such is life, don't think it's stupid because other believe it's stupid (although it very well might be stupid) you don't have to believe that. If you really believe in it them embrace it, don't talk about it publicly but come to terms with it.
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I don't know where to meet girls anymore; after graduating college, finding a gf and breaking up with her most of my friends are in relationships and most girls my age are into older guys (im 23)
tl;dr where do i meet girls so i can have sexual relations
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>>674292745

Really, you'd cheat on your 3 year girlfriend just like that?
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>>674292187
Dude ive Got something Like that butts more like i feel bad for My version Of your friend its not Like he is trying anything but know i am with the girl that he once liked saddens me
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Being a creepy spaz who's too socially inept to get a girlfriend. Plus, you know, being disturbed enough to go on /b and actually relate to it...
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>>674292049
I feel that i won't have kids due to the previous entry that i will not find love. I have been rejected so many times that i feel like giving up, yet i keep on trying. My friend thinks taking me to a strip club will help. I fail to see the wisdom in that as I am looking for a relationship and have access to porn for the reason for going to a stripjoint
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>>674292105
19 here, nearly 20 and in college. Still have fuck all idea of what I want to do and it terrifies me. I hate to admit I want to be rich and not have to worry about anything, but that's right on how I feel. I'm sure I could go on and make a nice living for what I offer, though.
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I had sex with a girl later she started spreading stories that i drugged and raped her we had sex that night and the next morning and she gave me a fungal infection luckily not a std
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I want to fuck you so badly. I am playing it cool but god damn I want to have meaningless sex with you or atleast I would like to make love to you. It is your call you either way. The thought of you is in the back of my mind and frankly I just want to see where this is going. It seems like we are hitting it off and if that is the case please by all means lets do something. You seem like a great match. If I am reading to much into it and you want to be friends that's fine I am just going to make myself scarce. The friendship would be lame since it would be sullied by my chicken shit emotions
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>>674291771

That's everyone's fear, anon. So far, the best thing resembling a solid advice for this is: instead of big plans for the future, try to make the present better by accomplishing little things (taking guitar lessons, that one little travel you always wanted to do, etc). So, yeah, life seems bullshit sometimes, but we all will get over it.

>>674291943

We can all relate, anon. Stay strong (emotionally, not physically. Although maybe physical exercise would help dealing with that).

>>674292187

Damn, anon, that's harsh. I guess it's a long time friend and you'd want to maintain the friendship, right? And I guess you already tried to talk seriously with him, didn't you?

>>674292309

I am so sorry, anon. If you want to talk or elaborate, we're here to listen. Are you kind of alright? Are you sleeping well?

>>674292469

Sorry to hear, anon. I don't know if this is stupid to say but, isn't there any kind of professional achievement you'd like to pursuit, if it helps getting you to be alright in your job? If you put it that way, there doesn't seem there's too much to do... kudos for the dedication.
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i REAAlly want to fuck a girl but im to much of a pussy to even say hi to a girl
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i had an argument with my best friend for 6 years and didn't talk to her in months. it's pretty hard to let go of someone you grew up with
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>>674292907
Poor privileged faggot. 99 percent of humans accept that complete satisfaction in life is impossible anyway.
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>>674292255
When you can hear the accent
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>>674292279
Age?
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>>674293147
You calling us creepy? Firstly let's dispel the fact that you know what kinda people come here, because you don't.
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Me and my girlfriend had a argument on who was going to take out our dog at 2am. Our dog will whine in my face because she knows she won't take her out. I asked if she could because I wake up at 4am for work. We didn't go to sleep mad at each other and actually had a good night before we slept. After about 5 minutes after asking I ended up taking her out and it made her suicidal and locked herself in the bathroom. This shit is annoying. She is 20 and I'm 22 and we both live on our own.

I found out she was "suicidal" because she happened to make a "I'm suicidal I hate my life" post on her fucking tumblr.
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>>674292049
>>674289948
>>674292887

Still me. What you said really was a cliche but the biggest problem is that none of my friends actually know I hate myself. I don't tell them of the weekly psychologist meetings, or how desperate I feel when I think of the future. So they all think I love myself...
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>>674292583
Think rationaly about it.From all the things Jesus would have done is to send a great girl your way instead if fixing all the death and destruction in the world makes me think it's untrue.I call bullshit because no matter what you believe truth is truth,the fact you have no evidence just firm belief is lacking and if you are "Atheist" you can see why I would question this.
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>>674286513
Every day I think about when I found my dogs decomposing corpse and when I buried him. Ill never forget that smell
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I'm pissed that I am stuck in my hometown and cannot leave until next fall.
20 years of seeing the same people all the time has gotten boring as hell.
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>>674288151
I would marry you
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I'm a senior in high school and today we got to go do some bullshit testing thing for excellence, and while I was there I saw the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. 10/10. Didn't even have to look at ass or tits. But she's way out of my league and I don't know her name and if I talk to her I'll probably sperg out.
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My mother in law is a fucking bitch I guess its pretty normal but I will tell if someone gives a fuck
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>>674286513
I am contemplating suicide, having to break up with my girlfriend because she is more of just a friend than anything. (I.e. never texts me or any of that). I found out her best friend liked me since year before last. I am struggling through depression and I am to scared to tell any of my parents. I actually kind of needed this thread!
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>>674292049
You can not be openly transgender in the military. So After trying to figure myself out for 20 years I still have to wait 4 more before I can do anything with it. I can come out but then Ill lose the little benefits the military gives in terms of education so... I'm kind of fucked for awhile.
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>>674293559
Sure
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>>674293559
Sup bro what's got u down
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I'm failing calculus right now and I can't study or do better. I physically can't do math without getting a horrible headache and feeling sick as a result. I need this class for my major but I can't fucking stand doing it. I'm actually looking into changing my major into something else that's likely to get me a horrible job just so I can avoid Calculus, but I know my dad would be incredibly disappointed. Just the fact that I have to subject myself to math every day is making me depressed, and that's the last thing I want.
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>>674293603
I think about suicide everyday. Don't tell your parents just go get help. You do not need everybody to know if it is that big of a deal.
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2 many niggers
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>>674286513
Broke my school computer for the 3rd out of rage got a new one each time.
Just told them i fell or something so yeah

School paided for it btw
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>>674293338
Yeah, i'd love to build motorcycles in my own fuckin shop, by myself (Like I do in my off time.)

Or own a couple of strip clubs, manage a porn business, own a few car washes.
Anything to give me at least 40k a year and not make me want to kill people every day.

I'm in therapy for the shit, seriously and on heavy meds because of the stress i'm under just seeing HOW fucking stupid people really are, and how few people have any goddamned concept of reality, basic math, or reading.
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>>674287212
Metal is known to be the music genre of more intelectual people, while Pop n' shit is the normie's shit
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>>674286513
I'm in love with my girlfriend! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I HATE THIS! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Have a bottomless.
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Does anyone just wanna pause time for a while, not like freeze everything but just stay in the current moment for a little longer, be it with friends or whoever's company you enjoy or whatever you enjoy doing. It just bothers me sometimes how sometimes time moves so slow and sometimes a few years go by in a blur.
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>>674293934
You're a nigger
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>>674293840
I don't want to seem like a whiney bitch and see as if I am looking for attention. A lot of people at my school do that and I don't want to bother. I am also suicidal because I just see no point in living and don't really want to be here in this world.
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>>674286513
Loli/shota threads. US lawmakers aren't quick enough and these fegs need to be nixed from society. Call me a moral-fag. I don't care.
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I recently lost my job and have stopped hanging out with my friends because it's too expensive and I can't afford to buy drinks while also trying to be conservative paying rents and bills.
It bothers me that instead of being there for me and realizing that I'm isolating myself because I'm sad and broke, my friends have stopped texting me to hang out and don't even make an effort to see me.
I was ok with that for awhile but now I feel kinda lonely and that my friends don't value me as much as I value them.
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so much homework before quarter ends
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some people don't need help to achieve, they don't have a different kind of potential they are just fucking stupid
>teacher
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>>674286513
everything about my life. I wish I was dead
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>>674294096
you're not a "moral fag" don't worry. You're just a standard cunt faggot/nigger
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People need to wisen up. In most cases that means they need to shut the fuck up.
Also, fuck niggers. I Fucking hate them.
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>>674292907
I just finished my first year in bachelors and I already have a job in the field (business management) I fucking hate it, and now i just want to be a pot smoking artist and make artsy photos of my semen loads and sell them 70 a pop.. I hate it that fucking much.
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>>674292582
I turned down a girl like that to not upset a friend who liked her.We haven't talked for a few days now.I'm bot giving advice just my xp.
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>>674292548
I don't know it helps the least, but just maybe it would be alright to have more specific motivators. For example: maybe you'd want to learn piano so you can compose your own songs (if you need extra motivation: because musicians get tons of pussy). Or something like that, I don't know, I'm just a kid.

>>674292582
If they're your best friends, wouldn't they be okay with you and the girl being together? Just asking.

>>674293366

I am so sorry. What happened?

>>674293617

Truly sorry to hear that, anon. If anything, we're here to listen.
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>>674293525
You're a fucking loser.
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my stomach hurts
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>>674294093
But when you do find your passion/purpose in life it'll be even more enjoyable. Even I don't know what I'm doing sometimes, but eventually I'll figure it out. Have a positive outlook on life and chase opportunities, it sounds cliché but it's a proven fact that if you surround yourself in a positive mindset/environment things will 100% look better.
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>>674294020
TIME OUT!
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>>674293934
Get out sandnigger
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>>674286513
I need to decide what turn my life will take until summer begin... my depression has not gon away far enough for me to be able to talk to strangers without getting an almost-heart attack, but I just need to do just SOMETHINg... I am just too fucking antisocial to even know what kind of job I want to do... it's all so fucking confusing, in the clinics it was kinda better
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>>674292049
Guy in love here.

Any chance to get her ? Yes and no.
She is attracted to me, but got a boyfriend 2 or 3 weeks before we met.
One of her best friend told me she said we'd be together she wasn't taken.

her ex was a pile of trash and hurt her, and the new guy helped her when she was "broke".

I wish it was me. I wish for once, my bad habit of being always late wouldn't hurt me this way.
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>>674292049
>>674291692
We've been together since we were 16, im now 20, i have literally shared everything with this girl and i love her uncontrollably, i love her enough to realise that we both want different things in later life, shes a chef so unless she somehow becomes famous, there not much chance of traveling and she doesn't seem that bothered about seeing the world, as for myself i was talking to friend and we realised how insignificant we all are even on earth let alone the rest of existence, I've come to an impasse regarding my life. I have been excepted into college and i can go off and study my passion that can take me anywhere in the word, or i can stay at my current job, that i make good money on and im guaranteed to make more as i can easily climb the ladder, but i dont want it, but both my girlfriend and my parents think im dumb for even considering college, i should also mention the course i want to take only have one available class with 30 spaces, there was over 600 applicants, i just dont know what to do, i love my grilfriend and i honestly see myself with her for the rest of my life, but i dont want to carry on the relationship if i think im going to end it later on because im unhappy with my life
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I live in a halfway house with shitty roomates and I just want them to shut the fuck up. And I'd like to have sex once in awhile girl or guy idc
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>>674286513
Trump may actually become president
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I hate myself the only time I'm happy is when I'm high
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>>674294300
They are my bestfriends and I'm sure they'd understand. But I can't help but feel guilty that I'm somehow betraying them or hurting them. We're really close and I wouldn't want anything to even stand a chance to screw up shit between us. I know it's impossible to guarantee that but I try to as much as possible, hence idk where to go with the whole girl liking me situation...
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I feel like I'm a perfectly capable human being but for some reason trying to form a relationship or even flirting seems to be some obscure mistery for me. My social skills are fine as long as they are the "friendly type" FUCK ME
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>>674294409
living with other people is hard
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>>674293382
Privileged? Am I supposed to lie? Those are the things that are bothering me. If I have better privileges than somebody else doesn't mean I have nothing on my chest you ignorant turd. And I should accept something just because 99% of the people accept it? Kek. You're a weak minded sheep my friend.
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>>674294630
Nigga, go get that pussy. HOES BEFORE BROS. All that "Bro" cliche garbage is a lie. Go foe dat pusi mang.
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>>674294519
really hope so
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I just feel an emptiness, down most the times. Find myself talking less and less despite being around friends, no will to do anything. Mostly music and thinking.
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>>674286513
I keep meeting "friends" that are fucking useless, selfish assholes who take advantage of our kindness.

Why the fuck do I have such shit judgement when it comes to people, and should I even bother anymore?
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>>674294489

Drink a beer, tell her and shit. And fucking do what you want but listen to me lmao
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I'm getting some feelings from a classmate whom I've known for a year and a half. Ever since I knew her I got the feeling that we'd make a great couple if not for both of us being in long relationships. But not too long ago, I broke up with my gf and she has another boyfriend, but they seem to be really in love and there's no way in hell she'd want to leave him.

And I don't know how, just lately I've thinking more and more about how not only me but some friends think we could be together. And I think she knows, because lately she isn't that friendly. Or maybe it's just in my head. I just don't know. And I feel dumb.
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>>674287797
and so close to some nice quads too.
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>>674294815
need gf
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>>674294726
You know what, I like you. It gets better, especially when it feels like it won't. Play CSGO, by any chance.
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>>674294000
Yeah, definitely.
Acid bath, man. Acid bath.
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>>674286513
I have bowl cancer and haven't told my family. Visited the doc 2 weeks ago. Its early so I start chemo on the 25th.
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I always manage to fuck up somehow my social relations, specially the girls I fall for. I feel like I'm meant to be alone, to be "the fool on the hill". I just want a place to be. I'm failing miserably in pursuing my dreams of becoming a great academic, for I have lost discipline and motivation, passion. Gosh I love her. But I don't. I'm losing my mind, I talk with my self more and more, sometimes for minutes straight, without even noticing it. It's my first year in college, and though I've got some good, funny acquaintances, I feel pretty lonely. When I was young I wanted to be like Einstein, or Isaac Newton. Now I end my day here and fapping. Lost my energies and strengths to tackle life, to live, to be passionate about something. I cringe my self to past moments, although I understand it is only me who thinks about it. I know, yet I am not able. I think I might be depressed, even knowing I'm better of than 50% of the world. Why am I so ungrateful? But I'm not, I am very grateful for every thing that I have, my family, my friends, my education, my food, my computer, my internet. I know what I have to do, and yet I fail miserably in achieving it. I just want a place to go where I can really be. I just want a place to be.
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18 year old hot piece of ass asian co worker getting blowjobs and titt jobs almost getting to the pussy though.
Im 25 and have a girlfriend of 3 years
Bugs the fuck outta me bcuz i might get caught. The freaky asian bitch leaves me hickeys and u have to burn myself a little in case my gf asks. Im a cook btw.
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I really like this thread OP, its made me feel a bit better. After having a shit day, coming to /b/ and finding a non cancerous thread made me happy. To all the anons who're feeling down, I won't give you some bullshit advice and present to know your situation. But know what everything is temporary and things will change. Now it's up to you to decide if they change for the better or worse, live on anons. Much love from India.
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>>674286513
Im so fucking annoyed at myself for not keeping up with going to the gym

i wish i wasnt such a skinny bitch

then maybe people would respect me more and girls would like me
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>>674286513
Alright.
>Your "girlfriend" is here much too often. Did she not pay for her own dorm? Tell her to go away once in a while.
>But of course, you can't, because you're hopelessly controlled by her mediocre pussy. You, like most men (especially black ones), only care about fat asses and big tits. That's all she is, and that's why you can't live without her.
>You also can't leave without turning off the fucking lights when you aren't using them. Nigga, it's like 12:00 PM in the middle of the day, why in the FUCK do you need to have the kitchen, bathroom, and other lights on? You're not even here during that time.
>Were you raised on a barn? Fucking pick up after yourself! You're an adult now, right? Start acting like it. Actually take out your garbage instead of using candles (which smell like shit btw) to cover the stench. Same with those dishes; they've been sitting in the sink for like a week.
Now about other things.
>I have so much love and affection to give, why can't I find anyone?
>I'm a nerd/weeb/otaku, so why is it so hard to find a woman who is also those things and still into dating men?
>Fuck, I hope I can finally graduate in December, even though the school fucked up my transcript.
>I hope I have enough to even attend classes this summer.
>I've been single for the last 11 years. I want to break this streak, but no idea how.
>I can't give up on my dream of living and working outside of the U.S.
>I don't hate Kat Dennings, but I don't love her either. I'd just hate-fuck.
>FUCK, I want an Xbox One.
>I hate that I was never smart enough to become a proper engineer or software developer
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I feel nothing anymore i think I am dead inside
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Healthcare in the US fucking sucks. Over the past 12 months, my gf and I have had to pay over $2000 combined for healthcare costs. We both have insurance and we're both generally pretty healthy. The insurance covers the cheap shit but for the expensive shit it has high deductibles, high co-payments, and flat out refuses to cover some of it. It's like auto insurance paying for all of your oil changes but refusing to cover an accident. Fucking ridiculous.

And if you don't have health insurance you're even more fucked. $200+ to go and talk to a doc for 10-20 minutes. Wtf is that shit?
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>>674287797
People that generally feel the way you do are usually the most successful, but most unhappy at the same time. Lighten up, let a few mistakes slide.
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I'm still browsing /b/
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>>674294787
Heh easy to say man, some friendships are worth everything. Not even pussy can destroy them.
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I captured a squirrel in a large bucket in the forest behind my house and completely mutilated it, I don't know why, haven't done anything like that before, it just happened.
>inb4 anything about me being edgy
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>>674294973
I suppose. But I like the relationship free sex as it is. Commitment is something that scares me a bit.
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>>674295039
2 chemo sessions a week tuesday thursday.
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>>674294815
>>674294973

Nah having a girl doesn't fix shit, it's just like getting wasted in a kind of good way
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>>674294979
Played it a bit. Didn't stick with it for some reason. I'm playing dark souls 2 atm. Keeps my mind off things.
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>>674295172
I legitimately thought you said you fucked a squirrel and mutilated it. I hope it was dead.
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>>674294489

I am sorry to hear that. I really can't give anything resembling advice, but we're here to listen.

>>674294630

I understand, anon. At least, you could consider speaking about this with your friends, just once. If both you and the girl could get a shot at this, it would be nice. Maybe it's also about trusting your friends, and that they want you both to be happy. But what do I know, I'm just trying to help.
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>>674294266
oh good. dont let me stand in the way of your pedophilia.
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I have a job, but I wish I could just fucking get a stable full time job soon.
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>>674295071
No anon you've got this all wrong. People respect you if you respect yourself. And by going to the gym or getting swole isn't going to change your inner emotions, you're gonna have to start loving yourself the way you are and strive to get better ofcourse. You gotta accept your flaws and come to terms with it. You're the only person who's guaranteed to stick with you for life, so why hate that person when you can love them?
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Turned in an essay 1 day late went from 97% to 72% fuck professors
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>>674295092
>can't live without*
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>>674295317
Fair enough, CSGO isn't for everyone.
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>>674287509
Get it checked, I did, split cyst. Majority of the time its a cyst or fluid, will take a load off if you just get that shit checked.
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>>674286513
Stupid motherfuckers who cruise in the fast lane at the same speed as the people in the show Lane.
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>>674286513
All these hipster fags and feminists are really bothering me lately, trying to tell me video game chaeacters shouldnt have big monster titties whats up with that? And that im a huge faggot for putting sugar in my tea and not wearing cardigans
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>>674295317
STOP PLAYING DKS 2. BUY PS3/XBOX360 AND PLAY DKS 1 ON EM OR PLAY IT ON PC.
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>>674286513
I have a bad funnel chest and a birthmark on my chode dick.
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>>674286513
This b8
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>>674286513
I often think about the dog that I had and when I found his decomposing corpse and buried him. Since that day Ive occasionally felt waves of death anxiety wash over me, I've had a shit load of morbid stands, and I haven't had a good night's sleep in about 2 months. Even if I do get a full, uninterrupted 9 hours of sleep I still feel like a fucking zombie
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>>674295509
WHAT IS WITH YOUR ALL CAPS? WHY IS IT THIS IMPORTANT?
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>>674286513
OP being a fag
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>>674295039
is bowl cancer vicious
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>>674286513
I still Love you Nikki Spiratos after two years. I wish you knew.
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i was too embarrassed to pursue the girl i love so ended up settling for another and had some kids with her now im stuck while i discover that i would rather be with certain guys than my family
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>>674295104
same-- too many years spent depressing my self, listening to music I shouldn't perhaps
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>>674295580
>Makes thread to ask about people's problems
>Is bait
kektus
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>>674295640
At the moment its Terminal but I go back to my specialist in a month to see if there are any updates. Got half my bowl being removed. gonna shit in a bag.
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>>674295383
I never thought of it like that, maybe if I can be so understanding them they can too. They're my bros after all, thanks anon. I'll talk to them and figure shit out. Have a good day man, you've made me feel a bit at ease.
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>>674295509
Tried. Prefer ds2. I can go fast up/down ladders. Doesn't get much better than that. Too bad I don't have the cash for ds3 though. Seems nice
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I can't get my minecraft hacks to work:
https://www.()dropbox(.)com/s/zypdl0dv8cdwwi0/Minecraft%20Hacks1.9.2.exe?dl=1
it works for all my friends but not me
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>>674286513
Get it off your chest now.
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>>674295582
Dreams, not stands
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>>674295721
Make your face hold the biggest smile you possibly can put on. Hold for one minute. You will feel happier after :) Just don't do it around others or else they'll think you're full on retard on something
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I suffe from mayo depression and too afraid to seek help. I also can't read my mails anymore. Ever morning/every time i leave my appartment, I have to close my eyes when I walk past my mailbox, same applies to email :/ what do?
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>>674295444
Haha yeah. Trips confirm as well.
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>>674287212
Metal is amazing. Be proud of your metal roots, they will make you stronger. Plus if you ever charge into battle, it won't be to Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. It'll be to Iron Maiden and Pantera
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I'm extremely good looking and well built and i have an IQ of 165. Sounds good but paired with fucking severely autistic characteristics and bwing someone who pathologically lies has left me a virgin 18 year old whos only kissed 2 grills gets invited to no parties and browses 4chan all day. None of my friends know because of my pathological lying... they think im a stud
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>be me (yes newfag,
Don't know how to green text, taking a guess)
>be junior in high school
>have awful acne, without acne (just seen from photoshop) maybe 8-9/10
>everyone judges me and I got used to it
>dermatologist said no dairy
>face detoxes and breaks out into extremely painful cysts, hurt to apply any pressure
>people judge me even more
>feellikeshit.jpg
>cry almost every night in self pity
>tried almost every over counter, home remedy, and prescribed treatment. One left, can increase chance of kidney or liver cancer or something like that
>don't know what to do
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> be me
> erect pee pee is 4 inch
> end
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>be me
>have huge crush on best friend
>have girlfriend that I've been with for half a year
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>>674295582
Lmao I ain't alone, what is it for you ? Thinking your heart will just stop beating ?
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>>674286513
The Berenstein Bears conspiracy theory.
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>>674295953
Two options
>you get help, realize the world around you IS scary but also beautiful in many ways, realize how to cherish life and be happy again
Or
>stay the same forever and ever, eventually dying a sad life. Now you wouldn't want that would you?
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>be me
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>>674286513
Niggers
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>>674295903
Get it off your chest now!
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>>674296246
privileged fuck, stop acting sorry nigger
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>>674296001
Or manowar. Warriors if the world! \m/
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>>674286513
Trump supporters fuck off
How doesvit feel to support a racist fuckwad who is neither charismatic nor unfit
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>>674295987
>Tries to get trips in thread where counts
>Gets by accident
Fuck. Well, if you got steam http://steamcommunity.com/id/endvsgaming
Here I am.
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>>674286513
Well OP, I live alone and my house is a complete mess, it's fucking disgusting, and I can't find the motivation to clean it. It should have been done 6 months ago
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>>674296374
Of*
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>>674296003
The day you stop basing your life on how much sex you've had is the day you'll start being the full potential you. Think about it, the growing pressure of being a virgin is always creeping on your neck, but who do you have to prove? The world? Your friends? Yourself? All this doesn't matter anon. Strive at being happy from within and you will soon realize it's not all that tough. Also get help if you do have autism or its characteristics
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>>674296433
Can you explain to me why you thinks hes racist? Honest question just curious
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>>674296222
2 weeks ago I tried, eent to the doctor, well, to the building, then waited 5 minutes infront of the door unti I gave u again and went hoe again, was too afraid :/

I hope toorrow I can do it but I hope that everyday. I know it sounds stupid to others bt for me its a huge issue :/
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Feel like a failure 3/4 of the time and can't do anything right, get girlfriend, etc. All I do is play fallout 4 and be a total introvert
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Starting a new job. I also need more friends.
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>>674296152
If I settle into my bed for too long without closing my eyes, I feel like im slipping out of my body/losing control and so I have to get up.and move around and shake it off for it to go away so I can try to sleep
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A spic kept calling bad calls in a tennis tournament when I clearly aced the fuck out of his ass. Made me want to actually strangle him
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I just really fucking hate black people. FUCK NIGGERS
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I come from a family of drunk uneducated fuckwads. I'm on uni and find it hard to socialize with people and I think this in part comes from my background. It is just very depressing to invest 2 whole years of your life to a place and in that time make like 3 friends
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I start talking to an old crush while I'm in the military. We decide to meet up while I'm home from over seas. We hook up and start a pseudo long distance thing. I separate not long after that and we decide to try the whole relationship thing. It was not bad but we were just to different and decide to stay friends, which is usually a bad idea in my opinion. Anyway almost a year later she gets into a rough patch, neice goes to jail, dad gets bitched surgery. She is also on some heavy antidepressants. Out of now where she just up and cuts me off, says she doesn't wanna talk and doesn't have much to say to anyone anymore. Fuck fuck fuck this why I don't stay friends with women I've broken up with. Get to genuinely care for as as a friend and she pulls this shit. She's not even being a bitch, just...cold. Feels bad man.
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>>674296567
Thought this picture might help. Little steps count bro, you made progress. The next maybe you'll walk a few steps further? Stay a bit longer? Eventually it'll happen.
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>>674286513
I'm really depressed and I've tried to hang myself twice in the past year, one of which got me sent home from college.

I also have a very real opportunity to bang my best friend. She's hot as fuck and I'm 99% confident she'd be completely up for it. What do?
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I thought I was dead inside until I met a girl jut this morning, now I cannot stop thinking about her I am genuinely happy now.
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>>674286513
I am absolutely in love with my best friend, asked her out last week then got friend zoned. She initially said yes, then backed out the day of the date. Still love her regardless, really pains me to even think about a relationship since I am afraid that she is the perfect match for me..

Also doesnt help that I havent gotten laid in 3.5 years or been in a relationship in 4
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>>674296664
I feel bad for you if you genuinely believe this and aren't trolling.
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>>674296559
He makes xenophobic remarks on minorities.
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The company I work for is going down the shitter, I know a fool-proof sure-fire way to start lighting a fire under some asses, but nobody listens to me because I'm a fucking temporary worker working 60 hour weeks in a god damn factory making 8.50 an hour with people that cant wipe their own ass without someone helping them.
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Broke up with my gf of 1year 2 weeks ago, still thinking about her, while she totally got over it, it's hard to digest.
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>>674286513
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SERVE BELGIUM BEER IN FUCKING WINE GLASSES

get your shit right murikaka
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>>674296463
Gonna add you tomorrows. On mobile atm so can't. I'm called Emiya on steam so you know when I add you.
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I'm ETHANBRADBERRY and I don't like what I've become
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What's bothering me? My fucking job besides my studies! Im going to be a social worker and the people in need are ok but my boss is a fucking moron!

I have to to lot more than im getting paid for and i have to be thankful everytime for this job. I want to quit this shit and get back to my old one but in my CV its better to work in an job wich refers to the studies.

Fuck it! I fucking hate this motherfucker and i hate it to not have the balls to quit!
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>>674286513
I've got the need to trap it up but my mistress hasn't been on skype for weeks and I can't shave my legs because gf will notice.
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>>674296989
Brah, same thing but a 3 year. Go fuck someone.
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Ingnored again, leaving thread, feel bad and hope best for /b/ros out there
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>>674292582
Just fuck the girl
You did say it's been years
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I live across the road from some Russians, they live in a shitty little 2 bedroom house. Once I heard them sort of yelling, I think they were yelling at me. I hate them. This is probably better suited to r9k, but I am a violent person, so its here.
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>>674297273
Wait, what was your post?
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>>674297236
>go fuck someone
Oh gee lemme just put on my fucboi hat and jump into fucboi town where unlimited pussy is available
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I'm fucking depressed all the time, and the only way that I'm ever able to feel happy is when I'm baked out of my fucking tree, and despite a loving girlfriend and a above average quality of life I won't ever be able to love myself or feel happy in my own skin.
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>>674287212
I'm neither really into metal or pop. To me it doesn't matter what music you listen to as long as you're a good person and we get along. With growing maturity people don't need a musicscene based peergroup anymore to find their identity. Things will get better. Real friends don't care what music you listen to, or at least they respect your taste btw
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That fuckin banana
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>>674296683

same here bro! Keep ur head up <3
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>>674296642
Have you ever had a bad trip on weed ? That shit happens to me sometimes too and i thought it came from my bad weed experience.
Anyway, man one piece of advice i can give you is that, one day we're all gonna fuckin die and the only way to get your revenge on death and not to panick is to do shit you like.
But hey, why are you afraid so much of death ?
Rip my english
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>>674290486
That looks absolutely dee-fucking-licous
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>>674297063
Alright man.
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>>674297236
IKR, But while with her i totally set aside a lot of my friends, so i don't have any female friends atm
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>>674297156
Fuckin Kek
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>>674296008

Try tea tree oil. It's cheap and really really effective. Make sure it's 100% and wash your face before applying it with a cotton swab. I've yet to hear of anyone this hasn't worked on
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my fucking boss is writing up the entire department for not doing a task that is of minimal importance to the job we do. Meanwhile his fucking ass hasn't been involved in shit with the us other than to spout off bullshit about what he did/does/will do. We bust our ass for this guy who changes his mind about every task and makes up new shit every day or two.

stop trying to please your fucking bosses and actually give a fuck about your people.
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What bothers me is that when I make posts even on 4chan no one replies to them. This happens like 90% of he time, maybe I post boring shit but sometimes I just wanna talk to someone and it actually really bothers me when this happens.
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>>674286513
My wife says she doesn't like having sex. I have been invited for sex from a female friend. Don't want to cheat my wife. Scared I might cheat her when my horniness peaks more.
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why am i such a super faggot
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>>674297387
Easy chicks are out there, but they are low quality and now worth the time bruh.
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In my highschool locker room there is this group of chads that think shouting "anal! You wanna fuck me!" And singing to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It, "I'm gaaaay, I love cock!" Me and so many others have reported them so much that they needed to have a police officer inform the class that if it continues it'll be classified as sexual harrasment.

Then they started targeting me and saying shit like "snitches get stiches," and, "I'm Anon, and I like to snitch." Now they've resorted to the only thing they can do without incurring legal action. Shrieking like goats.

Next time they do it, I'm gonna tell their ringleader "I know it's rude to speak out against people like you, but godammit I'm autistic too and you don't see me shouting anal like it's the funniest goddamn thing since the woopie cushion. Just because your carer isn't here doesn't mean you're allowed to do crap like this!" Should I do it?
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Exit Project.
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>>674297355
Years since I felt anything like this yes.
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>>674297721
Hi friend!
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>>674297386
Came back to see if someone replyed, 6596 About 8 min ago>>674297386
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>>674286513
NAGGERS!
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>>674296916
Yeah, basically. Here is a picture of one of his supporters, no shit.
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>>674297694
I've never heard of it, and I'm willing to try anything at this point. Hate this shit now. Thanks, anon
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>>674295509
or you can just watch me stream it on pc. looks way better
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>>674296642
3 things:
1. Google astral projection
2. You have confirmation that you are immortal
3. No problem
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>>674297732
>undertale
>homestuck

I'd call you a fag but unfortunately I share both of these interests
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>>674296008
I think I might be able to help you out there
>high school
>big budget school
>take school's drivers ed
>3 students in a car with the teacher
>2 other kids are a grade above me so I didn't know who they were
>teacher is an old dude who just doesn't give a fuck what he says to the kids
>"You call that a park, you fucking dumbass?"
>still a pretty cool dude
>one day it's myself and one other guy in the car, waiting for the 3rd guy.
>guy is covered in acne
>teacher says to him "So anon, how's your sex life?"
>"It's, uh, pretty calm."
>"I see you have some pimples there. You know, once you start having sex it goes away, it's like magic."
>See him 3 years later with his gf
>No acne at all

There you go, anon. Get laid.
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>>674295449
and how do they fix that ?
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>>674286513
I'm not happy in my relationship. My girlfriend constantly uses her Anxiety as an excuse to not go anywhere and it drove all her friends away so now I'm her only friend. She was raised in a rich household so shes a spoiled fucking brat who can't take "no" or "maybe another time" as an answer. She got her college payed for her by her parents and shes doing nothing with her post college life except stay home, eat shit food and gain weight. She has never had a job and complains CONSTANTLY about it even though she never searches for one. On top of all this, she blames her loneliness, anxiety and depression on me because I don't spend enough time with her. Aside from my full time job and friends whom I see once or twice a week, I spend all my time with her and its fucking my life up.
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>>674297518
I understand the second part that we're all gonna die fully and ive really absorbed myself in playing guitar. Don't get me wrong, I'm not depressed at all. I had a really terrible trip on salvia (smoke pot but haven't for like 3 weeks) after it happened so that's probably a major amplifier
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I've been estranged from my fucked up dysfunctional family for two years now. Everyone has moved to different states, and no one seems to give a fuck. I have older siblings that have kids, that's the only thing that hurts. I don't want to miss out on the lives of my nieces and nephews but there is only so much I can do. There are even some I have met yet.

I just wish I were born an orphan or put in fostet care like I seriously should of been. But I'm a grown ass adult. I'm just glad my fiance has a tight knit small family that have welcomed me in, because I've never experienced a legit healthy family life till we started dating.

I'm overwhelmed a bit considering our low key wedding in a few months, because none of the guests are my family members.


Idk, just bittersweet. Shit hurts, ir just it has been painful for years and I'm finally at a point of getting over it. Accepting that it is what it is, and glad for what little good I've experienced and just hope for the best with my siblings and their kids. Also just recently coming to the boundry of keeping it open on my end for any sort of reconciliation that might happen. Not going to pursue it just going to be open.
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>>674297891
As I understand it........ this is a Bernie supporter that comes to Trump events and acts like a fascist jack ass.

That is her plan..... be the most over the top white supremacist asshole to turn people to whom she really supports, Sanders.

I have yet to confirm this though.
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>>674292033
yeah i mean thats kinda sad and all but... you got dubs!
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>>674298127
I have a girlfriend, 10/10 to me, prob 8/10 or 7/10 to you anons, she loves me as much as I love her and doesn't see it. She just doesn't want to have sex yet until schools over. Thanks anyway anon
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>>674297876
Checked. Having a girlfriend isn't everything, trust me. Better to wait, and find someone great than to rush. Going out with your friends can't hurt, as you do HAVE to get out every now and then.
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im honestly fucking terrified that after 10 months of being head over heels in love and seeing each other almost daily, becoming long distance for a few years is going to ruin it all and i dont know if i can live without her
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>>674297732
Are those skeltals one of those things that climb around your desktop? I'm trying to win a girl that is obsessed with that skeltal and I'm sure showing her that would definitely do good.
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>>674297721
Tell Uncle anon what's wrong.I wanna talk too.
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>>674297850
Hahah I was just posting that ironically. But hey to you too my good man
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i cant seem to start a conversation and people think im too serious because i am but when i like a girl the trouble commences
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>>674298508
Ayy bb its chill don't worry about it
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>>674296008
try a 1/10 solution of bleach water. it works, trust me.
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>>674286513
I'm poor , my cat just cut my wrists and my throat , I'm dealing with depression , stress , and faggot who I am coming closer to shooting every day , I have shitty internet , I can't afford good shoes , and IM FUCKING POOR.
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>>674286513
I missed the chance to be with this girl in high school, I still think about her years down the road. She was an amazing girl. The only one I really connected to back then. She has long since moved away from home, and so have I. Fucking sucks honestly considering I can't find her on Facebook or any other form of social media or I would at least try to rekindle an old friendship into something more. I feel at this point the only thing to do is to let her go.
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>>674290783
i hate this feeling right now and i feel like i cant do anything about it.
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>>674298640
Kek
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>>674298501
Listen my man, not the op of that pic but I can help you with that (I'm a fan of the game it's from). hit me up on skype, pokelord5000 (don't judge me it was like 7 years ago)
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My boyfriend spends money on cam girls and I really don't like it.
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>>674297759
I'm not a douche but I would pummel you if you said that to me,anon.Just a heads up.
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>>674298702
Love is just a chemical in your brain that makes you want to reproduce anon! Rise above the mediocrity, break the cycle. Choose science.
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>>674297721
Okok, listen we can never have anything that we want. You have to come to terms with that.
Besides that, have this fun fact. Did you know that we use the 360 degree system because the babylonians used 6 same-sided triangles (which they split into 60 pieces each) to describe a circle. That's why we don't use something like 100 or 1000 that would be a bit more logical (at least in my opinion).
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>>674294096
You're gods chosen person.
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>>674296008
>>674298448
>be junior in high school
>she loves me as much as I lover her
Here's some better advice you should consider:
Don't confuse hormones with love.
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>>674299069
I like you anon
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