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>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuck's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuck his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock cuckie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D
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I liek the part where you said cuck.
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>>767570157
*Tips fedora*
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whats a wagecuck?
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from this single post, it appears as though life is not good, and rather your life is shit.

Make some changes Anon, for your own sake.
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>>767570293
Get a load of this wagecuck, fellow Neets
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>>767570622
The original post was just good enough to get by, don’t ruin it.
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>>767570622

easy killa. eat another big mac while proclaiming life is good.

waste away Anon.
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what
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>>767570157
>tfw I go to McDonalds
>>>wagecuck
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>>767570157
>overweight smelly neckbeard tries to shit talk a 16 year old working his first job
>just mumbles some weird shit under his labored breathing from getting his wallet out
>kid goes and shit talks the weirdo who came in to his coworkers
This is what really happened and we know it
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What kind of a neet goes outside for food?
Fucking amateur
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>>767570157
>Life's good ;D
Gotta enjoy the simple things
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get a job
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>>767570157
No you didn't. Your life is not that good. You aren't socially apt enough to enact this scenario. Stop lying.
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>>767570157
Is this in English? WTF?
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>>767570157
Yeah, you ate a poop burger that day.
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>>767570157
>>eats at mcdonalds.
>>thinks his life is good.
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>>767572143
Exactly.
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>>767570157
People who are dicks to people working shitty jobs clearly have a crappy life. They spend their day at a shitty job in a shitty family etc, and since shit rolls down hill, when they get a chance to feel powerful by being a cunt to someone at work they take it.

It's the only way they can be rid of the pain they feel on a daily basis due to their micropenises...

Also what the fuck are you even saying faggot?
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>>767571378
/thread
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>>767572650
Except he wasn't shit talking, he was howling in laughter at the autism. What was mistaken for crying by faggot op was the employee biting his lip and trying not to laugh in his fat incel face lul
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>>767570269
Someone who's not on welfare or (more likely in this case) living off mommy and daddy (or more likely in their basement)
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>>767570157
>mfw working at mcdonalds
>some autist in the driveway, fat and with acne
>he murmurs: "o-one big mac please"
>give it to him
>he gets a panic attack from anxiety and forgets the change
>he spergs out, murmurs something and drives away
>turn to colleague and laugh about it
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>>767570157
Expect #15, McDonald's foot lettuce next time you visit.
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>>767573232


>>767571378


>>767572650
Summer.
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>>767573448
>mfw I'm ordering inside at McDonald's
>notice 350 lb neckbeard wearing fedora and tuxedo t-shirt with 3 foot long rat tail in drive thru window
>he gets his food then pelts the change into the window before screeching something incoherent
>I fall down laughing, which triggers the employees to join me
>dude at the window tells me he's this dork from his high school who his sister slapped, then had a restraining order filed against for incel behavior
>end up hanging out with drive thru window guy
>sister is 11/10 freeeaak
>every time I dump a load on her face I go "tick-tock!" and laugh
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>>767570157
It is human nature for the strong to sodomize the weak. I drove up to McDonalds in my BMW and this girl held my hand for an extra 45 -55 seconds while on the cup we just sat there holding hands over this cup of coke and it was in that moment I realized she was offering her womanhood up to me for the taking. She looked at the car like she was looking at my penis hungry eyes like a wolf and in that moment I thought about jizzing all over her and my car and plow through her vagina on her lunch break with the uniform on.
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>>767574177
Pic related, my car. Just wait till you see the female
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>>767574968
Is your occupation unsuccessful drug dealer?
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>>767570269
Someone who makes a wage. Pretty much anyone who contributes to society
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>>767570157
Did you order a big mac with shit that never happened?
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>>767570157
Then you woke up
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>tfw go to a couple different fast food places and convenience stores to/from work all the time
>every single employee at each of these places recognizes me and is really friendly
>the women even flirt a bit
>I genuinely enjoy seeing them now
>they always appear to enjoy seeing me
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>>767573919
Salty cause ya got called out and cant counter any of that cause its right?
Well youre a neet anyways if you blow your brains out the functioning members of society will only be better off
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>>767574177
Spoken like a true Virgin
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>>767576781
They don't give a shit about you. They're just trying to make you feel good so you'll spend more.
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