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Alright /b/oys, This thing was in my backyard when i got home

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Alright /b/oys, This thing was in my backyard when i got home and it went into its shell. It was raining a shit ton down here in Texas and im just trying to make sure if its a tortoise and not an aquatic hybrid that can walk on land. If its a tortoise trips names the tortoise
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>>767576424
That's pretty damn cool.

Name it Apu nahasapeetapetalam
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>>767576625

ROLLING FOR THIS!
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Rolling for calling it Turt Reynolds
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all turtles can walk on land....
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>>767576424
bob
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Never mind naming the fucking thing, stick your dick in that hole and post pics
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>>767576777
That was quick
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>>767576625
That's not funny, man. It's a social problem for some stupid reason or another. Also, fuck Hank Azaria.
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>>767576424
A. There's no difference between a turtle and a tortise. These are informal designations with no biological basis
B. That's definitely a turtle, not a tortoise
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I have bad connection right now, but heres a more visbile picture of his head and arms
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>>767577134
ya its a box turtle
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>767577134
Can you get a side picture on his arms? It's the easiest way to discern a Tortoise from a Turtle.
also i'm the guy who did
>>767576777
so name him Turt Reynolds with timestamp boi
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>>767577134
cant swim
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>>767576424
Nigger slave
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>>767576777

Well fuck, the scriptfaggot wins!
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>>767577245
Nope. That's a river cooter.
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>>767577245
No it's not, box turtles have a distinct pattern on their backs
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>>767577315
Scripts? Boi I just saw this thread in /b/ whilst scrolling
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>>767576900

>good goy
Stay "woke". ;-)
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I didnt want to open the slider door so that i wouldnt startle it, but here it is with its head out. Sorry about the plastic bottle liter
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>>767577358
See: >>767577348
River cooter.
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>>767577383

Calm your tits, nigger. It's just a prank, bro!
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>>767576424
looks like a red eared turtle which are aquatic
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fagstalker
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>>767577415
Was pointing out it's not a box turtle my dude
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I also doubt its tortoise-ness

https://tpwmagazine.com/nature/media/Turtles.pdf
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>>767577262
Here you go
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>>767577262
Heres the closest photo i could get of his arms before i had to head off to the gym
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>>767577849
so you left him in your yard?
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>>767577805
Can you get a side-on shot mate?
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watch your fingies around him and wash your hands

>because bitey and salmonella
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>>767577849
Turt Reynolds would be a great name, look at his mustache!
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>>767577805
I'm not a specialist on these critters, but that one looks like it lives on land.
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>>767577849

What's your sc, bro?
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>>767576424
anonandmore
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>>767577959
Yes, but my brother is watching it while im gone. I want the best for it, but im not sure if taking care of it or letting it back into the wilderness, but i dont know where Turt Reynolds even came from
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>>767576424
anonandmore
it is a faggot hacker
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>>767577963
I would if i was home, but im entering the weight room about now. Apologies
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>>767576424
anonandmore
1
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>>767578120
Goatwhore666, its an old ass user
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>>767578263
>>767578307
>>767578340

Haha I almost fell for it.
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>>767578275
are there any creeks or rivers near you
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>>767578331
Nah mate, it's alright. Have a good workout!
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>>767578512
yes i posted multiple times
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>>767578587
Yes, there is a small bridge that has a sort of creek full of plant life and that was my best gues to where it must have resided before it came to my house. Should i just leave Turt Reynolds there?>>767578591
Thanks man, have a great day !
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>>767576424
Why call him anything? It's not like he's gonna come running?
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>>767579053
Ive seen fags post threads to name their fish i figured the same thing for this guy for the meanwhile
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Comidore
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>>767579000
most likely it came from there
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>>767576424
Make-a soup?
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>>767577849
reverse google search said snapping turtle. watch yer fingers and your dick.
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>>767579664
not snapper cause snap turtle shells have ridges on it
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