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Secrets Thread.

Post your secrets here. You are completely anonymouse.
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>>767986878
mem fanger car frond
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I once got invited to a party where some celebrities were there and a Nickelodeon celebrity flashed her tits to everyone. She was drunk as hell
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I fart
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I'm a girl.
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When I do coke I put on a Victoria secret thong and download grindr
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>>767986878
Usually takes a crane to get them out:(
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i am OP
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>>767989597
Gtfo or gtfo faggot
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I don't foresee modern science creating an organic self-cleaning pocket pussy anytime soon so I've thinking of raising and training an an unspayed bitch (dog) to be my ready and willing cocksleeve.
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I used to masturbate all the time to old pictures of my grandma when she was younger. Also current pictures.
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>>767986878
Sometimes i imagine being a robot with an off switch cus lets be honest of life was a game would you still be playing it?
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>>767990028
>willing
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>>767990028
that's retarded. A dog's pussy is sooo much dirtier than any fleshlight would get unless you let it grow a colony of mold.
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>>767990195
You clearly haven't seen the videos I've seen, read the threads I've read, or talked to the people I've talk to.

>>767990202
No transmitable STDs. Fleshlights aren't self-cleaning and don't orgasm/get turned on/beg for sex/etc
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>>767987427
Which one?
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>>767990535
Victoria Justice
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I'll never have the balls to ask out a lady because they always either reject me or never get back to me.

>calling this a secret
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>>767990469
A dog's pussy might be "self-cleaning" but it's certainly not clean. I obviously wasn't talking about STDs retard.

also if you can't clean a fleshlight, which is pretty much just rinsing it out and letting it dry, you are the laziest motherfucker alive and I hope the dog eats your dick.
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>>767990469
i like to base my opinions on objective information, not from behind a dark veil of delusions and self-fulfilling prophecies
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>>767990145
did you ever saw her boobs or vagoo?
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When I was a kid I was one of those stereotypical goth girls with black lipstick and black hair and I had sex for money many times with olders guys who knew how young I was
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>>767990469
>i saw it on the interwebs so I know it is true!!1!
just because something has a vagina doesnt mean it always wants a dick in it or that it is the same as a human vagina
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>>767990772
Also providing objective information. The people I've talked to were face-to-face. I've had the fetish for well over a decade. I've done my research. If you think animal pussy is comparable to or inferior to a fleshlight, you'd the less informed one. Anyway, I said my piece.
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>>767990946
Wanna meet up??
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>>767991018
I think the most important thing to know is that no, it isn't "fucked up" or "immoral", and you aren't a sick fuck for being interested in it. I think it's fucking retarded that society condemns it when animals most definitely have the ability to consent or not, and has been apart of human society for 100,000 years until the last century. Don't feel guilty about it, and accept it because it's natural, and you can't controlling what you're attracted to. That said, I wouldn't do anything with an animal that isn't your own; personally I'm monogamous, and wouldn't want someone else fucking my gf, so the same applies applies with my pet. Don't get a pet with the sole intent of fucking them. They're animals who love you and you should love them just the same. Be careful with them, particularly bitches. They're extremely tight if they haven't had a litter or two, and are literally impossible to fuck if they've been spayed. Depending on your size generally they should be quite large, 80-100+ pounds. I also like to cuddle, pet, and tell my girl how much I love her after we make love, and sometimes give her a treat. TL;DR love them like you would your own wife, and don't let anyone tell you it's wrong because they're brainwashed idiots.
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Cheated on my girl. We live together. Just moved back in after a week away to let the dust settle. She's treating me like a house mate now. Just going to bide my time and see if she thaws out as I still love her and I made a mistake.
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>>767991003
That's correct. You have to build camaraderie. Part of the training. It is a bit better than a human vagina actually. Higher body heat, muscles that can and do milk a cock, and... nevermind, do your own research.
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Test
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>>767991070
You reckon you're close to me?
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>>767991137
it will never be the same trust me. start looking for a new place and move on.
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>>767990145
I used your grandmas mouth and then came on her tits...
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>>767989047
You could derail this whole thread with tits. Think about iiiiiit.
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>>767991173
I'm about 15 minutes drive away.
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>>767991018
lol talking with other people, face to face or not, is the most subjective as information can get, exact opposite of objective.
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>>767989569
>Oldfag detected.
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>>767991101
Finally someone who knows the topic! Total agreement. Yes, I plan on doing all this. I'm waiting till I buy a house within the next 2 years to do all this. I'll raise a Large breed for sure.
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>>767991222
Ehhh... It might... Can only try. We're still going on holiday abroad in a few weeks.
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My friend let me fuck his gf just so I could lose my virginity.
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>>767991144
nah, i'll just stick to human vaginas, i have no interest in raping animals. but do w/e you want, ill live and let live
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>>767991369
are u 12?
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a veces era tanto el morbo de estarla follando seguido, que me se paraba la polla en publico cuando andabamos juntos en la calle y ella me abrazaba o tocaba. y me tenia que apartar un poco para que se me bajara la erecion.
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>>767991255
OK come over big boy
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>>767989569
Ahh my mattress. It's very heavy, shouldn't have brought it to school.
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When I was a kid, my cousins mom walked in on me fucking her on her bday
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>>767991459
I'll be right over, put on that collar I love so much
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>>767991522
What happened when she saw you?
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>>767991458
Speak English you bean nigger
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I stole my nieces thong to fap with
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>>767991533
Yes sir
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>>767991433
God I wish.
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>>767990145
post pics!
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>>767991727
good girl, see you soon
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I fucked my aunt when she was really drunk. My parents found out and I made out that I was really drunk and she had taken advantage of me it. Now my entire family doesn’t talk to her. Feel kinda bad about it.
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>>767986878
several years ago they was this chic that worked at the local book store in the mall I worked at, I worked in the A&W in the food court. she always order the same thing every day. When I had the chance which was often because the lunch shift was slow so I was the only one in the kitchen I would rub my cock on her burger bun and even a couple times I would nut into it. Never got caught
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>>767986878
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>>767991851
This is way I dont eat at fast food joints !
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>>767992115
the trick is to not be an attractive woman or a total asshole

I'd bet good money I've never had dickfood served to me because I'm not interesting enough.
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Showed cousin nude pics of his twin sister(faceless pics) which he got off on. Shit was cash.
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I got a blowjob from my ex girlfriends whore sister. I would also finger the sister with one hand and cuddle my ex with the other while we were watching TV
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>>767986878
I blew my friend in highschool a few times
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when I was 10-12, my mother used to molest me and make me eat her out
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>>767987427
Yeah, ok.
>things that never happened
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I'm one of six brothers, and an identical twin. He and I are the second and third oldest, respectively. Since we were in high school, we've all shared photos, etc., of our GFs/wives, with each other. All but the youngest two of us are married now, and we've all seen each others wives in every state of undress and sex imaginable. My twin and I have been taking that further and have swapped GFs since we started having sex. We've each fucked each other's wives a handful of times over the past couple years.
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closet bifag here; recently, I got to touch a super cute naked 12yo boy several times
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Want to get a guy with a monster cock and help me use the wifey
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>>767986878
I used to wear my friends mom's panties and fap in her bed with another pair
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bump
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>>767986878
I have a few friends pairs of panties
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>>767993337
y stop?
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>>767986878
In middle school, I stole a kid's iPod.

Later that week, he shot himself with his dad's rifle.
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>>767994190
You posted this last thread, and no one cares.
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I have crippling depression
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>>767986878
I was in an orgy with six other boys when I was 10. They were 13-16. I feel like it fucked me up but I never talked to anyone about it and now I feel like its too late.
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>>767994352
How did that happen and why do you feel it fucked you up? I'm sorry. Maybe see a therapist or someone to talk to about it? That's helped many of my friends with stuff like that.
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>>767986878
I have my suicide planned but not paid for

funerals are expensive
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>>767994691
Don't do it, anon.
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>>767994728
why not anon
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>>767994691
thats very kind of u to think that far ahead for those u leave behind man gj
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>>767994971
Sorry, should have clarified, been together seven years, engaged for a year
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>>767995019
It's OK for men to show emotion. I'm sorry if you've been taught or conditioned otherwise.

We all need a hug from time to time. Build others up and support them Nobody gets by alone in this world.
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>>767991160
what am I looking at here?
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>>767991829
was she hot tho?
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>>767991101
Thanks mate, this is what i needed to convince myself go to sleep and stop reading dumb shit on the internet.
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I fapped on cam with a girl of single digit age. And not for the first time
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>>767995247
I won't post pics but yes, very
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Stepdad used to do me as a kid. I didn't really mind. It wasn't great, it wasn't ever too bad. Sort of just happened and that was that. Still think about it and it's sort of fucked up to think/wonder why I'm not more affected or messed up by it.
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>>767994475
I hung out with older boys to play football/basketball/etc and we went back to one of their houses one day. They were joking about jerking off and asked me if I did it. I said yeah even though I didn't know what it was. I ended up with my dick out and I admitted I didn't know what they meant. Kinda just continued from there. I was active with a few on them for years onward but I never considered it to be normal.
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>>767995140
its fine to show emotion but ur still a faggot, this is an anon board nobody is giving u gbp for being a white knight
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>>767994829
I have 2 solid plans. If i can't afford it, I plan for my body to never be found, no funeral needed.

>>767994867
>Don't put them through that pain.
This has held me back before, I've come to the conclusion they'll be ok in the end.
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>>767995365
ye if u just go deep into a desert u will prob never be found, but people might still hold a funeral for u even if there is no body
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>>767995214
Thank you and also no thank you. I still love her just sexually attached to her that way
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>>767995363
I'm not asking for recognition - I'm doing it to hopefully help anon and let him know he's not alone. Fuck off.

Also
>britcuck

>>767995365
Anyone can be forced to deal with anything. Don't cause them unnecessary pain. It's selfish and cruel. Don't do that to people who love you and who you love back.
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I wanted to tell you this 11 years ago /b/, but i think it is about time to come clean,....... /b/ i confess that i am.... a newfag.
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>>767993975
We are older
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I'm attracted to teenage girls
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>>767995472
>implying you're different from anyone else on the planet
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In exchange for doing my chores, I buy my 10yo brother diapers because he's a diaperfag.
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>>767995535
well I feel guilty and highly anxious about it
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I masturbate to diaper punishment porn.

I'd never stomach that shit in real life, but the idea of a girl being humiliated that much turns me diamonds
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>>767995613
Why? Most people are, if not even younger. You can't help it. Just don't act on anything and you're fine. Stay strong anon.
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>>767995434
lol what do britbongs have to do with what i posted stop getting so mad
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>>767994691
Not necessarily. You could always go for the prepaid for Jewish coffin and plot. Then opt for not preserving the body and you can get it down well below the 10 thousand the average funeral costs. Those clever jews. Pine wood coffins.
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>>767986878
Rubbed the tip of my cock on sisters lips while she was asleep
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>>767995740
No clue what the fuck else GBP is supposed to mean.
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>>767995777
Your and her ages?
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>>767995803
good boy points u fucking normie faggot go kys with that other depressed
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>>767989047
Tits or gtfo
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>>767995411
They aren't the type to do that

>>767995434
>It's selfish and cruel.
I know, that's why it's my secret.
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>>767995852
I'm trying to help someone. If that angers you because you're so insecure about yourself, deep down, you need to seek therapy. Take care, anon. I love you. It's going to be OK. Feel free to hurl insults at me in defense, it's OK. :)
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>>767995818
29 she 21
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>>767995363
Gross domestic product? I'm assuming you have dysgraphia
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Im usualy a lurker but ill go with it. I like 3 girls. I have pictures of all of them. One is creepshoted and other 2 found online. I have managed to get one's living place but recently i have started to question am i not some maniac. I have met all of them and i had good time with all of them. The third is kinda bitch tho.. But dat ass
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>>767995959
He said gbp, not gdp, retard.
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>>767995762
And they drill holes in the bottom.
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>>767995912
lol
>u think im wrong??? u are clearly insecure and should go to therapy!!1!
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>>767996029
Google dysgraphia. They flip letters. b becomes d.
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>>767995907
so why do u wanna off urself dude?
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>>767991338
Are you my Best friend ??
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>>767996065
Wrong for wanting to help someone and convince them not to kill themselves? You're a joke.
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>>767996089
Because he's a massive faggot. Like everyone who comes here. Why don't you? What's the codeine to xanax ratio required to wake up in a cozy coffin 6 feet under?
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>>767996123
wrong for taking everything so seriously, ur not going to help someone on a fucking message board by saying "oh u have a shit life? well its ok becasue im here for u!!! oh u might make those people that made ur life shit feel bad!"
u have no idea wtf is wrong with him if u wanted to help fucking ask him whats wrong and try to help saying "oh people will care if u die" is bullshit and never helps becasue no you dont fucking care, he could off himself in a minute and u wouldnt know and would go on with your life like it never happened because to u it didnt
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>>767996251
But I can try. You're literally getting offended at me trying to be a good, nice person. You need help. If you don't like it, ignore it, fuckface.
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>>767996233
Idk how much xan is required but i know how to hang myself in closet, door knob and tree so all for me is ready when i need it
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>>767996292
>i can try
jesus fucking read before u reply, i just said how what ur doing does absolutely nothing if u wanna "try" then try something that would work
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>>767996292
ur clearly only doing this so u can say that ur a "good, nice person" or u would actually put a second of thought into "helping" someone
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>>767996343
I'm trying what I think will work. Feel free to help out as well if you are inspired to take a different approach :)
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>>767996394
i litteraly typed what you should do instead in the post u replied t o retard
fucking ask him whats wrong and try to help from there like i did.
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>>767991137
A mistake? Like you got drunk and accidentally went to another girl's apartment and made sweet love yo her. All the while thinking it was your girl.

Nope. You did the asshole thing and got caught. Now your girl is probably going to fuck some random guy as revenge, but that's just going to make things worse. Plus the guy is all clingy
Just be glad you don't have kids and I'm assuming you don't have a pet together.
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>>767996428
No need to name call. It's OK, anon. You don't need to reply. Calm down. It's going to be OK, alright?
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>>767996297
Make it look like you were squanching in the closet but accidentally dropped the lemon slice. Just hose the screen down in your goo. That will look a lot less sad. Plus insurance is more likely to cover it.
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>>767996433
Just a dubs machine today and all 33
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>>767986878
Gotta love how this glamour wannabe picture is being used for a /b/ thread, that's some poetry OP.
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>>767996606
Ll just commit suicide when time comes, no accident. Just suicide. Not publicaly and i wont tell anybodu before i go. Im not seeking attention, its relief. Thos tumblr kids are doing it for attention

Here is tutorial for u. Share responsibly, pic related
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my gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy
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>>767997000
I have aute trips. Noice.
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I had been paying a close friend of my wife for videos of her farting for quite a while and my wife never knew. I have since stopped but I still feel guilty.
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>>767990574
Nice
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>>767997010
Its not secret. Its parrenting basics. U have to teach kid how to take care of herself
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>>767995183
Either a vagina or an eyelid, I can't tell
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>>767997000
But you have a family. A mother and probably siblings. The insurance will for the funeral. Most don't pay out for funerals, but masturbation accidents...plus imagine the looks on their faces. After you die you get an erection anyway. It's part of rigor mortis. So that will help convince them. Plus they won't blame themselves. Do it for your family
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>>767996233

What wrong with that??? it's fun!

I plan on fucking off as long as possible. life's pretty short already
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I did nothing while four mexican policy officers forced my wife to give them oral sex after pulling us over, and then got hard while watching it.
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>>767997000
>>767997064
My preferred method would be to tell my family that I'm going on a hiking trip, make sure I get real deep in the woods off trail, and then either freeze or tap my corotid and bleed out on a beautiful mountain side somewhere.
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>>767997293
>>767997301
Show some fucking respect - >>767997252
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>>767994190
Be a better person and pay your debt forward
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>>767997115
>Its parrenting basics
not really, otherwise her mom would have done it. and yes, it is somewhat of a secret
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>>767997224
Im 18. And dont have insurance. Not worth anyway
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>>767997434
>>767997438
If my trips remained unchecked I'm going to hurt somebody - >>767997333
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>>767997333
Noice trips. Cute
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>>767990183
Holy fuck so
Much for ever having optimism ever again thank anon
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>>767997635
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>>767990574
Nice. Detail anon what's she like when she's all wasted?!
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>>767986878
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>>767990946
tits or GTFO timestamp or it doesn't count
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>>767990575
Holy fuck this preaching to the choir anon what do you do to cope besides jack off
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I crossdressed, wasn't very good but I had a lot of stuff. Was afraid I was dying of a tooth infection so I threw it all away.
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>>767997740
>>767997787
>>767997793
>>767997799
Can it really be the end.....?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiPwrAkwRtw
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i dont understand incel. who needs pussy when you can fap to trap porn on 4chan
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>>767990946
Rule 32 tits or gtfo
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I was fucking my crossdressing neighbor and I couldn't stand the sight of him in panties and bra. He gave shitty head too. Used him for blowjobs (eventually tought him how to suck dick) and an easy hole to fuck. He told me he's in love with me, I'm fucking three other guys in the same week. Told him I like him too to fuck with his feelings. Ignore him for couple weeks , he gets annoying af. Plan on showing him me fucking other guys to fuck with him.
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>>767995907
re:
>it's selfish and cruel
no... it's your life, it belongs to you to do with as you see fit.

anything you want to do or wish you'd done before you die?
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>watching friends house while family is away
>go to his teens sisters room
>grab pair of clean panties and wrap around dick
>grab dirty pair and and put on face
>lay in her bed and start jacking off like crazy
>decide to stand up and cum on her pillows
>start shooting jizz
>control self and catch most of cum in her panties
>wipe pillow jizz as best as i can
>can still sorta see it
>"meh, fuck it"
>put jizz panties back in her drawer
>shove dirty ones in pocket
>get back to living room before they get home and see her light on

It was a once on a lifetime thing, took full advantage of it.
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I house sat an apartment for my parents retired friends while they went overseas on a cruise
their neighbour had a daughter who came up to the apartment on the first day because she was on school break and her parents work and asked if she could hang out
ends up being a pretty chill little loli
she goes home for dinner and I cook a meal, eat, bust out my first doobs and roll one up.
Go in have a shower, put my robe on and go on the balcony and smoke a cruisy as fuck spliff.
Go down stairs get the computer our for a nice post shower high fap and lotion myself up and literally a stroke in the door opens and she comes in with a shocked look on her face and I freeze
she shuts the door and says "I won't tell anyone if u let me watch"..
Proceed to fap up a storm and cum hard while she watched
Pretty shameful
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>>767990183
Fuck.
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I piss myself almost every time I get drunk. I've pissed myself while passed out on all my furniture. Luckily I live alone and I've recently bought a Upholstery cleaner for this specific problem.
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>>767998733
>she was on school break
High school, middle, elementary?

How old is she approx?
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>>767990772
>neck beard intensifies
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>>767998879
noon
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>>767991137
Fucking dumb cunt. Imagine doing something that dumb AND getting caught
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>>767998970

i think he means 12.
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Dated a single mother with pedo tendencies. Left before I ended up in jail
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i like tickles and u are faggot
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>>767999160
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>>767999042
>i think he means 12.
How do you figure?
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>>767998471

it's not gay if you don't love him back
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In the summer, I ride in very crowded buses and grope girls without their consent.
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when I was 15-16 i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times
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where is shower man? i have not seen shower man.
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I tell people that she is my sister but she is really just a 14yo fuckbuddy
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>>767999628

and how old are you?
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I wish I was a nigger
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>>767999635
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am...
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>>767999727

+10 years or more?

less?

I am curious to know what is possible in life.
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>>767999796
less than 10, more than 5
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I was fucking my neighbor when my wife was pregnant
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>>767999858
>less than 10, more than 5

thats very normal then. nothing special.
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>>767998836
I had a friend who'd piss himself everytime he drank. Thankfully he always sat in the same chair. I'd clean it every week though.
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>>767999945
>>767999945
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>>767999931
what do u consider as special?
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>>767999977

more than 10. 20. 30.

things you dont see or hear about every day.
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I am a semi criminal started small made fake money in highschool was pretty easy then moved onto making fake doctors notes then ids and bank statements then fake websites for fake businesses now I have 1 legit business to launder through weird how it started small word spread I got bettet. Mostly started just to help people out got a thrill from people gaining off my fakes. I don't make fake money anymore though and it wasn't big bills 5s 10s and 20s when they still have older 20s in circulation.
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Couple of years back I read an online review of this sloot’s services. One evening after work I gave her a call, arranged a time, popped by flat and paid her fifty for the best sloppy bj of my life.

Later discovered she was a post-op transgirl.

I still fap to memories of the experience.
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>>767999347

stories please.. this is hot

what is the hit/miss ratio here on the girls that just let you or run.. or other?
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>be me, average 19 y/o horn dog
>have cousin, female, 18 y/o basically in the same boat
>known her since she was young and have always been close
>notice one day "damn those titties (also ass was passable 7/10)
>get the big brain idea of inviting her into the hot tub at our uncles place. It's where we usually hung out after long summer days.
>ask her one night if i could massage her.
>"And why would you want to do that anon"
>"I just want practice"
>"okay anon just don't be weird about it"
>start with her feet, then legs.
>after about 20 minutes ask her if i could move her
>"Okay sure"
>move her by her ass and boye let me tell you something.
>completely disregard massaging her back, just focus on her ass.
>not a single world or peep from her, actually hear her start to breath a little more heavily
>it's probably important that i tell you that she's wearing a one piece, nothing wrong with it. Just plot.
>slowly start to move her shoulder straps from off her shoulder
>don't move them more than from off her shoulder/underneath her arms. Sue me.
>tits are basically floating in the water under her swimsuit
>move back down to her ass. I move her swimsuit around so basically just her ass is hanging out.
>i start to "massage" her bare ass and move my way up and around towards her thighs.
>Still. not. a. word.
>IF SHE'S OKAY WITH IT I'M OKAY WITH IT
>start to move it more towards her crotch/thighs.
>Start to ever so slightly brush against her pussy over her swimsuit.
>her breathing get's a little heavier
>bloodswell.jpg
>get more than a semi going.
>she shifts a little bit, doesn't say anything for 30 more minutes.
>afterwords she says we should get out and that she's getting tired.
>ask her if she'd like to continue tomorrow night.
>"Yes"
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>>768000231
The teens usually pretend they don't notice and let you grope them, especially when they're with friends. Some get off at the next stop, I guess because they freak out. Older ones have sometimes had dramatic reactions, that's why I stick to young whores now.
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>>767986878
When my frend's family gone to a jorney, i moved to him for a week. I masturbated with every his mom and sister panties.
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>>768000274
There has to be more.
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>>768000473
Why yes. Not as much as you'd think, but there is.

>Fast forward a few years.
>Me 22. Her 21
>See each other for the first time in a year or so.
>"Hey anon remember when we'd used to go in the hot tub."
>moms_spaghetti.mp4
>"yeah why what's up?"
>"I was thinking we should go back in, you know.. Catch up" and at this point boys is where yours truly is thinking with his head.
>"Okay sure. Should i bring some drinks C-Anon?"
>fast forward some menial talking and two 6 packs of mike's hard mangos and 3/4 a bottle of rum later
>"Hey remember when i used to give you massages?"
>"yeah anon i was hoping you'd talk about it. I'm dying for one right now."
>muhdick.jpg
>proceed to do the same exact routine.. Move the one piece straps down, expose her ass more, and massage the inside of her legs.
>But this time boys yours truly had some liquid courage.
>Move hands over her pussy. Not brushing it, not around it. Just on it.
>Doesn't mention it, doesn't move, she just keeps on talking like nothing's happening.
>I start to trace my fingers up and down slowly testing the waters.
>She just keeps on going, voice getting breathier when i get closer to her clit.
>i tell her to move her hair up, she does.
>i start to kiss her neck, she just lets out small.. not really moans, just heavy breaths.
>continue this for an hour at least.
>both don't realize how much time has passed.
>say we should probably stop drinking.
>We agree, get out, get changed. Luckily i drove her, so i take her back to her place.
>Along the way she doesn't mention any of what happened in the hot tub.
>mention as i'm taking her home it'd be quicker and safer if i just brought her to my place.
>"maybe next time anon."
>devilish.jpg
>drop her off at home, but as she's getting out i smack her ass.
>She just says "OH" and smiles at me.
>talk to her like regular from that point on
Haven't seen her since as she goes to college out of state.
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>>767986878
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.

One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.

A few moments of awkward bad jokes later we ended up in a 69, finished with her facedown/ass up and me dumping the heaviest, most satisfying load in my life into her pussy.

We banged for about a year like I said until it came out that her uncle-in-law was molesting her. I feel bad that she went through it but we were insanely close and that went ten fold when we started fucking.

I feel bad but a perverted part of me was glad she got to have consensual sex with some one that actually gave a fuck about her.
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>>768000947
You drove her home while drunk, you fucking retard?
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>>767999432
When I was 15-16, I had a 9 year old girls give me oral several times...
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>>768001091
Bad choices, but we both lived.
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>>768001160
Did you trick them or did they understand? I didn't know what sex was until I was 10.
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I lost my job almost 6 months ago. My family doesn't know. My wife thinks I go to work everyday, but really I go to to the casino and gamble. Been lucky to end up on top everytime so far, and have built up a cash stash. Still, it could all end anytime.
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My bf has never been the jealous type and doesn't even care that one of my good friends was a friend I used to be close to and hook up with.
A long time ago (about a year or so into my relationship) I hung out with that friend and we hugged. Yes it sound a baby-ish and there wasn't even any grouping but the hug was long and it just felt very intimate...it didn't feel like a hug between friends and I'm sure if I didn't snap out of it and move away it could. Have led to a possible kiss.
Luckily I did snap out of it and told my friend it didn't feel right and he was cool about it.


I asked friends/family if I should tell my bf and most said no because there wasn't any actual cheating. It was just a hug but I still felt extreme guilt for even being in that position.

So I did tell my bf and he thought it was no big deal and the only thing he was worried about was how dramatically guilty I felt about "just a hug".

I ended up seperatibg from that friend on my own terms since I felt i needed to be away from him and after a few months we hung out again every couple months or so and that tension that was once there has long been gone


It's been 4 years now and I know I didn't do anything wrong really but I still feel guilt for just the way my mind clouded and allowed myself to accept some thing that seemed a little more than friendly.

I know I'm probably being over dramatic about a silly hug that happened years ago but idk I guess I just was proud of being the "perfect gf" And just the tiniest faulter annoys me even now.

My bf doesn't know I still sulk about it because I'm sure he would think it's weird to sulk over it
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>>768001200
It worked in that instance, but you have to look at the statistics. Drunk driving makes up about half of traffic deaths here in Norway, despite how few people drive after drinking. I lost a friend to a collision with a drunk driver.
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>>768001223
She understood. She had seen her brother jerk off before (she never told him). I just asked her if she wanted to see it, and she liked it. Touched it immediately. Taught her to suck it like a pro. Explained it was like a popsicle, and it can be licked, but also sucked. Truthfully, I wish her brother and I could have fucked her, but he never would have been down for that.
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>>768001342
can't change the past. What's done is done. Haven't done it since
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>Constantly steal friends's sisters' underwear
>Cum on them for over a week
>put them back in her drawer when I get the chance to go over again
>one day see her washing her face before going to sleep
>bingo
>she goes to sleep
>go to restroom
>open and cum an ungodly amount of jizz in to her facewash
>shake it up
>leave and go play games or some shit

it was nice to know that for a month or so she washed her face with my cum

>old pic
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>>768001375
When I was 10 me and neighbors daughter same age were fooling around all the time. She was fascinated by foreskin
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My leg keeps hurting
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My Jehavoa Witness bro and I have been living in the same apartment for 6 months. He wrote a list of rules (if someone disobeys the rules they get kicked out). One of them was don't watch porn/ wank/ whatever. Little does he know that whenever I masturbate I cum into a tiny bin in my room. He frequently comes into my room to play the piano (no, there isn't a smell).
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>>768000313

Wow I would have thought that they would be braver to fight back if with friends.. meaning they like it.

Which country? Can you greentext an incident that went well?
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>>768001494
I had a very hypersexual childhood because I was abused at a young age. I loved showing my dick, getting others to touch it, experimenting whenever I could. Sister sucked me. I made a cousin suck me. I jerked off on the back of the school bus with one of my buds when we were about 12. I was bigger, his was shorter....he touched mine, I touched his. I jerked and came on the back of the seat as he watched and stroked. I always wanted him to suck me. We stopped being friends after I moved. He turned into a crap adult too.
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I'm gay. I haven't told anyone and I'm too scared to do it, so I'm always alone. I also hate flamboyant faggots, it's their fault people think all gay guys are hilarious degenerates, that really doesn't help.
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im the only non agent in this thread
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>>767986878
I'm actually am an Android. Don't tell anyone though.
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>>768001626
How were you abused?
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>>768001626
I wasn't abused but very sexual too. Me and the neighbors daughter did everything. We found porno magazines in the woods and copied the pictures. Wasn't until we had done this several times that we discovered that it was pleasurable. I still remember first time I cum actual fluids. She wasn't expecting it, neither was i
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>>768001634
Most people know that very few gays are flamboyant faggots. Just come out of the closet, fag!
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>>768001777
Daycare person would molest me. Put me down on a counter, undo my diaper, put a wash cloth over my face, and do... well, who knows what. Fucked me up. I was a toddler.

>>768001803
I remember the first time I had an orgasm. I thought my dick was broken. It was very late at night. I didn't squirt, it was fully dry, but it wouldn't stop twitching. I thought I broke it. I almost woke my parents, but decided not to. Became addicted from that moment on.
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>>768001634
My best friend of 22 years cane put as guy about 5 years ago and he also hates flamboyant guys. To be honest you wouldn't even know my friends gay until you saw a cock in his mouth lol.

But being the kinda guy he is it also took him a while To come out and even then he doesn't feel comfortable letting random people know he's gay.

He could have easily kept hiding it and no one would have known (hell I thought I knew him better than anyone) but I think it really took a toll on him not being able to relax and be himself.
The first people he told were me and his mom.
His mom was a bit upset but she grew used to it after a while.
But I've noticed he's a completely different person now. He used to be so angry and liked to stir the pot a lot but ever since he came out he's a lot more carefree and easy going.


I love the person he is and even though I was shocked when he came out it didn't change the way I felt about him one bit. I can assure you that if your family and friends do care for you they will accept you and you will be much happier getting that weight off your shoulders
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>>768001987
Came out as gay*


God damn this autocorrect is the worst
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>>767999432
story
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>>768001339
I think it's nice to have his feelings in mind, as it wasn't a normal hug.
> years ago
Evidently you've been with him for a decent amount of time so there must be something being done right.
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Idk where to put this so I'mma put it here not really a secret but something that should be.
>Be me
>Like 12
>Halo 3 had just come out
>Being the fag that I am I wanted to play it bad
>Poorfag so family couldn't afford it
>Friend had it along with the Xbox that came with it
>Only thing was is his parents only really let us hang out in the one window less room in is house
>Room had two bunk beds a computer and a Xbox with TV
>Would take turns playing matchmaking and doing shit on the computer
>Omeggle gets video chat
>As horny teens would try to talk to females and see the boob
>Some of these girls would also want us to do stuff
>So would be playing games
>One friend would be like guys can you leave I need to show this girl my dick
>Leave wait awkwardly
>Get all clear come back okay more games
>Eventually get tired of this
>Just want to play some halo because I was a sperg and that's all I cared about
>Get the can you guys leave ?
>Nah bro I'm top of the leader boards
>I just won't look
>Friend awkwardly whips it out for grill
>Sees the boob
>IDGAF just more focused on games
>Eventually put up curtain so friends on the computer wouldn't be seen
>Had dudes beat it for girls while others friends played Xbox
>No fucks given
>I did it a few times so I can see the good titty
>More interested in gaming though because tism
>2007 was a different time man
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>>768001375
story?
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>>767986878
when i was in first class i accidentally shat my pants and noone was around and i was so embarassed i threw them behind some lockers

look at me,i'm smart
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>>768002140
I mean, there's really nothing more too it. She did it a few times, I liked it. Usually in empty backyards. I would cum on the decks and in the pools of wherever we were.
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I have dozens of nudes of my sister that she dosnt know I have. As well as nudes of most of my friends wives or girlfriends. Those were given to me willingly by them.
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after my mother died when I was 10, my father started molesting me and making me suck his dick til I moved out at 16.
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>>768001970
Was the daycare person caught? And are we talking assfucking here, or what? How come you didn't tell your parents? Did you think it was normal?
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>>768001625
I don't think they like it, they just think it's embarrassing, and don't want to make a scene, even more so when they are with friends. I'm from Serbia, and sorry, I don't have any specific incident to greentext, since I've done it so many times and for so long, it all kind of blurred together.
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>>768002208
>>768002208
>>768002208
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>>768002390
Do you think the pleasure you get from a single experience outweighs her unhappiness and anxiety during the experience and after?
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>>768002298
Have you shared the pics of your sis?
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>>768002354
you a girl?
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>>768002472
Definitely lol. I mean, they are just stupid sluts, who cares if they are unhappy?
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>>768002387
It was reported. Nothing happened to him. My diaper was the same but had been unlatched and relatched, and my mother noticed. I don't know what he did. I blocked most of it out. I was too young for any kind of testimony to be used, so he got off completely free. It still haunts me, and if I could find him, I would kill him. I know he was abusing other children there, including his toddler son.
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>>768002556
and this is why the world hates 4chan
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>>768002478

Never. I have seen that play out bad on here in the past.
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>>768002132
>something being done right.

Well it takes 2 to make it work that's for sure and I know and acknowledge that despite that hug I've been nothing beyond perfect for him and he's been the same way for me.

I guess i just never forgiven myself for my lapse in judgement. In my mind during that hug a part of me was saying "well maybe a kiss wouldn't be so bad" and I feel like it took a lot of mental effort to get out of that cloudy zone and pull away from it.
I tend to beat myself up pretty hard for any little thing and have a hard time letting go of my fuck ups.

Ugh it felt good to even type this. I know for sure if I were to tell him I still think about it he might just worry and think it was something more since I'm still hung up over it
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>>768002615
got kik?
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I'm married but I started fucking one of my students that just graduated. She's 18 and the best fuck I've ever had. Pic related.
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>>768001987
That was heartwarming to read, thanks anon.
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>>768002519
yup
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>>768002676
Okay, now don't fuck it up
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>>768002281
I mean how did it start? How did you make her suck your dick
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>>768002722
greentext
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>>768002722
Did you enjoy sucking his dick? Did he push it down your throat?
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>>768002592
A sleeping toddler will suck anything. Not just a pacifier.
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