This shit went down no more than 20 minutes ago. Gomma try to greentext it. Holy shit.
>I am me
>26 y/o neet
>Hour 16 of todays cs:go sesh
>Hear dad unlocking front door
>He's not supposed to be home for 2 more days
>I'm supposed to be staying at my cousins til he gets back (not allowed to stay at the house solo because of some shit i did)
>Unplug the computer using lighting reflexes and turn out the light
>Throw the box of pizza I've been gnoshing on all day behind the tv
>Hear door open
>Can't make it to my room because I'd have to go past the front door
>Silently Sprint into his bedroom and shimmy under the bed
>Hear strange voices - he has company with him or something
>Perfect I'll exfiltrate while they are distracted
>Mfw they all come straight to his bedroom
>I count six feet, so 3 people
>They all start getting undressed and throwing clothes everywhere
>One of their boxers lands next to my head and it smells like polo cologn
>bed groans as they all pile in
>Within seconds they are fucking
>Extremely loud grunting, moaning, and ball slapping.mp3
>Hear the sound of them all pissing on eachother
>Piss soaks through amd starts dripping on me
>After they all loudly cum on eachother i smell Cuban cigars and hear them talking about how drained their old balls are and how prime eachothers assholes were
>dad mentions that his "faggor son" must have been here because "that dipshit" threw a pizza at the Tv
>I'm still under the bed as i type this
>I can hear them making out and doing poppers to get warmed up for round two
What do /b/?
>>767986702
sneak into the bed when they start again and silently join in
record the sound op
post it somewhere
Call your mother and tell her to get her ass home.
>>767986702
Post pic of you under bed or gtfo
>>767986702
>because of some shit I did
What did you do to lose privliges
>>767986702
sounds like OP is about to see what his dads balls taste like.
and he's also a lying faggot.
Yeah do you have a mother OP?
>>767986702
Get us video and post links for later proof for the mother figure. Prime profit opportunity
>>767987125
Here, you can see the one dudes shirt kind if
>>767987346
>>767987089
Parents are divorced
>>767987248
I tried to throw a party but I only have 3 friends so we decides to invite random people from facebook/ craigslist/ snapchat and basically the house got damaged severely and a lot got stolen
Heavens above, OP.
Either record them as proof or gtfo virgin
>>767986702
thats pretty gay man
>>767987627
Well this is a low-effort fake
UPDATE
two more older guys showed up and there was a lot more pee pee. My shirt and hair are soaked. Just heard my dad say, and I quote, "pull it out of my ass when you're gonna cum, Bill. You're gonna cum on my fucking tits".
The air in here is getting incredibly humid and thick. I don't know how much longer I'm gonna last. I don't even have words to describe the smell. And one of the late arrivals keeos deliberately farting and moaning loudly after
>>767986702
>One of their boxers lands next to my head and it smells like polo coLOGn
Would you?
>>767988104
i hope its real
take a video anon
>>767986702
This is what trying to hard looks like
>>767986702
You sound like a fucking retard. Go get a job and leave your gay dad alone.
>>767988104
>deliberately farting and moaning loudly after
My sides. Moar
>>767988104
stream the experience pls
>>767988346
>>767988104
100% stream it
Oh my god PLEASE stream it
>start a live stream
>post link
>wait for them all to cum a second time
>they start to smoke
>before they start round 3
>crawl out
and this is why i still "cum" on /b/
Post moar fucking pictures
I kekd a lil bit mmmmmmmm
>>767988397
100% stream it?
More like 100% steamy
If this turns out to be real, I want a spot in the screencap
>>767988546
gross
>>dad mentions that his "faggor son" must have been here because "that dipshit" threw a pizza at the Tv
Your subterfuge has failed.
>>767986702
26
Still lives at home with daddy
>>767988552
this reddit style behavior is unacceptable
stream fagit
stream it fag
would you look at that, no delivery of any stream link. OP is a confirmed faggot as always.
Is he going to flip the piss soaked bed, or buy a new one?
Holy kekles, I hope this is real
>green texting while under the bed
>Dad having man sex with multiple men
>calls son a faggor
>>767987627
>that filename
They are all on the bed now it feels like it's going to collapse. I can literally hear the blowjobs
>>767988822
top kek
stream it
ohh shit op delivered
>>767988783
Idk how to do all that, sorry.
on an un related note ou guys hear about 4chan trolling nasa
Usually takes a crane to get them out
>ops dad call him faggot
>Dad's fucking other guys
Ops dad is dumb as fuck
>>767988822
Maybe there's a reason you're a faggor if your dad gets pissed and came on by many old men, starting to think the onus is on him
>>767988972
>faggor
>>767988887
OP didn't deliver a god damn thing.
>>767988887
Man, nice quints ya got there, I'd be a shame if someone were to subtract 1
>>767989014
OP is a faggor comfirmed
>>767988887
Op delivered as much as you just did.
>Cumming up short in udder failure.
>>767989018
did you not see the pics. op delivered
There is a failure to deliver google how to fucking stream
OP faggor just record a clip and post it
>>767988822
> op is either using a old photo or he delivered
Thanks OP! I haven't laughed like this in a while!
Would you suck a shitlog out of andys asshole?
Only one thing to be done OP. Join in.
>>767989144
OP here, they're farting so much it fucking stinks, I'm so hard right now, please help, also how to convert webms on phone?
Come on OP, stream that shit
Stream it already faggor
>>767989206
>I'm hard
Op is a faggor
>>767989232
Ha stream
>>767989206
op post this shit on youtube and send link
Creamy logs
>What do /b/?
Obviously you just walk on out of there and if he tries anything you just blackmail him.
>"Hey, what are you doing here! You're not supposed to be home on your own! You're in big trouble!"
>Do a single thing to me and I'll tell everyone what I saw and why we aren't speaking to each other.
That type of thing. Get a pic if you think you'll need it to boost your credibility.
even bette stream it on youtube. because the youtube app can do that
Would you swallow the creamy steamy shitlog?
>>767989280
OP likes the warm piss and fart stink of elderly men, are they japanese OP????? Are YOU japanese OP??????????????
>>767986863
Every phone has this ability. No excuses OP.
>>767989349
In a room with a group of old naked farting men, nah
> 26yo
> living with dad
> forbidden from being there when dad's not home
You fuckers fell for this shit? Anyone can toss a couple pairs of boxers on the ground then take a picture from under the bed. You guys went full retard.
>>767986702
These balls look hot
>>767988822
Dude you are acting a fool. Get out from under your bed like a child. We all know you are alone in that room being dumb.
>>767989365
Itll get flagged most likely unless he makes it private and posts the link
>>767989394
On second thought, yeah, you're right. You should stay trapped under a bed with a bunch of naked old men farting on top of you. Clearly the best course of action.
Fucking idiot.
>>767989349
You don't got shit it's his dad and he's a neet, his dad will just punch his scrawny/flabby fucking face in with his faggor fister left hand
These logs make me go crazy
>>767986702
>>767989349
This one OP, if it goes well you can black mail more than one person. With this you could live forever as a NEET
Just tape it and problem solved
>>767989474
>it's his dad
So?
>he's a neet
Again; so? This is trump card territory he's in.
>>767989496
my sides, didnt expect this one
Shit log creamy dreamy
>>767989206
This wasn't me.
It's quieting down now some. The air is so hot and wet I almost literally can't breathe. I wish one of them would crack a window. Theres something wet, i think cum, running down the wall accross from me. Someone's still fucking thougg because i hear slapping. Please god don't let there be a third inning
>>767989474
>with his faggor fister
>>767989083
Nigger I can throw a piece of clothing on the floor, take a picture of it, then go on to say that 40 midgets just broke into my house for a gang bang. Saying that doesn't prove shit. Neither does Op pics.
>>767989371
No i live in minnesota
>>767989402
I'm 24 and this would be kinda me...since I was caught throwing parties when mom left type of stuff..not far fetched..
>>767989402
>>767989443
nah op is a fag it wont get flagged because there wont be any actual sightings of gay men
>>767989402
At least let us act as if it were true.
The most fun I had on /b/ for a long time
>>767989646
Nigger OP wont stream
Time for some logs
These logs are made for swallowing
>>767989646
i want to hold on the the sliver of hope this is real.
that and its 11 o'clock. i get a little loopy when I'm sleepy
>>767989538
>>767989573
Exactly
Op is a faggor who won't deliver
But would you guys?
>>767989402
>> 26yo
>> living with dad
>> forbidden from being there when dad's not home
Gayer things have happened, anon. Gayer things have happened.
Thinking about those logs
>>767989402
Original Pisslord here
Do you know how much piss a mattress can hold before it starts to drip through to the floor?
Alot of piss
I know, start recording with your shitty phone and get up, quick scope fags on bed and run for your life when some of them move, if they catch you, your anus is dead. Don't forget that doors are closed, check window in your room.
>>767989668
Oh well that explains everything, you live in possibly the worst state ever, no wonder your manly daddy gets many a faggor to nut slap and golden shower endlessly as you weep in assblasts and piss soaked fury. Get cucked by daddy niggor
>>767986702
Faggor
benis
OP here I'm slowly starting to masturbate gently, I can see the cankles of one of the old men, I think he's about to drop a hot steamy sixx next to my face, my prayers have been answered, if only he were also black and a tranny, I might blow a hole in the wall with my mighty hancock sized spunkloads at the mere thought of daddy ramfucking my shit covered anus, help guys, I might be a faggor
Op here agaun
Starting to pasd out
They started again. One of them gor some of my clothes form my room and is dressed as me. They started shittinf on eachother from the sound/smell of things. Smells so bas
Oh god guys, it's soooo gross, help I'm so grossed out, I'm about to cum out of disgust, I hope on of them shits out a massive pile of shit and the rest cum on it, I dub thee the chocolate cream mountain, I can feel my pussy get loose, oh OH OH OH DADDY FUCK ME, I'M GONNA SCREAM GUYS OOOOOOOOOH
>>767986702
Jesus Christ, this guys gotta stand to shit, or he might flush his nuts down!
>>767990497
Fake, not op
>>767990309
Fuck off I bet that smell has your cock as hard as diamond.
OP here, okay, you got me...
It was all a lie , I just wanted attention
OP, stream or kys, little dipshit
>>767989926
North dakota is worse
>>767990561
No shit kek, why would anyone believe you?
>>767990589
True. I just dislike the midwest in general.
>>767988162
you should literally consider suicide
>>767990691
Same. At least in the plains region No mountains, no ocean, no forest is absolute shit
Jump up and yell "YOU'RE THE FAG" and then run away
>>767990533
Thanks for pointing out the fake shit posting in this thread...
*dad has sex with more guys*
>"my faggot son must've been here since he threw pizza at the fucking tv"
oh anon post more
>>767988822
you dead, anon
OP quit being a bitch.
Tape a couple seconds under the bed.
Op is kill, the mattress must have collapsed
I couldn't take the hot stinky air anymore. I lept from under the bed and asked my dads gay orgy mates to take my virginity. They just finished violating me with their shit covered dicks. I'll never be the same.
>>767986702
what the fuck
>>767989917
I second this notion, out your dad for being a fag lord or blackmail the fuck out of him. Just put your phone on record, get up and get all three of them and bolt out the door.
