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>ITT
We are on a plane
Trips hijack and decide where it flies/crashes to
Everybody tries to talk them out of it
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>>684239394
im in first class fuck all you plebs
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Your house
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>>684239394
Rollin for trips. We're crashing right in to ATK in Utah.
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>>684239394
We are going to space
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>>684239394
Mecca bro.
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>>684239394
just quietly sitting in coach.
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We're flying to Vegas with a smooth, safe landing.
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>>684239509
Reroll
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Crash it in to a tree
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Crash the plane into #hillary. With no survivors.
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rollin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
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Hello gents! Ready for a trip to the burj khalifa?
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I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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Allahu Akbar my friends, next stop, the House of Parliament, Stockholm
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The building that replaced the twin towers
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>>684239990
Roll again
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We land safely in Iraq
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>>684239990
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684240119
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684240158
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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Crashing this plane with no survivors
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Trump tower, then blame Mexico and make war with them to finance a wall
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>>684240158
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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Twin towers
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>>684240182
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684240182
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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I fly it to its destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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>>684240247
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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I fly it to a destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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>>684240119
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684240247
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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This plane has the worst service! Where is my cola and whiskey?
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>>684240299
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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>>684240299
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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Crash it with no survivors
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I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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I fly it to a destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
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we fly peacefully back to africa and continue to live as a nigger family
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I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

Fuck you all, I'm a well respected pilot!
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>>684240379
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684239394
The big ben
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>>684240379
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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Air travel truly is safe afterall
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We're in for some smooth sailing, anons.
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>>684240465
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!
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we gon kill op.
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Rolling for taking the plane to 911 memorial in NY and nosediving square into it
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>>684239394
crash it into the freedom tower
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ADMIRAL ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
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>>684240559
Rolling for this
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>>684240555
Well shit.
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>>684240555
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.

dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
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>>684240555
Oh thank God.
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>>684240555
ayyy oh k captain
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>>684240658
Who are you
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Crash into op's house
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>>684240555
sea landing bruh?
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>>684240526
Sir, I'll have to ask you to calm down, you are disturbing other passengers
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>>684239394

Mecca
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>>684240785
dubai tower
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>>684240555
I have kids! HAVE MERCY!!!
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>>684240715
Anyways, we're headed straight to the most magical place on Earth. Dubs decides which park.
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>>684240555
Can I persuade you to take a trip to a 9/11 memorial first
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London
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Crash into the koala habitat at australia zoo
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New york
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Reroll
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Rereroll
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>>684239394
i want blow jobs, from everyone. we have until the fuel runs out
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Crash into trey parker and matt stone at work
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Ehhhhh let's say the UN building for the kekkles.
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>>684240855
Obviously going to the biggest ball of yarn
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it lands at an elementary school where everybody here says "we are home"
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>>684240855
>>684240715
dubs and I'm the air marshal. 66/77/88/99 and I've got a gun.
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>>684240555
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE
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>>684241775
fuuu.

reroll
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rolling for safe landing at LAX
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>>684239394
*Stand up confidently, fixing tie and smoothening the sides of my coat with my palms*
"Excuse me. May I have everybody's attention please..."
"I am Mr. Trips, and I am here to hijack this plane."
"Nobody moves. Nobody do anything funny or suspicious. Nobody try to fight. You do that and I promise you I will safely land this plane."
"For those asking themselves, I am going to land this plane in Aleppo, Syria. Why? You do not need to know that."
"So, checkem."
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>>684242098
"I said chekem!"
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>>684240555
NO, YOU CRAZY BASTARD, DON'T YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!?
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>>684239394
The World Trade Center.
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>>684239990
reroll
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>>684242371
Reroll
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Waaaaaaaahaaaa...

Waaahahhhhhhaaa...

*sniff sniff*

I make boom boom.

>Inb4 underage b&
Kek
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>>684242371
reroll.
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lets go to disneyworld lol
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>>684242371
roll
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>>684240555
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Keeping my head down
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>>684240555
Nah crash into twin towers memorial site
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WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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>>684239394
THE PLANE HAS RUN OUT OF PEANUTS EVERYONE PANIC!!
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