Welcome to Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade. what will you have?
tfw you only have 5 million bars of pressed latinum
Program holosuite arcade to salon mode.
Quark!! Tell me... What exactly are you planning now?
I'll take a chocolate bunny too, it'll come in handy later.
I'll leave you the bottle, and give me a minute for that bravari
i do ok. i wanna get in your action but i dont think you have the lobes for it
these arent the Ferenguys youre looking for.
DONT GIVE ME THAT QUARK!! Just last week you tried to rip off that confused Tullain freighter engineer! Do you think that they would need their back up isolation condenser purifiers in the Delta Quadrant?
if you could reason with ferengi
there would be no ferengi
>this shit aint logical
"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?"
Londo to Vir, Born to the Purple
They were religious pilgrims Quark!!! Listen to me you crook! I have my eye on you and if you try anything, I will be there!
Gagh, served live! I'm the goddamn chancellor of the high council you pathetic little man.
I'll have one unobtainable female to fall in love with please.
you realize bongs are supposed to be reusable, right?
Can I get a new head please? The holosuite had it's safeties disengaged.
Never forget him in Silent Rage w/Chuck Norris.
YOU FUCKED ME UP YOU BIG EARED FAGGOT
this guy's son directed "arachnoquake"