It fucking stinks
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It fucking stinks
nigga clean dat shit
you know what else stinks? your mumma
>>678347560
Well, and it should. So there's nothing wrong with it
>>678347560
I wanna suck that clean
>>678347560
at least try avoiding image search hits next time you faggot
Put that on a cracker
I wanna smell that...
To get rid of it:
>get some coper coins
>get a jar and put 2 table spoons of salt in it.
>add 1 table spoon of baking soda.
>get amonia from bathroom cleaners (any brand)
>pour it in the jar till it's 2/3 full.
>add loundry bleach till you have a good 3 centimeters left
> add copper coins
> start blowing in it with straw, will become pastey after blowing your longs out for a while.
> put dick in for 10 minutes, do this once a day for 5 days
> ???kill???
> profit.
>>678350795
Don't. This kills you!
>>678347560
I can smell that from here
how would you even get rid of that 0.o
Dickcheese.!
/R/ing
webm of some asian chick eating the worst dickcheese in history of dickcheese
Dont let me down /b/
Wow you have a beautiful smile It will be enjoyable to annihilate it with my gigantic dyke spike You can go right ahead and hump my butthole, you nasty heap of fucking shit I will thump you square in your rotting snackaterium, you bloated prick I will buttfuck you so relentlessly that your room will smell for decades When compared to you, getting fisted by a bear isn't really that bad Why on earth do you smell like dogshit, did you move in with tubgirl? Fuck you with a post digger Why don't you come here and suck man batter from my chocolate starfish, you raunchy twat You have diabetes. Never fear though, it's not the end of the world. You're also going to die You're the first son of a bitch I've ever yearned to electrocute I will fuck you so spitefully that your living room will smell for hours In a couple weeks, I can definitely see you thrusting a janitor in an empty warehouse for giggles, you cheerless shitlord You are gross, filthy, retarded, you reek and everyone wishes you would just die Your brother says that your turn-ons are backdoor licking and klondike bars Eat shit, you unpopular shitwanker Run along and chug a tub of cocksmilk, you douche We should meet up next week, it's legendary to see someone with so many future health problems Eat a platter of gorilla dicks I pray that a guy in overalls rapes you in public, you christian bush comber Just so we're clear, you have lost the ability to solve simple problems. It's likely because you have dendrophilia I will kill you if you don't shut your dysfunctional yap, you retarded douche knuckle Please slurp a bucket of spunk, you whore You are motherfucking hideous and you smell like smegma Your Mom says your turn-ons are camel touching and fecal sex I just farted a chunk of ping pong paddle out of my huge cunt and it looked kind of like you I wake up every morning hoping that you suffocate on a vibrating cock, you jenkem huffing cocksucker I heard the only fucking you get is from your pillow. smegma licker.
Cringe thread
>>678347560
Jesus Christ OP, get your shit together.
>>678347560
wow look at all the rotted jizz, that guy needs to learn how to take a shower
I am interedted in what his pee bottle collection must look like
you can tell he doesnt even use jizz rags so he wouldn't have any of those
>>678347560
Have you tried fucking bathing you autismo?
>>678347560
JUST FUCKING CLEAN YOUR DICK! WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD? YOU RINSE IT, EVERYDAY, IN THE SHOWER OR IN THE SINK.
fucking faggot...
you can see the dried crusty cum on his shaft hahaha gross
>>678351497
http://efukt.com/20872_Smegma_Makes_Her_Gag.html
>>678352498
lool thats just cream cheese
all porno fake af
>>678350935
shhh.
>>678347560
>>678350795
Hoydrochloric acid, right?
>>678353129
hey bain.
>>678350795
This really works, I tried it before and I had the same situation you have!
>followed instructions
>passed out
>get put in ICU
>wake up 2 days later, my dick was fresh and clean
>>678353295
Huh?
>>678349626
Really?!
>>678350795
kek'd
>>678347560
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
NO DICK THREADS
>>678353467
its a line from payday 2 spammed by bain on some missions.
>>678347560
>>678347560
>>678353492
only an absolute retard would make the crystals..faggot deserved what he got.
ITT: Smegma on uncut dicks
Honest question, is there any alternative do cleaning your dick with a cloth+soap? I have extremely sensitive skin, and my dick happens to be extremely sensitive too. Most cloths and towels are too rough or whatever, and just running water + soap doesn't clean it enough. I've been too embarrassed to ask anywhere else, so if anyone gives and honest answer, ty...
>>678347560
Better grab some brillo and paint remover, put some elbow into it too.
>>678347560
uncut dick with shitty hygiene problems
>>678352498
thnx bro
>>678351585
which person is cringe
>>678354625
dafuq nigger listen here
Every morning when you shower, which I hope you do everyday, as you soap up everything make sure to include your dick, that means under foreskin and everything if you got that.
Then you wash it off with the showerhead on full fucking force, that part sounds like you might need to get used to though.
Just use a weak stream first and work your way up, dont just let the water do the work though, you need to get a bit physical to make sure it's all clean.
And voila, you got a nice clean dick.
No need for a fucking cloth either.
>>678354672
I think the problem here is that the person the dick is attached to is a disgusting piece of shit, not that he didn't had a part of his genitalia cut off when he was a toddler.
>>678351585
Thats rage
>>678355527
I shower everyday, just my main problem is the sensitivity. But I can try that, thanks man.
>>678350795
i have only read the first line and i bet this is the thing with bleach and ammonia
>>678347560
How the fuck do you do that OP?
I went camping for 10 days, smelled rank, and had some real natural BO smell. But even then with out a shower and lots of activity I didn't end up with dick cheese.
>>678347560
What's wrong with you mate wth wtf
>>678352361
>OR IN THE SINK
If you honestly do this instead of just taking a shower at the same time, I think i just found a faggot, and it aint OP
>>678350935
>This kills the man
>>678347560
When I was a kid I used to pinch the tip of my foreskin so no spunk would leek out when I was older and my penis was fully developed I pulled back the foreskin and it looked a bit like this, I fucking screamed
>>678347560
You have eczema on your dick, too? It's a real BITCH, isn't it?
>>678356247
Daily wanking on uncut faggot dick and the bigger prick it's attached to, doesn't know how to wash.
Wash that shit! , you fucking disgusting
