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Admit it /b/

Missouri is literally the worst fucking state in America

> Meth capital of the world
> Inbred horse fuckers
> Niggers at every turn

Prove me wrong
Inb4 You fucking can't
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Can confirm meth and inbred horse fuckers, but my town only has like 3 niggers
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>>678420214
You think Missouri is bad? I raise you Nebraska
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Kansas reporting in.
Fuck Misery, they really suck horse balls
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if this is meant to be b8 you fail because everyone knows this is fucking true
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>>678420214
>>678420548
Cam confirm both of you are out of your league compared to fucking Montana. Holy jumping shit fucks is this state awful
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>>678420548
Nebraska has nothing on Missouri in the Meth head department bud
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>>678421351
Poorfag here, I've never left Texas. If anyone's been to Houston you know the nigger and spick saturation here, it's a fucking cesspool. Where can I go where there are very few niggers
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There aren't many niggers outside of East St Louis
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>>678421948
East STL is in Illinois anyway
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>>678420214
Missouri fag here can confirm
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>>678420214
Florida got heroin and prescription pills. and an endless supply of Puerto Ricans... they are the Sicilians of the Hispanic world.
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>>678421703
Chernobyl
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>>678420214
>inbred horse fuckers
explain
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>>678420214
Oregon is worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeMlMfFilu0
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>>678422548
Dad fucks daughter..Sister fucks brother..whole family fucks horses. Keep up fag
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>>678420214
Looks like someone is a self hating jew. Lucky for you they all reside across stte line in Johnson County Kansas. Kiss the ring bitch.
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>>678422061
I hate it here in Illinois
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>>678420214
i love the food . and you see people of all types being in the middle. but theres too many angry stupid niggers and heroin addicts and they are spilling out of saint louis like roaches
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>>678423225
Is horsefucking a bad thing?
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>>678421351
Montana is huge and beautiful.

How can you even compare that to middle America?
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>>678420214
> Inbred horse fuckers
has less farmland than lots of other states.
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Doing just fine here in KC
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>>678423500
Dubs confirms illinois is trash
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Fuck you. North Dakota is worst
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>>678423598
Kek
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>>678423598
Not if you enjoy living with fucking Centaurs
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>>678420214
>Missouri
>Not America
nice copynpasta m8
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You think misery is bad try Leavenworth ks
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>>678424135
But you can't impregnate a mare.
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>>678424796
>misery
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>>678424826
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>>678424933
Methdependence, misery
Independence , Missouri
=/=
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>>678422453
Can confirm, Florida is aids-tier. I'd rather kill six million Jews and seven million non-Jews every day for the rest of my life than live in Florida for another few years.
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>>678420214
Try living in Illinois. Especially the Chicagoland area.
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>>678425114
At least admit it.
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>>678425201
kek
thanks for explanation.
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>>678425736
It's a fucking fact that humans can't impregnate horses. Does that satisfy your lust to be right?
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>>678424005
>Fuck you. North Dakota is worst

I mean it's cold and the cops are dicks but at least all the bad drugs are confined to the reservations and there are only like 4 niggers in the whole state
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>>678426153
It certainly does
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Missouri isn't the fucking worst state because The Viper, Randy Orton is from there
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>>678420214
Michigan wins only because of detroit
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I live in Michigan and I can say it's not horrible but it's not good by any means. Best part of all is I live in a county where it is like 99% white. Goddamn. I love it here. Only downfall is the fucking drugs are everywhere
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>>678420214

I drove through Missouri and stayed over a night in some small town. Shit was dope, fun people and good music, had a pretty nuts rockabilly show
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417 checking in
Anyone wanna do some meth?
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Or...
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>>678420214
i've been to many of the us states, and nothing has come close to being as shitty as arkansas
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Indiana is aids. Imagine a group of hillbillys who drive almost as slow as they think. Wish we could purge states as such
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>>678426901
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Funny.....I live in Independence.....been here for decades.....I remember when meth was a thing in the late 90s......not so much now......that is backwoods shit now around here....granted we have a few......but nothing like when I was dealing back then.
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>>678427275
Fucking finally!!!!
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>>678427534
you're writing like youre on fucking meth right now
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>>678427705
Nope....never did meth....just sold it.....had people "test" it.
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>>678428412
You sound like a trustworthy guy. Please continue
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>>678428412
any stories?
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Live in Columbia Missouri. I've been all around this state north to south and east to west and can tell you I'd rather live in fucking New York at this point. Hate it here.

Also here's a pic of a random slut from my town
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I find Missouri to be the most mixed bag of people of any state. not so bad imo.
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WTF? Why is this even a thread?
> x is better than y
But there is no y?
>I'm rubber and you're glue...
In two hours, when you kids junk out /b/ will be great until you wake up.
sagegoesinallfields
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>>678428686
Sold a bunch of weed and acid. Read that thing on vice about them nuts in the minute man silo and their strpiper girlfriend in Kansas making meth and what not.....was selling that shit like hotcakes. Was selling weed out of a local 7th heaven......anyways.....Got older and quit all that....shit I cant even smoke anymore with my job which is bullshit. But seen a lot of cool shit. Am an honorary Crip and Blood around here now. Saw some crazy ass shit though.
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>>678429518
not meth.....LSD......woops
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