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ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons try to figure out the game. i'll start.

>wake up after the apocalypse
>save earth with a demolition tool and a blasian
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>>767783421
HL2
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>trying to wake up grill
>ride a horse
>fight old rocks
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>>767783859

Shadow of the Colossus
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Young boy time travels to the future to defeat a green sand nigger.
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>go to island
>cold as fuck
>kill ex co-workers
>destroy their stolen robot
>most impractical military vehicle ever built
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>WW3 happens
>humanity survives underground
>kill mutants
>find missile silo
>wipe out entire race of sentient mutants who were only trying to help you
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>>767784579
Fallout?
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>>767784434
Metallic cog liquid
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>>767784579
Metro 2033 too easy
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>>767784856
WinRAR.
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>>767784579
METRO
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>>767784579
Airborneradioactivematerials 3
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>>767784434
Metal Gear Solid
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>>767784864
compress yourself
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>your dust
>you kill charcoals
>last boss is the first boss but also PVP
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>>767783421
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
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>>767784930
Dank Souls 3
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>be on mars
>oh no brother is kill
>smash shit with hammer
>blow shit up too
>a lot
>there's a story? whatever
>blow more shit up
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>>767784967
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Kinda long to add confusion.
>Open a head's forehead
>Take circles out
>Feed it circles
>Give it legs in its head
>Bounce balls on legs
>Legs become legs on bottom of neck
>No torso, remember
>Run a race
>Head becomes fish tank, feed fish
>Head becomes little birds that all fly away in a pack
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beating up NEETS as a second job, but the second job is in an ANCAP society
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>>767783421
>God Dammit
>fucking shit
>praise the sun
>fucking shit dammit!
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>worst bad trip one could ever have on acid
>goes into a murder spree
>used as a weapon by ultra-nationalist
>fast forward a few month later
>shit goes down hard and WW3 happen
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>Be a swimmir
>Shit goes 'oh no'
>My friend fights with Wilson
>I f'n die
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>>767785077
Dark Souls
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>>767785014
too easy, red faction guerrilla
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>You jump and shit
>Sweet dance/dubstep soundtrack
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>>767785080
Uh.. wolfenstein?
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>Fishy Metroidvania
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>get dropped into africa to find some gun dealer
>get malaria
>get dragged into some civil war
>use diamonds as currency for some reason
>game has more attention to detail than any other game in the franchise to come after it.
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>>767785194
Nope
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>>767785148
That weird dance game with the pads and shit?
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>>767785208
Far cry 2
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>>767785225
No, more like the Super Meat Boy edition
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>>767785205
Shark Tale for the Game Boy Advance
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>ROCKET LAUNCHER
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>Fuck shit up
>fuck shit up while wearing a speedo
>fuck shit up with a dildo bat while wearing a cat head
>fuck shit up while stoned
>everyone ends up loving you for fucking shit up
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>i'm a hero
>you're a hero
>too many snipers
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>>767785080
Is it any of the cod games?
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>>767785345
overwatch
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>>767785302
Yes, it's true. But I was thinking more of an indie PC game from around 2010
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>Enslave animals and force them to fight for your amusement.

Also >>767785326 Saint's Row 3
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>>767785345
Battlefield one
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>Patrick Warburton get trampled by sheep
>Must collect 100 yorbels
>a real wild boy
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>>767785326
saints row 3
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>>767785326
Saints row???
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>>767785358
Nope
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>>767785368
Shrek Super Slam for the Game Boy Advance?
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>>767785372
Pokemon
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>>767785358
Isn't it past your bedtime?
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>>767785365

You win!
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>>767785372
>>767785396
>>767785418
Saints row series in general, fucking loved the randomness of it.
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>>767785427
Nope.
>Indie
>PC
>Around 2010
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>>767785439
shit yeah my pops is gonna beat me with jumper cables by lads
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>>767785148
sunset overdrive?
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>>767785563
Nope. It's a Super Meat Boy clone, kind of.
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Elevator Action: The Trump Campaign Edition
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>>767785148
The impossible game
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>>767785372
Far cry primal
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>be WWII
>lean left and peak corner with gun in the wall
>walk back and forward very fast and shoot them
>mfw they cant see or hit you
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>>767785225
>>767785563
>>767785691

Nope. Since you got three strikes, I'll give you the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpfcuD2ckns
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>admin he's doing it sideways
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Yo momma such a ho she can fit a basement in her pussy
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>Zombie Apocalypse: Parkour Edition
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>>767784930
Dust: An Elysian Tale?
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>>767786170
Minecraft
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>>767786170
Dying Light
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>>767786347
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>>767785148
Goat simulator
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>>767783421
https://youtu.be/fN0yHGYG2yw
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>>767785205
aquaria
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>your legs are okay
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>>767786572
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>>767786096
Binding of Isaac
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>1942: Indie Edition
>Sweet dance soundtrack
>"WEAPON UPGRADE"
>"CHAIN LOST"
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>spend 20 minutes getting everyone into the bang bus
> drive 200 feet and everyone gets out of the bang bus
> blow up the generator
> get in bang plane
> fly
> everyone jumps out
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>>767783421
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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>go spying on baddies
>friend turns into a rat
>hot chick is an inventor
>collect floaty thingies
>beat the shit out of everything
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>Work for Walmart
>want to kill yourself
>start working for business inherited from your grandpa instead
>save town from walmart
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>>767787062
jak and dexter
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>>767787062
Jak and Daxter?
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you set bombs in the desert and shoot people
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>The Secret Order of Dagon: Roguelike Edition
>Sacrifice those sinners!
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>>767786623
E.Y.E..
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>>767785966
Counter Strike Source. sucks they nerfed bhopping in GO
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>>767787153
Stardew Valley
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>>767787356
Winner winner
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>a group of chads and staceys get captured by crazy hispanic man on an island
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>>767784182
Prince of Persia, sands of time?
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>>767783859
Ocarina of Time?
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>>767787535
far cry 3
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>Protagonist is going to be sold as a slave
>Boyfriend saves
>protagonist dies
>revives except not having earthly memories
>send dead people to heaven
>protagonist become the God of creation
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>>767787469
And you are a winner!
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>>767787535
Far cry 3
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>>767787669
whatever this is, I want to play it. Is it spoiling the game if you just tell me?
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>>767785080
Hotline Miami
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>>767785393
>turned into shitty Nickelodeon show
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>be a mailman
>kill Roman soldiers
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>Snek
>Lost your backpack
>Kill your mom
>Pretty good
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>>767787824
New Vegas
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>>767787740
give me 20 minutes.
If no one guesses it, I'll tell you.
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>>767787843
Yup
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>>767787653
>>767787728
yes
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>>767785326
saints row
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>>767786875
STRAFE!
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>>767783421

>Chase the monkeys.
>Catch the monkeys
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>>767787982
Nope. What part of "1942" was hard to understand?
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>>767788053
Ape Escape
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>>767788053
Ape escape, too easy
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>Blonde
>Dramatic hair flips
>Spooky Spanish people
>old midget
>rpg an old guy
>get Tommy gun and suit of armor
>Pretty much demolish next playthrough of game.
>>
>INCAPACITATED
>BARBECUED
>BRUTAL
>SLICE N DICE
>HEADSHOT 1/5
>UNAUTHORIZED FORCE
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>you have been kicked by punkbuster
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>>767783421
What a stupid underage image
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>>767788181
apb reloaded
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>>767785316
Goldeneye.
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>>767788152
No one will get that.
More detail pls
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>>767788139
Resident evil 4
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> Like in the third grade of some shit
>Beat up terrorists
> Brother sacrifices himself
>No, wait, he's okay so they can make a fourth game.
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>>767783421
>mayor bans chicken nuggets
>rebellion
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>>767788316
Nailed it
>>
>>767783421

>no plot
>driving with alot of cars
>offroading game
>shitty refrence to jurassic park in there
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> outcast loser
> different from everyone else
> chosen one to save the world
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>>767785372
Pokemon!
>>
>Side-scrolling spaceship shooter
>one of the gun upgrades literally shoots sperm.
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>>767788622
Injustice
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>>767788622
the matrix
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>>767788622
this is like every jrpg ever
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>>767784930
Dark souls ez
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>>767788466
what kind of mayor bans chicken nuggets
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>start on boat
>Slow and weak af
>Shit happens
>Stab the heart of god
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>>767788469
I've played it way too many times on GameCube, wii, and pc that I'd be a shame to my family to not get it.
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>>767788703
>>767788690
>>767788686

another hint

> you live in a tree
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>>767785205

Undertale
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>experiment gone wrong has caused your twin to become evil
>recover gems shape-shifted into balls
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>>767788466
No one got it. It's Streets of Rouge
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>spend a lot of time fighting a cult
>end up just wishing you had your money back
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>>767788962
ocarina of time
>>
People like hats more than they enjoyed playing the actual vanilla game
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>>767787835
Snake Eater
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>>767788915
God of war?
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>you're in new york
>now you're in northern india
>now you're in europe
>now you're in africa
>now you're in Europe again
>Africa again
>Europe some more
>cold fucking europe
>arabia
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>>767783421
>red boi and blue bio are fighting over a share of land
>unknown child raised by a eagle tries to take over with robots
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>>767789100
Correct
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>>767789259
tf2
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>jaguar man
>beats everyone else up because he's King.
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>>767789199
Nope
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>named after a poop disease
>meet sexy Russian
>sexy Russian and I wreck havoc on earth
>go to the moon
>kill nigger aliens
>finally get a penis
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>>767789220
Battlefield 1?
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>>767789346
Wolfenstein?
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>>767788915
>Also there's Ash everywhere
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>>767787669
>>767787740
>>767787862

Since nobody even tried, It's Valkyrie Profile (PSX)
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>sitting on a king's throne
>shitty day lead you up to this point
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>>767785080
One of the FarCry games?
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>>767788932
Same. Got it off the PlayStation store a couple months back. Still just as good as I remember. I thought the Tommy gun and armor might've made it too east to figure out
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>>767789424
thanks. i'll check it out
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>On a spaceship
>idiots build big alien thing
>ship is overrun by aliens
>you're the engineer who's supposed to fix this
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>Kill natives and take their resources
>Build walls and turrets to keep the unwashed brown masses of native who keep adapting to your tactics
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>>767789186
Winner winner>>767789186
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>>767789318
Winrar
>>
>grew up with a bad remodel friend
>get caught
>become soldier in ww2
>come back and meet same bad friend
>do crime together again
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>>767785106
FF10
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>>767788915
>>767789397
It's fucking Morrowind.
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>>767785316
Metal Slug
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>>767789390
Nope
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>>767785148
Rocket League
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>>767787824
>not siding with the based legion
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>>767789533
Medal of honor?
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>>767789457
I had a sneaking suspicion but those parts were the parts that truly made it click for me.
>>
I played Conker's Bad Fur Day a shitton when I was a kid
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>>767785393
>>Patrick Warburton get trampled by sheep
They made a videogame about the cast of Family Guy going to Comicon?
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>>767789654
No
>>
>>767789468
Dead Space
>>
>Family dies to sauce people
>"I'm feeling quite hungry."
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>>767788915
Morrowind obviously.
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>>767789743
WINNER!
>>
>>767785393


>>767785393
Tak
>>
>Sassy robots
>metal legs so falling doesn't hurt
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>>767783421
>be spoilt rich white boy
>island vacation with friends
>suddenly, pirates
>suddenly, you're a native too because muh kindred spirit
>become badass, bloodthirsty warrior in a matter of weeks
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Minecraft with guns
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>>767789533
Mafia 2?
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>>767789876
Portal
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>>767789897
Winner!
>>
>>767789880
Far cry 3
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>>767789880
Far cry 3
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>Uncle dies on me
>Steal everything I find
>Annoying bitch in my head
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>>767785080
Far Cry 5?
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>>767789365
Nope
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>king's daughter is kidnapped
>you are part of the knights who are needed to find her
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>>767783421
> my half sister has to kill my half brother and her father
> parents are dead
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>>767789880
far cry?
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>>767788622
Prototype?
>>
>spy infiltrating a organization
>big alien conspiracy
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>>767789670
I'm guessing you meant to respond to one of mine in which case you are a winner!
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>beat dog
>piss on gary coleman
>destroy isis
>shoot up mall
>piss on self to put out fire from smoking too much crack
>cats are suppressors
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>DNA.
>Dragons.
>Rock, paper, scissors.
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>>767790012
bonus hint-
>weird magical gems
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>>767790124
fire emblem
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>King is bankrupt and needs money
>Be knights fighting to get most money to become next king
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>>767790147
Negative.
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>>767790120
Postal.
>>
>>767790120
Postal 2. edgy 14 year old me loved the shit out that game
>>
>>767789077
Far Cry 5?
>>
>>767789319
Tekken
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>>767789938
That's it!
>>
>>767785014
Red faction guerrilla
>>
>>767789259
tf2 mvm mode
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>>767790184
A win is you.
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>>767783421
>nude child in the basement
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>>767790120
Postal 2
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>>767789974
Zelda?
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>>767783421
>get a mansion
>is haunted
>vaccum ghosts ghostbusters style
>>
>>767790012
Shovel knight?
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>>767790367
Luigi's mansion
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>>767790397
No
>>
>>767790155
Shovel Knight?
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>>767790420
Winrar!
>>
>>767790356
Correct!
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>>767790466
Cool I won
>>
Wait, shouldnt you be in 'nam? Does that mean it IS you? I dont think thats how bees work...
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>>767790203
Too easy?
Alright
>10 year old dude with attitude
>fucking alien invasion
>no worries though. I've got x-ray specs
>collect purple shit
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>Cleaning Simulator: Deathly Santa Edition
>>
>you live in future where you sell drinks to random people
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>>767790442
It was the first video game I ever bought with my own money. Paid for it in pennies and pissed off the cashier as a kid. It's hard not to forget it.
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>>767790559
bart vs space mutants
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>>767790565
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage
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>>767783421

Saving the world from demons, dragons, goblins, and alike. Rewarded with nothing but a retarded dog, some spare coin and blackjack playing wizard.
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>>767790611
Fuck. Didn't think anyone would remember this game. Well done.
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>>767790627
Dammit.
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