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Time for the ol
Femanon Q&A thread!

You know the drill. You ask questions and femanons answer them.

Tits are not required but highly encouraged
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>>767806800
Never forget the rules
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>>767806800
bruh, how much do you REALLY masturbate?
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>>767806800
What's considered kinky for you?
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>>767807341
I really don't because I have a bf that takes care of all that.
Maybe twice a month I go solo
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>>767806963
No.
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>>767807341
Pretty much every day. Sometimes I can do weeks without it though, it kind of comes and goes.
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>>767807473
Well a lot of stuff that's "kinky" I consider "cringy"

So role play, calling someone "daddy", the use of "instruments"

All of it to me is just...weird and makes me cringe
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>>767806963
I don't give a shit
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>>767807473
not op
anything lewder than a hug is a bit much but i have some baggage
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>>767807473
I understand that the hentai tags are interesting to my sick taste, i also I get interested with insect hentai, not If im proud of fapping to this, but...
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>>767807341
Im 29 years old virgin... Hentai is the thing that get me into that, still not that much, only when im in heat...and It is quite random
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>>767808017
Also, im not the op.
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I Already fapped to Minecraft porn.
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Serious question:

My ex messaged me on an obscure and forgotten social network 10 years after we broke up. We had a quick chat, things haven't changed. All men she's together with end up being total pigs and ruin her life. I used to be a shoulder for her to cry on, then hit the gym(thanks /fit/) and fucked her. We broke up shortly after. Now she's messaging me regularly. If I don't respond, she logs in multiple times per day(there's a "last seen" on her profile page), but doesn't write/reply anything unless I initiate the conversation. Being the autistic fuck I am, I always make our conversations awkwardly sexual. She is visibly pissed off by it. Yet she keeps coming and keeps "talking" with me. Our conversations make no sense, it's just regurgitating old memes and talking about nonsense.

Femanons - what gives? What's the purpose for all of this? I told her I still want to fuck her badly, she said she's not interested in me and I don't turn her on. She just enjoys the conversations. There are none.
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>>767807341
It varies week by week. Some weeks I can go totally without, others I'll do it like 5 times a day if I have nothing to do
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>>767808298
She's probably feeling sentimental about you in some way. Maybe she's testing the waters a bit
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>>767808298
Sounds like she's just lonely and wants the interaction.
The conversation probably only seems pointless to you because you just want to fuck her so I'm sure everything in the convo is pointless.

Sounds like she's just trying to have a casual chat because she probably doesn't have anyone else
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>>767808450
She's married, yet unhappily(wow, what a surprise. all her ex'es turned out to be total jerks). She hasn't had sex in well over a year(at least that's what she says). I'm also married and my marriage is just fine, but I'm sexually frustrated and kinda interested in some diddling around. Her stance is that cheating is morally wrong.

>>767808477
It's very sad, if that's the case. However she said she's found a new soul mate. One that will wait for her, take her in after her divorce and love her unconditionally ever after. If that's the case, why me? Why the fuck does she still initiate all these conversations with me, if she has a guy waiting out for her and being there, for her? I'm autistic and generally treat people like shit. I don't really care what's going on in her life, I just want to fuck her one last time, not be a human equivalent for a box of tissues.

I'm just confused.
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>>767808801
Well you said before you were her shoulder to cry on so maybe she just has a misguided trust in you. Maybe has mistaken you as an actual friend still
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>>767808913
That was 10 fucking years ago. With no contact for all these years.
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>>767809446
So? If you were a decent person to her then she probably doesn't see why you couldn't be one now
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Bump
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Do you girls actually like being eaten out or it's just a meme?
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>>767809572
10 years is a long time. I was 20, now I'm 30. This isn't some 500 Days of Summer teenager shit I'm talking about. I'm a completely different person. I have nothing left from 10 years ago. No friends, no feelings, nothing.

Am I mistaken in saying she doesn't have anyone? Meaning that there is nobody waiting for her. Her marriage has fallen apart and she's just fucking lonely and desperate. All her friends moved on(like mine did), there is no special someone waiting for her, it's all just a bluff. Nobody to talk to. Except me.

I feel pity for her now, given the benefit of doubt, but, damn, I'd full full fucking fledged remorse if it's really true. Fucking sad.
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>>767810414
Love it.
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>>767810414
I'm sure some girls do. I personally don't really care. I dont get much out if it but the action itself is sort of erotic
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>>767806800
Tits are always required
Sage this shit
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>>767810451
Well i doubt shes gonna be honest and admit that she's lonely....probably think a she will look pathetic.


So may be she's just burned all her bridges and is now trying to see if the bridge with you is still there or at least is attempting to rebuild it.
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>>767810514
Hey newfriend
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>>767810514
Fuck off you obsessed autistic retard
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>>767810514
nah
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Bump
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I don't have an issue or question, but wanted to thank the femanons who are willing to wade through the ankle deep pig shit on 4chan to actually try to help some of these manlets think more intelligently about life and other people.

And I don't need to see your tits; I've seen lots.
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Can any femanons here tell me what the deal with airline food is? Same question to the manons, too, I suppose.
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>>767810593
Thanks, whoever you are. I appreciate the time and concern. This shed some light onto this situation, gave me some food for thought. I'll just stop responding, it's wrong. Past days are over and she has a history of getting together with men, who are deemed assholes later on. Every single time. If she's lonely and really doesn't have anyone for her, let it be. I'm not going to become her male friend that listens to all her boyfriend problems, not anymore.

>>767811111
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>>767806800
>So.O He is behind??
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99% that she's a trap
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>>767808298
shes waiting for you to get your shit together. $$$
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>>767807341
not much... maybe once a week
i prefer sex w/ daddy
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>>767811114
Wow. That's really good of you to say anon. It's people like you that keep me from losing faith in the people of /b/.
So thank YOU for not being an autistic basement dweller.
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>>767811245
Yea if you aren't willing to be a friend to her it's best not to give her false hope.

Hope things go well anon
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>>767811315
Uh...who?
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>>767811774
If you knew then it wouldn't be a trap.
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gf's birthday next month. what do girls like? never had a gf before
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>>767811692
>It's people like you that keep me from losing faith in the people of /b/.
>So thank YOU for not being an autistic basement dweller.
Why do you visit /b/ if not for its autistic, basement dwelling population?
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considering the fact that you have no balls, where do you store your pee?
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>>767808801
Don't ruin your marriage by cheating you fucking degenerate.
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>>767812032
Having itchy balls doesn't help my marriage either. I regularly fap with camwhores online, does that count as cheating? As long as she doesn't know anything about it.
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>>767806800
Snippa
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>>767811863
Does your gf wear makeup?

I don't like it when I get actual gifts sometimes because of hate it if I didn't like it or never used it and I can be a fickle bitch.

My bf realized this after he noticed a few of his gifts weren't being put to use (I loved the thought but they were just things I could find the excuse to even use).
So now he gets me ULTA gift cards when it comes to gifts.
A minimum of 50 bucks lol.
Put 20 bucks on it and she could only buy herself a sponge at best.


But yea I prefer gift cards so I can just pick out my own gift
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>>767811885
I come for the Gore, unusual porn, and to be in a community where my mind of humor is accepted...just so happens that some times autismos share those interests too
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>>767811961
In the bladder
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>>767806800

Do women like mens asses just like men love womens asses (we absolutely love them, i just want to squish my face in there)?
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>>767812292
A guys butt can be cute but I wouldn't put my face near one and I have a serious fear of men's buttholes...like they really scare me and make me uncomfortable
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>>767811961

females do have balls you fucking incel—ovaries are gonads, just like testicles; they even look the same, only difference is one makes boy juice and the other makes girl eggs
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>>767808298
She probably doesnt like how you treated her and knows you just want to bang her. being treated like an object is a huge turn off for most girls. but she likes parts of you thats why she continues to respond. make her feel like youre interested in her.
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>>767810414
if your good at it then yes
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>>767806800
Have you ever accidentally pooped your pants?
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>>767811863
you could always make her something. if you have pictures of you guys you could do a collage or something. or get her a necklace or a ring. something she can wear everyday and be reminded of you. its sappy but it usually works.
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>>767811863
gift cards to sephora, ulta, f21
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>>767812580
It happens to everyone, if I'm being real.
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Fem's...so i quit my job, and worked with alot of women. Young old all kinds, im avg looking but have ruler verifed dick of being large.

A little later 2 of them start hitting me up, i have no idea why. I'm a drunk drug addict who will fuck anything that moves, one has kids the other doesn't. Am i just something to cure there bordem?
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>>767812580
I've trusted a fart I shouldn't have a couple times before


But luckily I was home when that's happened. In fact it sort of a rule that I only let the sketchy farts out at home just in case some thing happens. If I'm out and about and I've had stomach issues that day then I don't take any chances
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>>767812949
Hitting you up how?

I mean sometimes girls just like to be friends. You worked with them so you obviously had some sort of bond with them so maybe they're just trying to be friendly and ask how you're doing...

I mean I quit my job and I sometimes hit up my old coworkers and ask how they're doing and shit because I was cool with them...doesnt mean I want to fuck them
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>>767812529
and what do you consider good? I realise that it's very subjective, but I'm way too shy to ask my partners. They seem to enjoy it tho
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>>767811114
This. Way too many woman-hating incels in this board
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>>767811885
Hehe same. Sometimes i wonder what's wrong with me
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>>767806800
Why do whites have such punchable faces?
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>>767811114
Stop virtue signaling
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>>767813560
Same reason why niggers arent taken seriously
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>>767813821
But why are whites so afraid of us? They won't make eye contact
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>>767812282
Only meme replies to newfags pls thx
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>>767812429
They are not balls tho...
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Why do women treat men like objects?
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>>767806800
Can you eat out a girl while she's on her period?
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>>767813878
Because we don't like looking at you animals
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>>767810494
>>767812529
Ok but what's good oral?
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>>767814180
Stop asking these questions, you fucking incel pervert. You just want to get off on girls talking about their vaginas.
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>>767814041
I treat my man like a king
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>>767814265
Sounds like you're far from "not scared"
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>>767813878
But why are Africans close to tears when I make eye contact with them?
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>>767814090
I mean you could...if you wanna get blood and uterine lining all up in your mouth.

Though I'm pretty sure no girl is gonna want your face down there during her period anyway
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>>767814315
I guarantee you this never happens, unless it's from smelling your wet dog smelling ass
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>>767814314
How do I sound like anything? You can't even hear me lol

Like I said. Niggers are hilarious. Maybe they were a bit intimidating in the 90s but these new niggers are a fucking joke lol
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>>767814456
Intimidating in what way? So you admit that the black man strikes fear in you and you should respect him? You fear the black man because you know what will happen if you had a violent encounter with him, you are insecure.
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Why do femanons fantasize about being raped, but then when it happens they get all #metoo about it?
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Why do women not have sex with multiple men more often? Don't you want to see how many men you could gather and how many boners you could cause, just to see?
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>>767814571
Lmfao the level of troll here is cringy.
I think you need to go to bed darling
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>>767806800
>not required just encouraged
Sounds like your personal policy towards having a spine.
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Fuck you, I just want to be better at sex stuff.
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Shit I meant you
>>767814756
>>767814291
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>>767814572
Women fantasize about being dominated...domination and rape are a bit different.


Like if some random fucker on the street forces himself on me then that's rape because i don't know him and d ont want anything from him.


Now if my boyfriend came up behind me and thru me on the bed and fucked me then that's fine.
He's my bf, I've given him ownership of my vagina and he has a right to have it when he wants.


So really girls want their bfs to "rape" them....not some sleazy neckbeard in an alley lol
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>>767812415
>have a serious fear of men's buttholes...like they really scare me and make me uncomfortable

just get your tongue up there and enjoy it
it will be fine
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how gross is your pussy?
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>>767814858
>He's my bf, I've given him ownership of my vagina

ya all posting in a incel thread
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>>767814725
When I was single I was sleeping with multiple men. I feel like my approach to sex was like a guys quite honestly. I had at least 3 fuck buddies I could call at any given time when I wanted.
Granted I could have fucked way more than I actually have but I know what I'm capable of doing to men already. I didn't need to keep going.

Now I'm taken and I'm more satisfied with the boners I give my man
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>>767815005
I meant in a group setting, like 3 on 1 or 10 on 1
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>>767814859
I'll pass

>>767814912
It's an innie so I already feel like I've won the lottery on that.
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>>767815054
Ooooooh I had a 3 way with 2 men before

It wasn't fun at all and was nothing like what you see in porn. I think people forget that porn stars are actually actors and know how to make that shit look amazing.

In normal life it's a lot of awkward positioning, worrying about giving equal attention to each guy...it was just an bad experience...im a fan of focusing my energy and giving my all to one man
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>>767813560
top kek that nigger sucker punched him what a faggot
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How many of you have actually fucked an animal or fantasized about it, several girls have admitted the fantasy or experience to me and I'm starting to think it's fairly common
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>>767812203
Just tell him to give you money already. Gift cards are just a form of money that isn´t as broadly applicable.
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>>767815345

incel detected
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>>767815495
>form of money that isn´t as broadly applicable.
yeah, that's kinda the point. You want them to use your gift to buy something nice, not to pay bills.
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>>767815345
I actually kinda like seeing animals do it. Not with humans or i think about me with an animal...just normal animal couples getting it on...whats arousing about it is that unlike humans they really don't see sex the way we do and will just start fucking no matter where they are and it's that primal urge to just go for it that's kinda hot.

>>767815495
I feel weird expecting actual money... it makes it just a little more personal for him to at least know the stores I like.
Giving me money shows no attempted effort.

However a gift card to my favorite store shows that you indeed decided to put in some effort
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>>767815503
>asking a question makes me an incel

Faggot, did you even see the thread you posted in? Besides, I fucked both those girls, which is likely more pussy than you ever had.
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>>767815591
But maybe paying their bills is what they need to do instad of buying useless shit.
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>>767815644
If you want effort, let him buy a real gift.
I dont get why on the one hand you want to buy your own shit (which is a valid point) and on the other hand you want him to put in effort. Earning that money is effort.
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>>767815665
>"several girls"

>"I fucked both those girls!"


So which is it? Several or 2?

Not the same anon you're replying to...just confused
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Why are girls so hard to get sex out of them
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>>767815345
Not animals, no.

[spoiler]Do Pokemon count?[/spoiler]
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>>767815789
Because you can't insert nice and receive reward of sex
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>>767815751
I like thoughtful gifts. But I understand that even thoughtfulness can some times go wrong so a gift card gives just the right amount.

It says "hey I acknowledge you and I know you're interests so here's a cars to your favorite place so you can get something nice and I won't fuck it up on accident"

While just money says "I know nothing about and frankly don't care to..im just giving you money because I feel an obligation to or i look like a jerk"


Like all my fucking family members do to me. They give me money because they just want to keep their own image as a decent person.

Where as someone who cares about you and knows your interests wants to try their best to give you the closest to perfect gift they can for you
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>>767815789
Because you're ugly.
Inside and out im sure
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>>767815873
Lol deez incels kno nuttin bout sex appeal
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I’m a submissive male who’s very much into humiliation and Femdom. It’s far and away my biggest fetish, yet I’ve yet to meet someone who actually enjoys being degrading or humiliating in a sexual context. I’m not sure that person exists, but for more practical advice, is there something I can do to make doing this more enjoyable for my partner, even if they don’t share the fetish?
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>>767811863
A real, handwritten note.

Tell her you love her, or if that’s too much right now, tell her how happy she’s made you and that you appreciate who she is.
You don’t get just how much those little things mean. It could be a torn-off scrap of notebook paper with
>I love you.
>-Anon
Written on it, but that is worth more than gold to her. She will literally keep it to the end of time.
So many times girls are made to feel worthless, or just feel worthless and empty themselves. Things like that are a candle of hope that goes straight into their heart.
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>>767816036
Don't force someone to enjoy a fetish they're not interested in...it will just end badly.
You're free to express your fetish but if a partner say a they're not into it then you just have to accept that.


Normal girls don't like submissive men..normal healthy minded women always prefer male dominance.

Though if you're desperate to fund such women you're only place would be online. The internet is where people gather together to bind and express their beliefs and desires so it shouldn't be Hard to find a woman online that's into being dominant
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>>767816187
This is true too.

I assumed by anons statement though that he must have not been with this girl for very long so I imagine such romantic gestures might seem a bit creepy.

I've been with my bf for close to 4 years now and id MELT if he so much as gave me a handwritten note
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Bump
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>>767814291
This board is dead lmao wtf
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would you suck my cock
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>>767806800

Is it true adult women wear pigtails because they want rough oral sex
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>>767816927
The word incel has been thrown so many times...im cringing so hard.

Like a fucking toddler learning a new word and just fucking using it all day...
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>>767816960
Fix that damn mop on your head
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>>767817001
Well i can't recall the last time I wore pigtails really. I'm sure though when I did it was because I thought they were cute and that was all
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>>767817057

fuck it dude
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>>767806800
Why do girls always lie to get me to like them? The amount of times I've heard "I'm sorry I just wanted you to like me." is absurd.
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>>767817164
Because they want you to like them...i don't see the point in asking why...they told you why...
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>>767817131
cx
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>>767817379
Because lies are a shit way to start a relationship, how am I supposed to trust you?
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Femannons

What do girls mean when they say "i like confident guys" ?

Do they mean energetic, charismatic, extroverted, out-going, friendly, highly socialised.

I consider confidence to be when you're comfortable with yourself and not too concerned or put off by the views of other people.
I have the feeling when girls respond to "what do you like in a man?" with the answer "confidence." they are using it as a blanket term to refer to a wide set of characteristics and qualities they have found attractive in men throughout their life time.

Could femannons describe this characteristic they seem to want in men a little more?
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>>767818394
I feel like confidence is all of those things you described my bf is the first set of things along with being comfortable with himself and not caring about the views of others.

So it's hard just to pin point one characteristic. My mans a blend of it all and I love it
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Bump
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>>767818977
Bump indeed
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>>767806963
Gold
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>>767819535
More like shit
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I made a girl squirt, I feel like it was just pee. Was it?
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>>767807341
I try not to do it that often but it varies between once a week and a couple times a day. Last time was a few hours ago
>>767807473
Anything out of the norm, kinky is something beyond vanilla.
>>767808298
>Femanons, what gives?
I think you're generalising too much, she just sounds weird and I can't figure out what's on another person's mind either. Even on /adv/ they'd tell you the same thing
>>767810414
I really do enjoy it but I get anxious and I'm scared to cum from it
>>767811114
You're welcome
>>767811315
Who?
>>767811863
You should already know that, based on her hobbies. Or you can buy her something nice to pamper herself with, or just something cute. Hell, I don't know, I'd be happy if I got a sleeping mask or a nice new towel
>>767811961
In the uterus
>>767812182
Huh?
>>767812292
I don't like it in the same way, and I would never eat my boyfriend out but I like touching his butt. It's a really nice feeling to rest my hand there at night or give him a joke spank
>>767812580
Uh, only when I was 6 the oldest? I'm guessing, I can't even remember
>>767812949
Probably, they just want the sex
>>767813560
They don't, if we're talking about most punchable face I'd probably say black people or Mexicans
>>767814041
Not all of them do
>>767814090
You can if it's straight out of the bath or shower and if she has a light flow, but I wouldn't recommend unless you want the taste of iron in your mouth
That being said I still enjoy sex even on my period
>>767814572
Again this is bit something that can be generalised really. I have a rape fetish but I'd only want my boyfriend to "rape" me, or some mythical creature
>>767814756
So ask a question
>>767814912
It's not, I'm an innie, I've only had one partner and I keep it clean and trimmed /shaved
>>767815345
I've had the fantasy when I was around 14, now not so much. I've never done anything with it nor do I plan to. Now the only link that comes close is anthropomorphic animals
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Do girls really not care about cock size as much as we think they do?
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>>767819762
yes
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>>767819936
Oh well. It was her bed and I made it happen so I'm still cool with it.
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>>767819791

>I'm scared to cum from it
colour me bamboozled.
what is there to be scared of? that you'll enjoy it too much?
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>>767819850
They really fucking dont...only sluts who don't know what a good dicking feels like thinks size matters....because that's what she's told to believe and goes out looking for it. Then when she has it she stay to it and thinks the sex is good.


It's like eating celery because everyone told you it's good so it's all you eat but no one wanted to tell you about fried chicken that tastes even fucking better.


I'm an ex slut that's had all types of sizes and I can tell you now that one of my best was a 4 inch Asian guy
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>>767819762
Yep. It comes out of the urethra...that leads to the bladder so its piss...theres no magical liquid that's stored in there that isn't piss.

The only thing "squirting" is is making a girl lose control of her bladder and emptying it's contents...aka piss.


Sorry to burst that bubble
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>>767811114
Such a white knight it hurts
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>>767820165
Know what, I'm cool with it.
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>>767820165

some girls have a developed Skene gland which apparently is the "female prostate", but i doubt it can produce the kind of volumes frequently reported.
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How does one flirt in an endearing way?

I know that flirting is just mostly about communicating availability and interest, but for it to work well, it has to be done in a certain way.

So femannons if you meet a single and interested guy for the first time, these type of interactions are usually short, 5-10 mins max, so in those 5-10 mins what else do you want to hear from the guy?

Do you have a mental check list, do you pay attention to certain things in particular?
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>>767820369
Yea I mean it's still pretty impressive that you were good enough to make a girl lose control like that.
I mean I've done it on a full bladder and I've still never had that happen
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>>767820038
It’s a guy answering.
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>>767820542
That's kinda how I viewed it.
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>>767820413
You mean the "g" spot?

Yea it's just a gland that feels good. Doesn't produce any liquid
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>>767820673
Is it even a gland? It just feels like a rough patch of skin?
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any femanons want to post feet/high heels?
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>>767806800
What are all the things you require to make sure that you are maximally pleasured? (e.g. having your ass eaten, nipples sucked, double penetrated, spanked, shoulder massage, foot massage, hair stroked, etc)
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Tits are not required, rekt but no gore thread
What happened to /b/
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>>767820449
seconding this
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>>767820818
am radiologist.
can confirm that some women have a bit of tissue cuffing the urethra where you'd expect a prostate to be.
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>>767820968
Also is there any way to approach a girl in public just say at the markets or whatever without feeling like a creep? Assuming you're not some fat greasy neckbeard.
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Whats having a clitoris like? How'd you discover it?
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>>767821078
not femanon, but i've found that the difference between "creep" and "charming" has a lot to do with your appearance (grooming and fashion sense included) and how quickly she reacts positively to it (this last bit seems to have a lot to with such things as posture and non-jerkyness of movement).
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>>767814041
Share her Snapname :D
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>>767821078
Girls are naturally on the defense when they're in public (worried about bring hit on by someone unwanted, being kidnapped/killed/raped....not saying it can't happen to men but women are a bit more paranoid about it) so in situations of a girl at the market or doing other tasks...unless you're VERY HANDSOME a girl will probably shut you down quick and think of you as a creep mainly because she's not in the mindset to be social and is just trying to do her daily runs.


This is why I hate people who say that meeting a girl at a bar is bad. It's not bad at all! People go to bars/clubs/parties to be social. Which means they're more open to being approached.
So when it comes to a girl in a laundry Matt or a a market she's not in that social zone and has her defenses up and will probably only make an exception if you're physically attractive....where in a social setting she would be more open to your personality
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>>767821817
As an average looking dude, feelsbadman
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>>767821930
My bf wasn't my type and I'm sure in a different setting I may have even ignored him.

Though we met at a party and I was able to see his personality shine. It really pulled me in and I was hooked.


Like I said. It's the setting that matters
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this thread is so pathetic
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>>767822832
Not as pathetic as you dear
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Bump
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Nice
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>>767807341
Few times a week.
>>767807473
Not much, I'm into whatever.
>>767810414
I like the act of the guy being below me like that.
>>767812292
Depends on the girl, personally I love a guy with a cute plump butt.
>>767812580
Shat myself in the second grade.
>>767814090
Sure, but it might not smell so good.
>>767815345
A dog ate my butt, was very sloppy
>>767815789
Because we have standards.
>>767819762
It's not quite piss, but it comes from the bladder, it's mainly water.
>>767820856
It's different for everyone, you should ask what she likes. If not you should try for the clit.
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Why can't white women resist back cock?
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I have a crush on a girl I work with, we get along but I can tell she doesn't think of me as anything more than that, which is fair enough, but I have to keep forcing myself to not keep finding reasons to talk to her, how can I force myself to not think of her that way and be annoying? Because I feel like I could be if I don't leave her alone.
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>>767824462
That's not a woman there pal.
>>767824596
Just tell her, even if she doesn't have the same feelings you'll feel so much better after telling her.
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>>767824596
Force yourself on her. Girls love that.

>>767824462
Hi, Eurasian Tiger
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>>767824746

>Just tell her, even if she doesn't have the same feelings you'll feel so much better after telling her.

Yeahnah, in her view that's going from at worst 'that guy that doesn't seem to realise I don't like him back' to 'that weird guy'

I have to work with this girl.
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Do you cum from having your cervix touched?
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>>767825050
I don't, personally it's painful. The clit is where it's at. But some girls maybe into that (don't know why)
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>>767810414
best thing ever
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>>767812292
its sexy, sure
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Do women like dude on dude porn like men like girl on girl?
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>>767825453
It's all personal preference, I like both.
But studies show, more women prefer guy on guy.
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Fisting, enjoyable or too much?
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>>767825733
To much for me. Fugin painful...
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Redpill us on guys like "the supreme gentleman" Elliot Rodger
Where did he go wrong? Why did he without ever having a gf?
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>>767816036

Fetlife dot com - there will be plenty of women there wiling to peg you into submission
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Kicked on the clit or punched on the nipple, which hurts most?
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>>767825706
Most women I've asked don't dig the guy on guy stuff. I'm a dude so I don't either. I think they said it was gross and weirdly enough, not masculine or some shit.
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how do i get a cougar to prey on me?
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What is it about sex in public places that gets you off? Is it the fact that it's something you shouldn't be doing, so it is naughty? Or is it the risk of getting caught and people seeing you naked/knowing you like sex?
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>>767806800
Say you were still single, How would you feel if a dude came up to you and used a pickup line?
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>>767826007
In the nips. The entire boob becomes sore and agonizing.
>>767826024
Maybe you're asking the wrong people? Idk.
>>767826116
Be confident, buy her a drink.
>>767826222
Its all adrenaline, wether it be from the "naughtiness" or "risk"
>>767826261
If he's funny I'd be into it, but if he's trying to be sexy or "swaggy" ew.
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Rate this awful, awful pick up line on a scale of 1 - 10
If you'd be my new hobby, I could give up DIY
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>>767826261
Please don't go full sperglord and use the pickup line I used.

>Hey there baby! I have a big dick and even bigger knife. You decide which one's going inside you tonight.

I got pepper sprayed and questioned by the cops later on.
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>>767826396
Most public place you've gotten fucked?
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>>767826549
I-i don't get it
>>767826592
Yeah... Don't do like this guy. In general don't use pickup lines about your dick.
>>767826599
Uhh, under the porch while the neighbors were outside right to next to us.
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>>767826396
Cum on your face or on your tits, which do you prefer?
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You ever get a thrill out of other girls getting changed in front of you?
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>>767806800
My “girlfriend” keeps talking about other guys liking her. I keep telling her that I’m not comfortable with that topic but she keeps telling me. It makes me doubt myself. I keep telling her this but nothing’s changing. I honestly want to break up with her and cut contact.

Is that the wise choice at this point? I’ve been dating her for two months now. She’s cool but she really doesn’t make me feel appreciated here.
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>>767826867
Down my throat
>>767827006
Not anymore, I've seen it plenty of times.
>>767827018
Probably trying to make you jealous. Just ignore it, try being a little more assertive too
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>>767827147
>Probably trying to make you jealous.
Why do women do this?
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How old were you when you started masturbating
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>>767827147
Why though? What’s she trying to achieve by making me jealous?
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>>767806800
All you faggots legitimising this shit by asking this 'femanon' questions should be fucking embarrassed. Enjoy your dating advice from a 300lb neckbeard you fucking naive little children.
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>>767820038
No, I just have generalised anxiety disorder and I can't relax during it
>>767820568
Wrong
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>>767827371
I’m just here for third party advice
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>>767827240
I lost my virginity very early (at 8) so probably around that time.
>>767827324
Who knows, maybe she wants more attention. You have two options, ignore it or dominate her.
>>767827371
Fuck off you insecure basement dweller.
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>>767827508
>I lost my virginity very early (at 8)

Story tiem
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>>767827508
How would I dominate her? I honestly feel like I’m too easy going and lax about things in general
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>>767827558
Why not? It''ll be just as believable as anything else posted ITT
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>>767811961
What kind of fucking question is this? It should be common knowledge that we pee from our vaginas.
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>>767827599
Except this situation of course
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212 posts and not a hint of tits.

I wonder why that might be.
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>>767814725
My friend continuously begs me to fuck her with another guy, but idk, i dont want to know the guy and i want a couple beers in me. xD
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>>767814858
you aint wrong. I had a girlfriend who told me to while we were camping, but she didnt want me to give her insight as to when Id do it and she didnt specify like how forceful to be etc..
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>still no tits itt
Sage
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>>767807341
>>767807341
at least once before bed. but i average 3 times.
>>767807473
babyfucking
>>767810414
depends on who is doing it
>>767813560
ask the whites
>>767814041
ask the shitty women who treat men like objects. not everyone is an asshole.
>>767814090
sure? technically? but you probably shouldn't go lower than the clit... and only if the clit is clean. blood is dirty. and period blood is dirtier.
>>767814572
i never had that fantasy. however, i like watching faux rape/forced porn. i think its just the carnal aspect of it. i'm sure it has some kind of stupid validity to those deeply insecure and stupid.
>>767814725
they do
>>767814912
it's not bad today.
>>767815345
it's never been my thing.
>>767815789
is it hard? i've never had an issue with girls.
>>767816036
don't force them into the fetish and after a while, i'm sure that they will approach you about it.
>>767816960
what cock
>>767817001
adult women who wear pigtails just have bad taste
>>767817164
you choose to associate with idiots
>>767818394
they mean something else entirely. its usually more "i like capable guys". and honestly, the idiot women who love to post about that on their facebook accounts constantly are probably the ones you need to stay away from. they are most likely lazy trash.
>>767819762
of course it was pee!! enjoy it.
>>767819850
they only care if they want to have sex with you.
>>767820449
i wouldn't flirt unless its painfully obvious that she would want it. don't give that shit away so easily, anon.
>>767820856
having sexy conversations beforehand usually gives you a clue on what to try. make her feel comfortable to let you know what she likes, and go based on that. every girl you are with will like something different.
>>767824462
i don't fetishize race
>>767825901
he was a creep. don't be creepy.
>>767827006
i mean... no. unless they want me to. i usually give them privacy unless i'm fucking them. and even then, i don't peep.
>>767827240
5
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>>767827018
she's doing this because she's a cunt and wanting you to doubt yourself and she wants to make you hurt. you should probably dump her. she's fucking toxic. if she's already pulling this shit 2 months in, its only going to get worse from here.
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>>767806800
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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>>767829535
I don’t like doubting myself man. Mind games like that fuck me up
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Ok ladies. If you decide you want to pee but like, ok say you're in a restuarant. You want to pee but your boyfriend is ordering in the back booth and he's had some beers which aren't personally your favorite. And you've been wondering if those beers insinuate things about your BF since you're testing his choices reflecting his character. Well if you have to pee and your Bf isn't there and he has this beer you don't like, will you feel different about his choices for beer after you pee since you're not under any pressure anymore to pee to make the decision. Which would let you make a choice closer to the real you. So what do you think? And if he has a good beer will that help him get laid?
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>>767827213
because theyre insecure and are trying to gain power or a better position in the game between couples. also they seek affirmation that you care for them.
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when did you have your first orgasm?
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