Post Your Hand
Anon makes assumptions about you based on it.
>>767780618
you're a total faggot
>>767780618
OP must be a fag.
>>767780878
OP is always a faggot
>>767780618
OP plays left-handed classical guitar, or is a faggot.
>>767780618
Hands look feminine, that or you need to cut em. You prob take of yourself pretty well, good hygine and such. Keep it up OP
anon is like 30
>>767780618
Girl, early 20s, not overweight, nerdy
>>767781230
5'9", 20s, little overweight, secretly loves the gilmore girls.
>>767781340
autistic /k/ poster
only leaves house to get groceries and go to the gun range
talked to one girl
Op is female over 30 and has a lot of paper brushing over the top of her hand. She enjoys wrestling, has an over whelming ability to suck >dicks
and when she isnt in bed she is making sure to constantly be moving about the house lookong for nothing to do right.
>>767781230
Drinks a lot, has been in jail, makes up stories about the neighbors to sister or boyfriend in order to make sure nothing happens to self, has only the work made for him by his stoner buddies when he sells weed with his dick on it, makes about 20k a year selling weed and has a lot of ways to make money of he needs to bone out of town
I can see my electricity burns
>>767781340
Must be the hand of an incompetent
>>767781893
Never worked a fucking day in your life.
>>767780618
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
>>767781340
Has spent 20k on a single other person and nothing more on the rest. Spends the rest on himself unabidingly. Has shot at people with full intent to miss but never sets foot ina range to do so lawdully, shoot. Has made sure that he never has a hand on a print or a bullet shell out of place in his home bc guns. Has a lot to go for when it comes to making money but hasnt a clue what to do with it. Posts on k. Said, this is good thread to show off my thumb. Makes a mean cheese salad.
>>767782053
Bull! Please again now that the me too movement has gone passed>>767781913
>>767782053
kek that's what a comfy office job is for
stay mad, slave.
>>767780618
>mfw small hands
>>767782442
Do it faggit!
>>767782608
Sharpie in pooper
>>767782636
you like dogs, i bet
>>767782608
Assuming this isn't you.
>>767781340
Looks very soft, you probably manicure and keep yourself well groomed
>>767782705
More of a cat person but yes I like them
>>767781340
Gru?
>>767782636
your parents divorced when you were little
>>767782407
early onset arthritis, you love pancakes
Femanon here
>>767780618
mmm digital
>>767781893
>>767782608
Holding hands
>>767780618
I need to lint roll my comforter again.
>>767782981
eats the whole restaurant
>>767782981
you keep your feelings bottled up inside you, and tend to push others away. you enjoy novels, and think books are better than the movies, you probably really enjoyed infinity wars
>>767781340
fucking gunfag
>>767782981
are you allergic to hipster watches?
>>767782407
WTF YOUR THUMB IS HUGE
>>767783100
suffer from anxiety
>>767782896
Correct! 2 years old
>>767782981
gets me everytime. lol
>>767782608
There appears to be a light scar across the back of your hand. I’m guessing a cat.
Please post full story along with time stamped bewbs etc etc
>>767782817
What's the face for?
>>767783248
Construction worker
>>767783005
Pelor protect us! Get this ghost some sunshine stat!
>>767783070
you used to be in really good shape, youre still in decent shape but dont work out as often, you like building things?
>>767783134
infinity wars was the best movie ever tho
>>767781340
Thats the hand of a faggot that can't deal others with said hands
>>767782903
Ypu live in pennsylvania and are too far yet also kind of a creep still
>>767783303
fax
>>767783280
Bingo.
>>767783100
Overly trimmed nails, hand position showing both front and back, seems showy, but ugly hands so not for cosmetic reasons.
My guess is that you practice card and coin magic, that’s why you have an overdeveloped thumb pad.
>>767782948
Wrong on both
>>767783170
Yep, hitchhiker thumb masterrace
>>767783423
double jointed?
>>767783225
you tried
>>767783289
Sweet vecna!
Used to work out 90 minutes a day, 45 cardio/45 weights. Got promoted into a 11 hr a day job so I sacrificed weights and only do cardio now.
Woodwork in my spare time.
Full marks friend.
>>767783531
Gimme
>>767783531
Guitar
>>767783423
My thumb does that too!
My other thumb looks normal
>>767783411
Overdeveloped thumb pad?!
>>767781343
Nailed it.
>>767783573
yooo thats a little creepy
>>767783248
Masturbation burns.
>>767783293
You have bodies buried in your basement/backyard.
>>767783650
You were injured as a child, your dad didnt care enough about you and slammed the door on your hand on purpose. You were told it was an accident and have lived your whole life idolizing a father that despises you and what you are.
>>767783650
It looks amused
>>767783617
other side
>>767783753
college student? taking that boring ass class cuz he has to, on b to get a break from finals.
>>767783662
Smoke weed errday
>>767783753
Punching walls won't bring your dad back
>>767783840
very long creepy fingers. Probably have a crooked nose.
>>767783650
Brazilian
>>767783753
Engineering/astrophysics student that gets cuts from building/repairing things
>>767783840
Pedo
>>767783753
Gay or bisexual, underweight from bulemia, own at least 1 wig.
>>767783949
gayyymeerrrrr
>>767780618
Left-handed guitarist.
>>767783423
Like
>>767783840
Sweet jinkies you Chose that camera angle.
So fucking creepy. I assume you molest your pet lizard on the reg.
>>767783694
Don't use that hand, sorry.
I have small hands
>>767783949
what's the back of your hand look like?
>>767783497
>>767783627
My whole body is jointed like that. My shoulderblades can pop out
>>767784198
Local troglodyte
>>767783339
Incorrect, anon.
>>767784071
Half breed with gecko, you have paddle fingers.
Early-mid 20s, has never completed a nofap challenge.
>>767784169
you know what to do
>>767784169
Goth does not suit you darling.
![IMG_2196[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90i9djo.jpg "IMG_2196[2].jpg")
>>767784141
Don't worry, /b/ is a no-bully zone.
Mine are smaller anyway.
>>767784246
I do not wut
>>767784141
Big hit with the ladies wid dem sausages.
Back of hand
>>767784276
I wouldn’t say I’m goth well not to goth I tend to go for bright colours too
>>767784289
you most likely have some sand-soap at your shop right? use it.
>>767784176
>>767784141
Mine are also small, tbh >>767782903
>>767784335
i like your hand, are you coloured or just tan?
>>767784230
Ok sorry anon just playing. She made me. Yes its fun.
>>767783753
i would guess mechanic, but those scars look more like they came from burns instead of knucklebusters. Welder?
>at least think of something more insulting pls
....turbonigger?
>>767784385
what race is this?
>>767784373
>>767783584
nah
>>767784385
you ok bro?
>>767784335
S'posing I'm colored. Kidding, I'm brown dude. Thanks, btw.
>>767783949
you might wanna get that melanoma on your thumb looked at.
>>767784283
They are. I’m guessing high schooler, wear lots of black and/or at least one piece of tacky jewelry.
>>767784141
you lift
>>767784417
More like what species?
TIMESTAMP OR IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>767784483
pershian. have you gotten your white bmw yet?
or even worse, audi
>>767784417
German/European circus artist
>>767784443
My dad used to poke fun at me and call me an ogre growing up, thanks for the laugh and flashback
>>767784187
Ultra beta.
>>767784198
Seems legit.
>>767784502
people often mistake me for a highschooler, other 2 are off though
>>767784516
Correct
>>767784471
It's sharpie
:l
>>767784483
>I pull out my werewolf slaying dagger
>>767784545
Black Audi brah
>>767784246
This?
>>767784591
spot on
>>767784631
that's good. because if it was a mole it would be a really fucked up mole. though it's rare to get skin cancer on your hands...
>>767784693
fucking nigger
>>767784385
lol these fucking fingers
>>767784667
Yeah ok.
I was going to laugh at you for being an artist but I must admit that even the composition of this image is pretty good. Nice lighting. Good lines.
>>767780618 (OP)
cut your fucking nails. i almost had a nail fall off because i suck dick at catching sportsball.
>>767784697
Drummer?
>>767784483
what the fuck is wrong with those nails ?
>>767784246
>>767784702
>>767784169
Sorry forgot pic
>>767784833
you have a male chin
>>767784850
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EYESSS
.
>>767784817
Hey thanks for the compliments man!
>>767784833
how's the mtf progress?
>>767784874
4 in the pink. 4 in the stink.
>>767784861
I’m sitting in bed so my chin looks like a worm
>>767784861
men typically do
>>767784850
6'2 mongoloid Slav incel
>>767782981
He said yes
>>767781230
>trust no one
>>767784833
I knew you knew
>>767784892
Johnny Dickfingers
>>767784417
>>767784461
>>767784768
Nobody made assumptions about me yet. I have most probably a gene mutation btw
>>767784956
height is correct but ethnicity is incorrect
1
>>767784874
I see nothing interesting here.
2
>>767785002
piano player
>>767784861
I don’t think it’s that bad when I’m sitting up
>>767785033d
>>767785033
Dope ring
>>767784832
Nothing they're perfect brah
>>767784833
nice tits
>>767784620
I think he meant you have an elevated number of chromosomes
>>767785100
ok its better now, nice eyebrows!
>>767785120
thanks
>>767785002
you got the spergs
Artsy i spose
>>767784697
Medical alert bracelet
Mildly Callused
You might be a gay diabetic
>>767785131
they are white af
>>767780618
>>767784667
That's life.
You're a grower.
>>767785002
Well now I assume that you’re an attention whoring faggot.
>>767785221
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>767785142
Thanks I haven’t done them in a while so that’s really good to hear
>>767785232
Life=kief
Fucking auto-correct
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
>>767785210
Probs the camera flash
>>767785030
I'm white?
What about me?
>>767785120
its an opal
>>767785100
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>767785033
Nice ring
Show tits or gtfo
>>767783070
I don't know what you look like but I'd fuck you just based on your hands. Am non overweight female
>>767785334
ew stay upside down please
>>767785322
is this the natural position for your thumb ? otherwise you might belong with >>767784874
and >>767784385 , the monsters
>>767785033
Born in October or tourist in Australia recently.
Have whored on /b/ before, and in the habit of writing on your body.
Reasonably attractive, probably have a bf.
>>767785131
Goblin hands
>>767780618
R8 it /b/
>>767785334
Ted Cruz is that you
>>767784964
>>767785174
Looks like you're having a seizure
>>767785214
South American I bet
>All these anons posting their fingerprints
>>767785317
my hand, but yes, i am white.
>>767785322
Guitar hero as fuck. Needs more violin with short buested outro music type flings. Also you like sf but dony have a stick. You make art out of poetry and contain only your fathers genes whereas your mothers become you, for a wife, but only link you to a mode of life that suits you better off dead bc catholic.
>>767785214
Hairy female Or effete male?
It’s getting tough to tell these days.
>>767785232
Wat
>>767785443
>>767785097
I can't play but I kinda want to learn
>>767785244
Why?
>>767785166
Maybe low key
>>767785443
Strongman competitor, could probably crack open a bear
>>767785272
Marfin’s Syndrome and chill.
>>767785334
Aww I’m not Australia anymore thanks anon
>>767785221
Mein Gott! Ein neger!
>>767781893
don't post your fingerprint for fuck sake
>>767785428
opal isnt my birthstone. its just beautiful and no, no BF.
>>767785519
Kief, he means you grow herbs
>>767785272
Soft baby hands
>>767785529
Kek
>>767780618
Faggot
>>767783423
do you have a large penis anon?
>>767785539
razzzeeerr gayyymeerrrr
>>767785549
Hot shit, tits plz
>>767785328
>>767785596
Lofuckingl i wish i did.
>>767785412
It isn't, it's cause way hand was positioned in pic
>>767785214
Bottom
>>767783058
MODS MODS MODS
No bully
>>767785547
lol
>>767785322
Wierd fuckin hand man. Drop the extraneous jewelry. It doesn't look good.
>>767785660
oof close one bud
>>767785443
Chad Thundercock
>>767785685
Tumblr artist, probably a furry
>>767785615
Would you like to see it? It's a solid 7"
>>767785539
Gross knobby fingies.
>>767785799
the dubs speak
>>767785539
Goddamn kids never go out in the sunshine these days!!
Gamer.
Mildly overweight
>>767785564
What could you do with fingerprints?
>>767785549
You lost to trump in the election.
>>767785549
At least 80th percentile in this thread.
>>767785868
>What could you do with fingerprints?
>fingerprints?
>FINGERPRINTS??
>>767785564
Dude, I am way to lazy for that sort of thing.
>>767785615
Do you consider this large?
>>767785665
Pretty attractive, very mild callouses visible, nothing indicates hard work.
I’m guessing that you have an office job and a gym membership.
>>767785672
Diamonds.
>>767785860
weak
I know you will get nothing right
>>767785685
Definitely a furry.
>>767786091
mutilated ugly penis, i feel bad for people who get their penises ruined
>>767786091
well, I wouldn't like it in my arse, pal.
3rd for you cucks
>>767786202
I agree. I'm pissed that my parents even considered it. But I'm restoring my foreskin right now
>>767785363
Well that is certainly a new one.
Thanks I suppose!
>>767786323
restoring?
>>767786176
Owner of at least one left hand.
>>767786290
I'll take that as a compliment :)
>>767786309
veins
>>767785737
>>767786309
Stop.
Now you’re just being an attention gobbling whore.
I got recovery scars still goin
everyone here is a fag
>>767785363
Non-overweight as in?
>>767786091
average, kind of skinny, thick conquerors length.
>>767786621
what else would I be?
>>767786629
Why you holding your hand like an old, unrealistic statue? So stiff and unnatural.
“Recovery scars” are just from when they sewed the skin onto your cybernetic frame.
>>767786533
Yep, you stretch it for a few minutes a few times a day and over the course of 1-3 years (depending on stretch quality) you regain full glans coverage and it becomes moist and sensitive again. But of course you don't get your real foreskin back with all of it's amazing nerve endings.
![IMG_20180505_232513[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wcXO0Vd.jpg "IMG_20180505_232513[1].jpg")
>>767786673
Ew.
Motherfucker you one ashy bitch.
Get some lotion.
>>767786673
Coal miner or gunsmith
>>767786799
Holy lol
>>767786877
how mach they cost?
>>767780618
Here's my hand
>>767786673
>tfw have sandpaper dick
>>767786903
Wearing a skin suit made from a much fatter person, so that the lose skin bunches and bulges.
