If Sylvester Stallone was a men's fragrance, he'd be
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If Sylvester Stallone was a men's fragrance, he'd be Sylvester Cologne
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If Sylvester Stallone was a musical artist, he'd be
Sylvester Mallone
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If Sylvester Stallone was a duplicate he would be Sylvester Stallclone
I chuckled audibly
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If Sylvester Stallone was an Apple product, he'd be Sylvester iPhone
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If Sylvester Stallone was never loved, he'd be
Sylvester Alone
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if Sylvester Stallone was by himself he would be Sylvester Stalone
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If Sylvester Stallone was sandwich meat he'd be
Sylvester Ballogne
(no e sound at the end)
>>767416404
if Sylvester Stallone was a UAV he'd be Sylvester Thedrone
If Sylvester Stallone was an infection on your eyelid, he'd be Sylvesyer Styelone
if Sylvester Stallone was a gangster he'd be Sylvester Al Capone.
If Sylvester Stallone was a boss in Mexican he'd be Sylvester patron
If Sylvester Stallone was a rapist horse he'd be Molester Stallion.
If Sylvester Stallone was a nice cut of steak, he'd be Sylvester Mignon
If Sylvester Stallone was the actor who portrayed boxer Rocky Balboa in the Rocky series' seven films from 1976 to 2015; soldier John Rambo in the four Rambo films, released between 1982 and 2008; and Barney Ross in the three The Expendables films from 2010 to 2014, he'd be Sylvester Stallone.
If Sylvester Stallone as Jewish he’d be Sylvester Shalom
If Sylvester Stallone was a skeleton he'd be Sylvester Stallbone
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If Sylvester Stallone was jewish, he'd be
Sylvester Shalom
If Sylvester Stallone was a power forward for the Utah Jazz in the 1990's, he'd be Sylvester Malone
>>767418876
You tried honey, and that's what's really important
If Sylvester Stallone was a candy, he'd be Sylvester Toblerone.
If Sylvester Stallone was an outdated method of telecommunication, he'd be Sylvester Rotary Phone
>>767419391
you only beat me because i was creating a visual aid >:o(
If Sylvester Stallone was a kid on Judge Judy, he'd be Sylvester Admits He Threw A Pinecone
If Sylvester Stallone was born to African American parents, he'd be a nigger
>>767416404
if this thread were funny, it wouldn't be in /b/
>>767420118
go beat your disgusting little pecker to a trap thread faggot
>>767420186
umad?
>>767418876
Kek
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>>767416979
haha fuck you you made me kek
>>767419078
edgy
>>767419505
kek
>>767416404
That’s incorrect, actually. Cologne refers to the concentration of a fragrance. An Eau De Cologne typically contains between 2-5% perfume oil. It does not designate masculinity.
If Sylvester Stallone was ET, he'd be Sylvester Phone Home.
If Sylvester Stallone was a pizza, he'd be Sylvester Calzone
>>767419612
swiss here, the e isnt silent, its pronounced tow-bleh-ro-neh
>>767419078
This was fucking stupid. And you took all that time to type google that shit. kys
>>767420919
Meh. Still works.
Thank you, though.
If Sylvester Stallone was a hard biscuit he would be Sylvester Scone.
If Sylvester Stallone was duplicated he'd be called Sylvester Stalltwo
If Sylvester Stallone was an indoor playground he'd be Sylvester Discovery Zone
>>767418876
Stallone actually means stallion in Italian. Also, it's really pronounced stah-LO-neh, he just changed it to make it easier for Americans to say.
>>767416404
I lick Trump's butt hole, but I'm not alone.
If Sylvester Stallone was a musical instrument, he'd be Sylvester Trumbone
If Sylvester Stallone was a tornado, he'd be Sylvester Cyclone
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If sylvester stallone did porn, his name would be sylvester rambone
>>767416404
Look anons
A hunger games thread >>767423127
>>767416404
If sylvester stallone was a door hed get his knob shot off
