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>>675810840
glorious ant master race reporting in
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all ants are outlasted by brick, but their genetic line will continue beyond brick being dust
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Ants, brick can't do anything without external force
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Is the brick sentient?
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>>675810840
Just wanted to weigh in on this.
First, terrible match up OP you're gay and should feel bad about this thread. Way to fail at life.

Second, the ants are too small to make much damage, but if they have time on their side they may be able to inflict damage over time. But this would be centuries of effort and generations of ants colonies.

If the brick can be moved by a person then the brick wins in a few hits. By itself it can't do shit, so the ants might even win by default. I mean the fact that they even try.
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>>675810840
this is a no brainer, ants every time
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>>675810840
Considering the fact that one brick is not alive, the ants have already won. The brick would crumble to dust with enough time, and the ants would have continued to advance socially and economically the whole time.
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>>675811542
Shit thats even worse.
I mean fuck I know i'm not contributing my own match ups, but this is just fucking terrible. One magma isn't even a unit of measure.

Sorry OP, you weren't as bad as I thought.
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>>675811849
what are you talking about it's one fucking magma
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>>675812054
Wow way to help out there shit fucker. Really informative ass for brains. Got me there!
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>>675811703
ants also crumble to dust, and those 2 trillion ants will be not-ants before that brick is not-a-brick. there will be more ants, sure. but THOSE ONES will be dead
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>>675812462
>being this new
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>>675812468
Lions, attack at night
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>>675812468
The sun, I don't need to explain why.

Fuck. Bait patroll for me!

You all suck at this so hard. Terrible match ups!!
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>>675812678
very good, try this one
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>>675812703
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>>675812661
The fuck that means??
> look I can green text too! Im super fucking cool!!

At least Im not new out of my mothers cunt dipshit!!
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>>675812814
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>>675812911
>baiting this hard
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>>675812808
Lawn mowers, the wind generated by the combines rotation of their blades would blow out the star
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>>675812960
draw negro
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>>675812814
Best match up so far. Everyone take a look, this guy is trying to think! I am going to have to think about this one.
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>>675811542
>1 magma
fucking lose every time
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>>675812973
BAITING!!! THATS NOT BAITING!!!!!! ILL SHOW YOU BAITING ASSHOLE!!!!!!
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>>675812462
can you read? it's one magma you autist
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>>675812542
But their decendents will live on and grow even more refined and advanced while the brick never replicates or moves or does anything but wear out.

Life wins. Shit even if it was moss or something, lol. It would stand a better chance than a *brick*
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>>675812661
THIS IS BAITING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>675813003
kek
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>>675813317
can you complete this?
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>>675812703
I mean, that's a lot of lions.
Our sun can't convert iron. The iron from the blood would stop the sun.
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>>675813701
>>675813566
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>>675813781
>>675813566
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>>675812468
This is an interesting question.
>Average Male Lion weighs 187.5 kg
>The sun has a mass of 1.9E30 kg
>One Trillion Lions mass to 1.875E14
>A cluster of One Trillion Lions is equivelant to less than 1% of the earths mass
>suddenly this question sucks
that was a lot less interesting than I'd hoped.
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>>675810840
The brick will win, since the ants will all eventually die waiting for the brick to slowly erode.
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>>675813960
I dunno. Like I said, that's A LOT of lions.
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>>675812808
The combined mass when they collided would most likely result in both of them collapsing into a black hole
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>>675813960
"Lions attack at night" is probably the funniest answer I've seen, but yeah, dude, stars are monumental.
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>>675813960
try doing that for the lawn mower one cus octillion is a big number
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>>675813794
It depends. Is the moon black?
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>>675814028
>ants take turns climbing on the brick to erode it
>ants reproduce to create more ants so they won't die off
two trillion ants is a lot of ants. assuming forces such like weather have no effect on ants in this scenario, that would be like saying you could throw a brick out into the woods and all the ants in those woods would become extinct before the brick erodes, which would simply not happen. ants have been around and will be around for a shit ton of time
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>>675811703
>advance economically
>ants

what the fuck are you even saying
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>>675814493
in a case where there are only ants and this single brick, the ants have no resources to sustain themselves for reproduction. They die off and there is now only ant corpses and the glorious brick.
>>Brick: 1
>>Ants: 0
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>>675810840
How big is the brick?
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>>675811348
>2 trillion ants
>few hits to win
>few
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>>675810840
>Brick
Red
>Ants
Black

brick wins
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>>675814568
Green. It will last longer.
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>>675814493
but those would be different ants.
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>>675814568
Blue wins again that fucker
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Who could win

CP or MODS
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>>675814752
average brick size
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>>675814568
Lex Luther
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>>675814568
it depends, is it limpid green?
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>>675814978
now this is the real question

why don't you find out
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>>675814568
hah
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>>675814735
>ant corpse fluids and internals go all over brick
>slowly disintegrate the brick
>over time both the brick and the ants will erode away into nothing
what is even the point of living
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>>675814231
I assumed push mowers
>Average Push Mower Mass is difficult to find, I'm going to ballpark it since we're dealing with such large numbers and say 35 kg
>One octillion lawn mowers would have a mass of 3.5E28 (Which means they could probably handle the sun but thats not what you faggots asked)
>The mass of VY Canis Majoris is only 17E8... Solar Masses
>It is literally 1700000000 Suns.
>You can do that fucking math yourself.
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>>675815026
now you're just being stupid
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sefsefsefsef!?
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>>675814150
Nevermind, did the math. Assuming each mower weighs 50 lbs, one octillion of them would only be 1/2500th the mass of VY Canis Majoris. Star wins big time.
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>>675814504
Well, eventually. Anyway, Economic behavior is fundamental animal behavior. It's all about resource distribution and allocation.

Something can engage in economic activity and not have a full grasp of all the intricacies, you know. Like, you can be disenfranchised without knowing the meaning of the word.
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>>675814568
>mfw the two opponents are really just fighting themselves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_star_(astronomy)
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>>675815211
Oh really? Because green would discolor our sun thus weakening Superman allowing Lexto end the son of Krypton once and for all.
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>>675814231
>>675815178
>>675815286
I did the math
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>>675815200
It would depend on many factors, but enough radiation will kill the water bear.
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>>675811149
What if the ants are allowed to fuck or is it a constant warlike state with the brick?
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>>675815232
damn......
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>>675815286
>1/2500th
How the fuck did you do your math?
>>675815178 shows that assuming 35kg one octillion mowers have 3.5E28, but fucking Canis Majoris has a mass of 3.23E39
>1E-11 =/= 1/2500th
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>>675815405
Einsteins theory of relativity might be wrong.
I have 4 pears. If I eat one half of one we have 3.5 pear.
Pear win
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>>675814941
so there would be different bricks too.

oh wait bricks are fucking retarded and can't even reproduce.

>0/10 stop wasting my valuable time with this shit and admit you are wrong and possibly mentally challenged
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>>675815232
Without a doubt I'd put my money on the un-observable universe.

If the observable universe has been any indication, we are very very small, and there's no end in sight to the universe.
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>>675815503

/b/ never does math
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>>675815232
If the universe is really infinite, the the unobserved part is infinitely larger than the part we can see.
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>>675815671
it shows
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lets see which one of you geniuses can figure this out
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>>675815648
You ok there anon
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>>675815558
With a trillion ants, there's bound to be thousands of queens. They would just start burrowing and set up camp.
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>>675815747
Good job taking that way out of context, anon.
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>>675810840
Ant here, that brick ain't got shit
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>>675815747
Well, the US would win in Vietnam, but we'd rather just wreck the country and leave before incurring the wrath of China and setting off WW3
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>>675815747
war = armstrong wins every time
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>>675815617
Google said Vy canis majoris weighs 6x10^31 kg and I went with 50 lb mowers which would be 23x10^27 kg
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>>675815747
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>>675815863
chinese army only has 0.5 air and 0.5 cancerous shit.
1 air will make the china army powerfuller
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>>675815863
The air would dissipate before their resolute advance.

china STRONK
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>>675810840

The ants in your picture look like ordinary black carpenter ants which weigh around 0.1 grams. These ants are approximately 0,8 - 1,2 cm long and ~0,2 cm wide.

The brick looks like an ordinary red brick which is 194x92x57 mm (7½ x 3⅝ x 2¼ in) in size and which weighs around 3 kg.

Pure numerical analysis would obviously suggest that 2 trillion ants could produce a force that could lift 6,6 billion bricks and therefore the ants could do whatever they want with the brick.

Then again, all the ants could never lift the brick because it has limited surface size. Using the sizes listed above, and granting the ants the advantage of lifting the brick from the largest surface, you could calculate that only 893 ants fit under the surface area of the brick, which is 178,5 square cm. Therefore the ants could only produce a force of ~9 N which is not nearly enough to move the brick.

Therefore it's a stalemate. The ants can't do shit and the brick is just a brick. It doesn't do anything by itself.
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>>675816032
tbh I read 17+-8 solar masses as 17E8 :^)
Good thing this is anonymous or this would be really embarassing.
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>>675811849
Do you feel bad about being that new?
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>>675816054
Cancer never wins.

If only we could get it to negotiate reasonably, but little does it know that its unchecked growth inevitably will kill the host and all the cancer cells along with it.
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>>675816173
>ants try to lift brick
>can't because their pussies
>get crushed
brick win
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>>675816032
And if you put that into wolfram alpha, the mowers are .00038333 rounded to .0004 for simplicity, thus 4/10000 or 1/2500
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>>675813438
yeah, but individual lives end. this is, in theory, a fight? between one brick and 2 trillion ants. not anyone else. brick rope-a-dopes for a month or two, ants disintegrate, ref does the count
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>>675811348
HOOBIDY DOOBIDY
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>>675816173
i mean ants are SUPER strong
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>>675815932
good job getting baited, anon
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>>675810840

DOES THE BRICK HAVE ENERTIA
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>>675816390
lol, no way, dude. It would be the direct descendants of the ants, which are considered superorganisms, so as long as it was the same antbros, then the ref would have to wait.
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>>675814150
You know your stuff
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>>675813003
But there's no wind in space
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>>675816665
I imagine the brick has no inertia, since it's a brick...
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>>675816665
You failure
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>>675814150
Nah dude, that's a big star. You probably wouldn't even get a reaction from the star.
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>>675816679
I'm just saying in your version it's more than 2 trillion ants.
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>>675816703
SOLAR WIND

CHECK
AND
m8
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>>675816758
A brick with inertia is still a brick. You can't be this retarded
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>>675816832
lol
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Le ant army is here
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>>675816832
now if you released ants gradually maybe
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>>675813794
Riot shield dudes
Average men can lift approximately 125 pounds, the moin wieghs 74e18 tons
1 sextillion men can lift 76e18 tons, boom
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>>675816684
Naw, dude, I was wrong. I went back and did the math on it and the mowers only weigh 1/2500 the mass of the star, so they'd make the star a miniscule fraction larger.
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>>675810840
ants
even if the brick smashes the ants it wont kill 2 trillion of them
ants will surround and cover the brick and dissolve it
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>>675815674
>protip: the universe is certainly not infinite
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>>675816890
Why the fuck would there be inertia? That's never a factor. You don't see people asking if the ants have inertia, do you?

It's a brick. It's not a falling brick, a thrown brick, or a tilted brick. It's just a brick.
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>>675816825
Yeah like I said>>675816940
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>>675815468
Wait, Superman dies?!
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>>675811542
every magma in this planet isnt enought to stop a 10000000000000000000000000000000 electric eels, their mass is like 1000000x the fucking planet you idiot
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>>675816332
but 2 trillion of them???
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>>675816940
Wow I didn't expect that. One octillion semmed like a fuckin huge number. How dissapointing
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Brick got REKT
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>>675812703
Idk bro, thats a lot of lions
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>>675817015
floating in space, agreed

ants suffocate
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>>675817218
It's just sitting on the ground, ffs, how is that hard to imagine? It's a brick, mah nigga, not a satellite
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>>675812960
It's a tie. Also you made me lol
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>>675817137
slowly but surely it'll kill them all.
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>>675816957
>>675816957
>certainly

You mean probably. Yes, you really do mean probably. Because you don't know. As a matter of objective fact.
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>>675816867
He's talking about the mowers
Also solar wind isn't wind
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>>675817209
I personally see ant and brick living in harmony here, both just doing their thing
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>think about it
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>>675815863
china
they breathe 1 air in
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>>675811542
Well considering the mass of a grown electric eel is about 20kg.

And 1 magma can be anywhere between 0kg<1m<5.9×10^24kg(mass of the world)

The magma would win most of the time. 1 quintillion eels don't stand a chance.

World: 5.9×10^24
Eels: 2.0×10^19

Max magma is 295000 times more massive than max eels.
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>>675817292
wait wait wait. you're assuming there's GROUND?
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>>675810840
The ants could drag the brick outside and then live normally until the brick erodes.
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>>675817401
hard 1
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>>675817401
autism cus he blows bubbles
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>>675817486
Dude you can see the shadow of the brick on the ground, of course there's ground.
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>>675817401
the pizza
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>>675810840
The brick. Due to the law of conservation of mass matter cannot be created nor destroyed, so that means that if the brick crumbles to dust then it is still a brick, just in another form. Whereas the ants will eventually die from disease or die via an external force.
The brick will last forever and the ants will not end of story.
Also OP is a fart sucking shit nigger.
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>>675817586
Can't unbundle the package.
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>>675817362
That's like saying 'gravity probably exists'.
The universe is not infinite, that's just some popular phrase.
It is ever-expanding. We know that with almost complete certainty.
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>>675817633
no way! a brick is defined by its function, once it is no longer structurally useful, it can't be considered a brick.
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>>675817428
one quitillon is 10 ^ 30
20 * 10 ^ 30 is like a million time the mass of the planet
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>>675817633
By that logic, the ants energy still exists as well, so no, it would be a tie.

The brick is not dust. The brick is not gravel. It's a brick. As soon as it degrades to where it's just oddly shaped hardened clay, even long before it turns to dust, the ref has to call it. Ants win.
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>>675817401
everyone wants autism
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>>675817840
except all the ants that entered the arena are long dead by then
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>>675817711
Have you even thought about what that means dude? We can observe gravity, but you can't see the end of the universe. As a scientist, hearing people talk "certainly" about shit that is certainly not certain, stands out pretty glaringly.

Most of our models are wrong, but that's why we record and continue looking for answers and refining our models closer to reality.
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>>675813794
Riot police. They attack the moon during day when it's at it's weakest.
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>>675817165
Well let me fuck your mind even harder, sagitarrius a, the black hole at the center of the milky way, is over 130000 times more massive than vy canis majoris, 4 million times larger than our sun, about 3000000000 times more massive than 1 octillion lawn mowers.
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>>675817747
A brick has multiple definition. Another definition is a dead or useless phone according to google. If the brick dust goes and destroys a cellphone then it has "bricked the phone making it a brick once more.
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>>675813960
The lions would just fuel the sun and make it bigger
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>>675818410
I think that's a little far fetched, m8.
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The ants would win, they would carry the brick onto a tall building and throw it off, breaking the brick, therefore brick loses.
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>>675816054
>termial cancer
Not even a thing, kid wins.
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>>675817840
but what if that is how this works and the answer is not one or the other, but rather both. Op said a trick question, gas him like a nigger kike.
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>>675815863
Only 1 air means that the Chinese army would suffocate. 1 air kills whole army
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As long as you use top-class trained ants, 32 of them would be able to move the brick.
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>>675817401
autism kid with retard strength
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>>675815144
Nobody really wins anything.
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>>675818572
more farfetched than a brick fighting 2 trillion ants? OP didn't specify what type of ant either, this makes the question unanswerable due to lack of knowledge, and makes OP n more of a nigger stain on society.
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>>675818087
>we can't see it so we can't say anything about it
If the universe was either infinite or would suddenly stop at one point in space, it could not exist by any scientific.
The way matter and energy behaves limits the possibilities to a somewhat strong idea.
Sure, we cannot observe 'the rim' of the universe, but that does not mean that everything beyond our observable range is completely random.
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>>675814568
lol
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>>675818789
But it just takes one marine to snap stick?
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>>675818789

burn stick. -> Marines win.
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>>675816299
I can communicate with my cancer
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Theyre giving me this dog for free what race is it b
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>>675818934
then you have 2 sticks? stick win everytime
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>>675818934
Break stick in half you get 2 sticks
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>>675819013
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>>675818998
then you get black stick
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>>675817633
Considering the Realm in which your logic operates, Killing people is OK because they're still Alive but in a dead state They're still thinking loving humans just in a different state an Alternate state of Alive.

YOU'RE A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING SPAZ CUNT
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>>675812462
>Americunt detected
Need us to convert it to big macs, faggot? Learn the fucking metric system. 1 magma
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>>675818789
Break stick have two stick. stick win every time.
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>>675818998
You now have a stick that is in many tiny pieces
The entire US army will commit seppuku cos they can't even kill a stick never mind win a pointless war against sand niggers
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>>675819100
Put stick in prison.
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>>675819100
>>675818789

There's a thousand of them, they could grind it up and eat the sawdust if they wanted. Surely that counts as winning? stick has no chance but to hide.
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>>675819032
>>675819048
>two sticks
that's not the contest. as soon as there is two sticks stick is disqualified
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>>675819119
I agree killing people is a good thing anyways.Fuck people. No life human or animal matters you fucking pleb.
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>>675817132

No one said anything about a planet. This could take place in space
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2 trillion ants because one ant can lift a few hundred times its body weight so 2 trillion ants would have no problem with a brick.
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>>675819219
sawdust inside marine, sawdust is stick, stick is inside, stick is not kill
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>>675812468
what if all lions roar at once?
lions >> sun
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Bad news, b8ing faggot OP. The ants won already. They've colonized every inhabitable part of this entire planet. They will outlast us and anything we build.
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>>675814568
>Since the Colour green is a Frequency of light
>the last radiated part of the sun as it dies and
>that radiated light travels displaying green.

By the Hair of a goats vagina GREEN WINS.
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>>675819336
>>675818789

They could turn the stick into wood pulp and turn the pulp into paper and then mail it to the sun.
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>>675819236
Okay, stick size wasn't specified either
Technically it could be 1*10^1000 kg and the sheer mass of it would destroy the marines

Yet the marine size isn't specified but if they American the size of them could contest the stick size I mentioned
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>>675819467
stick turns into matter
matter is everything
marine is atom
atom is mass
stick win
16-0
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>>675819502
once a stick becomes so large it becomes a log though
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>>675819502
well played.
stick won
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Ant weighs 3 x 10^(-3)
Times 1 x 10^(12)
Trillion ants weigh 3 x 10^(9) or 3 million tonnes.

My money is on the ants.
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>>675810840
The brick. because the ants would all die before eroding the brick into nothing
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>>675819606
At what size does a stick become a log ?
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>>675810840
Neither. Bricks don't give a shit about ants, and ants don't give a shit about bricks.
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>>675815546

Are you serious? Tardigrades get their name from the TARDIS. They are the only known creature that can travel through time. They could go back in time and kill the gamma rays.
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>>675815863
China rapidly pollutes the air with 50 cent cigarettes and industry.
>stronkest of stronk
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>>675819606
not true, a stick is specified as a piece of wood breaking from a branch. So if the tree was large enough to create a stick that big, it would be a huge stick, not a log.
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>>675810840
If the brick can be thrown then the brick. If not then the ants only if they can reproduce
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>>675819420
I sure hope something does. Because the way humans are going, we're setting up the future Cat People, Dog People, and Bird people with some cool archeological finds for them to rediscover and talk about missing links and conspiracy theories about some mythological giants.

While a secret cabal of elites control the powers of the ancients.
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>>675812703
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>>675813960
you could easily collapse half the lions into a low-mass black hole that would absorb the sun dumbass
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>>675819681
Sun's comedy is better
No amount of him will make up for his shit jokes

Sun wins everytime
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>>675819756
I'd about 3ft×2ft is a small log

>>675819843
oh yeah well ur mom is a stick
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>>675819681
that many jews will kill anything.
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>>675819756
If its volume is greater than can be comfortably wielded in one hand, it becomes a branch or log if it's even bigger.
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>>675815986

>WW3

It's WC3, for WarCraft 3. This isn't the fucking internet with WWW
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>CHING CHONG DING DONG
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>>675819681
Hitler.
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>>675811177
Neither can ants.
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>>675819856
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>>675819681
>shows his benis
>much shronking :D
>so embarrass he an hero
"NEWMAN! It's a junior mint! KRAAAMER!"
BID DONK DONG DOOBIDOO
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUUUM BUM BUM BIP BUDUDUDUD
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>>675820166
Jews would loan quarter to unsuspecting goyim and build a financial empire with the interest. Unfortunately Jews win.
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>>675820263
of course they can, dude, they are alive. they run around and hunt and feed and care for young.
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>>675820166
1 cent becomes insignificant compared to the 1*10^1000000 that the new has
Cent commits suicide due to lack of purpose
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>>675820166

>Jews create bank
>Put quarter in bank
>Quarter worth a quarter and a penny in one year from Jew magic
>Jew wait till worth 2 quarter
>Jew reinvest new quarter and old quarter
>Jew win

This is what Hitler wanted to stop.
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Tricky
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>>675820516
Africans hold no concept of bottles of water so leave it alone

Bottle wins cos it will outlive the Africans that ignore it
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>>675820516
Niggers would kill each other over the one bottle, leaving no niggers alive to claim the watery prize. Water wins.
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>>675820166
The Jews would take the quarter and then use Fractional reserve Banking to lend $2.50 to another Jew, who would then use that $2.50 as collateral to lend $250 to the next, and so on until the cabal of Jewish bankers collapsed the host economy and they fly back to Jew base, laughing all the way home.
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>>675816939
smartfag detected
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>>675813701
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>>675820516
Even if they get the water, they won't have any food so they will starve anyway and an empty bottle will outlive them.
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>>675820347
And they use external energy doing so.
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>>675818789
See >>675815747
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>>675812911
checked

hello newfriend. are you enjoying 4chin?
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>>675820004
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>675817832
the joke is there's 15 errors in that copypasta, and when a newfag only notices one he thinks he's super smart and shows his faggotry by correcting it.
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gotta be smart
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>>675811542
How much is one magma?
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>>675821321
School is still there, M4 was taken in as evidence and will never be used again.
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>>675821321
The building or the kids inside?
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>>675821321

Neither are alive or animated. It's a stalemate. The gun would sit there and rust and the building would sit there and wear away.
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>>675821481
kids
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>>675821321
The M4 has no explosive rounds, thus the the building won't be affected with the exception of a few bullet holes.
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>>675821166
Once its in their body, you can't really say it's external energy. They are using their bodies. They are alive and animated vs inanimate objects.
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>>675811348
I asked the magic 8 ball. He said yes.
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>>675820361
Canada doesn't have cents anymore. jews win
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>>675821321
Inanimate objects vs inanimate objects always ends in a stalemate.

They would just lay there and crumble to dust.
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>>675821510
Ah, so assuming the M4 has a 30 round clip, the gun would run out of bullets before reducing all the kids to red stains
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>>675821447
Half of two magmas
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>>675821447
kill yourself faggot
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>>675821743
You can still beat the living shit out of the kids with the gun itself, though.
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>>675815747
Didn't this already happen?
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>>675821746
Nobody uses half magmas, think of it as 100 centimagmas
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>>675821835
if it's the gun vs the building, the gun doesn't do a fucking thing on its own, but sit there and rust.
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>>675820891
I like how Hitler is assumed to have Hulk powers

while that's true, it works for his Cha instead of Str, so Mad Hitler's feeble strength would be easily subdued by the feeble strength of two Hitlers
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>>675821835
Is a bayonette included or are you just using the butt of the gun? Also, are the people aloud to fight back before the police show up?
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>>675820776
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>>675821990
It's not you, dude, it's a gun. and guns don't do shit without an operator.
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>>675821447
are you even listening to yourself.

it's one. that many.
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>>675821321
>The school is a gun free zone.
>gun can't get inside.
School wins.
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>>675821447
Exactly one. 1.000 (to the third decimal space!)
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>>675822068
Well I'm that case gun would win, because the mere sight of it would shut the school down and only gun would remain.
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>>675822275
See
>>675822136
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>>675822359
>>675822136
More like a stalemate.
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>>675822359
Is the gun inside the school or in the parking lot/front step?
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your mom you little fgt matherfucker
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>>675822090
I'm gonna go with Lanzas, one of the Klebold/Harris pair was apparently shitty. I don't remember or care which.
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>>675822423
The gun fails at its mission, while the school continues providing standardized tests, giving infinite money to the private test companies.
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>>675810840
the ants weigh a combined 5000 tons and easily crush the brick
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>>675822471
Neither, the gun free zone extends 500 feet from any point in the school.
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>>675822606
sorry i meant 10,000 tons. OP is a faggot
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>>675822684
Is the gun pointed at the school from just outside the safe zone?
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>>675821447
about yeah.
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>>675815200
That is a boss level organism.
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>>675822090
Columbcucks couldn't even set off the bomb. Lanza managed to taunt children as he killed them effectively.
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>>675822779
You mean where the police can safely take it down? Checkmate
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>>675823016
Oh, that is right. The gun concedes defeat.
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>>675823016
take it down? from where? was it on something?
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>>675823016
But wait, is the police presence an ousted force to be taken into account? If so, all bets are off.
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>>675823146
They handcuff the reciever open
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>>675823212
It's just speculation at that point.
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>>675821447
2magma
---------------=1 magma, that's how many
2magma
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>>675823320
True, we would also have to define the terms for victory.
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>>675821447
1x10^-1 magmas
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>>675817401
Autism kid will win. Cancer kid will prolly die and Autist will eat the pizza.
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>>675816703
u can just generate the wind dude.lawnmowers are made of wind
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>>675823866
But they have no gas in them
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>>675821447
Just about a thousand milimagmas. It converts to about 1.26 lavas.
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>>675823866
Dubs confirm the scientific fact that lawn mowers are made of wind.
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>>675817401
pizza = eaten
cancer kid = died
autism kid = alive and autistic
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>>675821166
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>>675825160
>not the Two Towers
One job.
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>>675821447
Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.
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>>675821609
Once momentum is in a brick you can't really say its external energy.
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>>675825937
what the hell are you on about
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