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If you were invisible where would you masturbate?

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If you were invisible where would you masturbate?
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>>767415991
fixed pic for you
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>>767415991
at home with the door closed like a civilized fucking human
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my bedroom, but with the door open
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every girls house that goes to my college
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>>767415991
No where I want my ass fucked
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>>767415991
Hmmm..... anywhere I felt horny.
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>>767416187
fag detected
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>>767415991

In the vicinity of my dick

..... if I could find it.
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>>767415991
everywhere EVERYWHERE.!!!
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>>767415991

obviously at the dentist after they go under...
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Buckingham Palace
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you fatasses could't even find your dick if you were blind.
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>>767415991
If I were invisible I wouldn't waste time jacking off in a girls locker room, I would rob a bank or something like that
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>>767415991
I would give Podesta a facial and yell "Ya think you're hot shit don'cha!!" at him after I covered his face.
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There's an addiction treatment home for young ladies just a few doors away.
That should be good for a few tugs.
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>>767416328
you're a little bit retarded are you not
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>>767416467
im assuming you don't know where you dick is fatty. what's it like having to pull up your stomach to have to piss
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>>767416056
Are you a bot?
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>>767417826
mods
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>>767418026
You're a mods?
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>>767415991
High school locker room
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An orphanage.
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>>767418206
>>767418081
these two places strike me as somewhere I'd want to be seen. maybe thats just me
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>>767415991
Still on my penis.
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In her face when she's sleeping, cum all over it and freak her the fuck out.

Invisibility doesn't equal not be able to be heard, though it'd make it easier. Probably public parks a lot, and other places.

But at night I'd sneak into attractive women's rooms and do the dirty, if I can take objects with me, snap photos as well.
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>>767418251
Maybe if you feel up for getting arrested.
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>>767418472
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>>767418349
"my penis" is not a valid location
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>>767415991
I would masturbate on my dick OP. Where the fuck else would I do it you pervert?
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>>767418589
Tell that to your fucking mother.
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>>767416056
you are horrible at transparency anti-aliasing. this is how you do it.
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>>767418945
MODS
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>>767415991
It would still be at home. I'd be a giant pussy thinking that it would turn off while I'm trying to bust.
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>>767415991
Neighbor’s daughter’s room of course.
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>>767418945
fixed
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>>767419835
prove it
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>>767415991
Metro
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>>767419966
prove what?
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>>767415991
Is my cum invisible as well or does it just appear the moment its left
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>>767419407
pic fixed for you
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>>767420332
I'm gonna say your cum isn't visible immediately but becomes visible shortly after
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>>767415991
Swim team girls shower room
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