faces of /b/ cont.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
faces of /b/ cont.
>>767421189
inb4 that one guy spams that this isn't /soc/
>>767421263
this isn't /soc/
but, I will reverse (You) cute femanons ITT
>>767421189
Learning to suck dicks, I see ?
>>767421189
Is that a girl or guy.
So hard to tell nowadays
Pup
Meh
Got in late last thread
>>767421482
you look like a hybrid of me and my brother. me, with my legendary tier beard genetics and skin tone, and my brother with his lifeless eyes and widows peak.
8/10 would bang just because I am self centered
Where's the cute ginger freak? Asking for a friend.
Guess I'm back for now.
Hope the other femanon saw my post about the makeup
>>767422130
You look like a doll
>>767422130
Tits or GTFO
>>767422130
Your brows are amazing, is that dipbrow?
>>767422303
Bear
>>767422130
Oil/shine on nose, cheek and such
"Flawless" skin.
Some hair looks faded
Either this girl uses way too much makeup or touches up her own photos in photoshop to fish for more compliments.
>>767421659
Still here.
sup guys
>>767422528
You literally are the face /b. Cut yourself faaaaaaaaaag.
>>767421189
>yet another feces of /b/ thread...
ٲ>>767422130
holy fuck I haven't seen you for years. missed you desu. take my reverse (You)!
>>767422713
YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>767422912
you look baked
>>767422912
how does your hat stay on your head
>>767422638
...sounds like ur just jealous broski
That oil stuff is called HIGHLIGHT
>>767423022
It's glued on
>>767423022
>He boot to big for he gotdamn feet: The Post
>>767422528
God dang.
>>767423138
Am Denny =)
>>767422528
why is this picture scary
>>767422130
i did! thank you :) im gonna post now. first time in 4 months to take a photo of myself.
>>767422471
Actually it is! My tarte Amazonian clay dipbrow! And I use a bit of powder from my KVD shader and light contour palette
>>767422657
You never answered my question as to why you want to have KINKY sex with a virgin. THAT SHIT IS TOO TIGHT.
>>767422695
nm u
okay, here goes.
>>767423150
Looking good baby
>>767423344
which one of your dads abused you?
>>767422638
Lol ok
Also my skin is pretty awesome. 28 years of no sunlight and extreme skincare pay off.
No makeup here and my skin is still pretty darn good
>>767423028
Exactly..its highlight!
Except on my nose though..it does get pretty shiny so I avoid using it there
>>767423344
You've got something in your nose.
>>767423373
Thanik!
look at my ass bro
>>767422372
As thanks!
>>767423527
he never did. i had a pretty good childhood.
>>767423692
>he
why are you using the singular?
>>767423567
Way prettier in this pic imo.
>>767423613
yes its a metal decoration booger.
>>767423567
10/10 tbh
>>767422945
Aww well nice seeing you (sorta) again anon!!
>>767423718
back off cocklord he's mine
>>767423711
because i only have one dad lol
>>767423253
I like control.
There's nothing more vulnerable than a virgin. Vulnerability begets control.
>>767423746
never posted a pic in these threads. I usually just come to shitpost
>>767423711
>>767423647
>>767423527
>>767423150
for example.
but I had a few convos with you many many years ago. glad to see you're still around. save us from the cancer desu
>>767423567
>>767423344
You know the rules, ladies.
>>767423718
Well I'm happy with both really. I don't use makeup to make me feel "prettier" I just use it to make me look older.
>>767423803
Oh!
>>767423741
That's sweet of you to think so. Thank you!
>>767423672
kinda hard to see dude
>>767423890
shut up newfag, thats not how it works.
>>767423956
I agree with anon. Would definitely wanna get to know the inside of your meat wallet, if you know what I mean.
>>767423750
Let's share.
>>767423840
I'm glad i made a good impression on you anon.
Well to some I am the cancer but I'll try! Lol
>>767423965
idc man keep looking at it
>>767424008
Must be really dark in your moms basement for you to be THIS much of a white knight.
>>767423923
tell me about that starcaster on the well fam also better pics
>>767424078
you have said some cancerous things in the past, can't recall exactly what atm but I remember faking an argument with you that you got pretty heated about. apologies from 2016 or maybe 2015. take my clover as proof. will pop in whenever I see these and say hi. great personality, cute and reliable. tfw no (You) gf
>>767424136
post it some more.
>>767424240
idk man, wouldnt that be kinda gay?
>>767423225
Woo! Go for it!
>>767423672
ncie ass bro!!
>>767424165
i am a mom dude. my son isnt old enough to be off my damn tit.
>>767423897
Why would you want to look older? That seems counter intuitive. I've never been fond of makeup nor understood why already pretty girls use it.
>>767424284
thanks dude!
>>767424274
kinda dude, but if you want me to look at your butt you gotta show it to me.
unless you're in LA, i can look at it in person I guess. no homo tho
>>767424276
tis me with the metal nose booger :) im also the mom lol.
>>767424291
>2018
>being this new
why don't you guys look at my ass while you're at it.
we're browsing together, so here's both of us
>>767424210
I just got the starcaster! Thanks for noticing! I really like it... I've wanted it for like 10 years
>>767424274
Posting that shit was gay in the first place. Now commit.
>>767424370
aight, i got u, i got u. will u give it a squeeze tho?
>>767423803
Yuck, you seem to be the type of guy to just mock a girl if she's whimpering under you or some shit. I would not want to be around you if I was a girl or a virgin.
>>767424400
sorry bruh. :)
>>767424441
idk man isn't that kinda gay? i mean i can smack it, but squeeze?
>>767422130
long time no see, angel
I haven't replied to one of these threads in ages but your face always inspires me to ahaha I dig your confidence
>>767424417
To the girl: blink twice if you're underage and he's holding you hostage.
To the guy: you need a haircut and a shave
>>767424518
file name
>>767424500
i mean... we could just get drunk and then pretend that we had no control over it? Thatll make it ok
>>767424417
The girl looks like the lead singer of CHVRCHES, which is very good.
The dude looks like Sarlakesh, eater of villages and destroyer of worlds, not so good.
>>767423344
Aww you're cute!
Question though....are the glasses needed or for cosmetic purpose only?
I gotta be honest here and say that you should maybe ditch the glasses and opt for a smaller frame. The large frames usually work best for people with large faces and yours seems very small so it basically covers your whole face and doesn't let it shine!
But You're adorable really. If you were in my area id love to put makeup on you!
Hey
too many attractive people in this thread lol fuck
>>767424552
I had to screenshot to make the file size smaller soz
>>767422657
Post another selfie
>>767424405
You look like Brienne from Game of Thrones.
>>767424606
yeeeaaaahhh
>>767424582
idk man id need to see more of your butt first.
Smiling
>>767424595
Why does your hair look like it’s trying to run away from you?
>>767424429
year? one of the rarities. I haven't picked up an axe in years but I'd love to own one. I have a couple 70s teles in storage. one of which is original seafoam. big cums territory in terms of price
>>767424603
you look cool i'd hang w/ ya
>>767424688
your smile seems so genuine and it made me happy thank you sir
>>767424707
Run jealous?
>>767424746
Unfortunately it's the 2013 reissue! Those 70s ones are mad expensive. I really like this one, though!
>>767424298
Yea seems confusing but trust me it gets really tiring when people talk to you like a shitty teenager when you're an adult.
Like people really just look passed you and don't value your words when you look like a kid.
I'm treated with way more respect when I wear my makeup.
I'm often told i look about 17-19 without it. Well I'm gonna be 29 this year lol
>>767424593
they are needed :/ im blind as a bat and i needed the strong frames as my son pulls them off my face to bite on them :) i do have a sort of small pair but they are old. and thank you i really appreciate the compliment. :)
>>767424867
people who are older usually treat you like crap. like they have more life experience so they feel like they should treat you like shit to teach you.
>>767424652
rokay
>>767424857
I'd love to have mine here but my living situation is kinda sketchy. helping an ex through getting out of heroin and fentanyl and I would be devastated if they went missing. you got steam or something? I'll add you and chaterino up. fuckin' love gits
>>767424454
Nah I'm not into sadism. I just like to feel in control. I don't like humiliation or degradation. I just like leading the action.
>>767424621
My selfies were in the last faces of /b/. I'm too tired/not willing to post any more. It's almost 4:30 here and I'm drunk and I'm up at 9.
>>767424819
R u jealous? Lol typo
>>767422130
"my daddy raped me".
>>767424210
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GEeKF77Tfa
>>767424867
Alright, seems fair enough. You do look way younger than you are then. Still, seems kinda douchy to treat people differently based on the age you assume they are but hey, makeup's there to help I guess.
>>767425007
>>767425010
who lectured you desu
>>767425207
you came off as mad. I remember trolling you about something you were wearing. nice skill on the burp. 8/10 would wife
>>767425136
Jealous of The fact that you have to wash more face than I do? Or the fact that you’re so lonely your hair doesn’t want to be around you anymore?
>>767424762
thanks /b/ro
>>767425007
Wait a minute, that gay porn face is very familiar.
>>767425376
>overwatch
anon, I..
>>767424867
im 23 and look tired without makeup haha. also, here is my smaller glasses on. excuse the messy hair :)
>>767425329
2thirsty
>>767425413
Say That To My Face Fucker Not Online See What Happens
>>767422695
Yoooooo this duuuude
>>767425404
barely play anymore tbh. been playing the shit out of Eldewrito
>>767425329
i didn't go so who knows ahaha
>>767425464
I bet you'd suck my dick if I said it to your face.
>>767425008
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ll8oLBA9FH
>>767425070
C'mon one more cuz I'll never see it again my ginger nigga
>>767425411
I turned 23 today, also. You got kik?
>>767422130
>>767425534
redpill me on it. this is the first I've heard of it
>>767425551
based. thank you for your contribution. 7/10 went to 9/10 purely on procrastination alone.
>>767425574
when I find it, I will absolutely
>>767425588
>>767425207
forgot to include my clover. sorry m'dude
>>767425007
You should keep the mask off
>>767425610
yes my kik is Xhalinmethodz
>>767425200
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12Y1XMcZMz6
>>767424518
>>767425588
Nice dubs and a solid response.
>>767425678
I'll help u find it. :) We should chill l8er ;);)
>>767423803
K I’m a little turned on damn (sorry am fag boy)
>>767425007
What's the shirt?
>>767425801
;')
>>767425750
thank you, I was really sick of having to turn my head upside down to see all the replies
>>767421189
Me and my man showering together. Who all has showered with a chick? Guarantee it's 10%
>>767425329
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13JTMWu56U5
>>767421189
It’s 18+ to browse the site, little skank.
All of you are like Tumblr faggots
No wonder why this website is cancer now
>>767425411
Look hot to me
>>767425678
basically after microsoft telling the halo community on pc to go fuck itself (not porting halo 3 to pc) some guys decided to take a scrapped russian exclusive halo game called halo online that got cancelled and convert it into halo 3 for PC basically. There are tons of servers up rn but microsoft is NOT happy about it. But it's fucking awesome being able to relive good ol halo 3 with custom games and stuff
>>767424417
Y’all are cute holy shit
>>767425884
What state in Oz?
>>767425711
Bad idea. I'll get homosexual people irl saying they recognise me. Just read the comments man I don't want that shit lmao
>>767425852
>>767425999
So I was right? :^)
>>767425715
Noice.
>>767425978
QLD, you an Ausfag too?
>>767425007
Holy fuck you’re hot
>>767425905
Landwhale detected.
>>767424358
post more dude!
>>767425411
Yea i like those glasses way more.
And don't worry. You're a mom so you have a right to look messy all you want lol. Tbh I feel like all you need is a little eyebrow defining and it would help your whole face a lot.
>>767426074
Yep, NSW
>>767426120
No t assman hehexd im too busy fapping to an elf
>>767425588
oh i understand, its weird how people are assholes like that. i got it alot at the retail store i worked so i ended up not talking to anyone lol. and man that really sucks :( im sorry that you have to go through that! eyebrows are alot of work and you have ti be careful because they can look over done, but yours looks amazeballs! i have racoon tail eyebrows that can never be tamed and it usually looks like i got blasted by a tornado to the face
>>767425910
nice to re-meet you regardless. thank you for the voice replies, it adds a little bit of humanity to the otherwise robotic and predictable nature of /b/. would like a belch reply, just for the belly laugh. if you feel one coming on, record it and post please and thank you.
>>767425957
thanks for the suggestion desu, got steam?
>>767426044
pic related
>>767425905
Gf and I do this regularly. Kinda odd cos we use rubbers so most of the time doesn’t happen but it doesn’t be me.
>>767426274
You seem like an average girl.
>>767425007
How many screamo bands were you rejected by?
>>767426062
About what
>>767426353
Y up.
>>767421482
Nice
Howdy
TFW You're the only pic in the thread with 0 replies
>>767426219
ye, /id/Kylerlee98. Oh fair warning about Eldewrito, the official download link had to be taken down, so you'll have to go on the reddit (sorry) to find a good dl
>>767426503
Please don’t harass my daughter
>>767426439
about u being the maskboi, if its u dw i wont share
>>767426200
Fuck yeah nice
>>767426538
Sorry, I'm not into daughters.
It was hot out, cut me some slack
Won’t post pic because I’m fucking degenerate looking right now, but here’s a drawing I did of myself. Yes, I’m a guy. Yes, I know I look like a fucking lesbian. Low t, can’t help that I look like a goddamn lady.
>>767426179
i have tried and tried, and they grow in down so its so weird! plus i cant afford any makeup so i cant do much except plucking them. also thank you, i appreciate it :)
>>767426503
tfw elliot rodger reply
>>767426526
adding you in a second. im the dude covered in tats in the profile pic
>>767426677
You could start by getting a haircut that doesnt scream "dyke"
>>767426677
Justin Beiber is that you?
>>767426608
Eh whatever rather this pic than the really old one I don't like
>>767426691
QT, would smash
>>767426677
My paintings are better than your artfag drawings
>>767426274
Got Kik?
>>767426739
aight ill look out for u
>>767426774
I’m in the process of booking an appointment dude, I let it grow out too long and just trimmed the sides for a long time, now I look like a lesbian, when in reality I’m just a femboy fag.
>>767426739
Can't Dodge the Rog.
>>767426844
Self Portrait/Pencil/2018
>>767426614
Whatcha studying?
>>767426677
post an actual picture of yourself what the fuck
>>767426844
reminds me of a tool cover. 8/10 art 10/10 execution
>>767426870
sent it a few mins ago
>>767425910
as the other gentleman, do you possess a kik to keep in contact? I'm on here daily as well but my times fluctuate and would like to keep contact if nothing else to have decent voice clips tbh. takes away the lonliness of living innawoods
>>767426905
based elliot was too pure for this world
>>767426888
Nice trips, trap.
>>767425847
This.
>>767426807
is all good my northern nigga, still a qt
cпoкoйнoй нoчи
>>767427018
Elliot was a retarded incel. I on the other hand, am the TRUE supreme gentleman. Just ask my wife's sister.
Welcome to the studio, I’m here nearly 20 hours a day, leaving mainly for gas station drinks and to attend gallery showings, I’ve survived quite well so far on just making paintings.
>>767427121
do you have her nudes?
>>767427053
Nice. Looks better on you than that image, lol
>>767427148
MODS
>>767427148
MODS MODS MODS
>>767427018
Tools my choice cut band, I’m virtually saluting you, thanks for the compliment too <3
>>767427087
No, Vladimir, You can't overthrow the American government and destroy the Capitalist pigs of the U.S.A.
>>767427194
Nothingpersonalkid/10
>>767426790
Yes.
>>767424417
Damn I’m jealous of your genetics
>>767426739
Add me on steam to name is Scy
>>767427021
Thank you good sir.
>>767426211
but i gotta cum to your fat ass dude!
>>767427282
I’ll kick you outta my house if you don’t CUT THAT HAIR!
>>767427259
The fuxk is that ghostbuster vacuum shit on your back?
>>767426076
Thank
>>767426412
None but a couple of people begged me to join theirs. Fucking faggots. The bad kind
>>767427070
Ty nigga
>>767427165
I like it anyway
>>767426995
Nursing and midwifery.. hectic stuff ahaha
>>767427151
I will neither confirm nor deny that, but if I did it wouldn't be gentlemanly to share them
>>767424688
Yay I’m happy now too
>>767427259
That's a punchable face.
>>767427341
Haha, it is. I made it for halloween
>>767427008
No, faggot. I’m an artwhore, it’s what we do dipshit.
>>767427303
this one? doesn't give me /b/ vibes desu
>>767427227
listen to tool at 432hz if you want to hear their music as it was intended to be recorded. make sure you have a decent rig with your highs and lows balanced and you will literally feel tool in your body as 432 resonates in the body beyond simple vibration
>>767427352
I wil be here if you change your mind senpai
>>767427346
Where'd you learn how to apply that eye stuff?
>>767427426
Many have tried, few have succeeded
>>767427501
forgot pic
attention-seeking roasties and 14 year olds everywhere
why did i come back to /b/
I fucking hate all of you
>>767427541
Well, maybe you should stop looking like you need to be punched.
>>767427531
It's all practice. Guides on YouTube kinda tell you the idea then you just fuck it up until you get gud
>>767427351
>Nursing/Midwife
They'll never pay you enough. Cool career though. How many more years study?
I'm a wage slave, but I get to work at different beaches so it's bretty gud.
>>767427436
I was right. Nice.
You look French, are you?
>>767427628
You will OD on heroin within the year.
>>767427335
lmao, not the first time i hear that just for my hair
>>767427657
I just want you to know you're really attractive and I hope to be on your level someday
>>767427473
Do anything besides draw your ugly mug?
>>767427547
>attention seeking roasties
Doesn’t roast, craves attention.
Regardless of what these cucks are, you’re a fence riding hypocrite, which is infinitely worse.
>>767427311
here bro have this top-tier fap material of me dryhumping my friend in middle of a forest
>>767421189
>So..He was behind of it...
My face says "it's time for pussy-lick"
>>767427752
Thank you anon
>>767427546
Not me mine is open with a Ella from R6S as the pfp
>>767427501
Lol I feel like I’m talking to myself, I only listen to 432hz, I follow this auroboros guy on YouTube, he does all these remasterings of Maynard’s bands, I’m getting really into esoterics on the side
>>767425588
huh, so that's what your voice sounds like
>>767427665
pretty sure the average salary for a midwife is just over $100K, so I'm happy.. plus I want to work in a private clinic and senior midwives or lactation consultants can earn $$$$. But I'm not out to earn a shitload, i just want to enjoy what I do. In my 3rd year now, so just over a year and a half to go still.
What do you do??
ROAST ME /b/
>>767427697
Nope, USA. Polish/Irish parents
>>767427860
>Ella from R6S
pretty sure I found you, thanks for the guidance
>>767427869
kindred spirit. steam?
>>767425610
happy birthday! no i do not.
>>767421189
It is normal if you feel jelly towards the new emperor of Mexico
>>767428011
You already have the appearance of a ham, all you need is a good roasting.
>>767428077
Do you have a snapchat instead? Would love to have a chat with you sometime.
>>767428011
Fuck off you hairy balloon.
>>767428169
>chat
>>767428011
>>767427843
Your dark circles remind me of L. Sleep before you get a heart attack
>>767428011
What does the music note tatoo stands for?
>>767428058
I’ve got discord, you?
>>767428277
It doesnt stand for anything. It's a picture of an 8th Note. Theres no context to give it more meaning. OP probably wanted to show that he likes music, but is also retarded enough to get a face tattoo.
>>767428200
kek
>>767428315
nah I don't subscribe to autism unless it's required for whatever games my friends and I are playing. we have had a teamspeak for nearly a decade so it's so infrequent I end up using discord that I couldn't even tell you what username I used. sorry desu
any of you guys drinking or just me? I have been waiting for my ex to show up for over twelve hours. I bought her a bunch of shit I knew she needed, but she flaked off anyway. mostly the reason she's an ex, but for some reason I thought maybe this time would be different.
>>767427981
Yea, you got it all worked out. They just don't pay nursing staff enough, but you've given yourself loads of options so you'll be aight.
I do erosion minimilisation (landscape) work on beaches & surrounds. I deal with Landcare & the local council in plants & grasses, break walls & stuff like that.
Best office I've ever worked in.
>>767428169
thats gonna have to be a no
Hey anons
![IMG_E4587[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DdOlyoI.jpg "IMG_E4587[1].jpg")
I think I know OP...
>>767428597
wannabe muscle dummy/10. when is basic training?
>>767428558
Upvote
>>767428532
Rip, I used to run some TS3 servers for a bunch of neo Nazis, but my provider was really sketchy and ended up screwing me over.
>>767426819
Thank you!
>>767424417
If I could push a button and kill everyone under the age of 21, I would press it twice just to make sure I got all of you.
Chomp another Tide pod, precious snowflake.
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>>767428782
I have multiple gigabit lines into my home and a rack with a couple idle dell R810 servers if you need some free shit. teamspeak uses like no bandwidth and absolutely no processing power. wouldn't think twice about running it for free
>>767424593
PROTIP: glasses are definitely 'real' if what's behind the lens looks either magnified (for hyperopia) or shrunken (for myopia.) In this case, if you look at the left side of her face, you can see that she's nearsighted in that eye. Hard to say about the other, but probably myopic in that eye as well. No obvious astigmatism, but that's harder to tell.
>>767426677
It’s a really nice draw, bro
>>767426844
E.T... is that u
>>767428826
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>>767428914
>>767423344
rotate pic
google image search
>>767428551
Oh wow yeah that sounds awesome.. the one thing I didn't think about before entering my degree is how much I hate being inside all day and hospitals suck so much ahah... I want to do community midwifery so I can get outside and move around because I hate being stuck in one place. That sounds great though, bet you have a hectic polo tan?
>>767428987
what is the next step in hacking the gibson?
>>767428987
>>767428633
Not in military i just dont like being fat.
Morbidly obese man checking in
>>767428866
spot on darlin
>>767428862
Dude I’m down, if you wanna email me more, I’ve got a secondary to use for online shit.
inb4 “daddy issues”, it’s a joke
>>767426219
Haha unfortunately not able to vocaroo anymore but yea I like to reply with it because I want people to understand me better and I like to convey to others that I'm a real person and not a robot lol
>>767428987
dats creepy. i havent posted those photos anywhere else either.
>>767429133
fag
Help me be happy /b/ros
i remember years ago there would only be like 1 female per thread.. people are really starting to find out about /b/
that also reminds me
>>/soc/
>>767429133
you are in the awkward stage between being a muscle dummy and looking like a malnourished teen with decent body genetics. you gonna bulk or nah? I spent a solid 9 or 10 months on /fit/ and bulked a bit. with a high protein diet I've maintained most of it. I'm not ripped right now because winter + beer is bad but you are at a pivotal point where you need to decide what path you're going to take. alternatively, you can do nothing and let your diet and genetics determine who you end up being. just trying to offer constructive advice
>>767429212
paste away and before I kick the bucket for the night I'll send off a reply for sure
>>767429233
8/10 would definitely procreate
>>767429270
steam? or nah. it's cool either way, figured I would see if there was opportunity to keep in contact. don't worry about it either way and thank you for your replies. need to find someone to read to me when I'm trying to fall asleep. no better feeling then bedtime story tingles. inb4 faggot
