help me /b/
so i keep my weed in a safe
its electric with batteries that can be accessed on the inside
i went to smoke a bowl today
that batteries are dead
theres a key hole on the front to unlock but i list the key (pic related)
i tried to pick the lock for like an hour with no luck
what should i do?
You should leave your dad's safe alone.
>>767987778
thread
>>767987641
Get a firemans axe and go at it bud
>>767987778
its mine faggot
>>767987641
You're going to want a largest crowbar you can get and a drill.
gonna want to try to pry the door and get it to bow out in several places. Should be pretty easy given there's already a gap.
>>767987641
Get a set of jumper leads and hook em up to your car. Start the fuckin car and then just zap the fuckin safe. No this wont work but why fuckin not.
>>767987641
What did the key look like?
>>767988039
it was kind of small (like 1/2 the size of a car key)
>>767987641
hire a professional lockpicker
>>767987641
Your dumb ass should have stopped using the safe the moment you lost your key if you knew that the batteries could only be accessed from inside.
>>767987867
>>767987975
>>767988027
don't have any of that stuff but would the file on my swiss army knife work?
>>767987641
>Call the safe manufacturer, see if they have a solution.
>>767987641
Use more commas in that stream of vomit you hurled into your keyboard there, you nigger!
>>767988086
Teeth on one side or both?
>>767988145
it used to beep when the batteries were low but it didn't do it this tome for some reason
i had a friend with a case just like this grab a flat head put it in key hole and turn or grav same size key and try that
>>767988180
one
>>767987641
throw it off a tall.building. few things are as strong as when terminal velocity meets pavement.
>>767988231
OK, have you ever picked a lock before?
It's gonna take a crane to get it out op
>>767988307
no, but i know the basics, tried using the 'raking technique but had no luck
>>767988158
They would say "don't lose the key, fucknut"
>>767988556
and safe is pretty old so i don't know who made it
>>767988154
No.
>>767988330
This some oldfag shit from like 6 years ago?
that looks like a wafer lock, it shouldn't be difficult
>>767987641
Buy a bag of weed. Fuck the safe.
>>767988445
its a safe not a door, have fun without ur precious, faggot
>>767988445
Good start.
Let me see the paperclips out of the lock.
>>767988556
>Prolly not though
>>767988158
You can usually get a replacement key, but they require proof of purchase.. which this cuck won't have because it's not his safe.
>>767988932
im a poor as fuck neet
If you can't pick that lock I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Maybe you should just quit smoking weed because you're already retarded.
>>767988934
That's hardly a safe.
That lock could easily be picked by someone competent.
>>767987641
OP confirmed 14 year old who wants to anhero and wants to use his fathers gun.
If it were your safe you'd just take it to a lock smith to get it picked open.
If it were truely yoursafe and you were afraid of the lock smith for what ever reason
>Might find your shota manga
Then you could get in that safe in a matter of minutes with any power tools.
Real talk, if you want to kill yourself you can do it much more passively. suffocation with literally any gas other than Co2 is the best way to do it. You just fall asleep.
>>767989330
after watching a few youtube vids i made these.
the one on the left is the rake and the right is the tension wrench
Don't these safes have an exploit where you bang on the top? https://youtu.be/fjrTTlxWTIY
OP is a degenerate fag, so maybe sucking dick down the bus station will yeild better results
>>767989145
>experiencing moral quandaries and paradoxes really puts life on earth into perspective
Lost it
>>767987641
This happened to my safe and I had lost the key. My gf picked the lock tho with a cheap pick set so I’d order one from amazon and give it a try
>>767989446
Think long, skinny, flat and sturdy. Fuck paperclips. Press all tumblers down and turn. If you had one of those right angle flatheads it would help.
>>767989542
that did'nt work
>>767989825
Banging the safe or sucking dick?
My guess is you tried both.
>>767989876
banging the safe
>>767989438
don't locksmiths need a proof of purchase?
>>767989979
No.
I have brought a locked field desk to a lock smith before, and they opened it up for me.
>>767987882
if its yours why dont you know how to unlock it
>>767989876
Lol
>>767990237
the battery is dead
>>767989949
Oh well. Check the back of the safe for any small holes. You'll need a long thin rod or straw (long enough to be pushed through to reach the reverse of the safe door) that you can push through to reach the code reset button.
Reset the code to 0420 and enjoy your new stolen safe, Jamal.
>>767990370
dude the battery is dead, i remember the combination
>>767990447
Then you have three options.
1) Grab a set of diamond picks to pick the lock.
2) Keep giving the top of the safe a firm hit with your fist whilst simultaneously turning the handle to force it to unlock
3) Wipe down any fingerprints and trace DNA evidence and dump it, hoping no one ever links you to their stolen safe
>>767987641
Buy a crowbar
Start in the top left and work you’re way in once you have a good hold you can use leverage to pop it open. This ruins the safe & you will have to buy a new one so if its not enough weed to justify the cost of a new safe ...
>>767990690
for fucks sake its my safe, I've had it for years
Just call a locksmith from Craigslist
>shitty old car with malfunctioning alarm/locking system
>locks doors randomly
>start car
>windscreen is frozen
>get out to scrape it
>accidentally shut door
>it's locked
>call locksmith I found on backpage ads
>he comes within 25 minutes
>opens the door with hood techniques
>paid 25$
another time
>have apartment I rent out
>paid in cash
>no rental agreement
>dude stops paying
>thick reinforced steel door
>he comes
>takes out a ghetto looking lockpick kit
>his arms are shaking from drinking all the time
>he takes a deep breath and holds it
>door pops open within 20 seconds
>paid 30$
no questions asked
>>767987641
I have this safe, you can unlock it even with a dead battery. the button panel comes off and the battery in on the other side. the battery is not inside the safe
>>767987641
Stop being a pussy. You need a hammer, a strong flathead and pliers. Hammer the flathead as far as you can into the lock then twist the lock open with the pliers while the screwdriver is still jammed in it.
>>767987641
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
>>767987641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcYB9ceiAiY
skip to 1min, worked for my safe
Search utube on how to bounce an electronic safe. If you can then you need to search how to open with a magnet, essentially:
You need a magnet with about 130lb pull. Put it inside a sock, so you can slide it around. Attach it to the door, typically to the upper left corner. The magnet will pull the solenoid out, allowing you to rotate the handle. You may have to move it around to get it open. Keep you fingers from between the door and magnet.
>>767990868
that did'nt work
>>767991179
leftmost wire is common ground, second wire from left is positive. get two 9V batteries, put them in parallel and apply power to panel. A single battery might work, but there's a dead battery inside that will cause a current drop, so using two is more likely to work. Should bring the assembly back to work so you can enter your code
>>767991179
what kind of retard fucken safe did you buy Anon? every safe I have ever owned had a back up entry
>>767987641
There's a reason they call it, "Dope."
I'm loving this. The desperation to bust that safe so he can smoke a bowl.
The tension of the situation is electrifying.
>>767991288
>>767991401
It does. He said he'd lost the key, and had been relying on the keypad, until the battery died.
Dum dum.
>>767991179
there must be a hole at the backside of safe post a backside photo pls
>>767991483
what are you talking about nigger?
>>767991483
Nigger
>>767991505
I seen that asswipe, but even if you lost the key there is always a way to open. I have had three safes and they all had ways to get in after all else has gone wrong
>>767991288
better?
>>767991517
>>767990794
Ok no need to get angry, Nancy
Please be worth it anon
>>767991698
Those are mounting holes. You unscrew the inside backplate and attach the safe to a wall or floor through these holes. It's mandatory to have a stationary safe for weapons in some areas.
I think your bestt bet at this point is to call a locksmith.
I doubt they'll give a shit about finding some weed inside the safe, especially if you offer to smoke a bowl with the guy after.
That is unless you're worried the guy might find some other shit in there that you don't want anyone to see..
>>767988154
>a swiss army knife
>"can this work instead of a fireman's axe, a large crowbar, a power-drill, a car, battery, and jumper cables?"
You're fucking retarded.
>>767991602
I'd love to see how this ends, but I gotta get to bed.
I'll leave it on auto-update, so do not disappoint!
>>767991986
better?
U faggots are wasting time wit this. Every safe I ever needed to get into was breached with a sledge hammer. Never failed yet.this one would take me less than 2 minutes. I've taken up to an hour to open bigger ones.
>>767992330
you forget im weak a hell and dont have access to any tools
>>767992330
He's right you know, takes less than that really. I've gotten into a safe like that in two hits!
>>767992399
And it's impossible for you to drop it from a higher position -i.e window- too?
>>767992399
I gave you advice how to route electricity to the panel itself. It doesn't require nigger strength, just a bit of knowledge and steady hands. Use normal pins to poke through the insulation
Then use Thermite. Put can on top near hinge side, use blanket to cover head and absorb weed smoke as it vaporizes from 5000 degree Thermite slag.
>>767992602
pretty much since it dont want to break the concrete at my house and id like to save the safe if possible
should i start raking from the back or the front?
>>767992280
Almost got it.
>>767992682
The safe is a lost at this point. either a lock smith or bust the fucker open. the lesson here is dont buy a fancy fuckin safe next time. get the old dial combo safes
fuck it in the ass
These safes are cheap as hell, fill your bathtub with water and cover all the gaps of the safe with toothpaste. Dunk the whole thing in the tub and let it sit. Meanwhile to pass the time you can just buy more weed since it's cheap as hell, could probably just trade for something if you find the right kind of nigger
Look at the fuckin gaps in that thing. Its a 10 buck safe at best. Crow bar the cunt or just drop the mother fucker.
Trips and you cover it in tannerite and blow it up, and then get high on the charred remains of your stash.
Duh use a hand grenade stupid!
>>767987641
those safes are easy to break into.
pry open the plastic front near the keypad and keyhole
chisel out the lock with a hammer and chissel.
break the bearings and turn the lock.
So why do you keep your weed in a safe anyway?
>>767993322
paranoid about parents finding it
>>767987641
No problem anon I got your back. And this is a great idea too.
What you do is: Pour olive oil into the safe and stick it in the oven at about 100 and wait an hour. Take it out and pour the oil out of it. ITS NOW INFUSED WITH THE MAGICAL HALFLINGS LEAF POWER! Make some pot brownines with the cannabidoil!
>>767991483
nigger
>>767988445
>I know the “raking” technique
>I got on YouTube and watched a 2 minute video so now I know of the technique
>not know it. Know of it
>>767992755
You're not going to "rake" it.
You're going to finesse it.
>>767993399
including the plastic as well, nothing like some cancer to go with it
>>767992855
Would that work?
>>767993560
Because filling your lungs with smoke is totally safe and no one ever got sick from that.
Ok OP here, im having no luck with trying to pick the lock, since i really don't know what im doing. I talked to a buddy of mine whose really good at picking locks and he's going to give it a shot this Sunday (Australian time). If that doesn't work im doing to get some tools from my dads place and go full ape shit in it. I will let you guys know if there are any updates though
>>767991349
Ignore this guy, his idea is the easiest for you
>>767991698
Ok, the right hole, stick a straw in it and jab it as hard as you can 3 times
>>767991349
the safe uses 4 AA batteries im pretty sure, will a 9V work?
OP stop being beta, just drill a hole in the top and one in the bottom then light a fire under it and smoke from the fuckin safe.
Not smoking a whole safe is some kiddy shit.
>buy second identical safe
>Put second safe on ground near house
>Climb on roof
>Throw old safe at new safe
>Both safes break in half
>Get stash
>Duct tape the intact halves together
>Return full safe to manufacturer
Make sure you keep the key this time if you're ever retarded enough to do this again.
>>767993397
Underage ban
>>767993929
Fact
>>767994029
im almost 19 faggot
Only Amerifags could call this tinbox a safe... put it on your lap and bump it up and down. a little well timed pressure on the handle will open it. good luck with your school shooting
>>767993796
If you got the paperclip bent right, you're 5 minutes from getting it open.
>>767993397
Is this real? Just keep it hidden some place, your parents aren't suspicious about a huge fucking safe?
>>767993921
Thought it used a single 9V cell like mine does. 4xAA batteries mean 6 volts(4 times 1.5). 9V will fry it, unless you reduce the voltage(use a divider or just a resistor). Safe call would be to use 8 AA batteries, in two pairs in parallel, each consisting of 4 AA batteries. That would give you the same amount of voltage, but more current. When the solenoid will be activated, it will draw substantially more current at that point. So make sure all your connections are secure and aren't wobbling around.
>>767994143
my parents bought me the safe when i was like 9
>>767994089
He's saying being so paranoid about your parents finding weed that you put it in a FUCKING SAFE is childish.
I think your best bet is to try finding the key, it's not likely to be outside the house
>>767994253
were in the process of moving house so the odds of me funding it are shit all
>>767987641
Use a magnet there is a guy a YouTube tons of vids on how to open electric safes with a magnet even with dead batts YouTube it
>>767994126
this
>>767994126
Dom Hemingway was an okay movie, but real life is not a movie. Sorry to burst your bubble, anon
So, the faggot quits when he's so close to getting it open.
>>767995204
no im still trying to pick the lock
Here's a Youtube video showing how to open a Securstar safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcYB9ceiAiY
>>767993399
>>767995344
How many pins are there?
>>767995465
at least 4 i think
>>767995386
i tried this already
>>767987641
OP, I have seen the insides of a very similar safe.
First, turn the lock handle opening thing as far clockwise as you can. Then put the safe on your knees and bash the top, left and right with your fist. That might have a chance at opening it if there's a little life in the batteries.
Otherwise if you don't give a fuck about it, get a grinder and chop off the edges . Or just keep hammering where the welds are
>>767995636
Push the pick all the way back. Now slowly pull it forward and count the pins.
>>767994089
You should've moved out at 17 when you finished highschool. Get a job you lazy fuck.
Also learn to hide your weed in normal, smell-proof non-discreet places or get a better non-digital safe with the rotating dial thing next time.
>>767995677
will the safe even open if theres no juice in the batteries?
>go buy new exact same safe
>use new key to unlock
>return to store and claim key was missing
Alternatively if it is a more expensive safe that actually has a unique key
Google the name of the safe and how to open it without a key
I lost the key to my sentry safe brand safe and found out it can be unlocked by shaking it upside down really hard
Cheap safes are shit
>>767995830
fuck, theres 5
a lot of home safe locks are so bad you literally just need a flat metal piece that can go in far enough. get a bunch of different size nail files or something.
>>767987641
lol dumb stoner faggots never cease to amaze me
>>767995966
well yes and no..
Right now, if the safe isn't to be broken the best bet is to buy a lock picking set off eBay. Picking isn't as easy as spinning a paperclip in the lock hole..
If op doesn't have the key, then it's either having to break the safe open or wait a few days for the pick set
> lost key
> relying on electronic lock
you're retarded, op.
Just get some actual lockpicks from the internet, some are extremely cheap. Then get some practise locks and actually learn how to lockpick. THEN try to open the safe. Alternatively just open the safe door with a crowbar, that will break the safe though
>>767991179
It's clearly open in this picture
>>767996064
Easy!
Here's where the art comes in.
Put the pick all the way in again. This time use the other paperclip to put a little torque on the lock.
Now feel which pin is the hardest to move. That will be the first pin to set.
Release all torque on the lock and give the front a slap to make sure all the pins drop.
Now put the torque back on the lock and slowly lift that pin. you'll feel a slight click. Stop lifting. That pin is unlocked.
Hold the torque on the lock and lift the next tightest pin until it clicks. That's 2 unlocked.
Repeat for all 5 and the lock opens.
If you screw up....release all the pins and start over.
Just remember....when you feel the click, stop lifting. The torque will hold it in place. Then do the other 4.
Get some rope or tie some bedsheets or some shit into a rope.
Rope up the safe, rope it up to your car.
And fucking drive until the safe opens.
Simple.
Or get a crane.
>>767988154
Yes, it’ll take a little longer
>>767988445
People don’t realise this but most safes are built to be hard to get into or pick the lock of
>>767987641
next week on /b/
how a bunch of anons helped some incel get into his dads safe to become an hero and kill some grill he was orbiting
>>767987641
Use the safe as a makeshift bong
Burn at the bottom, pour and puff from the slits
Drill it
>>767996554
i cant feel a difference between the pins
>>767987641
This is how fucking retarded potheads are. You’re a fucking idiot OP
>>767998265
Sign up for a locksmith course, graduate, pick the lock
Or drill the pins out then just jam a screw driver in and twist
>>767987641
Rip the black plastic off and see if there's some wires you can attach batteries to.
>>767988154
Posts like this are proof that pot smokers are liars when they claim they're not addicted.
>>767988292
and then cops would get involved and that's a safe full of drugs.
>>767998940
I smoke alot of weed but i am not addicted anon, well i'm out of this thread anyway, need to go suck a dick to get a dime bag.
>>767987641
It's only a fire safe, if you're an adult you'll have access to tools, just cut the fucker open, if you don't have the tool use a fucking hammer it's sheet metal
>>767990794
>for fucks sake its my safe, I've had it for years
And you'd say that even if it wasn't.
>>767998960
i mean i guess? I got the cops called on me for throwing a TV and an entires roommates belongings out a 3rd story window and they just chewed me out and made me pick up the glass. I'm sure if op just had a friend at the bottom to grab the loot and disappear before the cops come life would be dandy and you get to have some destructive fun.
>>767998921
i did that already reatrd >>767991179
>>767999149
true but i have no way to prove that so you'll just have to believe me
>>767999172
that seems way riskier than just bashing it with a hammer
>>767999172
The cops would be pretty good at putting 2 and 2 together. When they see someone who smells like pot trying to break into a safe that doesn't work, its probably not hard for them to guess what's in the safe. They'll be back with a warrant.
>>767999503
you'll just have to believe me
No I don't.
>>767999541
What are you confused about?
>>767992938
You forgot the part where you use the bread crumbs and the wires, basicly you get a entire baguette like for real you need the entire thing.
Get a needle and some fishing line, use that for the bread and wrap it around. just make sure you use only about 4-6 pieces at a time.
Just leave the rest of the bread in the fridge until you need the other pieces.
>>767999969
Actually, that makes sense.
You can use heavy magnets to open it. YouTube it
>>768000713
He's a retarded pot addict. He spent all his money on weed and can't afford a fucking magnet.
Call a locksmith. Why don't you have the key?
>>767991698
stick your dick in it
They make external batteries you fuckwit. There should be a jack on the front. Google the model of safe and order a new external battery pack.