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ITT: we describe video games poorly. last thread died

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>ring bells
>in a city
>get grill
>Paris
>guns and niggers
>pinky
>kill father
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Go to /v/ faggot, that's why your thread 404'd
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>>678421827
Bioshock Infinite
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>>678422085
not OP, but it had 350 replies and bump limit reached
so gtfo
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>bear seek seek lest
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>>678422273
Desu~
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>>678422261

bingo
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>narrator
>walk through doors
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>>678422552
someone guessed The Stanley Parable, idk tho
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>>678422685

yup that's correct
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>night vision
>priest
>patients
>dicks
>run
>get shot
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> let's GTA the shit out of this!
> kill fucking furries in the streets
> not GTA
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>>678422955
saints row
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>>678422948
Outlast
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>>678423363

yup
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>>678423309
ching ching! of course
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>Wake up
>Fight monsters
>fight dad
>save relatives
>fight snake
>do it again
>and again
>again
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>house
>machines
>ghost babies
>oink
>kill yourself
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>>678423646

have no idea on this one
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>Most impractical-looking sword, ever
>Chock-full of fetishes
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It's made up entirely of characters from other games and still is somehow hailed as the most original fucking thing ever
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>>678423646
Metal gear solid
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Samurai Onion
Brocoli figther
Evil shogun
Martial arts
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>>678424128
Final fantasy 7
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Theirs guns and you are good at using them but you die at the end
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>>678423918

I'll be very surprised if anyone gets this
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The first level has you playing as yourself as a baby where you meet your dad who is a disembodied eyeball

Then the rest of the game is a castlevania clone and it's fucking awesome

It's based on japanese mythology

If you get this right I will post nudes of my gf
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>>678424820
Nope.
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>be knight or something
>crazy as fuck court fool steals staff
>twoey attacks
>medusa came as well
>work with the green goblin to save castle
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>>678424855
Amnesia II
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>wakey wakey
>shooty shooty
>boats
>boats don't work
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>>678423918
modded skyrim
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>>678424889
momodora?
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>>678425176
Farcry 3
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>>678424509
Omg...Yasai Ninja
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>>678425166
Final Fantasy 5 (3)
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>>678425463
nope!
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>>678423646
God of War
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>>678425321

not even close
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>autism
>cell phone
>faggot wannabe batman
>kill Alfred with a text message to win
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>>678425618
6 is 3, you idiot, not 5
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Super buffed up dudes
Super buffed up ladies
Super buffed up panda
RUN
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>party with gf
>emo ruins everything
>become the avatar
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>>678425823

Watchdogs?
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Raise your pokemon's attack to win
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>>678425830
My mistake. I get that confused.
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>>678425791
You must be new here.
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>>678425958
Meh, it's fine

5 is the better game anyway
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have to save the world in the past, present, and future by solving ridiculous puzzles
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>>678425950
Digimon
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>>678423918
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs?
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>Scientist
>Isotope accident
>Unforeseen Circumstances
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>>678426087
All memeing aside, no.
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>>678425618
nope, but you are fairly close
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>be a mexican
>saved by flying lizard
>you are now lizardkin
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>get murdered
>blood sucky sucky
>transform into wolf and shit
>big ass pillars
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Star Wars: battlefront 2
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>"Get called a faggot by a 12 year old" simulator
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>>678426105

Yup
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>>678423918
Earthbound?
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>wake up
>faggot wants to eat you
>save world
>everyone dies
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>get shot
>not die somehow
>kill a bunch of people
>die
>son avenges you
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>>678426241
skyrim?
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>>678426262
Legacy of kain
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>>678424128
Suppose I'll throw in a hint
>she sure likes to say idiot
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>>678426234
FF8, the gun sword is the most impractical sword ever.
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>>678426336
Call of Duty, obviously
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>>678426407
red dead redemption
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>>678426241
Does your lizard look like a chicken and its huge?
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>dragon steals fuckbuddy
>chase fuck buddy forever
>get cucked by your own brother
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>>678426348

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.

Another anon just got it
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>skeleton dating simulator
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>>678426170
Half-Life 3

>>678426336
COD 1-100
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>>678426407
literally every shooter game...
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>>678425864
No one?
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>>678426516
Yup
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>this game is fun and interactive
>rngeesus
>twitch.tv
>we're gunna be rich
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>>678426348
I don't remember you killing yourself at the end of Earthbound
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>fuckboys suck at songs
>bloody belt buckle
>actual electric guitar
>machine gun car
>sexy demon nuns
>decapitation
>fuck the emo
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>>678424889
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>nigger in caves
>when u die regen
>become crazy shotgun motherfucker
>kill statue+devil
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>>678426524
Yeah

>>678426606
>son avenges you
>literally every shooter game...
kek
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>wake up in strange place
>kill pigmen
>grow a beard
>build shit
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>Aliens kidnap dog
>Fuck yeah lightning gun
>Destroy everything in sight
>Lose gun, gain magic
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>play a song with satan
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>>678426703
pokemon blue? or red?
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>>678426703
skillstone
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>>678426524
Yes
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>Future or some shit
>jumping
>throwing discs at people
>not Tron
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>>678426575
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>>678426764
Dont starve
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>>678426416
ayyy
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>working dead end job
>try to do something to get paid more
>get fired
>company you worked for is actually corrupt and NEEDS to be stopped
>spend 4 years trying to stop it
>CEO dies in a greenhouse
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>oh no
>oh no
>oh noooo
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>>678426764
dont starve
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>>678426764
Dont starve
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>>678426900
yep, it's undertale
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>>678425950
Hunie Cam Studio
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>>678426703
if the game wasnt interactive it would be a movie, wouldnt it?
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>>678426336
4chan
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>>678426348
I never finished it because my emulator fucked up, but I remember that you transfer your souls into robots that travel through time to give the final boss an abortion or something fucked like that. Figured it was worth trying
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>>678426853
got it
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>>678426816

Heart o' Darkness
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>>678426962
Grim Fandango?
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>you never get any better
>you jsut suck less every round you play
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>>678426716
Brutal Legend

>>678426816
Heart of Darkness

>>678426840
Guitar Hero III
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>>678426999
cleveland brown + chekd
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>>678427137
yeah
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>>678426053
Chrono Trigger
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>Hack into computers
>Hack into peoples' memories
>They begin to intertwine
>Steve Jobs grows a suit of dildos and fires his laser
>The email is from an address you don't recognize
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>find wood
>die
>find person
>die
>do anything
>die
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>cool, technology
>fuck, technology is a portal to hell
>only one man can stop them
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>>678427165
LoL, DoTA, Smite or CSGO
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>Dodge Roll
>Dodge Roll
>Dodge Roll
>Die
>Get shot
In that order, specifically.
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>>678427229
dark souls?
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>>678426336
Carl on duty
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>>678427165
darksouls
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>>678427178
Brutal get anon
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>>678427194
No.
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>>678427307
dark souls
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>>678427039
Kek'd
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>>678427229
rust
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>>678427178
Muh nigga
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>>678427229
Rust
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>>678427262
portal 1 or 2
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>>678426764
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>>678426502
not a FF game
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>About to get some head
>bitch called dragon shows up
>gtfo
>republicans or Democrats
>run around and do shit
>do more shit
>get beefy
>kill boss or whatever who cares
>become uber modder and do even more shit
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>HALO jump
>destroy tank
>kill mentor
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>UNDERSTAND,UNDERSTAND
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>>678427482
witcher
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>punch trees
>acquire hardware
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>>678427198
nope. another hint for >>678426053
> 3 characters
>gotta make it back to yesterday
>can send stuff between past, present, and future with a portable toilet
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>>678427262
doom
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>>678427482
Disgaea?
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>Be an edge lord emo faggot
>Fuck shit up
>cant kill me
>Too edgy
>Bitch looks like my mom man
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>>678427482
defo skyrim
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>>678426703
「RUNESCAPE」
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>>678427539
Fucking Pokemon
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>be basement dweller
>move to the city
>the horny little girls made me do it
>actually funny writing

Knowing /b/ you should get this right away
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>u the big boss
>get a pet
>teach it to throw its shit at people
>kek
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>>678427482
>Skyrim
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>flying through space
>cool classes
>fat fly people
>recent rendition sucked
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>>678427598
dmc
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>>678427629
Wait, what? Explain your reasoning.
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>Wake up
>dont say fuck all
>on train
>run from cp
>niggeress saves you
>bald fuck cant work science
>crabs
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>dood
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>>678425864
tekken?
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>>678427752
half-life2
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>>678427515
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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>yo mama dies
>yo village gets ruined
>you have to kill faggots to save the world
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>tornado
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>>678427778

off-by-one Kenobi
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>>678427778
>>678427574
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>>678427752
half life 2
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>be video game version of rich piana
>underground aliems everywhere
>planet is kill
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>RUN MOTHERFUCKER
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>>678425166
Dragon quest 8
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>>678427778
Prinny: Can I really be the hero
I think. It's something like that.
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>>678427561
>suck cock
>aquire herpies
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>>678427807
nope
>RUN
>Crash into walls
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>>678427598
Obviously devil may cry
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>>678427704
Yep
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>>678427120
Hell yeah, man. Here's another

>Start by dock
>Trick a talking pumpkin
>Jew gnome steals your shit
>"Oh ho ho! That cat really got you!"
>Hang out with Dracula
>Weird mermen chapter
>Fuck yeah gf
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>vegetable
>fight Nazis
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>>678427571

New one's coming, too
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>>678427602
Correct
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>>678427928
IRL
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>on ship
>crash
>dive
>suffocate
>dive more
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>>678427204
Okay, I'mma make this even easier.

It's the same game as >>678425950.
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>go around town
>kill people
>piss on people
>burn people
>rape cats
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>>678427632
Black and white
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>>678427714
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>>678427851
Fable 1
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>>678427932
lsd dream emulator
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>>678427011
Even farther than the faggot who said Digimon
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>>678428033
Subnautica?
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>>678428045
Postal 2
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>>678428045
postal
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Bitches be all over that dick.
Time travel
Die
Reborn through magic space egg
You are time Jesus
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>>678427910
ayyyy
>>678425618
>>678426502
how many fucking FF games have jesters fucking shit up with a staff? I'm curious
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>>678428045
postal
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>hanging out on island with friends and some koreans
>black dude goes missing
>there are aliens
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>>678428138
ye
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>>678424889
>The first level has you playing as yourself as a baby where you meet your dad who is a disembodied eyeball

GeGeGe no Kitaro

Give us the nudes, nerd.
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>elliot rodger is god
>final boss is the person who made elliot rodger god
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>RC cars that love to play sports
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>>678428060
Nah, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmdR8L_jEM
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>be an arab dude or some shit
>undercover
>shoot american or shoot nicaraguan
>shoot nicaraguan
>fail
>nicaraguan: "you betrayed us farid... And for what?"
>nicaraguan:" TO THOSE YOU SERVE YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING!"
>farid is kill
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>>678428221
Crysis
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>>678428186
... Kefka nigga.
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>your village needs you
>abandon village to find something that will save them
>They are kidnapped when you come back
>Save village once and for all
>ends with explosion
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>>678428265
FUCK YOU.

FUCK.

YOU.


FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


they're coming right up
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>>678428267
Rocket League
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>>678424184
Smash
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>train wreck
>guy with mask
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>>678428340
nope
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>>678428337
Correct
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>>678428086
nope. Its family friendly
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>all your friends one game
>defy gravity
>10/10 hoe cant solve her own probs
>kick satan square in the nuts
>"is this chess"
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>>678428293
black ops 2 campaign. best fuckin campaign so far
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>>678428293
bo2 poor farid
>>
>>678424184
Kingdom Hearts?
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>>678428293
Blapz dos
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>>678426560
mario
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>>678428471
nope
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>Edgy as fuck
>Amnesia
>Guns?
>Looks like he's roller skating when he runs
>Damn, not here
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>>678428326
infamous second son
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>>678428480
*luigi
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>wander the land looking for dad
>barely any rpg elements
>combat janky as fuck
>terrible graphics

Difficulty : not Fallout
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>build rooms
>faggots move in and complain and fight for you
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>red,blue,green,orange
>swords,ham,candy cane
>kill it all
>fight each other for princess
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>>678428536
IT'S LIKE TAKING

CANDY
FROM
A
BABY
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>gotta save dat world
>travel the world
>get friends
>go to past'
>save world
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>>678428033
Bio shock nigga
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>>678428536
Shadow the Faggot
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>WHAT'RE YO BOING?
>>
>>678428579
black person simulator
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>Miami
>Play as a tiger
>Kill people
>10 /10
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>>678427991
Wolfenstein:the new order
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>>678428554
nope, its much older. and its 2d
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>>678428326

Fallout 2
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>>678428602
Sims?
>>
>>678428610
castle crashers!
>>
>>678428657
Hotline Miami 2
>>
>>678428620
Chrono Trigger
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>>678428657
hotline miami?
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>>678428265
good job, anon.
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>>678428420
I like how they kept switching from past to future unfolding the true story little by little, it was pretty awesome
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I spin around in fucking circles and bounce off ladders and shit before shooting you with a sniper without even scoping in with it
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>>678428697
yes, you got it. you win one free /v/
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>2033
>escort
>hella grafix
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>>678428333
give us the nudes, trips guy
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>>678428620
Earthbound?
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>>678428180
CHRONO TRIGGERGIGANIGGA
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>Minecraft but better
>Build shit to do shit for you
>Real time machine. You play for 30 minutes and four hours have gone by
>Bug bastards wreck your shit, so you gotta wreck their shit first
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>>678428681
fuck no idea
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>>678428657
grand theft auto vice city
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>>678428717
nope. its another save da world rpg with time travel
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>>678428833
Factorio!
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>>678428710
Si senior
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>>678428823yes
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>>678428733
>>678428715
Yup
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>>678428662
Ayy someone finally got it
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>>678428833
FACTORIO

it's 8 am here and the only reason I'm still awake is that fucking game
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>>678428825
Got it nigga
>>
>You are you
>Do the same missions multiple times
>Fight robotic dinosaur
>You're not actually you
>Ruin a perfectly good mirror
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>>678428784
Metro
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>>678428708
nah

>build rooms underground
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>kid who loves final fantasy
>got high on acid
>takes a trip to disney land
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>>678427197
damn good game btw.
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>>678426414
Yep
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>>678428625
wrong
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>you do stuff
>>
>>678428833

Factorio
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>>678428996
fallout shelter?
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>>678428602
Fallout Shelter
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>Take way too many pills to forget the ghosts that haunt your every waking moment
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