>anon p-please give me my clothes back...
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>anon p-please give me my clothes back...
Ok
>>678347243
fuck no your way better decoration that way
ok
sure why not
No?
>>678347243
Alright.
>>678347477
Dubs wins it. She got her clothes back, but she looks mad!
>>678347726
M8 I have a shotgun
>>678347726
take them back off?
>>678347726
Aye girl you like micropenis? Well have I got a surprise for you
>>678347726
Im keeping her socks and shoes no matter how mad she is
name o link????
>>678347726
Wanna fuck me in the ass? Trust me it's super tight.
now get out of here b4 i call the cops
>>678347726
ahh no be like that sweety, what do i have to do for you to take them back of?
you look so kawaii that way
>>678347726
Sorry for stealing your clothes. I just wanted something to remind me of you, because I know a guy like me could never be with a girl like you.
>>678347243
TFW my ex has this figure.
>>678347726
*Holds gun up to my head*
Should I do an hero?
>>678347726
i just wantet to celebrate the second susessfull space x launch with a victory fuck arent you getting exyited from another win for humanity?
>>678348405
Proof.
>>678347726
Please don't hurt me .I know you want to kick my ass but please don't.
>>678347726
Oh yeah? IT'S MORPHING TIME!
DRAGONZORD!
>>678348634
>>678347726
If it makes you feel any better, you can take off my clothes
>>678347508
Holy fucking fuck, sauce?
>>678347726
Who the FUCK do you think you're messing with?
>>678348777
777 GET
>>678348777
nice alpha tripps
>>678348777
KUNG FURY WITH THE TRIPS
nice get
>>678348195
Good man. She has sexy little feet.
>>678348758
We need a straight on shot not sideways
get on with it op
>>678348758
thats impossible
>>678348758
Not bad.
>>678349197
>>678348777
TRIPSSSSS
>>678349288
Nah just a beauty of nature.
>>678349288
whats imposible about fake ass tits?
>>678349485
All natural mate, from England not 'Murica.
>>678347243
>>678347726
What anime?
>>678349567
right
>>678349357
She could use thicker legs but not bad. You weren't lying.
one round and op already abandons it? thats some weak shit, low fucking energy man
>>678348777
She calmed down and changed into something more appropriate. She doesn't want anymore trouble just don't do it again.
>>678350133
What anime?
>>678349710
>1456812390118.png
Ran-Sem Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori - Episode 01
>>678350133
so then whats for dinner mum?
>>678347243
I'll give it to ya. First I want you to lick my cum on the floor. Then put this collar on while I walk around the village. Thirsty? Drink my urine while I pee on you. Now I want you have sex with my dog while I take a picture of you doing it. Now I'm gonna post this on social media and tell them you're a slut. OK now here's your clothes. Now you're gonna address me as your master and I shall call you a dirty pig you cunt
>>678350270
holy fucking shit dude
>>678350353
cocain is one hell of a drug
I show her my collection of my little pony action figures.
so now that this is over what should we do for the rest of our maridge night?
find and murder any animals she has, leaving the chunks around her property for her to find. the heads go in her shoes.
>>678350492
>>678350270
Dude just why....
you have to eat all the eggs
you know this way i will never be able to propperly pimp you
>>678350220
http://watchhentaistream.com/Ran-Sem-Hakudaku-Delmo-Tsuma-no-Miira-Tori/Episode-1/
> says fuck it
> goes to his room
> starts to franticly mastubate
>>678350133
cum in her eyes
you know i never got you name
> hopes the ruffies will kick in soon
>>678347243
dude there are to few people to let dubs decide
>>678350133
so then whats you stance on feminism?
> pulls out phone
thats what my sister thinks
>>678348773
I second this
well this thread is dead
is it the wrong board or the wrong time or just no one giving a fuck?
Take penis out and masturbate
>>678347243
why should i care
youre just gonna call me a pig again
go get your own clothes back
>>678351599
well i just wasted my dubs
>>678350133
Bring her a bowl of eggs.
Take off all her clothes except her panties
>>678351733
Absolutely rekt
>>678351733
Lel
>>678351980
THIS PLEASE
>>678351987
>>678351987
well that was funny
so what would you do for a clawndike bar?
Rap to her
Rape her
>>678352099
Winrar
>>678352877
WINRAR
>>678352822
Sauce?
>>678351657
Is the little pig still angry? adorable.
>>678352877
Winner
>>678352822
>>678352444
She seems open to suggestions. She enjoys sweets.
Call her a nigger
>>678353514
get angry at her for not answering the question
>>678353594
Reroll
>>678353514
Slowly go up to her, and ask her out- very nervously.
>>678353514
want something to drink?
>tries to spike her drink
>>678353514
Sweets are bad for you. Don't eat them
Grope her
>>678354182
Roll
>>678353514
I put a box on her head and run into the local armoury.
>>678353514
man this is boring we have known eatch other for like what 5 months now, dates for 2 and you havent even seen me naked yet.
you know what lets change that
>takes of clothes tries to get her a wiff of the tiger hormones you put on earlier
>>678353514
the clawndike bar is yours if you can find it
>>678354675
to late dubs already decidet that we will loot the armory
>>678352986
Sexual Pursuit 1
>>678349205
That's amazing
>>678349205
once more, get on with it
>>678347243
So is this whole thread just OP samefagging or what?
There's no way one image of a hentai character could get 103 replies unless everyone on /b/ is fucking retarded and don't know how to google image search...
>>678354422
Your confusing and ridiculous behavior has tired her so she has decided to leave.
>>678355642
She's from a hentai come on OP just give us the fucking tittle for the hentai
>>678355733
It's ran sem you stupid fucking retard.
>>678354792
very well, we will use them to further investigate the clawndike affair. do not relent.
>>678355617
never heard of roleplay faggot?
you shoot yourself
>>678355812
What I hardly watch hentai anymore.
>>678355995
reroll off by 4
>>678355642
grab her in a chockhold and chock the bitch out
>>678355642
I challenge the general at the local armoury to a duel, win, gain power over the army, ask her if she wants to help me put all the reactionaries and revisionists in gulags, and ask her to help me build 700,000 bunkers across the face of Albania.
>>678356064
re roll
>>678356110
Roll
>>678356126
ROLL LAST TIME
I secretly coated her shoes in cum so now she slips and falls on the ground
pranked
>>678355642
go all male yandere on her and shut the door before she can leave with a wierd smile on your face
>>678356188
WIN ALLAH AKBAR
>>678356110
rolling
>>678353514
Who is that
>>678356110
forgot pic
>>678356188
guess thats that
>>678348777
Epic
>>678356377
Google it or look in the thread you obese nigger
>>678350133
I want to be her slave
>>678355642
convince her to stay for no reason.
with cardboard box on head.
>>678356188
>>678356188
>>678356188
>>678356188
>>678356188
WIN TIME FOR SUICIDE
>>678347243
Reminds me of pic related
>>678355642
vomit on the floor
>>678356693
reroll
>>678356745
ok, it's a no go
vomit under the floor then
>>678356830
vomit on the wall?
>>678356875
inside the wall
>>678356745
>
>>678356188
we have winrar already
>>678356908
on the ceiling.
>>678356912
Yeah but the winrar is a retarded suicide one that only middle schoolars post
damn tried to fing the webm where that one nigger shootsd himself after his girl left, would have fit perfectly
>>678356989
go outside and vomit on roof?
>>678356110
Roll
>>678356110
Again
>>678356188
Game over.
>>678357078
OK, just claim that you're ABOUT TO vomit on the floor and insist you need her to stay and take care of you
rape her
tell her how you are a navy seal
tell her about how you are a navy seal
well we raised one flag with her not bad for a first noob run
>>678356110
check em
>>678357211
Come on, right?
If anime girls won't take care of you when you're sick, who else will?
oh yea for op what happend
>>678356188
>>678356126
>>678356064
>>678355995
he shoots himself
>>678348773
>>678349024
>>678351510
goes by "specialmoons" on tumblr. Older stuff under the name "thatspecialsweets"
>>678347243
give the game over then start a new one op
and please post the new one in here this was fun
>>678358317
the new thread i mean
>>678347508
I was expecting the spanish inquisition
>>678358868
I can't believe you guys couldn't fuck her. So disappointed.
>>678359028
what can we say dups and trips desided
lets try again ands se where we can get this time
>>678359028
nobody cares
