Time for the ol
Femanon Q&A thread!
You know the drill. You ask questions and femanons answer them.
Tits are not required but highly encouraged
Im 29 years old virgin... Hentai is the thing that get me into that, still not that much, only when im in heat...and It is quite random
My ex messaged me on an obscure and forgotten social network 10 years after we broke up. We had a quick chat, things haven't changed. All men she's together with end up being total pigs and ruin her life. I used to be a shoulder for her to cry on, then hit the gym(thanks /fit/) and fucked her. We broke up shortly after. Now she's messaging me regularly. If I don't respond, she logs in multiple times per day(there's a "last seen" on her profile page), but doesn't write/reply anything unless I initiate the conversation. Being the autistic fuck I am, I always make our conversations awkwardly sexual. She is visibly pissed off by it. Yet she keeps coming and keeps "talking" with me. Our conversations make no sense, it's just regurgitating old memes and talking about nonsense.
Femanons - what gives? What's the purpose for all of this? I told her I still want to fuck her badly, she said she's not interested in me and I don't turn her on. She just enjoys the conversations. There are none.
Sounds like she's just lonely and wants the interaction.
The conversation probably only seems pointless to you because you just want to fuck her so I'm sure everything in the convo is pointless.
Sounds like she's just trying to have a casual chat because she probably doesn't have anyone else
She's married, yet unhappily(wow, what a surprise. all her ex'es turned out to be total jerks). She hasn't had sex in well over a year(at least that's what she says). I'm also married and my marriage is just fine, but I'm sexually frustrated and kinda interested in some diddling around. Her stance is that cheating is morally wrong.
It's very sad, if that's the case. However she said she's found a new soul mate. One that will wait for her, take her in after her divorce and love her unconditionally ever after. If that's the case, why me? Why the fuck does she still initiate all these conversations with me, if she has a guy waiting out for her and being there, for her? I'm autistic and generally treat people like shit. I don't really care what's going on in her life, I just want to fuck her one last time, not be a human equivalent for a box of tissues.
I'm just confused.
10 years is a long time. I was 20, now I'm 30. This isn't some 500 Days of Summer teenager shit I'm talking about. I'm a completely different person. I have nothing left from 10 years ago. No friends, no feelings, nothing.
Am I mistaken in saying she doesn't have anyone? Meaning that there is nobody waiting for her. Her marriage has fallen apart and she's just fucking lonely and desperate. All her friends moved on(like mine did), there is no special someone waiting for her, it's all just a bluff. Nobody to talk to. Except me.
I feel pity for her now, given the benefit of doubt, but, damn, I'd full full fucking fledged remorse if it's really true. Fucking sad.
Well i doubt shes gonna be honest and admit that she's lonely....probably think a she will look pathetic.
So may be she's just burned all her bridges and is now trying to see if the bridge with you is still there or at least is attempting to rebuild it.
I don't have an issue or question, but wanted to thank the femanons who are willing to wade through the ankle deep pig shit on 4chan to actually try to help some of these manlets think more intelligently about life and other people.
And I don't need to see your tits; I've seen lots.
Thanks, whoever you are. I appreciate the time and concern. This shed some light onto this situation, gave me some food for thought. I'll just stop responding, it's wrong. Past days are over and she has a history of getting together with men, who are deemed assholes later on. Every single time. If she's lonely and really doesn't have anyone for her, let it be. I'm not going to become her male friend that listens to all her boyfriend problems, not anymore.
>It's people like you that keep me from losing faith in the people of /b/.
>So thank YOU for not being an autistic basement dweller.
Why do you visit /b/ if not for its autistic, basement dwelling population?
considering the fact that you have no balls, where do you store your pee?
Does your gf wear makeup?
I don't like it when I get actual gifts sometimes because of hate it if I didn't like it or never used it and I can be a fickle bitch.
My bf realized this after he noticed a few of his gifts weren't being put to use (I loved the thought but they were just things I could find the excuse to even use).
So now he gets me ULTA gift cards when it comes to gifts.
A minimum of 50 bucks lol.
Put 20 bucks on it and she could only buy herself a sponge at best.
But yea I prefer gift cards so I can just pick out my own gift
She probably doesnt like how you treated her and knows you just want to bang her. being treated like an object is a huge turn off for most girls. but she likes parts of you thats why she continues to respond. make her feel like youre interested in her.
you could always make her something. if you have pictures of you guys you could do a collage or something. or get her a necklace or a ring. something she can wear everyday and be reminded of you. its sappy but it usually works.
Fem's...so i quit my job, and worked with alot of women. Young old all kinds, im avg looking but have ruler verifed dick of being large.
A little later 2 of them start hitting me up, i have no idea why. I'm a drunk drug addict who will fuck anything that moves, one has kids the other doesn't. Am i just something to cure there bordem?
I've trusted a fart I shouldn't have a couple times before
But luckily I was home when that's happened. In fact it sort of a rule that I only let the sketchy farts out at home just in case some thing happens. If I'm out and about and I've had stomach issues that day then I don't take any chances
Hitting you up how?
I mean sometimes girls just like to be friends. You worked with them so you obviously had some sort of bond with them so maybe they're just trying to be friendly and ask how you're doing...
I mean I quit my job and I sometimes hit up my old coworkers and ask how they're doing and shit because I was cool with them...doesnt mean I want to fuck them
Why do whites have such punchable faces?
But why are whites so afraid of us? They won't make eye contact
How do I sound like anything? You can't even hear me lol
Like I said. Niggers are hilarious. Maybe they were a bit intimidating in the 90s but these new niggers are a fucking joke lol
Intimidating in what way? So you admit that the black man strikes fear in you and you should respect him? You fear the black man because you know what will happen if you had a violent encounter with him, you are insecure.
Why do femanons fantasize about being raped, but then when it happens they get all #metoo about it?
Why do women not have sex with multiple men more often? Don't you want to see how many men you could gather and how many boners you could cause, just to see?
Women fantasize about being dominated...domination and rape are a bit different.
Like if some random fucker on the street forces himself on me then that's rape because i don't know him and d ont want anything from him.
Now if my boyfriend came up behind me and thru me on the bed and fucked me then that's fine.
He's my bf, I've given him ownership of my vagina and he has a right to have it when he wants.
So really girls want their bfs to "rape" them....not some sleazy neckbeard in an alley lol
When I was single I was sleeping with multiple men. I feel like my approach to sex was like a guys quite honestly. I had at least 3 fuck buddies I could call at any given time when I wanted.
Granted I could have fucked way more than I actually have but I know what I'm capable of doing to men already. I didn't need to keep going.
Now I'm taken and I'm more satisfied with the boners I give my man
Ooooooh I had a 3 way with 2 men before
It wasn't fun at all and was nothing like what you see in porn. I think people forget that porn stars are actually actors and know how to make that shit look amazing.
In normal life it's a lot of awkward positioning, worrying about giving equal attention to each guy...it was just an bad experience...im a fan of focusing my energy and giving my all to one man
I actually kinda like seeing animals do it. Not with humans or i think about me with an animal...just normal animal couples getting it on...whats arousing about it is that unlike humans they really don't see sex the way we do and will just start fucking no matter where they are and it's that primal urge to just go for it that's kinda hot.
I feel weird expecting actual money... it makes it just a little more personal for him to at least know the stores I like.
Giving me money shows no attempted effort.
However a gift card to my favorite store shows that you indeed decided to put in some effort
If you want effort, let him buy a real gift.
I dont get why on the one hand you want to buy your own shit (which is a valid point) and on the other hand you want him to put in effort. Earning that money is effort.
I like thoughtful gifts. But I understand that even thoughtfulness can some times go wrong so a gift card gives just the right amount.
It says "hey I acknowledge you and I know you're interests so here's a cars to your favorite place so you can get something nice and I won't fuck it up on accident"
While just money says "I know nothing about and frankly don't care to..im just giving you money because I feel an obligation to or i look like a jerk"
Like all my fucking family members do to me. They give me money because they just want to keep their own image as a decent person.
Where as someone who cares about you and knows your interests wants to try their best to give you the closest to perfect gift they can for you
I’m a submissive male who’s very much into humiliation and Femdom. It’s far and away my biggest fetish, yet I’ve yet to meet someone who actually enjoys being degrading or humiliating in a sexual context. I’m not sure that person exists, but for more practical advice, is there something I can do to make doing this more enjoyable for my partner, even if they don’t share the fetish?
A real, handwritten note.
Tell her you love her, or if that’s too much right now, tell her how happy she’s made you and that you appreciate who she is.
You don’t get just how much those little things mean. It could be a torn-off scrap of notebook paper with
>I love you.
Written on it, but that is worth more than gold to her. She will literally keep it to the end of time.
So many times girls are made to feel worthless, or just feel worthless and empty themselves. Things like that are a candle of hope that goes straight into their heart.
Don't force someone to enjoy a fetish they're not interested in...it will just end badly.
You're free to express your fetish but if a partner say a they're not into it then you just have to accept that.
Normal girls don't like submissive men..normal healthy minded women always prefer male dominance.
Though if you're desperate to fund such women you're only place would be online. The internet is where people gather together to bind and express their beliefs and desires so it shouldn't be Hard to find a woman online that's into being dominant
This is true too.
I assumed by anons statement though that he must have not been with this girl for very long so I imagine such romantic gestures might seem a bit creepy.
I've been with my bf for close to 4 years now and id MELT if he so much as gave me a handwritten note
What do girls mean when they say "i like confident guys" ?
Do they mean energetic, charismatic, extroverted, out-going, friendly, highly socialised.
I consider confidence to be when you're comfortable with yourself and not too concerned or put off by the views of other people.
I have the feeling when girls respond to "what do you like in a man?" with the answer "confidence." they are using it as a blanket term to refer to a wide set of characteristics and qualities they have found attractive in men throughout their life time.
Could femannons describe this characteristic they seem to want in men a little more?
I feel like confidence is all of those things you described my bf is the first set of things along with being comfortable with himself and not caring about the views of others.
So it's hard just to pin point one characteristic. My mans a blend of it all and I love it
I try not to do it that often but it varies between once a week and a couple times a day. Last time was a few hours ago
Anything out of the norm, kinky is something beyond vanilla.
>Femanons, what gives?
I think you're generalising too much, she just sounds weird and I can't figure out what's on another person's mind either. Even on /adv/ they'd tell you the same thing
I really do enjoy it but I get anxious and I'm scared to cum from it
You should already know that, based on her hobbies. Or you can buy her something nice to pamper herself with, or just something cute. Hell, I don't know, I'd be happy if I got a sleeping mask or a nice new towel
In the uterus
I don't like it in the same way, and I would never eat my boyfriend out but I like touching his butt. It's a really nice feeling to rest my hand there at night or give him a joke spank
Uh, only when I was 6 the oldest? I'm guessing, I can't even remember
Probably, they just want the sex
They don't, if we're talking about most punchable face I'd probably say black people or Mexicans
Not all of them do
You can if it's straight out of the bath or shower and if she has a light flow, but I wouldn't recommend unless you want the taste of iron in your mouth
That being said I still enjoy sex even on my period
Again this is bit something that can be generalised really. I have a rape fetish but I'd only want my boyfriend to "rape" me, or some mythical creature
So ask a question
It's not, I'm an innie, I've only had one partner and I keep it clean and trimmed /shaved
I've had the fantasy when I was around 14, now not so much. I've never done anything with it nor do I plan to. Now the only link that comes close is anthropomorphic animals
Do girls really not care about cock size as much as we think they do?
They really fucking dont...only sluts who don't know what a good dicking feels like thinks size matters....because that's what she's told to believe and goes out looking for it. Then when she has it she stay to it and thinks the sex is good.
It's like eating celery because everyone told you it's good so it's all you eat but no one wanted to tell you about fried chicken that tastes even fucking better.
I'm an ex slut that's had all types of sizes and I can tell you now that one of my best was a 4 inch Asian guy
Yep. It comes out of the urethra...that leads to the bladder so its piss...theres no magical liquid that's stored in there that isn't piss.
The only thing "squirting" is is making a girl lose control of her bladder and emptying it's contents...aka piss.
Sorry to burst that bubble
How does one flirt in an endearing way?
I know that flirting is just mostly about communicating availability and interest, but for it to work well, it has to be done in a certain way.
So femannons if you meet a single and interested guy for the first time, these type of interactions are usually short, 5-10 mins max, so in those 5-10 mins what else do you want to hear from the guy?
Do you have a mental check list, do you pay attention to certain things in particular?
Yea I mean it's still pretty impressive that you were good enough to make a girl lose control like that.
I mean I've done it on a full bladder and I've still never had that happen
What are all the things you require to make sure that you are maximally pleasured? (e.g. having your ass eaten, nipples sucked, double penetrated, spanked, shoulder massage, foot massage, hair stroked, etc)
not femanon, but i've found that the difference between "creep" and "charming" has a lot to do with your appearance (grooming and fashion sense included) and how quickly she reacts positively to it (this last bit seems to have a lot to with such things as posture and non-jerkyness of movement).
Girls are naturally on the defense when they're in public (worried about bring hit on by someone unwanted, being kidnapped/killed/raped....not saying it can't happen to men but women are a bit more paranoid about it) so in situations of a girl at the market or doing other tasks...unless you're VERY HANDSOME a girl will probably shut you down quick and think of you as a creep mainly because she's not in the mindset to be social and is just trying to do her daily runs.
This is why I hate people who say that meeting a girl at a bar is bad. It's not bad at all! People go to bars/clubs/parties to be social. Which means they're more open to being approached.
So when it comes to a girl in a laundry Matt or a a market she's not in that social zone and has her defenses up and will probably only make an exception if you're physically attractive....where in a social setting she would be more open to your personality
My bf wasn't my type and I'm sure in a different setting I may have even ignored him.
Though we met at a party and I was able to see his personality shine. It really pulled me in and I was hooked.
Like I said. It's the setting that matters
Few times a week.
Not much, I'm into whatever.
I like the act of the guy being below me like that.
Depends on the girl, personally I love a guy with a cute plump butt.
Shat myself in the second grade.
Sure, but it might not smell so good.
A dog ate my butt, was very sloppy
Because we have standards.
It's not quite piss, but it comes from the bladder, it's mainly water.
It's different for everyone, you should ask what she likes. If not you should try for the clit.
I have a crush on a girl I work with, we get along but I can tell she doesn't think of me as anything more than that, which is fair enough, but I have to keep forcing myself to not keep finding reasons to talk to her, how can I force myself to not think of her that way and be annoying? Because I feel like I could be if I don't leave her alone.
>Just tell her, even if she doesn't have the same feelings you'll feel so much better after telling her.
Yeahnah, in her view that's going from at worst 'that guy that doesn't seem to realise I don't like him back' to 'that weird guy'
I have to work with this girl.
Redpill us on guys like "the supreme gentleman" Elliot Rodger
Where did he go wrong? Why did he without ever having a gf?
What is it about sex in public places that gets you off? Is it the fact that it's something you shouldn't be doing, so it is naughty? Or is it the risk of getting caught and people seeing you naked/knowing you like sex?
In the nips. The entire boob becomes sore and agonizing.
Maybe you're asking the wrong people? Idk.
Be confident, buy her a drink.
Its all adrenaline, wether it be from the "naughtiness" or "risk"
If he's funny I'd be into it, but if he's trying to be sexy or "swaggy" ew.
Please don't go full sperglord and use the pickup line I used.
>Hey there baby! I have a big dick and even bigger knife. You decide which one's going inside you tonight.
I got pepper sprayed and questioned by the cops later on.
I-i don't get it
Yeah... Don't do like this guy. In general don't use pickup lines about your dick.
Uhh, under the porch while the neighbors were outside right to next to us.
My “girlfriend” keeps talking about other guys liking her. I keep telling her that I’m not comfortable with that topic but she keeps telling me. It makes me doubt myself. I keep telling her this but nothing’s changing. I honestly want to break up with her and cut contact.
Is that the wise choice at this point? I’ve been dating her for two months now. She’s cool but she really doesn’t make me feel appreciated here.
All you faggots legitimising this shit by asking this 'femanon' questions should be fucking embarrassed. Enjoy your dating advice from a 300lb neckbeard you fucking naive little children.
I lost my virginity very early (at 8) so probably around that time.
Who knows, maybe she wants more attention. You have two options, ignore it or dominate her.
Fuck off you insecure basement dweller.
212 posts and not a hint of tits.
I wonder why that might be.
you aint wrong. I had a girlfriend who told me to while we were camping, but she didnt want me to give her insight as to when Id do it and she didnt specify like how forceful to be etc..
at least once before bed. but i average 3 times.
depends on who is doing it
ask the whites
ask the shitty women who treat men like objects. not everyone is an asshole.
sure? technically? but you probably shouldn't go lower than the clit... and only if the clit is clean. blood is dirty. and period blood is dirtier.
i never had that fantasy. however, i like watching faux rape/forced porn. i think its just the carnal aspect of it. i'm sure it has some kind of stupid validity to those deeply insecure and stupid.
it's not bad today.
it's never been my thing.
is it hard? i've never had an issue with girls.
don't force them into the fetish and after a while, i'm sure that they will approach you about it.
adult women who wear pigtails just have bad taste
you choose to associate with idiots
they mean something else entirely. its usually more "i like capable guys". and honestly, the idiot women who love to post about that on their facebook accounts constantly are probably the ones you need to stay away from. they are most likely lazy trash.
of course it was pee!! enjoy it.
they only care if they want to have sex with you.
i wouldn't flirt unless its painfully obvious that she would want it. don't give that shit away so easily, anon.
having sexy conversations beforehand usually gives you a clue on what to try. make her feel comfortable to let you know what she likes, and go based on that. every girl you are with will like something different.
i don't fetishize race
he was a creep. don't be creepy.
i mean... no. unless they want me to. i usually give them privacy unless i'm fucking them. and even then, i don't peep.
she's doing this because she's a cunt and wanting you to doubt yourself and she wants to make you hurt. you should probably dump her. she's fucking toxic. if she's already pulling this shit 2 months in, its only going to get worse from here.
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
Ok ladies. If you decide you want to pee but like, ok say you're in a restuarant. You want to pee but your boyfriend is ordering in the back booth and he's had some beers which aren't personally your favorite. And you've been wondering if those beers insinuate things about your BF since you're testing his choices reflecting his character. Well if you have to pee and your Bf isn't there and he has this beer you don't like, will you feel different about his choices for beer after you pee since you're not under any pressure anymore to pee to make the decision. Which would let you make a choice closer to the real you. So what do you think? And if he has a good beer will that help him get laid?