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Sitting in train bored. What do?
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>>677051037
timestamp
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>>677051160
this
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>>677051160
Only logical answer
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>>677051037
Go get a circumcision. Got a knife?
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>>677051160
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Sharpie on pooper
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>>677051765
kek
german?
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Rape refugees
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>>677051765
well
now what
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Sing Linkin park in the end out loud with your finger or prefrably a sharpie in your pooper.
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>>677051037
break window and jump
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Cmon fags, ya gotta get him to record himself giving himself a circumcision
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Geh in die Kirche und bette das dir Gott endlich eine Freundin gibt, solange du noch etwas an Würde hast.
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>>677051933
Not so many refugees around here. De facto there is no problem in Germany. Make love, not hate, dear Americans.
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Germany eh? Just do some Nazianz bullshit, I dunno
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Dammit autocorrect
Nazi
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>>677052372
Desu loud as you can.
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Show penis to nearest stranger
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Das mit den Flüchtlingen ist gelogen.
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>>677052372
cum on that seat already faggot
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>>677052372
find someone and touch them with it, obviously
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If you can't get the nearest girl on the train to suck that nice big dick you might as well off yourself, faggot.
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Fap vigorously
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>>677052930
Dubs and I will
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>>677053146
And if someone walks by, ask them if they'd give you a hand
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>>677053239
ROOOOOOOOOOL
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>>677052812
Police just entered the Train behind me. Shall i casually walk past them with my dick hanging out?
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>>677051037
> security cameras on train
Kek
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>>677053239
You mean those?
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Start Masturbwaiting.
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>>677053239
here you go, deutschbag. now make with the friction.
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>>677052372
Is anyone else even on the plane? If so show a stranger ur dick stay hidden as much as possible though
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>>677053298
no, you should fap furiously looking at them in the eye
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>>677052372
>dat foreskin
Disgusting
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>>677053298
holy shit

do it faggot
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>>677052372
That is a fucking nice cock. Got a snapchat?
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Bomb it desu
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>>677053298
YES
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>>677053298
Yes
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>>677053239
Roll
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>>677053298
Oh... oh yes. Do that
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>>677053239
You mean these ^^
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>>677053444
Gotta do it now op
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>>677053298
Would be based
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>>677053411
>>677053444
dubs and trips confirm, do it.
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>>677053549
OP is arrest
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>>677053444
Lord Trip McNeely of Tripoli has spoke, time for herr boner to get sour on some kraut cops.
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>>677053444
You heard the man, OP.
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>>677052372
No wonder the Jews immigrated to Germany, they saw the profit in fixing your fucked up cocks
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Der Kraut hängt die Wurst raus
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>>677053444
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>>677053239
nubs get
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>>677053312
Actually there is one pointing directly at me. Any german fag working on train security here? Am I fucked now?
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>>677051037
Turn yourself in sick fuck
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>>677053444
this
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>>677053804
Newfag
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>>677053433
dudiggydude
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>>677051765
put ur shlong away and behave
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OP have fun in jail, hope you don't get raped by a sand nigger
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Is OP arrest or a fag?
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cum on the seat
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OP on local news now
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and that's the last thing we heard about OP
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>>677051037
wait for a kid to walk by and get arrested
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>>677053901
fucked
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>>677053901
OP is arrest
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>>677053763
>Actually there is one pointing directly at me.
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>>677053433
Snapchat is Dudiggydude

Connection is bad on this track, sorry for some delay
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>>677053763
Da wird nur geschaut falls was passiert ist. Da sitzt keiner dahinter.
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>>677051838
This one
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>>677054115
Merica
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Cum as the cops walk past.
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>>677053763
no wonder why the police arrived
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>>677053763
Have fun in the pokey
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Fap on police
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C'mon cops, post here as a proof that you arrested OP.
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>>677054173
OP's fine.
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You wohnt geht arreted for this in Ger.
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>>677051037
fap in hand and handshake cops
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op is a fucking idiot. most public transportation has camera's. the police are likely there BECAUSE of op. rip faggot
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keine schulkinder im zug?
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>>677051037
Detonate the bomb.
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>>677054983
this
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>>677054994
fucking kek, let this be true
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>>677053239
Roll
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>>677055049
in normalen schulen ist schul start doch 8:00
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>>677054983
this
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max?
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>>677055730
no
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wo bist du hinnnn
got arrested wit ur dick out?
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>>677051037
Warum sitzt du im Regionalexpress und fappst dir einen?
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>>677053480
I fucking did it, but they didn't notice. A women >40 did see it though, didn't really show a reaction. Just came on the seat now. Photo will follow, cause no good connection right here.
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>>677051037
Farewell you glorious bastard!
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>>677055513
Und es sind Ferien
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>>677055049
Oh da war einer schneller und hat wohl gemerkt dass das der german_train ist
Obwohl sie diese Passagierwagen weltweit verkAUFEN
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>>677056338
This is why I never use public transport.
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>>677053239
Check em then.
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>>677056338
how did the cops not see???
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>>677056338
approach her and tell her if she likes german wieners
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cool, mach noch irgendwas mit den bullen um sie zu irritieren plz
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>>677056338
Hahaha, deshalb wechsele ich die Kleidugn wenn ich nach Hause komme.
>>677056386
Ach darum hängen die ganzen Kinder um 8 Uhr morgens im Steam und Origin wenn mein "Tag" gerade endet
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>>677053389
>plane

What is wrong with you, nigger?

>>677053731
kek
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Is your backpack made by Deuter ?
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>>677053444
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Today OP was not a fag.
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>>677056386
Wen du ferien hättest wärst du dann als schulkind um 9 Uhr wach ?
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Das ist nicht dein erster faden wo du sowas machst, nicht wahr? Aus welcher gegend kommst du?
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>>677055049
What do you mean, you talking about schoolchildren? I'm not a fucking perv, dude.
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>>677057525
Doch schon, war der erste heute. Komm aus Baden-Württemberg
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>>677056454
You also should never shake hands.
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where is OP. is he already arrested?
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>>677057770
Alles klar bleib so wie du bist, übrigens echt geiler penis du hast was gut bei mir wenn wir uns sehen no homo
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>>677053239
Check em and send a video of you doin it
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>>677056489
They were talking. I --> casually walked past them, and didn't flail it at them and then went on the toilet.
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>>677058053
Ist hier auch irgendeine deutsche Frau unterwegs, die Bock hat mit mir zusammen sowas zu machen?
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>>677058401
Wo fährst du eigentlich hin ?
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>>677058108
you sneaky bastard. I envy you.
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This is exactly why muslims are taking over your country lmao.
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>>677058711
Explain your logic, please.
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>>677058644
Zum Bodensee. Warum?
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>>677058989
Nur so
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>>67705907

Wohnst du in der Nähe?
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Scheiss Vesager. Du gehörst aus den Leben abgeschoben...
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Fucking piece of shit German, one of the worst countries in Europe. If I'd see someone do this, I'd stab him to death.
You're a degenerate.
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Du verfluchte Drecksau.
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>>677059578
Greece pls.
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>>677058711
We're not takingover anything and please stop talking about us.
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>>677053239
Do it faggot
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where has german op gone?
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>>677060018
>del
Maybe watch all pictures he did it
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German OP had to change to a faster Train. Too many people now. Why do people get angry about what I did? I didn't hurt anybody...
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Why are you still sitting next to a fresh cumshot ?
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>>677060018
i NEED to see cum on that train seat.
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>>677053239
let the cum flow. on to that seat.
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OP says goodbye. Thanks for the support
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>>677058989
Aus bawü? Bin aus nähe heidelberg/heilbronn.
Hätte bock was zu machen!
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>>677060504
>IC
>ICE
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>>677056338
Your spunk looks like creamy mushrooms soup. Not pointing out in a good way.
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>>677051037
yuo know that there are cameras in trains?
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>>677053298
I find German police officers really intimidating. I could never break a law in front of one cos I know he/she could break me with just a stare. Not sure if it's the whole of Germany but in Munich the officers there looked like the fucking army. Fuck that shit.
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Do what this guy did
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>>677055880
I bet it is
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>>677056338
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>>677051037
Fap
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>>677059078
Polizei call inc
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