yo /b/ I need some advice
So I got caught smoking weed by the cops on campus so the dean is gonna send a letter home to my parents. It's summer break so I'm living with them now and the problem is that they are super anti-weed. Any ideas on how to confess? should I just tell them now or wait for the letter to come?
Tell them now. Tell them that you were curious to try it and did not enjoy it. Then keep smoking, only don't be a dumbfuck about it. Get a vape pen and some concentrate. Use edibles. Vape if you have to smoke flower. Don't burn weed...it has a very distinct smell.
No. This will NOT work. Tampering with federal postal service correspondence is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. The ONLY solution is to kill them both and dissolve the bodies in lye. Do you want to get in trouble anon or not?
Tell the dean that if he mails that letter, you'll sue the shit out of the college. You're a full grown adult. The days of someone telling your mommy and daddy should be over.
This isn't fucking high school, asshole.
> This isn't fucking high school
> You're a full grown adult
Kek. It is a school. Just like any other. And those who go there simply want to postpone the beginning of their adult life and stay in childhood for a little bit longer. College students are in no way better than little kiddies learning how to read. Except a few additional rights the government hand to you.
well, if you're at college, it's a pretty safe assumption you're at least 18 years old, in which case you can just tell them to mind their own business, you're a grown ass adult and entitled to the freedom to make your own choices and mistakes without their permission or approval
So what that he's not a minor. If someone does something illegal, literally anyone can, and according to law, MUST inform others about a crime committed. You can't deny anyone to tell about your criminal activity to literally any human being, let alone your parents.
ummm, you're an adult. communication about your college activities should only be done with you. the fuck kind of college you go to that talks to sends notes to students parents.
go to a real college op
What the hell does Education Records (aka your marks) do with pothead degeneracy? Nobody will protect you because your dumb habits are not a part of the record. Here, a quote from ed.gov
> FERPA also permits a school to disclose personally identifiable information from education records without consent when the disclosure is to the parents of a student at a postsecondary institution regarding the student's violation of any Federal, State, or local law, or of any rule or policy of the institution, governing the use or possession of alcohol or a controlled substance.
Junkies on suicide watch
are you salty because you got rejected from every university you applied? dont lie to yourself about the usefulness of them, the same computer you are typing on wouldnt have existed if it wasnt for the tecnological advacement, developed thanks to the eviroment certain place generates