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>>767573018
God, I hate when you name your threads this
Simply because, fuck you.
WHATS YLYL MEANS
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>>767573018
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767573498
3/10
>>767573498
Unfunny faggot
>>767573498
I'm a memexpert, let me point you in the right direction.
If you want this to memeify itself, you need to diversify - like the banana (god bless our lord and saviour Lori). Blend with the memes.
That'll be 35 schekels. You're welcome.
>>767573018
niggers
>>767573498
>hahahahhahah her first relationship wasn’t with the person she would eventually marry, what a dumbass!
>basedfag.rar
>>767573119
lost
>>767575829
Most retarded shit I’ve seen all day
>>767575829
Suddenly I am craving pastrami.
>>767574438
lost
>>767576135
lostered
>>767576088
l o s t
>>767575368
kek
>>767573498
I just really hope you're the same guy over and over again
>>767576791
I'm not sure if that's better or worse though... one person with no hopes or dreams or purpose or a lot of people that have a passing desire to fuck something up
>>767576087
Dumbest think I've read all day
-fixed that for ya
>>767576088
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personal, kid
>>767576904
...
Shit. That actually got me.
I think I'm turning normie.
>>767577228
>yfw dozens of people were still alive when they suicided
they didn't even make it into the top 50 tbh famalamadingdong
>>767577188
>triforce.exe
>>767577396
They also botched their exploding car they had in the carpark for when the cops showed up.
They were failures all around, really.
>>767576087
said the slut
>>767577047
Also with retarded players
>>767577780
>peanut in her throat
major kek
>>767577780
gets me every time kek
>>767578233
>>767578311
lol got 2 dubs
>>767573648
not even 3/10
max 2/10
>>767577137
5 second films was glorious
>>767578817
nice one mate. nice one
>>767578817
why tho
>>767573498
Reposting cuck
>>767575368
Genuinely lost to this. fuck
>>767579234
underrated
>>767579234
Lost
>>767575829
I don't know who started this, but it blows my mind how many idiots think it's real.
>>767579571
kys faggot
>>767573498
fuck off
>>767579857
That's what my penis looks like, and I have a lot of le sexy time.
Seems legit
>>767573498
That was not funny
>>767574111
me in every rekt thread also checked
>>767579857
shills for Big Vaginoplasty
>>767580502
sad
>>767573498
FAGANON STRIKES AGAIN
>>767574723
what the fuck is the answer supposed to be lol
>>767573119
lost already.. 10/10
>>767581323
1g = idfk 100 or 1000mg
>>767580250
Let's break this down and try to get to the root of why you find this image funny anon.
>Nice clean hair and trimmed beard.
>Well dressed artsy style with a new wrist watch.
>Neat edgy weapon to defend himself.
>Hard worker with a good paying job.
> Respects his mother but is not a push over and stands up for himself.
> In fairly good health and physical condition.
The only thing he seems to be missing is a belt.
So tell me anon, are you jealous? Does he appear to own qualities that you wish you possessed? Are you mad that he cashed in his good boy points? Or upset that you do not own any of this currency? Tell us what you find funny about this picture.
>>767580502
tbh if he took care of his hair and skin he'd be really cute.
>>767581662
Nigga you gay
>>767574111
The fuck is going on in this vid?
>>767576088
why is this ok when a woman does it?
>>767581970
>because feminism
>>767573119
HFUGHHH
>>767576915
Kek
>>767580502
would ravage their asshole
>>767582198
Proof that being the father of a girl is the ultimate form of cuckholdry.
>>767579571
what is this.... is this what wholesome is?
>>767583022
No. It's called cringe.
>>767582879
being real for a second, this bs about the dress makes me really mad
>>767583143
oh i see, i knew something wasnt right if there was something wholesome in my live, have a good day sir
>>767582416
joke's on you, he is the one fucking them
>>767582879
Riley fo sho
>>767583575
D E S I G N A T E D
>>767576088
"The Hospital" the first installment in "The mountain man" series by Keith C. Blackmore. Audiobook read by RC Bray
>>767583240
Absolutely agree man. Total BS. I dont see black guys getting called out for wearing big gold chains and acting like gangsters, appropriating Italian American culture.
>>767577780
>Her chest edges are super difficult
lost
>>767575537
lost
>>767579857
It's real you virgin
>>767584515
That desk looks very nervous
>>767573119
goddammit
>be me
> go on 4chan
> get called a newfag by newfags
>mfw
>>767585423
newfag
>>767585423
newfag
>>767585423
>posts pepe
>not a newfag
kys newfag
>>767580612
Neat
>>767577519
also none of their propane bombs they set up in the cafeteria went off
honestly just shitty mass murderers tbh
>>767585423
Well when did you get here gay boi, yesterday?
>>767586391
>>767573498
That was fast
>>767581317
ya reddit sucks. I got banned from r/mtg/ for telling on of the female commentators that i would like to take her out to dinner then finger her asshole.
>>767587100
no way being a dick to someone who has power in a community got you backlash in that community?
wow ur rite anon reddit sure sounds like the issue here
>>767587291
and how exactly as saying I would take her out to dinner in any way offensive?
>>767577692
Newfags replying to that thread
>>767587538
Probably because your face looks like a pepperoni pizza and you smell like a bag of assholes.
>>767573401
Y - End
L - Degenerate
Y - Pederastic
L - Behaviour
>>767582198
Poor cunt
>>767575829
Yeah, it says "sexual activity" not number of partners.
>>767576791
it would seriously disturb me, if someone actually copied it to post it, too. Must be one person
>>767573498
good one
>>767575368
I like that
>>767588557
That's because you're a fucking Jewish shill
>>767577692
the "it's a fucking" one was better
>>767576087
lost
@libtard dyke white women
nice fucking cuts
>>767577037
never were anything but
>>767581662
Personally, I find it disgusting that he wasted those good boy points on a watch. Those would have been better spent on tendies.
>>767574382
Underrated
>>767589204
Thanks for that insightful and totally useless observation.
>>767587100
You should've wrapped your offer in a mtg-relateded pun. For all I know that's what redditors do: make puns.
>>767588394
You sure like commas.
>>767589404
Shut up, stupid
>>767589438
And you sure like cock.
Want one?
>>767580502
A COMPANION
UNOBTRUSIVE
>>767587783
where does this "dissolve into triangles" stuff come from??
>>767589688
Your ass
>>767589398
Underrated
>>767589438
I'm German, we comma the shit out of every sentence. Don't know how to set them properly in English, though...
>>767589398
Have an upvote
>>767589882
Get the fuck out, kraut
>>767589775
Didn't help but made me mildly kek
>>767589961
Nee, du.
>>767589882
They're sentence enhancers. Sprinkle them liberally for maximum fancy.
>>767587100
I chortled at this
>>767580612
Jesus..
>>767590104
Yea, that's who that is getting the face polishing.
>>767577692
>newfags replying to stale joaks
>screencapping it
Wew lad, It's terminal my /b/rothers.
>>767590068
>Sprinkle them liberally for maximum fancy.
I'll try to remember your eloquent words, /b/ro
>>767581970
>woman
>>767590318
just like, I the whole fleshlight.
>>767581970
this doesn't look okay to me. who knows the aftermath?
>>767590318
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP KEK KEK KEK
>>767590382
just like urinating on flowers, my dude
>>767589194
Thank you, anon. I was literally about to post this.
>>767590663
That always helps me remember things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfTjTJh2JMc Sound of god and proof hes real
>>767574111
lost and checked
>>767590512
>instructions unclear, dick caught in (insert foreign object here)
>>767590771
Someone was obligated.
I felt duty bound to comply.
>>767591003
MY personal favorite.
>>767573401
Y: Ba
L: Na
Y: N
L: A
Looks like you understand it already.
>>767591132
Lost
>>767585423
welcome to 4chan, newfriend! :)
>>767591287
is this loss
>>767576087
Nice, I just donated to her cause.
>>767591112
>1112
>>767591287
Post more electric retard.
>>767579571
positive feels
>>767580502
Fix eyebrows, clear up skin and do something with hair and honestly it wouldn't be to bad looking, better than most traps.
>>767589688
checked
it's from the new avengers movie
>>767580502
rip in peace
>>767591625
Is that what you told the police?
You were positive feels on those titties?
>>767589651
Plays that song that's so elusive
>>767589398
Thanks for that insightful and totally useless opinion.
>>767573498
Cunt.
>>767574111
chucked
>>767577780
>it sucks for my spooder
>>767592286
Dick
>>767578428
is that the guy from twisted sister
>>767584515
First thing I’ve lost to in a while.
>>767581323
a unit of measurement
>>767580253
Literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen
>>767574111
its a copy pasta also gake AND fay and bait and you fell for all of it.
>>767582006
Isn't salami haram?
>>767573498
copypasta
>>767580502
Still lonely without a girlfriend, tho
>>767576915
this made me loose. not the actual picture at first
fuck you
>>767593132
The only thing that made you loose was that huge nigger dick you took in the ass, you fucking stupid faggot
>>767578062
THAT'S THE FOOKIN' JOK!
>>767593290
Shut up
>>767586372
They were high school kids, they had barely just figured out how their dicks worked, is it a surprise they're not munitions experts?
>>767580502
Kek. I'd fuck her.
>>767593434
*him
>>767574274
35 schekels? Too cheap
>>767576087
Fuck, I hate racists like this gorilla.
>>767581970
It's not.
>>767593662
Please.
Gorillas are actually somewhat gentle and cute.
That thing is neither of those
>>767591688
Wouldn't two wieners give him PTSD?
>>767573018
>He is the author...
>>767580318
Sauce?
>>767594305
As requested
>>767594508
literally a nigger, gtfo
>>767580502
Jokes on you I'm a faggot now, so I won!
>>767573498
underage b&
>>767580502
I wish she was my girlfriend.
>>767593022
You can get halal salami, and also have an endless discussion about whether salami really truly is salami anymore if it's also halal, however, that's soo far outside the point, since the joke flew over your head in the first place.
>>767573498
Nice pasta fag
>>767582416
Look up the word cuckholdry m8.
>>767594736
Fuck you
>>767594817
Why?
Will we see your picture?
>>767592278
Sauce
>>767594073
Not if they both used condoms
>>767577692
>actually screencapping this and posting it as though it's good
>>767583575
Lost
>>767593548
You must be new here
>>767594663
The joke wasn't funny, so it's not surprising he didn't address it.
>>767576087
Donated. Feels good paying long due reparations
>>767576791
I know dude! I’ve seen this fucking faggot post this garbage on every Thread that has anything to do with any kind of fucking anything. Same pic and everything. >>767573498
>>767594817
>Look up the word cuckholdry m8.
m8, a father raises his daughter to be fucked by someone else, fathers even hand over their daughters to whoever will/has fucked them during weddings.
if that's not getting cucked, then what is?
This would also apply to a father raising a gay guy that bottoms.
>>767583575
yu madarchode us indians will rule the counties in 20 yrs time. we will be your dads and control the world.
>>767595984
>if that's not getting cucked, then what is?
getting cheated on by your wife you stupid cunt, that's what getting cuckolded is, when your wife or husband has sex with someone that isn't you, it has nothing to do with the father/daughter relationship
>>767596507
>yu madarchode us indians will rule the counties in 20 yrs time. we will be your dads and control the world.
He's right, now India has all its energy pouring into learning poo in loo, once they can they will focus on world domination.
>>767596693
>getting cheated on by your wife you stupid cunt, that's what getting cuckolded is, when your wife or husband has sex with someone that isn't you, it has nothing to do with the father/daughter relationship
Are you retarded?
Getting cucked is willingly letting your wife get fucked by someone else while you watch.
here's an example: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad2dc0b1b348
>>767581918
The girl is looking to kill herself and the two guys hanging there distract her while a third man pulls her back in...... Then we see the /b/tard sitting in a window waiting to see if she does a flip.
>>767577780
>Launch my pennis
My sides!!
>>767596693
Triggered father
>>767597044
cuckold
noun cuck·old \ ˈkə-kəld , -(ˌ)kōld \
Definition of cuckold
: a man whose wife is unfaithful
— cuckold transitive verb
The husband's consent is unnecessary.
>>767584515
Gold
>>767589688
Watch Avengers Infinity War you uncultured buffoon.
>>767597503
>Triggered father
implying I'd have a kid
>>767597637
>The husband's consent is unnecessary.
That doesn't disprove my point.
>>767592064
That wouldn't happen.... If Hitler gets Thanos'd the population jumps by 6 Million.... and not a good 6M either.
>>767591287
By jove, that's cp!
>>767595431
Stop.
The feels...
>>767581323
1g of one drug is not the same cost as another gram of a different drug
>>767580336
>newfag falling for it
>>767577699
>thundercock
Ancient dead meme.
>>767578311
Weird Coke ad.
>>767582422
jesus does anyone have the original
>>767579234
lost
>>767573498
Better than Skidaddle Skidoodle
>>767599222
it's probably a trap, who knows
>>767573498
xaxaxa 10/10 ign
>>767573018
Instant Karma Story
>Have a bitch step-sister
>12 years old, fat, and thinks she's hot shit
>She has some friends that come over every once in a while
>Friends are annoying, but relatively tolerable
>Apparently her friends realize she is a fat hunk of shit
>Call her out for being fucking annoying
>Calling her fat and a bitch
>She's fucking distraught
>She fires back with the only thing she has
>"I hope your dog gets hit by a car!" Typical edgy 12 year old insult
>Forgot to mention friends have dog
>So does step-sister
>I know most of you fuckers won't believe this next part, but it actually happened
>Not even 48 hours later, my step-sister's dog gets ran over by a mini-van
>Dog is somehow still alive
>Dog is in a metric fuckload of pain
>Dog is put down
>MFW
>>767599941
rip in peace doggo
>>767599941
>dog is harmed
No.
>>767599941
>:(
>>767599941
Fuck yea dogs are piles of shit just like your sister
Praise jebus
>>767578428
I've seen this picture before but I never noticed the bottle of Hennessy up his ass
