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So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper

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So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.
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>>684406140
buy it on amazon
problem solved
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>>684406140
Literally no one will laugh at any person buying toilet paper. It's like laughing at someone for buying water, or buying paper towels. It's a fucking necessity. Get over yourself you acoustic nigger
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>>684406368
This is not true.

>source: pooped my pants while standing in line at a Safeway trying to buy toilet paper
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>>684406324
This or self-checkout.
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dude the cashiers literally do not give a fuck.
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>>684406368

>Acoustic
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Guess you better learn how to use the three shells then.
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Sure m8 everyone laughing about you buying things that everyone else buy i think its time for an hero you fagget
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>>684407583
Does anyone NOT know how to use the three shells?
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>>684406140
the cashier does not give a fuck, faggot

source: I used to work at tesco, im chink
only time I care is when a huge group of people buy very very little things
then I look at them and think how fucking poor they are and laugh while thinking how I'll be a doctor soon once I graduate from tesco
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>>684406140
what in the god fuck are you talking about? just grab a pack of toilet paper and buy if you fucking cunt wad!
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>>684407960
Why the fuck should everyone buy a shitton of stuff when in a large group? I mean you never just join your group into a shop just like that, even without needing anything? Weird
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>>684407851


Stalone
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Buy 12 tubes of KY jelly. The cashier will ignore the toilet paper.
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>>684408108
mostly families of 5
i think to myself and laugh when they purchase only 300g of tomatoes
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>>684406140
Buy it with a big bottle of lotion and cucumber, they will be too much in awe of how how much you care about your health and skin to notice you buying toilet paper
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>>684406591
I think they all laughed at your dirty ass rather than the toilet paper...
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Lel
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>>684406368
Actually, I play the electric kike
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Fuck off with this tread again.
Use your hand you fucking faggot ass neck beard.
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I used to be the same way. I just bought paper towels, and sometimes its chealer, same exact thing.
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