Does this actually work?
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Does this actually work?
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>>674474735
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, it'll melt your fucking dick off and invite Grandfather Nurgle and his gaggle of ruinous powers to make a home in your now festering pustule-covered maggot factory of a penis.
I'd also like to know.
My toddler sister is about to talk so I won't be using her as much anymore.
>>674475549
Well, I suppose the idea is to let it cool down before inserting one's reproductive shtickle. No?
>>674474735
It makes mustard gas.
>>674474735
Mustard gas
>>674476376
This
Doesn't work
>>674476289
How does corn starch and water make mustard gas?
That doesn't even make sense.
It falls apart in your hands. Waste of cornstarch.
>>674474735
I believe the mixture just crumbles regardless of how well you stir it. You're probably better off getting a resin kit.
It doesn't make mustard gas you dumbos.
>>674474735
made it, didn't die (pretty sure corn starch and water doesn't = mustard gas or else plenty of recipes would cause death). Doesn't really work well, as it will fall apart in your hands, and if it doesnt then the chunks that break off while using it can get under your foreskin and shit, overall really annoying. Just go with the hand, aint worth the trouble
>>674476376
>>674476289
Makes no sense. There is no mustard involved in this recipe. You probably mean custard gas ??
>>674476376
>>674476623
>>674476289
You idiots who think this makes mustard gas are confusing your lifehacks. The mustard gas was the bubble straw crystal one.
>>674476783
>under your foreskin
sucks to be you
>>674476744
Corn starch gas is effectively the equivalent. Don't make this OP, you will almost certainly pass out from fumes, maybe die
>>674477003
cutfag war begins.
>>674477100
Checked and kek'd
>>674474735
Laughing my ass off at the final pic.
His cock only goes up the makeshift fleshlight about an inch.
>>674477288
Fuck I never noticed, and nice dubs
is this a get thread now?
>>674477288
Mustard gas dissolved the dick.
>>674474735
No. Tried both this and a real Tenga Doublesided TM.
>>674474735
It actually doesn't. Breaks apart almost immediately.
would not trust anything on /b/. least of all something I'm putting my dick in.
this probably turns into microscopic uni-direction barbs that latch onto your dick and you can't remove it without ripping your dick into shreds.
or you can do this...
>>674476783
>>674476783
worm dick
>>674477688
F U T U R E
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>>674477854
U can do this joke using a fish
>>674477688
That is a new level of lonely to figure out how to knot a glove to create that.
>>674477854
>>674477003
cutfags don't know when to give up
>>674476659
This. Doesn't work.
Just get a fucking Fleshlight.
>>674477688
>olive oil lube
>>674477688
I love you man. Best post all week.
>>674476164
Shtickle? Did someone say shtickle in an actual conversation on the internet.
>>674474735
>100 grams
>water
>>674478077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAl70EpE7uk
Holy shit this really makes mustard gas?
>>674476926
OP it make nerve gas and chlorine gas
>>674475553
only on /b/...and prison...
only put it in 4/3 deep
>>674476826
fucking kek
>>674479160
>4/3
does your dick get 1/3 longer when you penetrate? thats p cool man
>>674477688
I just fapped and now I can't try this until tomorrow. Thanks Obama.
>>674478886
no... Everyone has obviously not taken a chemistry or science class yet
>>674476826
You need eggs to make custard gas. Besides, you really gotta watch that custard gas. It seems harmless at first, but if in haled while you're having sex or masturbating, it can cause Prostate Necrosis, which is the literal rotting of the prostate gland, and result in Abdominal Gangrene.
>>674475553
see this is the part where you impregnate your 13 year old sister and wait for her to pop out a new fleshlight for you
>>674474735
I have tried this, it was hard to find a stick that was the right size (dick too big :^)) and it's extremely crumbly.
>>674477688
Anyone ever tried this glove thing? Hows it feel.
Had a mate who swore by a microwaved watermelon with a hole in.
>>674479693
every nig in the slammer has tried it
>>674479493
>>674475553
I'm gagging right now. Please stop.
>>674479836
weak, maybe you should gb2 reddit
>>674477688
You got entirely too much time on your hands, kid. Is this what you do all day instead of going to school or working?
>>674479360
fucking Obama
>>674479693
Don't. It makes mustard gas.
>>674477680
This one's legit. It's only corn starch that you are subjected to almost every day.
>>674480252
didn't you know that cornstarch is EXPLOSIVE
cornstarch is 83% ENDOSPERM
this mixes with the yeast in your SMEGMA
ENDOSPERM + YEAST = MUSTARDGAS
WAKE UP YOU SHEEP THE ILLUMINARTY IS WATCHING YOU
