yo /b/ I need some advice
So I got caught smoking weed by the cops on campus so the dean is gonna send a letter home to my parents. It's summer break so I'm living with them now and the problem is that they are super anti-weed. Any ideas on how to confess? should I just tell them now or wait for the letter to come?
>>767780535
You have to kill your parents. This will stop them from reading the letter and solve all your problems.
>>767780649
ya but I'm hoping I can just get the mail and snag the letter, I just don't know when the mail comes and I work a first shift job
>>767780535
tell them to look up the ingredients of holy anointing oil
>>767780535
Tell them now. Tell them that you were curious to try it and did not enjoy it. Then keep smoking, only don't be a dumbfuck about it. Get a vape pen and some concentrate. Use edibles. Vape if you have to smoke flower. Don't burn weed...it has a very distinct smell.
>>767780752
No. This will NOT work. Tampering with federal postal service correspondence is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. The ONLY solution is to kill them both and dissolve the bodies in lye. Do you want to get in trouble anon or not?
>>767780535
That's such a sad fucking image. FUCK YOU
>>767780936
good idea man, I won't even have to worry about that though because I'll just go to friends houses to smoke instead of at home
>>767780535
Tell the dean that if he mails that letter, you'll sue the shit out of the college. You're a full grown adult. The days of someone telling your mommy and daddy should be over.
This isn't fucking high school, asshole.
>>767780535
Tell them you're gay
>>767781283
fax
>>767780535
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THAT BRYERS ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ICE CREAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>767780535
>Uni
>Mailing parents
They can't even discuss your coursework with your parents without your consent. It's against the law. This is bait.
>>767781283
> This isn't fucking high school
> You're a full grown adult
Kek. It is a school. Just like any other. And those who go there simply want to postpone the beginning of their adult life and stay in childhood for a little bit longer. College students are in no way better than little kiddies learning how to read. Except a few additional rights the government hand to you.
>>767780535
Why wait for the letter to come when you can come all over your parents??
Do you even crowd control anon?
DO YOU?
>>767780535
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
Tell them your friend, who is way smarter than you, got busted and said it's your weed, and you didn't expect it to go any further. Then think of a fag you hate AND NAME HIM
>>767781572
But it's not HIGH SCHOOL you fucking dipshit. If he's in college, he's 18. Meaning he's no longer a minor. Meaning the university had better STFU.
>>767781283
Um, no- he still lives at home and daddy s likely paying his way. He is not an adult.
This is now a Breyers ice cream thread
>>767780535
just take the letter before they see it lmao
>>767781842
Dey chips ahoy mama
>>767780535
Just lie.
Tell them thats bs and it was a friend.
Btw your parents are dumb. Not your fault.
>>767781920
Dey Breyers label tho
>2018
>sending letters
>>767780535
well, if you're at college, it's a pretty safe assumption you're at least 18 years old, in which case you can just tell them to mind their own business, you're a grown ass adult and entitled to the freedom to make your own choices and mistakes without their permission or approval
>>767781671
So what that he's not a minor. If someone does something illegal, literally anyone can, and according to law, MUST inform others about a crime committed. You can't deny anyone to tell about your criminal activity to literally any human being, let alone your parents.
Tell the Dean he can send that letter and violate FERPA or he can just shut the fuck up about it.
>>767780535
ummm, you're an adult. communication about your college activities should only be done with you. the fuck kind of college you go to that talks to sends notes to students parents.
go to a real college op
>>767781572
What's it like working in Mcdonalds?
>>767782698
What the hell does Education Records (aka your marks) do with pothead degeneracy? Nobody will protect you because your dumb habits are not a part of the record. Here, a quote from ed.gov
> FERPA also permits a school to disclose personally identifiable information from education records without consent when the disclosure is to the parents of a student at a postsecondary institution regarding the student's violation of any Federal, State, or local law, or of any rule or policy of the institution, governing the use or possession of alcohol or a controlled substance.
Junkies on suicide watch
Just tell them. You'll still get a lot of flak but they'll appreciate it more and will be more forgiving (at least) if you tell them the news before this gay-ass letter gets there.
>>767780535
Weeds legal faggot
>>767781572
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