ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons try to figure out the game. i'll start.
>wake up after the apocalypse
>save earth with a demolition tool and a blasian
Kinda long to add confusion.
>Open a head's forehead
>Take circles out
>Feed it circles
>Give it legs in its head
>Bounce balls on legs
>Legs become legs on bottom of neck
>No torso, remember
>Run a race
>Head becomes fish tank, feed fish
>Head becomes little birds that all fly away in a pack
>get dropped into africa to find some gun dealer
>get dragged into some civil war
>use diamonds as currency for some reason
>game has more attention to detail than any other game in the franchise to come after it.
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
>Protagonist is going to be sold as a slave
>revives except not having earthly memories
>send dead people to heaven
>protagonist become the God of creation
>not siding with the based legion
>be spoilt rich white boy
>island vacation with friends
>suddenly, you're a native too because muh kindred spirit
>become badass, bloodthirsty warrior in a matter of weeks
I'm guessing you meant to respond to one of mine in which case you are a winner!