Well /b/, I shall will most likely be fighting a guy in two hours. Trips decide what my war chant will be.
Allahu Akbar
Trips get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8bNzTYmeSU
>>676372933
I GIVE UP
I don't know you that's my purse
>>676373401
roll
>>676372933
shout nigger couple of times
BOMB! RAPE!
>>676372933
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
what a fat cunt, maybe the reason he is wearing those shorts is because he workouts or does track unlike you, you fat cunt. I hate obese people
>>676373452
Rollin for this
He will drop his guard if he laughs
>>676372933
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
Trips says you say, I want your big hard cock.
>>676373494
rollin
>post vid
>>676372933
GIMME YOUR CUM DUDE
Then after fight whisper "no homo"
>>676373494
ROLL
>I'm gay for you, let me suck your dick.
Rolling.
>>676373541
Newfag
I'll eat your ass hole alive you bitch, Fuck you, you hoe
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrribba!
FOR SCOTLAND!!!!
SU-DO-KU
YOU FUCKED MY DAD
>>676372933
"I swallowed your dad's steaming load"
>>676373740
roll
>>676373725
reroll
Bazinga
You stole my sharpie from my pooper.
FUS ROH DAH
no homo but imma eat that ass
allahu akbar
"I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS"
>>676372933
POOP GET 22
You gave me AIDs
FOR THE HORDE
CYKA BLYAT
>>676373367
Roll
Fuck me pretty boy
What ever happend to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V
You miss your old familar friends, but
waiting just around the bend.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a face of somebody who needs you.
When you're lost out there and your all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look.
PREPARE FOR A FISTING
>>676373992
Reroll
Beware the beast Mandeep, for he is the dung fly's pawn.
Alone among God's primates, he will never stop shitting everywhere, not for sport or lust or greed.
Yea, he will shit beside his brother to soil his brother's land.
Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a sewer of his home and yours.
Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of stench.
>>676373536
Kek
>>676373536
roll
I FUCKED YOUR DOG
BIG BOY JAMAIL DONT PLAY
Ezekiel 25:17
AYY LMAO
>>676373367
Roll
I'll suck your dick for a truce!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hU_29bHmcM
Do an impersonation of spongebob's laugh
IT'S THE BETA UPRISING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL, YOU AUSTIC FUCK.
>>676374236
OP here
>i would without a truce
peace, bread and land
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>>676374236
rolling
Obama is not my president
>>676374027
ROLL
>>676374108
Poo from the blue
>>676372933
Benis
NIGGERS
MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA
THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
NIGGER
>>676374316
U fkn gay dude?
>>676372933
I don't go for war chants
I do want you to fucking make him in pain suffering on the ground,
Then lift his head up to look at you and say
"Look at my face, I'm the one who did this to you, whatever you do for the rest of your life you'll always be shit"
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!
What's up,gayfag? Ready to suck my dick?
>>676372933
Hold my Hand
>>676373367
Roll
>>676372933
BRING ME THAT ASS!
FOR THE FATHERLAND!!!
MR HAPPY IS COMING TO PLAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwgX8yBqsw
>>676374236
rollerino
WOOT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>676374236
keks, roll.
Jfyydfhjddchjhfghjffjh
>>676373494
Roll. You'd better yell it, OP.
>>676374236
roll niggas
I got a song that ain't got no melody
>>676374742
roll
999 incoming
>>676374833
such a shame
>>676373367
roll
annie are you ok
are you ok annie
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annie are you ok
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annie are you ok
are you ok annie
annie are you ok
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are you ok annie
annie are you ok
are you ok annie
going for 111 <3
>>676374236
I'll eat your meat if you promise not to gag me
newfag. kek
OHHHH YEAAAAH! I GONNA BUST YA ASS UP REEEAL GOOD, BOI! GONNA PUMP YO ASS FULL OF LEAD!
>>676373367
re roll
Roody poo, Roody poo, Jeffery is a jigaboo
GIVE ME A BUCKET AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET!
>>676374833
reroll
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
Ted Cruz blew me at the Tallahassee Greyhound station in '97
>>676374236
no comment
RIP AND TEAR
>>676373725
reroll
Glory to ARMENIA!
Kill the turkroachs
Hi 4Chan! Oldf*g here. Why don't you show me your best and dankest meemes? Just for the old-times sake.
>>676372933
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!
>>676373367
Reroll
>>676372933
Praise the Sun!
>>676375613
Oops! My bad, old habid. Accidentaly posted it here! How dank is that?
>>676375744
reroll
>>676375744
Roll
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
Proceeds the weedian - Nazareth
Proceeds the weedian - Nazareth
Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
Sacred Israel holy mountain Zion
Sun beams down on to the sandsea reigns
Caravan migrates through deep sandscape
Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
Procession of the weed-priests to cross the sands
Desert legion smoke-covenant is complete
Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts
Arise arise arise - The Son of the God of Israel
Jordan river flows on evermore
Bathe in glow of sunlight’s beating rays
They feel the serpent's standard rule our days
Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea
Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie
Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose
Assembled creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke
Raise up seer’s holy prophecy
Plants down on upon years of the sun now feeds
Seed of Eden fall on nurtured soil
Onward caravan prepare new bong
Weed-priests creedsman chant the right
Judgement soon come to Mankind
Green herbsmen serve rightful king
Hemp seed caravan carries
The molten fire flowed up toward Zion
Flight of the nazarene to seek the cheribum
Rides out believer with the spliff aflame
Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate
Grow-room is church temple of the new stoner breed
Chants loud-robed priest down on to the freedom seed
Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance
Caravan’s stoned deliverance
The caravan holds to eastern creed - Now smokes believer!
The chronicle of the sinsemillian
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke - Jerusalem
MOM'S SPAGETTIE
MY GRANDPA JUST DIED
>>676375239
Roll
>>676373367
roly roly
>>676372933
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Tits or gtfo
>>676373367
Roll
>>676373367
get
>>676375946
Roll
>>676372933
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
>>676375946
Rolling
A glorious band, the chosen few
on whom the Spirit came;
twelve valiant saints, their hope they knew,
and mocked the cross and flame.
They met the tyrant's brandished steel,
the lion's gory mane;
they bowed their heads the death to feel:
who follows in their train?
>>676374298
roll
>>676372933
ALLAHU AKBAHR
OP here, you fags will leave me without a war chant in the end. Get them trips.
>>676373367
Re-roll
>>676373367
Rollan
>>676372933
Notice me senpai
>>676373909
Roll
Fuck me in the asshole!!!
>>676372933
veni vidi vici !
BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS BIFIDUS IRREGULARIS
Styling, you know you are styling
So turn to the mirror and blow yourself a kiss
It goes just like this
You've done it a thousand times
It's as easy as drinking wine, only now it's blood.
Here it come again
treating you so kind
Till it comes again
leaving you no mind
Your feelings, they flow without reason
So look to the stars above and
Blow it all away.
I come without warning
Some call me morning,
I wipe all your tears away, the evil ones I kill
Here it comes again
treating you so kind
Till it comes again
leaving you no mind
Taking the form of pain this time
It never treats you unkind
Your followers, lead them blind
And suck away their lives
Cause yours depends on it
Here it comes again
Chasing the night away
Wololo
>>676372933
Scream at the top of your lungs saying
"GOD IS THE GREATEST"
FOR ALLAH
>>676373367
daisy me rolling
>>676372933
It doesn't matter, you getting fucked up. I can tell because your the type of nerd that wastes time coming up with a "war cry", rather than planning how you will win the fight.
how do i upvote
>>676372933
DEUS VULT!!!
>>676372933
"im a little bitch"
>>676373367
roll
>>676372933
shit 4 sets of dubbs so far but no trips yet. I guess I will take a shot
use "NIGGER" as your war cry
Dont forget to take pics and show us after the fight.
You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliness of all people
It's time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.
That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom
How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running rampant in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
A manly man
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
It's morphin time
>>676376648
Roll
>>676375744
Rally
>>676372933
Hep-a-ti-tus C-ee!
>>676372933
This is for Judy Hopps!
>>676376721
Rolling
>>676376648
Rolling
>>676372933
OP: What's the shape of Italy?
OP's Opponent: A boot.
AND THEN YOU KICK HIM FROM YOUR PARTY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH!
>>676372933
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>676376648
Rolllllll
>>676376889
Rolling
>>676376461
This
>>676376889
Roll
>>676376889
Rolllllll
>>676372933
FALAKU CHANBAKU RAKA MAKA TU HAKA
AIAIAIAIAIAIIAIAI!!!!!!!!
>>676376889
Rolll
dont fight
>>676372933
WHAAT'S LOOVE GOT TO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
>>676376609
underage b&
>>676376648
Rolllll
WITNESS MEEEE
>>676376889
roll
>>676377052
HAKUNA MATATA BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
>>676373367
ROLLIN FOR THIS
>>676376889
reroll
>>676377199
rolllllo
THIS VESSEL CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN MY BLOODLUST
seriously? no one has gotten trips yet?
I call upon Chairman Khrushchev to halt and eliminate this clandestine, reckless, and provocative threat to world peace and to stable relations between our two nations. I call upon him further to abandon this course of world domination, and to join in an historic effort to end the perilous arms race and to transform the history of man. He has an opportunity now to move the world back from the abyss of destruction by returning to his government's own words that it had no need to station missiles outside its own territory, and withdrawing these weapons from Cuba, by refraining from any action which will widen or deepen the present crisis, and then by participating in a search for peaceful and permanent solutions
>>676373367
Rolling
>>676372933
Eric and Dylan did nothing wrong
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
>>676377307
I HOPE NOBADY DO A MOTHER FUCKING SMASH AND GRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dammn daniel
cough cough cough
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!!
Tongue-punch my fart-box
>>676373367
Roll
Rolling
IM GONNA REKT IT !!!!!!!!!
>>676372933
Rollll
>>676377400
reroll
lok'tar ogar
Allahu akbar allahu akbar
Allahu akbar allahu akbar
ash-hadu anla ilaha illah Allah
ash-hadu anla ilaha illah Allah
ash-hadu anna muhammadar-rasulullah
ash-hadu anna muhammadar-rasulullah
hayya as-salah
hayya as-salah
hayya al-falah
hayya al-falah
allahu akbar allahu akbar
La ilaha illa Allah
>>676376648
Roll
OP IS A FAGGOT!
Sieg Heil
WITNESS ME!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>676377400
rollin
PREPARE FOR BALLGARGLING, FARTSHARK
>>676372933
YOU KILLED HER YOU RAPED HER YOU MURDERED HER CHILDREN!
>>676372933
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and ALL MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER SWORD! GO! GO! GO!
>>676377433
roll
>>676376648
Rolling
>>676376648
Rawr XD *nuzzles*
Do it, nigger
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
IM WEARING A BOMB
Please don't hurt me senpai
>>676377400
rollerino
I may not seem like a guy you would pick to preach a sermon. But I feel it is now time to testify because I do have folks who care about me hearing all kinds of stuff about what's up." "Yeah, I was a brother on the streets of Compton doing a lot of things most people look down on -- but it did pay off. Then we started rapping about real stuff that shook up the LAPD and the FBI. But we got our message across big time, and everyone in America started paying attention to the boys in the 'hood." "Soon our anger and hope got everyone riled up. There were great rewards for me personally, like fancy cars, gorgeous women and good living. Like real non-stop excitement. I'm not religious, but wrong or right, that's me." "I'm not saying this because I'm looking for a soft cushion wherever I'm heading, I just feel that I've got thousands and thousands of young fans that have to learn about what's real when it comes to AIDS. Like the others before me, I would like to turn my own problem into something good that will reach out to all my homeboys and their kin. Because I want to save their asses before it's too late."
"I'm not looking to blame anyone except myself. I have learned in the last week that this thing is real, and it doesn't discriminate. It affects everyone. My girl Tomika and I have been together for four years and we recently got married. She's good, she's kind and a wonderful mother. We have a lttle boy who's a year old. Before Tomika I had other women. I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me. I love all my kids and always took care of them." "Now I'm in the biggest fight of my life, and it ain't easy. But I want to say much love to those who have been down to me. And thanks for your support." Just remember : "It's YOUR real time and YOUR real life".
You killed my father... Prepare to die!
This thread will never get trips
>>676373367
/thread
Why would you hit me? you think its funny to hit gay people?
>>676373367
obviously rolling for this
>>676377688
this
>>676372933
Wingus my dingus!!!
Fuck me daddy
>>676373367
Rolllllll
>>676377778
DAMMIT SO CLOSE
I hate NIGGERS
>>676377681
This, roll
>>676377787
off by 10
>>676377778
is this thread cursed?
>>676377790
Roll
>676377777
>>676377778
OP here, off by one. But I may just yell that. I like it.
>>676377778
OFF BY ONE! ALMOST QUINTS U NIGGER
Newfags can't orangetext<
>>676377681
Kek
You probably thought you weren't going to die today, suprissssssssse
wolfmen don't have nards
>>676377778
Sheeeeeit
i came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and i'm all out off ass
I'm gonna suck your dick!
I'm Ethan Bradberry!
>>676372933
http://www.fastswf.com/xWT38Sw
Squeal like a pig fo me boy
>>66666666666666666666666666
>>676377907
You will wait for trips and you will yell whatever trips is, or you will have an aneurysm and die.
You need some bread-berry?
Xena's battlecry
Let's be friends
psssh, nothin personnel...kid...
>>676378111
FINALLY
but I'm a fucking demon
>>676378111
WINRAW
>>676378111
Winrar
this is fucking bait
i am gonna hit u hard!
bite the pillow, i'm going in dry
>>676373872
all the streams are swollen
I WILL BERRY MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
>>676378111
CHECK UM
>>676378111
>>676378111
winrar
>>676378111
THIS OP, YOU MUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRIWjj73YwY
>>676378111
WINRARARARARARR
BABY BABYEE
Well lads, it is time for me to go. I suppose I shall just use the "off by one" one as it deserves some sort appreciation.
>>676378111
DO IT FAGGOT
>>676372933
tip: one good kock under his chin, big or tall, they go down INSTANT
>>676377907
Yes. This is a pretty good one op!
ayyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>676377157
I'm 26.
>>676378111
DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03L_ZTbKiRc
>>676378111
>Xena's battlecry
HIIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAY
>>676373536
YOU HAVE MY SHIELD, BROTHER!
>>676378292
Someone got trips faggot
I collect tampons
FOR MORDORRRR!!!!
Alas the trips have fallen my fellow /b/rethren. I shall now go meet either victory or I suppose a visit to the hospital. Wish me luck.
>>676378300
On the ears!!
Make your hand a shell form and slap on the ear
"Come any closer and I'll rim your anus, you handsome bitch!"
>>676378111
Rar
>>676378111
Why are you fighting him?
What is the story?
How big are you / him?
>>676378581
Rerolling for this, why are trips so unachievable today?
gai kakhen afenyam. Real loud.
>>676378804
The story is basically, he's a cuck. Today I delivered some painful truth to his face about his way of life.
We're both pretty big, but he lifts more than I.
>>676378111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRIWjj73YwY [Embed]
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
How about skip the battle cry and punch the guy in the face while he's trying to get out his battle cry (or shit talking chest puffing routine)
