Alright /b/oys, This thing was in my backyard when i got home and it went into its shell. It was raining a shit ton down here in Texas and im just trying to make sure if its a tortoise and not an aquatic hybrid that can walk on land. If its a tortoise trips names the tortoise
>>767576424
That's pretty damn cool.
Name it Apu nahasapeetapetalam
>>767576625
ROLLING FOR THIS!
Rolling for calling it Turt Reynolds
all turtles can walk on land....
>>767576424
bob
Never mind naming the fucking thing, stick your dick in that hole and post pics
>>767576777
That was quick
>>767576625
That's not funny, man. It's a social problem for some stupid reason or another. Also, fuck Hank Azaria.
>>767576424
A. There's no difference between a turtle and a tortise. These are informal designations with no biological basis
B. That's definitely a turtle, not a tortoise
I have bad connection right now, but heres a more visbile picture of his head and arms
>>767577134
ya its a box turtle
>767577134
Can you get a side picture on his arms? It's the easiest way to discern a Tortoise from a Turtle.
also i'm the guy who did
>>767576777
so name him Turt Reynolds with timestamp boi
>>767577134
cant swim
>>767576424
Nigger slave
>>767576777
Well fuck, the scriptfaggot wins!
>>767577245
Nope. That's a river cooter.
>>767577245
No it's not, box turtles have a distinct pattern on their backs
>>767577315
Scripts? Boi I just saw this thread in /b/ whilst scrolling
>>767576900
>good goy
Stay "woke". ;-)
I didnt want to open the slider door so that i wouldnt startle it, but here it is with its head out. Sorry about the plastic bottle liter
>>767577358
See: >>767577348
River cooter.
>>767577383
Calm your tits, nigger. It's just a prank, bro!
>>767576424
looks like a red eared turtle which are aquatic
fagstalker
>>767577415
Was pointing out it's not a box turtle my dude
I also doubt its tortoise-ness
https://tpwmagazine.com/nature/media/Turtles.pdf
>>767577262
Here you go
>>767577262
Heres the closest photo i could get of his arms before i had to head off to the gym
>>767577849
so you left him in your yard?
>>767577805
Can you get a side-on shot mate?
watch your fingies around him and wash your hands
>because bitey and salmonella
>>767577849
Turt Reynolds would be a great name, look at his mustache!
>>767577805
I'm not a specialist on these critters, but that one looks like it lives on land.
>>767577849
What's your sc, bro?
>>767576424
anonandmore
>>767577959
Yes, but my brother is watching it while im gone. I want the best for it, but im not sure if taking care of it or letting it back into the wilderness, but i dont know where Turt Reynolds even came from
>>767576424
anonandmore
it is a faggot hacker
>>767577963
I would if i was home, but im entering the weight room about now. Apologies
>>767576424
anonandmore
1
>>767578120
Goatwhore666, its an old ass user
>>767578263
>>767578307
>>767578340
Haha I almost fell for it.
>>767578275
are there any creeks or rivers near you
>>767578331
Nah mate, it's alright. Have a good workout!
>>767578512
yes i posted multiple times
>>767578587
Yes, there is a small bridge that has a sort of creek full of plant life and that was my best gues to where it must have resided before it came to my house. Should i just leave Turt Reynolds there?>>767578591
Thanks man, have a great day !
>>767576424
Why call him anything? It's not like he's gonna come running?
>>767579053
Ive seen fags post threads to name their fish i figured the same thing for this guy for the meanwhile
Comidore
>>767579000
most likely it came from there
>>767576424
Make-a soup?
>>767577849
reverse google search said snapping turtle. watch yer fingers and your dick.
>>767579664
not snapper cause snap turtle shells have ridges on it
