Post your sex toy /b/
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Post your sex toy /b/
Haha! Which one?!
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>>675806988
well i bet you have enough pics of your mom so...
>>675806988
Pic related.
My favorite.
>>675807665
ouch
>>675807786
faggot
He knows how I like it
>>675807952
allah ackbar
>>675806988
Im a go big or go home kind of guy OP.
>pic related
hi im op and i like to jack off into a fake butt hole while i watch videos of teenage girls puking into toilets
Naked girls in these coats.
mine
>>675807940
"No girls on the www" states that im a man, so yea sure, faggot.
I can't use sex toys because I feel like I'm gonna stab my dick on something on the inside
>>675810076
I don't know man, like I'm using a flesh light and there thumbtacks or nails in there. I always think shit like that and it just fucks me up
>>675810343
I have that fear too. But I always stick my fingers in to check. And on top of that I give it a thorough cleaning before my dick goes in it the first time.
Pipedream fuck me silly. Only pic i have at the moment.
>>675810637
true but irrational fares are just that. I should get one and get over this
Does anyone if J-list sends sex toy in plane packaging?
>>675811117
they do
>>675811389
Thanks.
>>675811117
Usually in boxes, planes take up too much space and are expensive
>>675811481
np fam.
>>675809512
Moar
>>675811569
After thinking about what I had said I realized a plane would be too difficult to receive in the mail.
>>675806988
I bought an 8" dildo the other night. I was high and super horny. I used it but then felt guilty so I threw it in the dumpster.
There goes $60.
I have to admit I kinda liked it but it hurt a bit, should've used more lube...
>>675811054
That's a small looking hand.. how old are you sonny?
>>675811786
Why feel guilty? Why throw it away? You couldn't even stand to be around it?
>>675811752
Its easier to download them anyway
easy
Got quite a healthy amount of toys stashed.
>>675813499
Any plane forums you'd recommend?
Also nice dubs
>>675811550
Stick yo dick in it
>>675813172
I used to have a dildo and some female underwear hidden deep in my closet. Then one day I tripped acid with a friend and got super ultra paranoid about him finding it (even though he had no reason at all to go in my closet, let alone that deep) and ended up having one of my worst bad trips. I threw it all away the next morning and since then it felt like I had lifted a burden off my shoulders.
Also there's the fact I'm doing NoFap and having a dildo around would just make it harder to stay on track. I love me some anal play but it's gotta stop if I want to ever find a gf.
Love tenga products, I also have the blowjob suction cup
>>675815575
have you seen stoya's abuse asshole
it looks nothing like that
What are good cheap fleshlights?
I found some on aliexpress but I'm not sure about quality.
>>675813546
give us a tour of the shop then!
>>675807940
I'm a dude who is only attracted to women, but likes to ride a dildo while fucking a girl and/or jack off from time to time because busting a nut while your prostate is getting hit with pressure makes you jizz 10x as hard and feels 10x as good, and I'm actually ok with admitting it because I'm comfortable with my sexuality and not a confused closeted faggot like the guy who makes posts like yours due to being scared of being near anything phallic as it just might make him realize he cannot resist getting gangbanged by a pack of black men any longer.
Any dude who has never came while hitting his prostate is just flat-out missing out on a large amount of physical pleasure, and I know that anyone and everyone else who has experienced it would agree that it's more sad than anything and I actually feel bad for you.
>>675816271
This nigga knows
>>675816271
I agree with you on the please part, BUT... if you're not a massive faggot then why did you buy a massive cock to put in your ass and not a proper prostate massager?
>>675813546
>''anon youre so cute! I'm really tired but I had a great night. I just wanna wind down...Is your place close by? ;)''
>>675806988
i need to get a sex toy, something like a fleshlight or an artificial pussy of some sort
>>675816670
Not the anon you replied to, but I like the feeling of insertion and stretching more than a prostate massager
>>675816271
only a faggot would write an essay about how he's not a faggot
>>675816795
Amazon has some very good ones under 20 bucks/euro
>>675813546
>a bunch of loli and animu weeabo sex shit
>healthy
>>675813546
There is nothing healthy about that collection... you're going to die alone, and rightly so!
>>675816670
I'm the anon you're responding to, but I'm not the anon who posted the giant cock dildo.
That said, anything with a curve and/or hook/angled tip will work for hitting the prostate on and off. I bought a dick one awhile ago because it was shaped correctly and was like $12, whereas the ones made for specifically prostate massaging typically range anywhere from $70-$200 for a halfway decent one. Also, the prostate massagers take awhile to learn how to properly use them, and they fall out really easily if youre moving around (i.e. banging your gf) while the toys that have a big flared base and bulbed tip stay in throughout.
If you bought a cock one because you imagine it's a dude's cock pounding your ass though...well... yeah obviously that's pretty gay.
>>675809512
Wow, your grandma is hot
>>675816872
Lol eh it was more stream-of-consciousness writing than anything. Try to see if you can find some hidden christmas presents while you're in there, though.
Kek peasants
>>675816690
>implying
>>675806988
Feels just like the real thing, and yes, the mustache makes a difference.
>>675817410
>Dad this is the weirdest chess game I've ever played!
>Stop complaining or I'll make you give me your Bishop again
>>675813546
I feel like crying for you but I am afraid you will jerk off with my tears
>>675817410
>Literally over a thousand dollars worth of dragon cock
>Chastity cages
>Various girths of buttplugs for ''regularity'' sake
Are you a trap or something? Y-you should post links to some videos of you..demonstrating the p-products, y'know? For science only, ofc.
>>675817410
Wow... I mean, i've seen some pathetic shit in my time, but nothing quite like that. You are a fucking loser, and I seriously mean that.
Mine.
An ex won it at an event we went to and left it at my place.
It's never been used, my ass is virgin.
>>675809162
kek
ITT people mad about sextoys.
Never change /b
>>675817410
lol cuck
>>675818229
What is that called and where can i buy it and how much does it cost
>>675813749
Ffs webms take ages
>>675817410
The gayest thing in that picture is the RAZER PRODUCTS.
>>675809512
You beat me to it anon, I was gonna post your mom too
>>675818526
Is it the small penis that keeps you from approaching women or do you just prefer the toy?
>>675813546
>Lolinco
This
I'm not at home, but this is mine.
>>675820238
More?
I have a 17 evo soft and Temptation Witch
both are pretty grand. gonna order a Lilith Uterus as well and have been even kicking around the idea of a Puni Ana DX.
I have a few anal toys too.
>>675820803
Temptation Witch box is much better
this thread is pathetic
>>675819888
Long distance relationship.
Let me get our collection and take a pic...
Fun times are had.
This cunt
>>675821092
oh look it's someone who's been tricked into thinking sex toys are just for women
>>675821176
In other words, she's fucking everyone she meets.
>>675817966
what kind of event gives away dildos as a prize....
>>675820205
The lolinco is really good. A nightmare to get dry tho.
>>675817410
wtf are those sausage patty looking things
>>675819888
my dick
>>675821179
We have a magic wand, but the gf must've left it in the bathroom or something.
>too lazy to look
>>675821934
Hardness Test disks, basically allow you to get a feel for how "hard" a given hardness of the silicon is. Useful for determining what hardness to get a toy in. They're not toys though.
>>675821601
>>675813546
nice collection you got there anon.
I've been thinking about getting a lolinco virgo or a rina big but I keep hearing about magic eyes toys tearing.
how durable are they in your experience?
>>675822164
It stands for Guy Fieri
>>675822240
hahahaha
>>675809512
Hooooo Fuck i cumm
>>675813546
where's the puni ana?
>>675821176
Well at least you didn't deny the small penis.
>>675821467
2/10, wouldn't respond again.
>>675821524
Went to a Sexapalooza.
>>675820596
had that one before its shit do yourself a favor and buy a better one. Also you have a small dick because that thing is tiny
>>675823104
I haven't had it for very long but I absolutely agree with you. But it's my first toy so I wasn't sure what to expect.
>>675821467
You got a good point. Those of us who were dumb once in our life and tried the LDR kek
>>675822006
Nice.
What will you get next?
One for her or one for you or one for both?
>>675822266
My toys have all held up quite well only gotten some tearing in my Roa "hard". Will never buy Hard holes again from any maker.
>>675822532
Might go for the Puni Hole SPDX and skip the smaller hip styles
>>675817410
>Kek peasants
TFW you don't have an XL night drake.
>>675806988
What a fucking asshole...
that girl,at least she is real + warm
>>675823828
>implying sex toys aren't real
>>675823828
She's also real fat, nigga.
>>675823294
Probably a SheVibe or something, she liked the idea of it.
>>675806988
Works hands free
>>675807516
/thread
>>675823553
shit yes, tfw can't can't get that in canada when some poor schmuck already for v& for it :(
also tenga brand anything are the superior 'fleshlight' products, cheaper and soo much nicer and easier to clean even
the 3d series is best imo, simple and direct grip through the soft sleeve (not a fan of the eggs, way too small)
the 8-10 or so of the cups are all great, but much better to just go with a fliphole
they're just fucking amazing, the textures inside are better than anyfleshlight or anything, and the soft sides make for a grip that's just blinding
>>675823553
hmm I'm still a bit worried but the Rina Big looks so gud
>>675825130
>tenga
also, if you're worried about importing ask the seller to remove any packaging/loli stuff on the inside.
>>675825130
got*
>>675825130
This thing feels literally better than sex so I use it only once every few weeks, on nights where my gf isn't up for sex.
This is the Tenga Flip Hole.
Absolutely amazing.
>>675825613
Damn... You must've had 180 miles of silicone up your anus.
>>675825613
Could have saves a lot of cash. you only have 3 holes..
>>675817605
Wtf is that lololol
>>675826077
saved*
>>675813546
>healthy
You might wanna rethink that statement.
>>675825442
not a fan of tenga? srsly, the red/black/white flipholes are the best products i've ever had, each got me 1-2 years of >daily use(despite their modesty about durability) and more durable than fleshlights in my experience
current have a flight, but i'll be going back to tenga probably next
and yeah, i've read that about the packaging and inside stuff, but i'm not convinced that'll work now that the this type of product line has been flagged and that there's already precedent to v&ing people for it...
i dunno, still thinking about it, and i'm still entirely sure the tenga flipholes will 'feel' better
but that SPDX is just fucking awesome, want muchly
ShareXL, pure joy and fun.
>>675825782
my nigga,
yes exactly, tho red was my fav i think, black was a close second, and the white was just a little too soft
i'd say spring for a 3d too if you want something not-as-good as the gf, but super simple and instant to clean
>>675816271
>justifying himself so strongly on the internet
>what is punctuation
>>675817410
is that fade dildo for trade?
>>675825442
This is how my regular Rina`s inside looks after 30+ uses.
I say go for it man trust your penis!. Avoid getting dry and dont use condoms.
>>675826366
Moar?
>>675815744
Get a Sasha grey mouth or vag. Cheap but high quality
>>675826796
That is probably the most anatomically correct looking one I have ever seen.
>>675807952
Calm down Muhammad
>>675826890
>see filename
Plus of the ShareXL: strap free
>>675818526
And I thought my dick was small
>>675820875
Link to where you buy those?
>>675827379
more?
>>675827379
I'll have to look into this...
What's your general opinion on them?
>>675826969
How many children's vaginas have you seen anon?
>>675827545
I import all my Holes from NLS
Heres a link to the site and item
https://en-nls.com/pict1-40854?c2=12001110
>>675818526
nice cock
>>675826247
I've never tried any tenga to be honest, I just hear they're a waste of money.
I wouldn't risk it. the puni ana looks nice but not THAT nice. worth looking into more I guess, maybe ask /ona/ on /jp/.
>>675826796
I bought both of my onaholes on amazon but only because they happened to be cheaper at the time. pretty sure that temptation witch went up in price.
>>>/jp/14946138
that's the 4chan thread for this kind of stuff. there's a great pastebin with a bunch of info. lots of onahole choices out there friendo!
>>675827891
Good toy. It's heavy, soft outer face (silicone I think) and is available in different sizes. Due to the material, contractions of your partner were transferred through the toy (my opinion).
when you see it...
>>675828731
Shit's expensive though.
>>675826796
oops I didn't mean to reply to you.
this: >>675828695
was meant for you: >>675827545
>>675827891
>>675827379
>>675826366
there's also the 'feeldoe', and they're awesome, but the girl wearing it needs mighty kegal muscles, and generally to be pretty tight to start with
a girl i play had me over to her bestie try her dp fantasy, the other girl already had the feeldoe, so my fb wore the thing for the chubby dykes pussy and i took her ass(cock is more gentle on ass than silicone apparently) and it wasn't so impressive, my fb just couldnt grip it tight enough
so they switched up and the lez girl wore the toy and she held it to tight it was a real cock, pretty used to it already, so we fucked my fb front and back a bunch
tl;dr
girl need strong pussy
>>675828819
kek
>>675818229
jesus fuck, is that thing originally made to launch things into orbit?
>>675828888
Bought it some time ago. About 60-70€ I think. But much better than other cheap crap.
>>675811054
B&
Cya kiddo
>>675829230
Nah, just the tropopause.
I have quite a collection too, tho its grown recently since this picture
>>675828180
yeah that's a common reputation, but it's really only a failure in the marketing
tenga sells their cups and eggs as '1 use', which is sad and bs because they're exactly as cleanable as fleshlights, but cheaper than fls, better than fls, more selection etc
but that's only the cups/eggs
the tenga flipholes/fliplight are about 25% cheaper than the eqv FL/flight products, and the tenga are superior in every way
>>675825782
like this guy said
>>675828101
Thanks :)
>>675820596
I've had one of these for a year and it's great.
>>675829698
maybe I'll give one a try down the road but for one there are like 4 different onaholes I want.
they're addicting.
>>675829865
more?
>>675806988
I have a few onaholes
>>675829081
Doesn't look very flexible.
>>675829698
I have a flip hole and a "Virgin Age Admission" Virgin age admission blows the flip hole out of the water.
I'm interested in this little fella
>>675817410
I want those buttplugs
>>675827506
>0:
post ur dick fgt
>>675829081
Or a harness.
Which sort of defeats the purpose, but it works.
Okay... you've got me convinced.
I'm gonna get myself a fliphole.
Wich one should I get?
>>675830638
>>Filename.
>>675806988
My girlfriend counts ?
>>675830119
heh yeah, that pic they look like they're 'brittle', but nope, just typical dildo rubber
it wasn't like all 'floppy' tho, cause it's gotta be firm enough that it's not just gonna bend and have the girl 'pushing rope'
>>675828731
also now that i seem them both there, i'm p sure the i saw was more like the fun factory there, and less like the feeldoe in that pic
i'd say it sorta looked like a cross between the two designs that are posted there
i kinda think that 'feeldoe' is just sort of a blanket term now for products like that now
h t t p s : / / w w w . g o. f. u. n d m e . c o m / e e v v v. a y 4
>>675830862
This one faggot
>>675830119
They're a bit firmer than the average dildo, but they do have plenty of give.
>source: my asshole
>>675830862
black was the most firm, red was the best texture, white was really really soft
i'll be going back to the red next time, and maybe soon after this threat (black FL flight right now and it's super meh)
>>675830252
>>675831425
have a link for a store?
>>675825613
So many dildos...
>>675817605
>and yes
>the mustache makes a difference
kek
>>675817966
>>675821524
ye what event did you go to get given a dildo? ¬¬
>>675811550
What is this one called?
>>675831627
amazon sells
There's also a few american retailers, just google em.
Yes it's a raptor pussy
>>675830252
>"Virgin Age Admission" Virgin age admission blows the flip hole out of the water.
this is what keeps me from buying any kind of tenga/fleshlight. cheap onaholes end up being much better than the higher end stuff.
>>675831627
amazon has good toysheart prices for the most part
www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-Virgin-Admission-Japanese-Masturbator/dp/B00RDCYJU0
you want to make sure you're not getting TOO small of a hole though... this is like a 5.5 inch hole so it can be assumed the internal tunnel is probably around 4.75-5 inches. onaholes are stretchy so they can accommodate a few extra inches easily but whether or not that's what your looking for should be on your mind.
Anybody uses vibrator master race ?
>>675817966
>08/18/2014
kek
>>675831425
link?
>>675820596
Same but I just got a new one cause that one ripped
>>675832557
here you go
https://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?pid=38906&c2=9999¤cy=JPY
>>675832221
Could it fit about 8.5 inches and a pretty wide girth?
>>675832749
That ona's for pedos anon. Your monster member would rip that little girl pussy apart.
>>675832972
I wish I could rip a little girl's pussy apart.
>>675832749
I have a relatively small (average?) dick (5" length * 5.5" girth and that shit chokes my dick to near god levels of orgasm..
>>675832972
Too bad... seems like it gets some pretty good reviews...
Guess I'll go with a white fliphole then
>>675832972
>tfw big dick pedo
What should I buy to satisfy my loli cravings that I won't tear apart?
>>675832749
if you're that big then I I'd recommend the r-20:
www.amazon.com/USA-SELLER-ToysHeart-R-20-Onahole/dp/B00B50BMRY/
I have yet to buy a toy too small for myself so I can't comment on how enjoyable it is but I don't think mushrooming out a tiny onahole like the Virgin Age is going to be enjoyable. at a certain point you just lose the texture if something is TOO tight.
r-20 will be good for you. just remember to get some thicker lube. those work best for onaholes.
>>675833235
puni dx I hear is for big dick, look up dimensions
>>675833251
thicker ***WATER BASED*** lube
>>675833251
I'll read some info on the R20, thanks anon.
>>675819345
hee hee
>>675809383
>Naked girls in these coats.
son, you just went full retard
>>675832290
To much numbness (for male).
>>675821176
yeah your dick cant reach lol
>>675819888
small? It's like 5 inches at least. Are you so insecure that you need to judge others dick to make you feel better. You're probably a virgin too.
>>675833369
just be sure to not accidentally get the r-20 puni. the r-20 puni is a smaller version of the r-20 which will be no good for a big dick.
>>675831988
they had feathers
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