ITT: we describe video games poorly. last thread died
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>ring bells
>in a city
>get grill
>Paris
>guns and niggers
>pinky
>kill father
Go to /v/ faggot, that's why your thread 404'd
>>678421827
Bioshock Infinite
>>678422085
not OP, but it had 350 replies and bump limit reached
so gtfo
>bear seek seek lest
>>678422261
bingo
>narrator
>walk through doors
>>678422552
someone guessed The Stanley Parable, idk tho
>>678422685
yup that's correct
>night vision
>priest
>patients
>dicks
>run
>get shot
> let's GTA the shit out of this!
> kill fucking furries in the streets
> not GTA
>>678422955
saints row
>>678422948
Outlast
>>678423363
yup
>>678423309
ching ching! of course
>Wake up
>Fight monsters
>fight dad
>save relatives
>fight snake
>do it again
>and again
>again
>house
>machines
>ghost babies
>oink
>kill yourself
>>678423646
have no idea on this one
>Most impractical-looking sword, ever
>Chock-full of fetishes
It's made up entirely of characters from other games and still is somehow hailed as the most original fucking thing ever
>>678423646
Metal gear solid
Samurai Onion
Brocoli figther
Evil shogun
Martial arts
>>678424128
Final fantasy 7
Theirs guns and you are good at using them but you die at the end
>>678423918
I'll be very surprised if anyone gets this
The first level has you playing as yourself as a baby where you meet your dad who is a disembodied eyeball
Then the rest of the game is a castlevania clone and it's fucking awesome
It's based on japanese mythology
If you get this right I will post nudes of my gf
>>678424820
Nope.
>be knight or something
>crazy as fuck court fool steals staff
>twoey attacks
>medusa came as well
>work with the green goblin to save castle
>>678424855
Amnesia II
>wakey wakey
>shooty shooty
>boats
>boats don't work
>>678423918
modded skyrim
>>678424889
momodora?
>>678425176
Farcry 3
>>678424509
Omg...Yasai Ninja
>>678425166
Final Fantasy 5 (3)
>>678425463
nope!
>>678423646
God of War
>>678425321
not even close
>autism
>cell phone
>faggot wannabe batman
>kill Alfred with a text message to win
>>678425618
6 is 3, you idiot, not 5
Super buffed up dudes
Super buffed up ladies
Super buffed up panda
RUN
>party with gf
>emo ruins everything
>become the avatar
>>678425823
Watchdogs?
Raise your pokemon's attack to win
>>678425830
My mistake. I get that confused.
>>678425791
You must be new here.
>>678425958
Meh, it's fine
5 is the better game anyway
have to save the world in the past, present, and future by solving ridiculous puzzles
>>678425950
Digimon
>>678423918
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs?
>Scientist
>Isotope accident
>Unforeseen Circumstances
>>678426087
All memeing aside, no.
>>678425618
nope, but you are fairly close
>be a mexican
>saved by flying lizard
>you are now lizardkin
>get murdered
>blood sucky sucky
>transform into wolf and shit
>big ass pillars
Star Wars: battlefront 2
>"Get called a faggot by a 12 year old" simulator
>>678426105
Yup
>>678423918
Earthbound?
>wake up
>faggot wants to eat you
>save world
>everyone dies
>get shot
>not die somehow
>kill a bunch of people
>die
>son avenges you
>>678426241
skyrim?
>>678426262
Legacy of kain
>>678424128
Suppose I'll throw in a hint
>she sure likes to say idiot
>>678426234
FF8, the gun sword is the most impractical sword ever.
>>678426336
Call of Duty, obviously
>>678426407
red dead redemption
>>678426241
Does your lizard look like a chicken and its huge?
>dragon steals fuckbuddy
>chase fuck buddy forever
>get cucked by your own brother
>>678426348
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
Another anon just got it
>skeleton dating simulator
>>678426170
Half-Life 3
>>678426336
COD 1-100
>>678426407
literally every shooter game...
>>678425864
No one?
>>678426516
Yup
>this game is fun and interactive
>rngeesus
>twitch.tv
>we're gunna be rich
>>678426348
I don't remember you killing yourself at the end of Earthbound
>fuckboys suck at songs
>bloody belt buckle
>actual electric guitar
>machine gun car
>sexy demon nuns
>decapitation
>fuck the emo
>>678424889
>nigger in caves
>when u die regen
>become crazy shotgun motherfucker
>kill statue+devil
>>678426524
Yeah
>>678426606
>son avenges you
>literally every shooter game...
kek
>wake up in strange place
>kill pigmen
>grow a beard
>build shit
>Aliens kidnap dog
>Fuck yeah lightning gun
>Destroy everything in sight
>Lose gun, gain magic
>play a song with satan
>>678426703
pokemon blue? or red?
>>678426703
skillstone
>>678426524
Yes
>Future or some shit
>jumping
>throwing discs at people
>not Tron
>>678426764
Dont starve
>>678426416
ayyy
>working dead end job
>try to do something to get paid more
>get fired
>company you worked for is actually corrupt and NEEDS to be stopped
>spend 4 years trying to stop it
>CEO dies in a greenhouse
>oh no
>oh no
>oh noooo
>>678426764
dont starve
>>678426764
Dont starve
>>678426900
yep, it's undertale
>>678425950
Hunie Cam Studio
>>678426703
if the game wasnt interactive it would be a movie, wouldnt it?
>>678426336
4chan
>>678426348
I never finished it because my emulator fucked up, but I remember that you transfer your souls into robots that travel through time to give the final boss an abortion or something fucked like that. Figured it was worth trying
>>678426853
got it
>>678426816
Heart o' Darkness
>>678426962
Grim Fandango?
>you never get any better
>you jsut suck less every round you play
>>678426716
Brutal Legend
>>678426816
Heart of Darkness
>>678426840
Guitar Hero III
>>678426999
cleveland brown + chekd
>>678427137
yeah
>>678426053
Chrono Trigger
>Hack into computers
>Hack into peoples' memories
>They begin to intertwine
>Steve Jobs grows a suit of dildos and fires his laser
>The email is from an address you don't recognize
>find wood
>die
>find person
>die
>do anything
>die
>cool, technology
>fuck, technology is a portal to hell
>only one man can stop them
>>678427165
LoL, DoTA, Smite or CSGO
>Dodge Roll
>Dodge Roll
>Dodge Roll
>Die
>Get shot
In that order, specifically.
>>678427229
dark souls?
>>678426336
Carl on duty
>>678427165
darksouls
>>678427178
Brutal get anon
>>678427194
No.
>>678427307
dark souls
>>678427039
Kek'd
>>678427229
rust
>>678427178
Muh nigga
>>678427229
Rust
>>678427262
portal 1 or 2
>>678426764
pic related
>>678426502
not a FF game
>About to get some head
>bitch called dragon shows up
>gtfo
>republicans or Democrats
>run around and do shit
>do more shit
>get beefy
>kill boss or whatever who cares
>become uber modder and do even more shit
>HALO jump
>destroy tank
>kill mentor
>UNDERSTAND,UNDERSTAND
>>678427482
witcher
>punch trees
>acquire hardware
>>678427198
nope. another hint for >>678426053
> 3 characters
>gotta make it back to yesterday
>can send stuff between past, present, and future with a portable toilet
>>678427262
doom
>>678427482
Disgaea?
>Be an edge lord emo faggot
>Fuck shit up
>cant kill me
>Too edgy
>Bitch looks like my mom man
>>678427482
defo skyrim
>>678426703
「RUNESCAPE」
>>678427539
Fucking Pokemon
>be basement dweller
>move to the city
>the horny little girls made me do it
>actually funny writing
Knowing /b/ you should get this right away
>u the big boss
>get a pet
>teach it to throw its shit at people
>kek
>>678427482
>Skyrim
>flying through space
>cool classes
>fat fly people
>recent rendition sucked
>>678427598
dmc
>>678427629
Wait, what? Explain your reasoning.
>Wake up
>dont say fuck all
>on train
>run from cp
>niggeress saves you
>bald fuck cant work science
>crabs
>dood
>>678425864
tekken?
>>678427752
half-life2
>>678427515
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>yo mama dies
>yo village gets ruined
>you have to kill faggots to save the world
>tornado
>>678427778
off-by-one Kenobi
>>678427752
half life 2
>be video game version of rich piana
>underground aliems everywhere
>planet is kill
>RUN MOTHERFUCKER
>>678425166
Dragon quest 8
>>678427778
Prinny: Can I really be the hero
I think. It's something like that.
>>678427561
>suck cock
>aquire herpies
>>678427807
nope
>RUN
>Crash into walls
>>678427598
Obviously devil may cry
>>678427704
Yep
>>678427120
Hell yeah, man. Here's another
>Start by dock
>Trick a talking pumpkin
>Jew gnome steals your shit
>"Oh ho ho! That cat really got you!"
>Hang out with Dracula
>Weird mermen chapter
>Fuck yeah gf
>vegetable
>fight Nazis
>>678427571
New one's coming, too
>>678427602
Correct
>>678427928
IRL
>on ship
>crash
>dive
>suffocate
>dive more
>>678427204
Okay, I'mma make this even easier.
It's the same game as >>678425950.
>go around town
>kill people
>piss on people
>burn people
>rape cats
>>678427632
Black and white
>>678427714
>>678427851
Fable 1
>>678427932
lsd dream emulator
>>678427011
Even farther than the faggot who said Digimon
>>678428033
Subnautica?
>>678428045
Postal 2
>>678428045
postal
Bitches be all over that dick.
Time travel
Die
Reborn through magic space egg
You are time Jesus
>>678427910
ayyyy
>>678425618
>>678426502
how many fucking FF games have jesters fucking shit up with a staff? I'm curious
>>678428045
postal
>hanging out on island with friends and some koreans
>black dude goes missing
>there are aliens
>>678424889
>The first level has you playing as yourself as a baby where you meet your dad who is a disembodied eyeball
GeGeGe no Kitaro
Give us the nudes, nerd.
>elliot rodger is god
>final boss is the person who made elliot rodger god
>RC cars that love to play sports
>>678428060
Nah, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmdR8L_jEM
>be an arab dude or some shit
>undercover
>shoot american or shoot nicaraguan
>shoot nicaraguan
>fail
>nicaraguan: "you betrayed us farid... And for what?"
>nicaraguan:" TO THOSE YOU SERVE YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING!"
>farid is kill
>>678428221
Crysis
>>678428186
... Kefka nigga.
>your village needs you
>abandon village to find something that will save them
>They are kidnapped when you come back
>Save village once and for all
>ends with explosion
>>678428265
FUCK YOU.
FUCK.
YOU.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they're coming right up
>>678428267
Rocket League
>>678424184
Smash
>train wreck
>guy with mask
>>678428340
nope
>>678428337
Correct
>>678428086
nope. Its family friendly
>all your friends one game
>defy gravity
>10/10 hoe cant solve her own probs
>kick satan square in the nuts
>"is this chess"
>>678428293
black ops 2 campaign. best fuckin campaign so far
>>678428293
bo2 poor farid
>>678424184
Kingdom Hearts?
>>678428293
Blapz dos
>>678426560
mario
>>678428471
nope
>Edgy as fuck
>Amnesia
>Guns?
>Looks like he's roller skating when he runs
>Damn, not here
>>678428326
infamous second son
>>678428480
*luigi
>wander the land looking for dad
>barely any rpg elements
>combat janky as fuck
>terrible graphics
Difficulty : not Fallout
>build rooms
>faggots move in and complain and fight for you
>red,blue,green,orange
>swords,ham,candy cane
>kill it all
>fight each other for princess
>>678428536
IT'S LIKE TAKING
CANDY
FROM
A
BABY
>gotta save dat world
>travel the world
>get friends
>go to past'
>save world
>>678428033
Bio shock nigga
>>678428536
Shadow the Faggot
>WHAT'RE YO BOING?
>>678428579
black person simulator
>Miami
>Play as a tiger
>Kill people
>10 /10
>>678427991
Wolfenstein:the new order
>>678428554
nope, its much older. and its 2d
>>678428326
Fallout 2
>>678428602
Sims?
>>678428610
castle crashers!
>>678428657
Hotline Miami 2
>>678428620
Chrono Trigger
>>678428657
hotline miami?
>>678428265
good job, anon.
>>678428420
I like how they kept switching from past to future unfolding the true story little by little, it was pretty awesome
I spin around in fucking circles and bounce off ladders and shit before shooting you with a sniper without even scoping in with it
>>678428697
yes, you got it. you win one free /v/
>2033
>escort
>hella grafix
>>678428333
give us the nudes, trips guy
>>678428620
Earthbound?
>>678428180
CHRONO TRIGGERGIGANIGGA
>Minecraft but better
>Build shit to do shit for you
>Real time machine. You play for 30 minutes and four hours have gone by
>Bug bastards wreck your shit, so you gotta wreck their shit first
>>678428681
fuck no idea
>>678428657
grand theft auto vice city
>>678428717
nope. its another save da world rpg with time travel
>>678428833
Factorio!
>>678428710
Si senior
>>678428823yes
>>678428662
Ayy someone finally got it
>>678428833
FACTORIO
it's 8 am here and the only reason I'm still awake is that fucking game
>>678428825
Got it nigga
>You are you
>Do the same missions multiple times
>Fight robotic dinosaur
>You're not actually you
>Ruin a perfectly good mirror
>>678428784
Metro
>>678428708
nah
>build rooms underground
>kid who loves final fantasy
>got high on acid
>takes a trip to disney land
>>678427197
damn good game btw.
>>678426414
Yep
>>678428625
wrong
>you do stuff
>>678428833
Factorio
>>678428996
fallout shelter?
>>678428602
Fallout Shelter
>Take way too many pills to forget the ghosts that haunt your every waking moment
