Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.1.2
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Umaru claimed
emps claimed.
how is everyone doing today?
Ayy
last thread was rude
>claimed
>>675812327
Stay away raptorfags she's mine!
Tenryuu claimed
How can you safely remove a computer mouse from your wall?
>>675812428
>>675812435
Hah.
>>675812371
>Just dont miss
Don't worry dear, I don't miss.
Essence of fighting, sadistic perfection claimed
>>675812532
hurr durr lurk at merr I wanna furk a durnasurr
My entire day just got infinitely better
Also, i'm back. Sup?
>Rubyanon
>>675812698
Try a sledgehammer to the keyboard, works every time.
>>675812712
Well im hope you are right about that
>>675812874
Welcome back, what happened?
>>675812874
Hi Ruby
>>675812021
>Because calling it shit is a totally valid opinion even when I haven't even watched it.
I seriously hope you're just making this all out boredom.
>>675812820
>sadistic perfection
Have you met the Administrator?
>>675812850
General stupidity. Fighting over who's gonna get first post is something we do for no reason whatsoever.
>>675813269
k then
>>675812976
Hey Syndra
So I got my PAX East badges today, so i'm pumped up.
>>675813068
Hey Galko. How've you been?
>>675813164
Most of it.
But check it out. 26 episodes and a bit episodic, but it all builds up.
>>675813237
I know of her
She is great for that
>But does she have those feet
>Them fucking legs
>That insane look in the eye
>The look that makes you DIAMONDS
>>675813442
I've been ok. You?
I'll be gone for a while.
https://youtu.be/wR6niiAh0uY
>>675812698
Das musst du jetzt erstmal erläutern
>>675813685
Will do as soon as I finish TTGL.
>>675812874
Hey there, qt.
>Doing good?
>>675813442
Hey there Ruby. Pax East? Haven't attended PAX in a few years. Glad to hear things got better for ya.
>You should show us when you get them
>>675813823
Uhmmm... ermm... it's complicated.
>But does she have those feet
>Them fucking legs
>That insane look in the eye
>The look that makes you DIAMONDS
But I won't deny you that.
>>675813442
i have never been to any convention, i hope you have fun!
>>675814038
Bye tats
Koneko claimed
>>675814268
What do you mostly play on TF2, anon?
>I'd be surprised if you don't even play it and picked Miss Pauling anyways.
>>675814471
Hi there
>>675814471
Hey koneko
>>675814914
Hey Teto
>>675814268
>It's okay I still approve of your choice/s
>After all, any common ground is good ground.
>>675814484
Demo-knight.
>Primary - Loch-n-Load (Sniping with critical grenades, instakill)
>Secondary - Splendid Screen (Once I have 5 heads, a charge will 1-shot anyone but a heavy)
>Melee - Eyelander (Once I've collected 5 heads a hit from the Splendid Screen and the end of the charge crit from the eyelander will kill anyone, even a fully over-healed Heavy.
FERKIN WERFU CLERMING THRERD,
shut the fuck up fags
>>675813848
I've been okay. Todays been an exception but this weeks been boring.
>>675814038
See ya Tats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff9eDId1GtM&ab_channel=GabriellaErikson
>>675814081
You're the qt here
>I'm doing good, thanks! You?
>>675814094
Hey there Juri. Yeah, i've been going to PAX East for the past few years. I love it!
>I'll post the tickets soon
>>675814402
Thanks Syndra! It'll be good. My last convention for a while actually, so i'm gonna enjoy it
>>675815384
Same. I'm going to a beach today so I guess that'll be something. Hope you have fun at PAX (whenever it is)
>>675815217
M-hm-hmmm... oh yes... oh yes, indeed...
about 1/4th the way to Vegas. Bout to blow all my money
>>675816194
Hi Top-Moo
how was your day?
>>675816313
Hey Blue
>>675816194
Hi Milkman
>>675816313
Have fun Red
>>675816313
Hey Red, I picked up Transistor last night. Going to jump back into it when I get home tonight.
>I still remember your story.
>Sort-of like mine.
>>675814080
Naja, in meiner Wand klafft jetzt ein 5cm tiefes Loch.....
Naja, ein tolles MM, ein tolles Teamplay und mein 10. total unabwendbarer und fairer Verlust in Folge trugen dazu bei. Naja, ansonsten geht's mir ganz gut. Was ist so bei dir los?
>>675816194
Moo
>>675816512
Hi, I just woke up a while ago so I don't know yet.
>>675816542
Hi.
>>675816634
Mooo.
>>675816194
Hey there.
>>675816313
>>675815892
>>675815384
PAX, the beach, Las Vegas, it sounds like everyone is going to have a fun time, that's always good to hear.
>>675816556
Enjoy mate. You'll probably love it if you don't mind too much about the lackluster story.
>don't forget to hum to the songs when you get to the hideout
>best part of the game
>Red
>>675816785
The beach isn't as exciting as the other two
At least in my opinion
>>675816784
We need Atago to complete the trinity
>>675812698
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"
It's not about getting the mouse out of the wall, it's about not letting the mouse get into the wall in the first place.
The (final) solution is to not play WoWs, but that's not happening so you should enjoy the mice in the walls
>>675815263
Sounds cool, Demo's my second favorite class!
>I've got 2k kills on my M. Gardener, most fun I've had.
>>675816784
Hey Holsts
>Atago was here, I'm sure you already knew though.
>>675817088
>
>>675815384
>Stop it, you're the qt here <3
I'm alright, gotta love Chicken Soup.
>About 2 weeks since I last had a decent lunch
>>675816995
>>675817088
Ask and you shall receive.
>>675816995
Well, that would just depend on who's perspective we're looking from, now wouldn't it...
>>675817172
Not today no but I was there when he came back last night.
>>675817279
Southern California resident. Beach a shit. God damn swimmers itch every time.
>Red
>>675817172
I like when things go ka-boom.
>>675816995
>>675817088
>>675817193
>ogling
>>675817193
>>675817088
Gang's all here
>>675817279
I only live like an hour from the coast so it's not really a big deal
And this beach isn't a very nice one
>>675817648
>Gang's all here
>>675817648
>>675817773
>>675817648
>>675817773
>>675817909
Oh yeah? Get a load of THIS!
...
Nevermind
>>675817909
I just saw a cow.
>>675817648
Keep seeing that girl all over these threads, what anime she from?
Lust is mine forever
>>675818043
Touch the cow. Do it now
>>675816634
welches spiel?
und du solltest dich mal zügeln nicht gut für deine nerven undso
>>675816904
>Already humming when Red uses her active
Even if the story is lacking, I really think I'm going to enjoy this. I'll keep you updated on where I'm at and how I'm going on it(spoiler free to the other anons, of course.)
You make sure you have a good time in Vegas, yeah?
>>675818043
I see them everyday, could walk down the street and see two.
>>675818304
Everyday.
>>675818032
you tried
>>675818196
Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>675818304
I would but it's too late
>>675818384
Cool
>>675818032
it's better than nothing.
>>675818599
You done fucked up
>>675818599
Cheers Bro!
>>675817088
I'm just generaly salty on every game. Even Pacman or Tetris. Even fucking Nintendogs.
>>675818305
World of Warships
Ein eigentlich tolles Spiel, wären da nicht so viele Vollidioten, Noobs und Russische Schiffe welche nicht ansatzweise in die zeitl. Periode des Spiels passen (1956 ist ein wenig nach dem 2.WK) und total OP sind. Naja, ich bin aber generell so in Spielen. Ich könnte ne kleine Liste mit zerstörten Dingen machen:
>2 Computermäuse
>1 Computer
>2 Controller
>3 Headsets
>1 Laptop
>1 Fernseher
>Mehrere Kopien der Halo-Spiele
>1 GraKa
>1 Prozessor inkl. Lüfter
Jup, IT ist der perfekte Bereich für mich.
>>675818599
>>675818714
Hey! I... I got stuff!
J-just maybe not as much...
>>675818737
I'll touch the next one
>i'm sorry
>>675819076
Ok
>>675819210
it's something
>>675819111
>I'm just generaly salty on every game. Even Pacman or Tetris
You're salty enough to melt all the snow in Canada
>>675819111
ich... wow...
also ich hab 1 ps2 aufm gewissen aber...
Warum?
Du und Frust seid wohl sehr gute Freunde
>>675818714
>better than nothing.
It is indeed.
>FeelsBadMan
>>675819662
Don't worry, these are the only two guns we need.
>>675819662
Ask /d/ for help.
I'm sure they'd have useful advice.... Somewhere...
>>675816194
Moooooooo
>>675816512
What's up, popa dawk? How goes the campaign on making waifu great again?
Cutest claimed. If you disagree then I hope you accidentally eat the buried part of a banana, and several nasty ass banana strings
>>675819662
>FeelsBadMan
Why? You're already superior.
>>675819662
It's ok Ruri
you don't need big tiddies to be a qt
>>675819885
kek
Working's OPs and EDs are pretty catchy. Am I the only one who feels bad for Taneshima? It's like watching a girl shoot straight for Cake status and is completely oblivious.
>>675819489
Most likely, yes.
>Nice duct tape sarashi. Doesn't work, your tiddies are still huge
>>675819537
Naja, kurze Geschichten zu jedem Gegenstand in Listenreihenfolge:
>Kabel an Kabelmäusen sind sehr empfindlich
>Computer überleben keinen unfreiwilligen Sturz aus dem 3.Stock
>Ebenso wie Controller
>Headsets überleben weder Würfe noch Tritte
>Laptops keine Schläge
>Fernseher überleben keine in sie hineinfliegende Controller
>Die Kopien sind auf unterschiedliche Weisen durch meine Hand verreckt
>GraKas überleben keinen Flüssigkleber
>Und ein Prozessor weist tolle aerodynamische Eigenschaften auf bis sie landen.
Passiert von Zeit zu Zeit.
>>675820364
You can see on the roll of tape on the bottom right that it is special military-grade duct tape specifically designed for Atago.
AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK
>>675819942
Im a bit sick and net here sucks, but its going alright. What about you?
>>675820364
Einfach wow...
>Und ein Prozessor weist tolle aerodynamische Eigenschaften auf bis sie landen.
Ich weine, das habe ich noch nie gehört
>>675820143
>>675820364
>>675820755
You want big...
>>675821177
What's that for? Is it time? Race War now?
>>675820919
Slow Internet has to be the worst...
I'm alright. Thanks for asking. Really really tired, also at work. My employer noticed I was tired and asked me what time I went to bed. Told him 11:30. He says I'm a fucking pussy haha
>>675821177
Ruby here?
Ay nigga.
>red
>>675821177
I'm at a beach
>>675818304
Oh you're back. Hope you had fun.
>>675821579
It's a Franchi SPAS-12, and it's for killing.
>>675821596
Yea, i can barely post anything right now and i have to wait 10 minutes for anything to happen. Atleast i can finaly play some fallout 4, because i never get any time to play with all of the online only games.
But you should probuably get some rest.
>>675822058
Mundane.
I'm back.
https://youtu.be/TudLjZ_4VhU
>>675822430
Excuse me...
>>675822707
Welcome back! I'm watching Force Awakens.
>>675822707
Welcome back
>captcha failed to load 15 times
Hello everyone, hope you are all having a great day.
Summer is coming
And so are my trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>675823338
But not today
>>675823338
Ya blew it.
>>675823014
I'm listening to some music, namely People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World, which is the best title for anything ever.
>>675823338
>5 posts off
Don't worry friend, there is always next time. The glory days are not far away.
>>675823134
The same thing has been happening to me from time to time. That and once I've entered the captcha and get the green check it'll tell me I've entered the wrong one after I've uploaded the post.
>>675823331
Hey, it's going well so far. How about yours, doing anything good?
>>675823338
Over my dead body.
>>675823836
Just catching up on work, nothing too exciting I must confess.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>675824295
Bestbro.
>>675823631
I certainly hope not...
>>675824510
Bestbro
>How's it going?
Sanya Claimed
>>675824295
Hey sanic, what are you up to?
>>675824295
>>675812874
The Mediterranean party is joined again.
>>675824239
Well, that's what the Internets for.
>>675824295
Hello Emi, how're you?
>>675821579
Did somebody say Race War?
>>675825027
Well said, you up to anything cool?
>>675824642
Hi Syndra! Not much, just came home, I've been running a little
>>675824784
Also known as "best wather party".
Our denbts remain unpayed tho
>>675825027
Fine, just a little tired. And hungry. But overall I'm great. And you?
>>675825322
>a war where casualties are the result of losing a race, any type of race.
What a world.
>>675825356
>wather
Weather*
I can't think properly, my blood hasn't left my legs it seems
>>675825322
No...
No race war yet. We must be patient and wait for Führer's word.
>>675825553
But you aint got no legs.
>atlest keep the blood next time
>>675825520
Go back to GS2.
>>675825553
Ah, saludos.
>>675812327
Literally posting at 5 in the morning
>When will this hell end
>>675825322
>>675825356
Just hanging around, watching force awakens.
And yes, a race riot was mentioned.
>>675825705
But you should already know what im going to say
>>675825893
>the ride never ends
>>675824582
Going good, watching We Were Soldiers.
>>675825520
When they are genetically inferior it makes sense.
>>675825787
My waifu doesn't, but I do
>Despite that, she's still way faster than me
>>675825794
¡Hola Ruri! ¿Qué tal todo?
Akazawa Izumi claimed
>>675812327
baphomet is my waifu
>>675825893
That depends on what time zone you're in. This thread has been up since 12:30 noon for me. Been going strong for 2 hours.
>>675820755
It's just because your tiddies are so big.
>>675820993
Naja, dann weißt du besser was ein User getan hat wenn er einen kaputten PC einreicht.
>"Was haben sie gemacht?"
>"Garnichts"
>"..."
>>675826058
But not too fast.
Aaand i'm back. Today's been busy
>>675821838
I'm so fucking jealous. Once I get some extra cash i'm getting that album. How is it so far?
>>675824295
Hey Emi! What's up?
>>675824784
Mediterranean party is best party
You should get a job.
>>675825794
Joke's on you, I'm watching Working S3.
>>675826262
>>675826292
They're Death Stars
>>675826454
I don't want to take my time going to work! I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag! And ten, fifteen girls, what the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man! I run the underworld, guy! I decide who does what and where they do it at! What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for someone else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
>>675826292
>>675826685
Biggest cannons in the navy.
>>675826262
This pic confuses both me and my penis
>>675826292
>not too fast.
Never
>>675826297
Nothing much, I came home not long ago from running, so I'm a little bit tired. How's the day going for you, Ruby (Apart from busy)?
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>675826454
I have a pretty well paid job in my country's Navy.
>>675826685
But wonderful tiddies. Next to Tenryuu's ofc
>>675826934
And you have the biggest tiddies on land.
>>675827008
Remember what i said to you, Spoink.
>>675826934
>Biggest cannons in the navy
Your data is off by 10.1" or 257mm
>>675826454
It's a legal holiday anyways.
>>675826058
Ha mejorado un póco, gracias por preguntar!
Qué hay de tí, Emi?
>En caso de que hubieras seguido viéndo Oreimo, qué tan lejos llegaste?
>>675826458
You said you already finished it.
>Don't rewatch S3, you'll never start a new series if you do.
>>675827266
Did I say S3? I meant S2, my bad.
Gotta think ahead you know.
By the way, I'm going to watch Katanagatari.
>>675827231
And Shirley from Strike Witches has the biggest ones in the air, with our powers combined we are the best fighting force the world has ever seen!
>>675827232
What do you mean? That clearly says Atago's are the biggest in the sea.
>>675827689
I'm re watching NGE right now. If you care that is.
>>675827231
I can't go too fast, and I'm being monitored. Roger that
>>675827266
¡Me alegro de que hayas mejorado!
Yo estoy bien, un poco cansado, pero nada más
>Y sí, sigo viendo Oreimo. He terminado la primera temporada
>Espero que en la segunda temporada Kyosuke haga algo, que vaya a por Ruri o a por la normie, ¡pero que se mueva!
>Me pone nervioso a veces el chaval. Me cae bien, pero es muy denso de vez en cuando
>>675827888
Yamato's main battery uses 18.1 inch (460mm) guns.
Atago's uses 8 inch (203mm) guns
"Fuel tank" size and gun size are two different things
>>675827008
Nice! I need to run again. Weather has been shitty here recently. My day's going pretty good so far. I'm gonna head out to my pals later for pizza and beer night.
>Hopefully I can post from my phone.
Gonna do anything later tonight?
>>675827231
tiddiestime?
>>675828672
Tiddiestime
>>675828672
It's always that time whenever I'm around, but not they way you're thinking
>>675828794
>>675828672
Tiddies?
>>675828028
>>675828028
Rebuilds or the anime?
Why is Shinji such a little BITCH BOY? Misato should have teased him more and forced him to talk. Even get him mad enough to take a swing. Ultimately they know the boy has walls up and everyone just stands around asking "wat dewie due!?" And he has no passion or even the slightest want to break them down either.
Dumbass was so comfortable being no one the stress of being someone to somebody almost caused his death. And he had a mommy complex.
I guess the Angels were important too but that was just to keep people interested in this loser's coming of age story.
Don't even mention anyone else.
I choose Nepgear
