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At a mall. 8 decides

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At a mall. 8 decides
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Is that the auto mall?
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tan foran ?
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Get a gun and shoot it up
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>>678353134
This
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>>678353016
got a backpack? throw it in a crowd and shout allah akbar. dont forget to webm
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>>678353016
take your dick out. Go order a chocolate sundae with sprinkles from DQ. insert dick into sundae walk back to table.
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>>678353123
It's the north gate mall in North bay, Ontario
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...are you the guy near that Wet Floor sign?
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Enjoy your day ^.^
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Streak through mall
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take a piss... right where you are standing
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Wipe your dick on the nearest woman
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>>678353016
Shit on the floor
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>>678353390
Im sitting on a bench beside some photo booths
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Get an ice cream cone
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Put your entire head in the DQ deep fryer. Then casually order a large oreo blizzard.
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Buy a smoothie for someone :)
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>>678353714
re roll
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>>678353016
Wrap your head with your shirt and hell allahu ackbar
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Shit on someones meal
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go to DQ
buy a blizzard
drop trou
start stuffing blizzard into your ass
while yelling "when i eat a klondike, its like a blizzard in my colon!!"
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Buy model rocket and set it off in food court
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take your pants off and run around, then start fucking the nearest cash register. Proceed to shit on the floor after and roll around in your mess
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>>678353778
wasted for gay shit he wont do anyways. public urination now! bonus points for pissing on some random chicks leg
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>>678353016
Vomit on the table
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>>678353778
winrar

get ready for pain OP
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>>678353778
Oh oh....
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Cum on your hands and rub it all over a table then admit in shame to the parents of the closest nearby family that you made a mess over their child.
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Yell at an old man that you're a freak of nature and then pull down your pants.
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go to DQ and order a blizzard
take out your cock
stick it in the Blizzard
start running
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film yourself kissing the dude with the orange hoodie
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Buy the first 10 chicks you see ice cream.
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>>678353016
Order a large blizzard with every topping.
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>>678353851
>>678354287
we are on the same page anon
all about that violating yourself with a DQ blizzard life
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>>678353778
I can't do that since I'd probably won't able to see with my eyelids melted shut faggot
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>>678353016
walk up to that sexy guy in the suit towards the right and offer to blow him
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streak completely naked
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>>678354138
MOTHERCUCKER
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Start talking about Donald Trump out loud to yourself.
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BUY A DQ BLIZZARD
AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYONE
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>>678354443
re roll
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>>678353134
Rollin
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Ask the Dairy Queen cashier that you want a butterfinger blizzard with no ice cream, but with a hot dog instead.
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Go up to the nearest couple and start stroking the chicks hair, when the guy gets angry yell in his face it was just a prank
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>>678354587
>>678354443

rolloroni
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Take a creep shot of some cute Loli and post
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Buy those kids sitting to your left some french fries and make small talk.
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>>678353134
>>678353264
4+4 is 8. Deliver op
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>>678354707
fucking keep getting 7
roll again
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slip on water on floor

> collect millions
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>>678354621
roll
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>>678354786
rollororor
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Get in line at Orange Julius, wait until it is your turn and just stand there holding up the line.
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>>678354825
kek
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put your dick on the counter of DQ and ask the cashier if it's acceptable payment.
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>>678354921
trying again.
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>>678354999
check em
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>>678354985
reroll
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Buy a coke
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>>678353016
Scream at the top of your lungs "STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG"
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>>678355078
oh gawd dammit
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Tell DQ worker they are pretty. man or woman
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>>678354985
dew et
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>>678354870
>>678354786
>>678354707
>>678354587
>>678354443
rolloso
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>>678354999
Trips, I checked em ;)
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>>678355078
winrar
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>>678355197
Fucking 7's god rape me
rolling again
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>>678355078
Weiner
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>>678355218
noooooo do this instead
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>>678355078
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT A WIENER
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>>678355310
>>678355197
hitler rolled nothing
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>>678353016
punch the dude on the right
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>>678355467
>>678355197
>>678354707
>>678354587
bullshit i should have won
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my quints say you shit yourself, get your hands in there and then smear it all over your table
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>>678355078
Dat get
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>>678355589
faaaaak
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