Welcome to Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade. what will you have?
>>767810249
Prune Juice.
>>767810345
>>767810249
tfw you only have 5 million bars of pressed latinum
>>767810398
hey, for a hoo-mon, 5 million bars ain't bad.
>>767810249
A vodka straight for myself and a bravari for my abassadorial friend.
Program holosuite arcade to salon mode.
Quark!! Tell me... What exactly are you planning now?
>>767810249
Just a raktajino please. And I want to try that Alamo program everyone's been playing.
Gimme sum beans on toast and a tall glass of OJ nigga!
I'll take a chocolate bunny too, it'll come in handy later.
>>767810496
I'll leave you the bottle, and give me a minute for that bravari
>>767810434
ha! oh brother.
>>767810249
i do ok. i wanna get in your action but i dont think you have the lobes for it
>>767810565
I can asure you constable that anything I have planned is still at least three weeks out. now, can I get you anything?
>>767810692
Big talk for a hoo-man who got killed by a bridge.
>>767810565
these arent the Ferenguys youre looking for.
I can hear their voices when I read it!!!
>>767810690
Rom, is suite number 3 back in working order yet?
>>767810249
I wanna fuck your Moogie
>>767810770
you couldn't afford it!
>>767810707
(he's up to something i know it)
>>767810674
Good times!
>>767810707
DONT GIVE ME THAT QUARK!! Just last week you tried to rip off that confused Tullain freighter engineer! Do you think that they would need their back up isolation condenser purifiers in the Delta Quadrant?
>>767810798
if you could reason with ferengi
there would be no ferengi
>this shit aint logical
>>767810574
Hasperat - and none of that kosha shite ya fuckin' space Yid
>>767810769
no, I had to get nog out of the brig, the little rascal and that jake boy did something really baaad.
>>767810896
>>767810868
Now I can tell you're bluffing Odo! just how in the name of the grand nagus do you think anyone is going to get to the Delta quadrant from here?
>>767810898
Why am I not surprised?
never mind that, your main job right now is to get that suite back up and running.
>>767810893
Good - now a whisky - none of that synthahol crap neither.
"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?"
Londo to Vir, Born to the Purple
I'm watching you marry a klingon as I type, Quark. How was the honeymoon?
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>>767810988
They were religious pilgrims Quark!!! Listen to me you crook! I have my eye on you and if you try anything, I will be there!
>>767811135
Trust me, you do not have the Latinum to here me tell that story.
>>767811207
That show was such a cheap shit copy from Babylon 5 that it's not even funny.
>>767811060
you got it, brother!
>>767811106
Hey it's Bluto!
>>767810801
Fuck that. She's only worth one piece of gold pressed latinum, without the latinum.
>>767810249
wesley crusher to the holodeck stat!
>>767811313
It seems you are not are not aware of the 31st rule of acquisition. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. now ,unless you want to buy something, GET OUT!
>>767810249
Gagh, served live! I'm the goddamn chancellor of the high council you pathetic little man.
>>767811398
I'm a new customer, and according to rule 203 we're like razor-toothed gree worms. We can be succulent, but sometimes we bite back.
>>767811263
No that was Belushi, Furst was Flounder in Animal House.
>>767811535
>>767811559
I'll have one unobtainable female to fall in love with please.
>>767811709
Classic
>>767811783
kid, I couldn't get you that for a billion bricks of gold pressed latinum.
now, some time in the holosuite can be had at a reasonable price.
i'll have another bong please
>>767811849
you realize bongs are supposed to be reusable, right?
Can I get a new head please? The holosuite had it's safeties disengaged.
>>767811263
Never forget him in Silent Rage w/Chuck Norris.
>>767811984
OK, here ya go.
>>767812057
Beat me to it, I was gonna post rotating chicken heads.
>>767810249
>So.O He is behind??
>>767812057
YOU FUCKED ME UP YOU BIG EARED FAGGOT
>>767812301
and you fucked up the transparent layer
>>767811984
>>767812057
>>767812301
>>767811559
this guy's son directed "arachnoquake"
