We are on a plane
Trips hijack and decide where it flies/crashes to
Everybody tries to talk them out of it
Sir, I'll have to ask you to calm down, you are disturbing other passengers
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE
*Stand up confidently, fixing tie and smoothening the sides of my coat with my palms*
"Excuse me. May I have everybody's attention please..."
"I am Mr. Trips, and I am here to hijack this plane."
"Nobody moves. Nobody do anything funny or suspicious. Nobody try to fight. You do that and I promise you I will safely land this plane."
"For those asking themselves, I am going to land this plane in Aleppo, Syria. Why? You do not need to know that."
THE PLANE HAS RUN OUT OF PEANUTS EVERYONE PANIC!!