Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
You'll never get your non-existing "waifu" even though you're claiming her thread.
/Thread
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>>677052797
You'll never get them to stop this nonsense.
/unthreaded
>>677052797
>/thread ing your own post
Wew lad.
Claimed for Ruby-kun.
Megumin claimed <3
>>677052797
>/thread in your own post
Kek'd.
Obligatory claim.
>>677052557
Claiming bb's
Shinoa claimed
>>677052797
>BREATHTAKING
Dramaboat is of claim.
Miho claimed
>>677053113
Can you make me a pirate too?? I can replace my mage hat with a pirate one! please please please!
>>677052933
Post moar waifu
>>677052797
>/thread in own post
Pretty confident, aren't ya?
>>677053244
Shit, that's a good one. Save that for Stocking later, thanks friendo.
>>677053267
The best thing to be in life is confident I suppose.
>>677053113
>be me
>weird picture you got there
>oh that's a .gif
>Nothing is moving wtf
>ohshit.jpg
thanks anon for the spook
The look of a defeated puppers.
>marie rose claimed
>>677053241
My internet is so slow it will take like 7 hours to download photoshop
>mfw
I shall use paint instead!
Got that goddamn document for uni.
I'll only have 3 hours of sleep but we've all had worse.
G'night, people.
flamie claimie
>>677053420
Dooo iiiit!
Oy guys, how is everyone?
>Mirai claim
>>677053113
>Dying of laughter
>>677053399
Looks like he's standing on just two legs, can't stop laughing at this.
>I'm in hysterics
>>677053437
Alright man, goodnight. Sleep warm and well.
>>677053437
Night! Have a good one!
>>677053241
I'd let you ride me.
Profesionally I mean. On the ocean.
>>677053437
Goodnight!
>>677053382
I guess
>That's the one thing a bait-anon is better than me
>>677053437
Good night Ruri.
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
>>677052557
>>677052933
>>677052975
>>677053037
>>677053059
>>677053078
>>677053110
>>677053113
>>677053185
>>677053225
>>677053241
Welcome back everyone
>>677053383
Ay lmao no problemo
>>677053512
I will!
>>677053572
Hey Hand! How have you been?
Good evening everyone.
Claimed.
Quote a lively thread for this hour
>>677053598
Omg. I'd ride you all day. -Tackles and sits on top of you-
Wait.. what... how... my fortress was unbreakable
>>677053851
I'm doing good, having some fun bodily feelings right now but I'll live. Hope you're doing well.
>>677053926
Heyo friendo.
BBL going to stream some Metro last light.
>>677053849
So you're the dick then, huh?
>>677053996
I'm horribly bored and this is all I feel like doing til I figure out what to play. I would do League but URF isn't coming out for a while and JoJo probably won't release til the afternoon.
>>677054001
>>677054066
>Bodily feelings
Like what? Do you mind if you explain or would you rather not?
>>677053849
Thanks! :)
>>677054058
I wanred you about the stairs bro
>>677054119
Also my 2nd favorite series. Dark souls being the best.
>>677054149
Kek, knew the vagueness of it would catch your attention. Just some chest pains, nothing to worry about.
>>677053552
Well...I tried.
>>677054277
Dont hisao on us hand-kun
Christie. From Dead or Alive3/4/X/X2/paradise/Dimensions
But not DOA5's That really a Tranny pretending to be her.
>>677054119
Can I watch? I'm kinda interested
>>677053849
Thank you! and welcome back yourself, how are you doin?
>>677053552
>>677054374
Sorry!
I just got back from making hashbrowns.
How have you been?
>>677054149
Oh don't act like you don't like it. I love boats after all.
>>677054450
twitch dudeman34391
>>677054066
Hello, just got from two exhausting days of labor. Gonna have aches later, but I don't mind.
>>677054450
I'm doing fine, finally getting my essay done, what about you?
>>677054143
What have I done ;_;
Alright. He's now im between where the Tennant would come in to go to the downstairs compartment and my garage. Hopefully puppers will stop barking all night
>>677054378
Eh, I'm not dying anytime soon. Too many promises to keep.
>>677054655
Well shit man, I'm sorry to hear that. Flattered though that you decided to come hanh out with us. Hope you can relax for a bit.
fuck yes
What's up fuckers. Marie rose is back
>>677054418
Hey look. Another character from doa. Too bad they didn't pick the cutest pr 2nd cutest
>>677054627
dat ass doe
>>677054001
I'll try to not call you Admiral, Admiral.
Damnit.
..but.. I never really thought about that.
Megu-chan?
>>677054727
nvm <3
>>677052557
> opens waifu thread with syndra
>claims Syndra
> posts shitty anime implementation
my stomach hurts
Claiming and leaving
Allright, I'm off now, gotta go to work
>I'd rather someone just offs me
>>677054655
What company do you do labour for? Up here in Canada, alberta, we can't get enough lf them. They're worth 35-50 /hr with no experience. Not even a highschool diploma
>>677054956
Welcome back Marie
>>677055160
Bye!
>>677055160
Even if someone did wouldn't you just come back?
>>677055013
Google tells me there's already an actual Megu-chan, but I feel like nobody will claim her any time soon.
>>677055013
-Looks down at you and smiles- I like it! Now what should I call you..? hmm...
>>677055160
See ya later!
>>677054727
Nice! whats your essay on? I'm doing fine, contemplating whether I should work on some schoolwork myself and get it done early or just procrastinate like I always do
>>677055366
If I have to sign a post I use tsuzu.
That shouldn't be easy to confuse and is easier to type.
Why do I feel horrible whenever I finish eating?
>>677055913
Honestly it happens to me all the time. It feels like I gotta throw up or some shit but I'm just fine. I always just lay down afterwards to feel better.
>>677055070
Oh ok <3
>>677055438
It's for my neuroscience class, but yeah try your best not to procrastinate bby <3
>>677055753
I'll remember that~ Tsuzu it is! -Bounces a little on you-
>>677055913
It's your body telling you to stop probably, thats how i get when i eat too much :(
First waifu post ever
18 claimed
>>677056032
So it's not just me, ahh good, I thought maybe my stomach was being a little bitch
>>677056092
>bby <3
GETTING STEAMY IN HERE
>>677054835
Thanks, I'll try.
>>677055188
A food Company, 45+ hours. Two machines weren't functioning right, so I was chosen to make sure I did its job correctly. Lots of times it got stuck, so I had to push it.
>>677056288
Welcome to the thread friend, hope you enjoy your time.
>>677056352
>GETTING STEAMY IN HERE
Wh- what do you mean ?
>>677056285
Now that I think about it, with you on my back I might count as a Cruiser.
But pay attention to the direction the torpedo tubes are pointing.
We wouldn't want an
>>677054001
accident.
>>677055913
I dunno, I'm kinda the same way for most things I eat. Maybe I just eat too much hah
>>677056092
neuroscience! is that what you wanna major in or just somethin your takin?
>>677056288
Welcome friend!
>>677056352
THE STEAM
>>677056462
>wrong pic but whatever
>>677056436
Was it hard to push?
>>677056598
Its my major, as well as musical performance
>>677056553
Haah, You know.
>>677056598
I really need to eat more and put on weight, even though I am pretty short for my age, I just don't eat at all. I go days without eating at Breakfast or lunch. It's probably really unhealthy.
Still in highschool but anyone able to tell me if college is truly worth it? So far I've decided not to go because I don't want to get a degree that ends up being worthless for what I want to become.
>>677055913
Because your body (your brain is in your body too btw) does not like the food.
Change the food and the body is happy again.
>>677056584
Accidents like whaaat? There's no such thing as an accident with explosions!
>>677056901
I enjoy steam. What am I missing?
>people not enjoying food
and Rumia claimed
>>677056901
>Haah, You know.
I gue -guess :3
>>677057027
>No such thing as an accident with explosions
>STOP IT DIRTY MIND
What sorta steam you like?
The condensation or the videogame service?
>>677057027
They only arm a while after launch, so that's not the issue.
The launcher might face upwards on occasion.
A-and... it's too early for that.
>>677057276
Woah dirty mind? Whatcha thinking about? It's just boat talk
>>677057332
That sounds like a BIG problem.. we wouldn't want that, I see what you mean.
>>677056619
40-50 pounds, for 7 hrs. straight.
>>677056813
Neuroscience and musical performance? I don't think i've ever heard of a combo like that haha, Im starting on my path to a chemistry major myself
>>677056960
Id say it depends on what you'd want to get your degree in. Im no expert, but from what ive seen and from what people who've gotten degrees tell me, degrees in things like science and math type things are more required than degrees in more art type things, not saying their worthless, but maybe not a needed as much if you wanna be successful in that field
>>677056598
>>677056462
Hi people! I hope I do too!
>>677057591
I, uh- thinking about-
Cleaning those dirty boats of course!
>>677057613
Wew, sounds harsh. Get that rest bro.
the bitch from full metal alchemist
>>677057591
Don't worry, we can make it fit if we work together.
I mean fit together - so there aren't any accidents.
Not the other fit.
>>677056901
I have the opposite problem, I gotta lose weight haha, I think its level of unhealthiness would depend on what you eat when you do eat something ya nam sayn?
>>677057844
I'll take easy.
>>677058097
*it
I hate every little one of you.
That said, do you think Syndra could shove some of her balls in her ass? And than make them grow?
>>677057862
Keked hard at this
Going to bed guys. Having a crash from all that alcohol.
Gn everyone. Marie rose is out
>>677057844
Is that so? Would you like to come ride my this boat with me then??
>>677057968
We wouldn't want any accidents.. especially if it means it's going to explode early!
>>677058370
I'm fine, thanks
>>677057697
yea but from what I heard shit in game development tends to be useless and I am shit tier at math.
Hey everyone,im back
Bait claimed
>>677058642
>shit tier at math
Ho no I am probably worse than you at math
>>677058370
Let's.. uh, not overthink it.
I.. the torpedos.. only arm after the screw has spun for a while. It only takes a firm grip to stop.
>>677058788
Hey baito-kun
How you been?
>>677058833
I still have some trouble with multiplication lmao.
>>677058788
Bait!?
>>677057697
Yeah I know, I'm figuring out which I enjoy more currently but so far both are going well. But chemistry hard ;_;
>>677058946
>some trouble
I pretty much need a calculator for everything
I only know my 2,5,10,11 tables.
So tired...not from working like Sanae, but I haven't slept in days.
Also, thanks for the shout Kirino.
This waifu is better than all your waifus combined. Shes been mine for the past 5, almost 6, years now.
>>677058944
Doing alright,just a bit bored to be honest.
>>677059033
>
>>677058557
Aww but I want you with me.. please? -hugs-
>>677058932
That's not good.. I'm not very strong when it comes to physical strength.. How firm are we talking?
>>677059154
Fuck you were right. The only one I have up on you is 9.
>>677058370
You've really made yourself at home in your few days, huh? Haha, good for you.
Claimed.
>>677059343
I have! Thank you <3 everyone here is really sweet and fun to talk with.. I can't help but enjoy myself with you guys.
>>677059167
Get that rest, you don't need to force yourself.
>>677059283
I'm about to have a shower...
I'll think about it, heh
>>677059285
Ayy, people have always told me there is a trick with neins but I have never remembered it.
>>677059235
>first crush
>15 year old stocking fetish
I remember it like it was...8 years ago. Good on ya, anon
>>677059167
Had that problem many times it's terrible, worse than my situation. Sorry to hear that. Drink tea with honey, it really helps.
>>677059493
You look like your having fun, for sure. I was lurking, gomen.
>>677059549
I haven't dreamt in a long time. Sleep used to be filled with dreams, but it's more of a void now. So...here I am...afraid to sleep.
>>677058642
Ah I see, well if the common consensus you've heard on game development is that degrees aren't useful than theres a good chance its true, are you against taking classes in general or just getting a degree?
>>677059044
Im sure not as hard as fucking neuroscience! haha, what kinda stuff do you do with a musical performance degree?
>>677059235
Who dat?
>>677059283
Please, I... just make sure you don't sit on the tips.
There would be... geometric problems with you stopping the screw.
But I can do it.
>>677059549
Good! ^-^ boat riding is fun, unless you get sea sick o.o
>>677059270
I welcome you!
>>677059549
The trick is as the first number rises the 2nd lowers I.e. 9,18,27,36 etc.
>>677059912
Little bit of both. I just want to be done with school as soon as possible. If I can get a nice job where I don't have to deal with alot of people I should be fine which is Ironic when I want to be a game dev.
>>677059928
I only realized now you were inviting Kirino.
We.. I guess it can work, but no three people please.
I'm not that big.
Anyone lissening to anything?
https://youtu.be/UKQ_sCGYpwI
>>677059897
What can I say? Innuendo is a friend that i like to take advantage of haha. But hey i'm glad you stopped lurking, come join the fun!
>>677059920
Sitting on the tip of a missile? Don't worry that doesn't sound like a good idea at all.. I like explosions but I also like being alive!
Also I mean if you don't want Kirino to join I can take back my offer..
>>677059912
If I remember correctly, and that's a long shot, she's from Rosario + Vampire, terrible entry level anime.
Also, evening Koko-anon
>>677060301
Keeping calm with Apex Twin
https://youtu.be/3uhTwxqE4Co
>>677060362
>I also like being alive
Well, they are not that big, but I never measured them.
>>677059897
>afraid to sleep
I feel that, but it was for a different reason, so now I usually drink to sleep. But having no dreams sounds like it sucks the big one, when did all that start?
>>677059912
Well I play in my colleges wind symphony and jazz band. Since it's fun and I love playing it isnt to hard to practice for that
>>677060545
Oh really? I guess I can understand that... But I'm also kind of small myself. How big is the explosion when you impact with missiles of yours?
>>677060301
Listening to the rain. It's peaceful.
>>677059897
Only times I ever feel afraid to sleep is when I hear talk about night terrors and other related shit. You'll probably get a dream soon. There was a period when I didn't dream, for I wanna say a few weeks? Good dreams will come.
>>677060956
I wish rain would come down here but the shit tier state says no.
>>677060660
I usually do the same thing. I have a bottle of Sailor Jerry (I realize I'm an alcoholic, don't care hah) next to me for such things, but I ran 5 miles today, and my body is repairing. Drinking would dry me out, and that's countering what I'm trying to do. Then again, sleep repairs too so...
>fuyukai desu
All these problems, god what the heck?! I sound like I'm from /r9k/
Back
>>677060956
Rain is great
>>677060660
And it's been about a month. Last dream I had was...middle of February. I remember it.
>>677061129
Thank you for the support. Night terrors dont scare me. My repressed memories have returned, haha, so I don't worry about that.
>>677059897
Sounds like you are smoking too much weed.
Or are you taking any psychoactive medication by any chance?
Both of these have good chances to affect your dream patterns and retention, so while you will still dream you might practically never remember anything about it.
Of course if neither of these is the case I have no clue.
Also:
My keyboard just died.
RIP.
>>677061129
I'm assuming Texas? It's raining gently, wish it was accompanied with some thunder.
>>677061428
Welcome back
>>677061623
Nope, Southern California. Rain never comes down here.
>>677060858
Not very by magical standards.
But you can stop worrying about that.
Before it explodes you I have it explode myself.
That's it! Maybe that will help. Does anyone have any cool dreams to share? From their past, recent, doesnt matter. I know it's hard to explain dreams without them sounding lame but...maybe it'll incite a dream for me tonight.
>>677061623
Forgot pic.
>>677060301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_WUs-zlNU
>>677060828
Ah I see, which instrument do you play? I dabble in instruments but I'm not really any good at them
>>677061163
Haha hey, drinking without purpose is what makes an alcoholic in my opinion, (but thats what I tell myself to not seem like an alcoholic)
>>677061428
Welcome back!
>>677061779
That's very sweet of you, thinking about my safety.. I don't know I'm around explosions daily I might be able to take it. I'm a tough wizard after all!
>>677061772
Oh Cali, how do you all survive the drought?
>>677061709
>>677062074
Thanks.
>>677061797
>Cool dreams
I've only really had morbid ones. Not many cool ones for me.
>>677062239
It's not as bad as you think.. If you're from here you just kind of get used to the heat and try to save water whenever you can. if you're not from here bring some shorts ahaha
>>677061797
I can't seem to recall any cool dreams i've had recently... sorry..
>>677062239
"Borrowing" from the Colorado river.
>>677062074
I play the Alto saxophone, been playing it since 5th grade
>>677062074
I work to support my hobby...of drinking because I work.
>>677062305
>did you died?
Morbid's fine if it's immersive, anything goes really.
>>677062235
I promise I won't give you that kind of explosion by accident.
I'm sorry it took me so long to reply.
My keyboard stopped working and I had to get a replacement.
Not very comfortable to write on this thing, but I will manage.
- tsuzu
