Actual true story inbound:
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
I'm a memexpert, let me point you in the right direction.
If you want this to memeify itself, you need to diversify - like the banana (god bless our lord and saviour Lori). Blend with the memes.
That'll be 35 schekels. You're welcome.
Most retarded shit I’ve seen all day
5 second films was glorious
Let's break this down and try to get to the root of why you find this image funny anon.
>Nice clean hair and trimmed beard.
>Well dressed artsy style with a new wrist watch.
>Neat edgy weapon to defend himself.
>Hard worker with a good paying job.
> Respects his mother but is not a push over and stands up for himself.
> In fairly good health and physical condition.
The only thing he seems to be missing is a belt.
So tell me anon, are you jealous? Does he appear to own qualities that you wish you possessed? Are you mad that he cashed in his good boy points? Or upset that you do not own any of this currency? Tell us what you find funny about this picture.
You can get halal salami, and also have an endless discussion about whether salami really truly is salami anymore if it's also halal, however, that's soo far outside the point, since the joke flew over your head in the first place.
>actually screencapping this and posting it as though it's good
I know dude! I’ve seen this fucking faggot post this garbage on every Thread that has anything to do with any kind of fucking anything. Same pic and everything. >>767573498
>Look up the word cuckholdry m8.
m8, a father raises his daughter to be fucked by someone else, fathers even hand over their daughters to whoever will/has fucked them during weddings.
if that's not getting cucked, then what is?
This would also apply to a father raising a gay guy that bottoms.
>if that's not getting cucked, then what is?
getting cheated on by your wife you stupid cunt, that's what getting cuckolded is, when your wife or husband has sex with someone that isn't you, it has nothing to do with the father/daughter relationship
>yu madarchode us indians will rule the counties in 20 yrs time. we will be your dads and control the world.
He's right, now India has all its energy pouring into learning poo in loo, once they can they will focus on world domination.
>getting cheated on by your wife you stupid cunt, that's what getting cuckolded is, when your wife or husband has sex with someone that isn't you, it has nothing to do with the father/daughter relationship
Are you retarded?
Getting cucked is willingly letting your wife get fucked by someone else while you watch.
here's an example: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad2dc0b1b348
The girl is looking to kill herself and the two guys hanging there distract her while a third man pulls her back in...... Then we see the /b/tard sitting in a window waiting to see if she does a flip.
Instant Karma Story
>Have a bitch step-sister
>12 years old, fat, and thinks she's hot shit
>She has some friends that come over every once in a while
>Friends are annoying, but relatively tolerable
>Apparently her friends realize she is a fat hunk of shit
>Call her out for being fucking annoying
>Calling her fat and a bitch
>She's fucking distraught
>She fires back with the only thing she has
>"I hope your dog gets hit by a car!" Typical edgy 12 year old insult
>Forgot to mention friends have dog
>So does step-sister
>I know most of you fuckers won't believe this next part, but it actually happened
>Not even 48 hours later, my step-sister's dog gets ran over by a mini-van
>Dog is somehow still alive
>Dog is in a metric fuckload of pain
>Dog is put down