Give me your worst
Say "If I was a giraffe, I would have a long neck."
"Jasmine huh? Reminds me of my ex. Shes in the river and I haven't been found guilty yet."
>>677043639
bump
"Hey, just wondering
Do you find dogs a turn on or a put off?
Also if you have some extra Nutella I could have that'd be awesome! I can't get off without it anymore."
She's pretty chill I guess
I have a cold.
'cause I'm sicker than your average nigger killer.
>>677044463
Say so that'd mean my nose is far away from your stinky tuna gash during intercourse
>>677044463
Me too. Wanna go see a movie with me?
Do you even english?
Okay now what /b/ros
>>677044463
Then you should love me, more than just emotionally!
>>677045074
You're such a faggot OP
>>677045074
your place? I'll bring a blanket and ben 'n' jerries ^^
>>677045320
roll
>>677045320
roll2
>>677045074
It's called deep in the pink, and the place would be my house
>>677045320
roll3
>>677045320
this
>>677045320
this2
>>677045416
Roll
>>677045320
Roll. This will get you laid.
>>677045416
Roll2
>>677045416
Roll3,000
>>677045555
Checked nice quads
>>677045416
Roll4
>>677045555
quads never lie
>>677045416
Roll5
>>677045416
Roll10
>>677045555
checked
She's into it, get me laid
>>677045367
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>>677045521
>>677045555
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>>677045943
>rolling
>not even a roll thread
god you fags are helpless....
>>677046197
the more important question is; where should I be?
>>677046197
i am right next door
>>677046197
Deliver nudes OP
>>677046248
Go die you neckbeard lil bitch
>>677046307
roll
>>677046248
newfag
>>677046307
roll2
>>677046248
kek
>>677046197
wtf this chick is keen for the d
>>677046511
wasted dubs
>>677046307
roll for this
>>677046197
No lie, idc about gets, just give her your address and a time. Something like
223 street street, see you at 8? ;)
>>677046197
She could be a catfish. Ask for a time stamped picture of her
>>677046566
>>677046511
FUCKING WASTED
roll for this >>677046307
>>677046633
timestamp and tittis
>>677046307
rollz
>>677046402
>newfags
you guys so new, can't even read op's post properly
>Give me your worst
>invisible (roll dubs)
>>677046992
how about stfu
>>677046307
roll
>>677047248
no.
>tells me to shut up
>is typing
>not making sounds with my mouth
"Only I don't think I'll be paying attention to the movie"
When she asks why answer with: cause I'll be looking at your pretty face.
>>677046307
R O L L
U want sum fuk bby?
holy shit .... is this so easy at your place or do you look like Christiano Ronaldo? In Germany you need at least 3 days of writing before a woman decides about meeting you. If you get pussy then is another story. Most of the german girls are fucking prudish and hope to find their big love on tinder
>>677047443
Eh, kinda cringey.
>>677047443
Are you gay?
>>677047398
salty anon is salty
Shut the fuck up about new fags and get us a fucking update
I'll just ask her that anyway
OP is kill
What's your favorite quentin tarantino movie. Mines mama mia
>>677046307
rolllll
>>677046248
Roll
>>677046307
only real answer
roll
>>677047729
reroll
nigger faggot jew
>>677047443
>cringe
>>677047797
reeeeeroll
>>677047729
rollthis
>>677047443
found the fucking beta
>>not making sounds with my mouth
You sound like the kids that would get the shit kicked out of them in highschool because they always have an irrelevant and condescending comment after they lost an argument. Stfu faggot. Kys
>>677047966
Win roar
Don't be selfish, you have that body your whole life, I just want it one night
>>677048052
>can't even reply to post properly
literally who?
>>677046197
Anon pls....
Do you like dads? Mine is cuddly and likes to lick your feet when you feel alone?
>>677048275
Reroll
OP has abandoned us
>>677048509
Rollll
At home, have you seen this one?
Is it okay if I invite my friend Tyrone? Me and him have this thing where we like to tag team white girls with small tits, you know where you gargle our cum together and spit it into his mouth.
>>677048566
Check 'm fags
>>677048677
AGAIN, CHECK 'M FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>677048650
Roll
>>677048677
Double
Dubs
Talks
>>677048766
AGIAN, HAHAHAHA OMFG CHECK 'M FAGGOTS
>>677048773
Roll!!
>>677048677
>>677048766
>>677048566
Jesus let this be the one
DID OP DIED?!?!?!?!
>>677049075
He kill
>>677049127
>>677049075
No, he is Netflix and Chill
Op dieded
he went to get ben n jerries
>>677049775
kek'd
Jon? what are you doing on 4chan
How about sending me a picture of your asshole :-)
Send this pic
>Even OP can get laid
>>677047573
hahaha man ich war so entsezt als ich zum ersten mal in Amerika war. Man wir verpassen hier ne menge...