Nz/New Zealand thread.
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Nz/New Zealand thread.
welly reportin in of course
>>677046846
Hikoi of hope checking in
>>677047462
>>677047654
Thank you.
>>677046846
seems to me its a bit early bros
>>677048171
Not early, right on time.
I actually really want to help North Korea become great.
>>677048300
okay then. lets watch.
ugh. drunk. you know how you're not supposed to text that person. I so did
>>677048448
What did you say?
thread is early and won't last
hamilton reporting in, lonely asf and need company
That feel when a girl at work snaps you her tits and you can't fuck her because she's married and your gfs friend. Welcome to my Friday
>>677048638
>lonely asf and need company
Would you cuddle another boy?
>>677048757
i could consider it, where abouts are you?
>>677048448
nothin stupid, i just initiated contact. isn't that what you're not supposed to do?
Whose ready for the rain?
yoyo Christchurch reporting
Who's drinking tonight?
Mandatory: more Joshie butt pics please
>>677048909
Waikato.
r c cute
>>677048964
ready and waiting
>>677049086
am i cute? well idk i guess that depends on what you think is cute or not
where abouts in waikato?
>>677049245
>where abouts in waikato?
Waikato.
>>677049045
welly drinking. will have to fill up in a min and have a smoke lol
>>677049506
forget i asked
waitin for the welly bros to come on bored asf
Why are IDs even gone?
>>677049512
lol about to smoke up myself.
What you drinking? Mixing whatever cider I have around with vodka and lemon slices. Unsure if this plane of existence is worth staying on
>>677046846
Greetings from the capital.
>>677050093
where bouts ma bro
Yo yo gizzy reporting in
>>677050070
red wine that the boss gave me for doing well this week lol not complaining. saved a trip to the liquor store.
wtf why. stop. just drink it separate you loon
>>677048638
Well your first problem is being in Hamilton.
Have some ass.
>>677050189
Karori.
You?
>>677049045
yeah mate on it!
>>677050367
Nah man, Vodka like most spirits tastes like garbage and cider isn't strong enough. They actually go well together, can't even taste the vodka. Granted I have ice and some lemon slices mixed in. This buckie about to hit the spot
>>677050527
Berhampore ma nigger.
>>677050414
yea it doesn't help that's for sure
>>677050618
fair enough i will remember that ever i be in a fix. no weed for me cuz quit just before xmas haven't had it since. not to say i wouldn't say no, shit just bad for ma cash monies hahaha
>tfw friday and no qt3.14 butthole to sniff
>>677050839
this
>>677050132
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember some dude admitting that he just found a random asian stuff.co.nz writer or something and posted him fooling people in thinking that idbro got doxxed
Who wants to see a picture of my girlfriends dick?
>>677051231
Lol what a good memory.
>I was the one who did that
Here
>>677050631
Nice.
Fucking rain and shit.
>>677051284
Oh oh, me :)
>>677051429
yeah fucking ae. was considering going out. stayed home and got pissed instead and it's only quarter to 8 fuck me
Kia ora whanau
>>677051626
That you diabetus?
>>677048696
pics or it didn't happen
>>677051674
Tēnā koe e hoa
>>677051717
no my friend, not today
kiaora tatou. otepoti reporting in. here is the waiata of my people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U19NsXIfdQM
>>677050132
looking smug as fuck.
classssss
Tauranga here
>>677048696
post pics, fag
>>677052007
wtf?? how long has there been a song about dunners?
>>677052165
standard kiwi brunch
>>677052211
Not a real place.
thread is already dead. well done nz fags
just outside of Auckland, south brisbane
>>677052696
Shut the fuck up.
>>677052696
Drop it ok??
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>677053141
haere mai fellow otepoti brethren
>>677053141
Oh, fuck, it's you.
>>677053141
BABE!
bumb
>>677053334
Thank you for the warmest welcome, fam!
>>677053458
Why are you here? Get out
>>677053502
Bby!
>>677053688
That mouth looks like a bum hole.
>tfw really want to lick Dunner's hot hole.
wulolol
>>677053880
That's really gay, gaynazi
Dunners reporting.
Sticking to the tea this evening, I reckon.
>>677052007
Otepoti? How cultural. What's up?
>>677053141
Hey mate!
>>677054055
>tfw not him
any welly /b/ros on tonight
>>677054077
you dun goofed with the gin buddy
chch here
>>677054252
Ten out of fucking ten.
>>677054313
Yeah, that wasn't so bueno.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
pissin off my neighbors and flattie with a mix of nigger tunes and rock metal allll dayyy and night. fun times
>>677054055
I'm not gay though.
dumb
6011 checkin in . PANHEAD APA goin down .
>>677046846
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam
>>677057069
Nice pic
CouchBro reporting
>>677057239
Shooped
>>677055885
is that you playing that shitting rumbling bass crap all day. i'm about to call noise complaint on your ass
>>677057069
if only there were real nudes of kim
>>677057511
hahahaha no i been at work all day. switched this shit on like half 5? where you?
>>677057665
THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
>>677057726
dunedin
>>677057665
apparently she'ss nude in a movie called deathgasm
>>677057924
downloading now
>>677057908
>Good mileage
Fuck, I need all the help I can get. MERCI, TWINGO!
thread dying much
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>677058753
Only the true losers remain on a Friday night, and we're all too socially retarded to make conversation
CPR
>>677052211
sup faggot
what district
9
>>677058923
sheeeeet, that is hawt. would love to suck those nips all nite
>>677058876
i'm sorry
just too drunk to go to town and also its rainy
>>677059150
Nah, it's all g.
Pre-gamed too hard, ow.
>>677057908
merci twingo
>>677059345
not even ow
>be me
<shower
>moisturize
>straighten hair
>wine was too much of my friend
duendin here, guess i better report
work tomorrow fml. its 9pm already. gin is too far away. birthday on sunday and nothing to do and no oen to hang with kill when
The usual, any weed in Nelson, paying top $$$$
these threadsa re stilla fuckin thing?
>Christchurch
Fuck i'm a bit late
>>677060696
Forever and always desu
>>677060840
nah m8, thread was just way early
>>677048376
this
>>677060911
>thread was just way early
fuk
p
>>677060696
Its not really you is it?
>>677060696
>>677061049
samefag
Chch here
waiting for a 10/10 to finish everything off
Please god, send help and kill everyone/destroy it all
I've been lurking these nz threads for a while now and this is what I've picked up
Why are IDs even gone?
whr2buy weed in Xtown
I'm coming 2 nz what 2 expect
NZ thread, posts Australian flag
Bong and Milo
any1 got nz nudes?
IDbro RIP
Maori NZ flag design
Chink pics
n8
Joshie
Ravi here
Anyone else read NZ as Nazi?
These threads suck now
Newfags made the thread wrong
This is the script for every NZ thread
so, turns out mr skin is wrong. kim isn't nude in deathgasm.
>>677060696
>>677061512
fuck off cunt
>>677061512
>Bong and Milo
Old pasta
>>677052211
ayy where abouts in Tauranga bruh?
well I'm shocked
>>677061720
>Tauranga bruh
Tauranga bruh ayy.
>>677061902
noice. veiny titty and smelly cunt lacey
>>677061902
damn
The fuck is this m9's?
Chch fag. Can anyone hook a bro up with some green ?
Anyone want to grab a beer?
Been off your coast beautiful country.
>>677062167
nice shop. wish i could have seen her stage show where she was actually nude
>>677062381
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sunday-news/latest-edition/2838118/Soap-stunners-naked-ambition
>>677062381
no shit ?!
>>677061902
More Dunedin nudes please
>>677062071
Child pornography m8
CP = cornporn
>>677062664
so do you have a 4chan pass or not?
Any Auckland Nudes?
Auckland reporting in.
>>677062466
Yeah I always thought she was a dirty girl - she got pretty naughty on Shorty back in the day BDSM stuff. Always loved the titties, so hot, would have gone to the play for sure had I known.
>>677062199
>and I'll throw in some green text for free
>>677063144
no, i do not have a 4chan pass
why the fuck you keep asking
>>677062199
> Asking for drugs on /b/...
> facepalm.jpg
>>677063427
cause fuck having to do the captcha every post
>>677063465
some more green text for the drugo
>>677063175
You can't be from Auckland, right?
icloud
[email protected]
pass Azerty1995
check out her pictures
>>677061512
add the woop woop and daily reminder that nude fags are cancer to your list
>>677063485
if you do them enough you begin to notice patterns and it gets pretty easy
>>677061924
YO dude no way me 2
>>677063869
just post them here cunt
>>677063869
Doesn't work?
>>677064056
nah
Anyone know ariane smith from new plymouth?
>>677054111
thanks for the posts that are relevant to our counrty
Sup fagits
0624 reporting. Hopefully this weekend won't be too rainy
How's the weather in Auckland/Hamilton?
>>677064917
shit and cold in auck. how is it where u r
>>677064917
fucking cold and drizzly
first time i've been able to wear a hoody for more than an hour since mid last year
>>677065001
>how is it where u r
Waiting for the massive storm the north is meant to be getting.
>>677065015
Damn.
kate steele nudes?
could be worse i guess
could be hot weather
hamilton reporting in
>>677061512
>Joshie
a great shag indeed
>>677066331
tell us more
Bruh.
>>677065870
sup fellow tron fag
have some brrrrttttt
>>677066477
Which one of the following artist/bands would you choose to listen to live?
John Lennon
Tame Impala
Talking Heads
The Smiths
Led Zeppelin
>>677067556
none because it would involve leaving the house
Can't believe you fags didn't change your flag.
>>677067640
That wasn't an option sorry, try again in a few minutes
auto update frozen?
>>677068111
this image gets smaller every time i see it
>>677046846
Hi N.Z. , how things are in your country ? same shit as here in Europe ? goverment's wise i mean .
In the other hand do you have many muslim immigrants over there or overall because where u are located is hard for unwanted people landig on your shore ?
Anyway , i always wonder about N.Z. anyone that i know that went there to visit friend or relative they never come back , there is some sort of magnete there :) what is that ?
All the best
who watches one punch man?
>>677067556
In order
Talking Heads > The Smiths > Tame Impala > John Lennon > Led Zeppelin
>>677068300
the south pole is quite near, it may be that
>>677069144
About 9-11
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But I don't have any desperate measures myself...may be someone else?
>>677069724
11-9 you mean. we dont do dates fucking backwards
>>677057807
Indians on facebook in a nutshell.
>nice click
>gud look
>nice luk m8
>sex look
>mm nice glass eyes
>cool look bro
>dats the cool
>>677070085
who is the girl second from the left?
dem twin 30mm flak cannons
Thanks for all the Indians Don key. Keep those immigration laws loose m8. We know you're trying to get everyone offshore to like you.
But see here mr. key, we are sick of all the god damn indians. So while you've been trying to get on the good side of one of the most selfish races on earth they are literally coming here to steal new zealand and make it new india. God forbid any white man say otherwise and get labelled a racist.
Thanks don key for making yourself look good. It might have just cost you your own fucking country you fuckwit.
alright i'm done, i'll let the thread die now
>>677054189
reporting in late sir
THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING INDIANS
>>677071417
Yayyy, so excited -.-
DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT FROM INDIANS. IF THEY SMACK TALK YOU JUST SMACK THEIR FACE RIGHT OFF AND SAY FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR MUD HUT YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!
BE A TIDY KIWI AND KEEP NZ CLEAN!
Anyone here been v&?
>>677071417
>nudes.
can you read..
>>677071645
Thinks indians are a problem, pacific quota is the true threat
>>677073597
MOAR
>>677073597
>>677074743
disappointing tits.
