did i ruin my chances/b?
how did you ruin your chances? post autistic ways you messed up
>>768096268
Lost.
upgrade now OP and ask again
You lost by saying m'lady fking fendora fagg
>>768096391
she is clearly a nigger, I don't see much lost here desu
>>768096268
it was a good joke
should have cleared up and said "look i just want to fuck your brains out kind of fun"
you shouldnt apologize or be scared when she's interested even after saying dumb shit.
>>768096427
she is not. lack of light in the picture makes it look like she is a nigger. she does have kids tho
Did you seriously just typed that to her?
>>768096268
that fucking site should change its name to plenty of traps
>>768096486
good one, lets she what she says
>>768096713
> ^ plus v
>>768096562
= not gonna rawdog it, so it wont be that fun OP. and probably somewhat similar to throwing a hotdog down a hallway
this is her
>>768096789
tread carefully she looks like she is living the dream in filthy old Bali
tell her.. : I aint got much to do tonight.. Would u like to come over and watch a movie or something?
>>768096562
he means nigger in the metaphorical way
>>768096789
ask for tits my dude
i need help /b what is my next move?
>>768097156
"please respond"
>party at coed house
>partying until hammered
>be me, drinking alone in the corner and playing ps2
>girl from accounting ask me to dance with her.
>politely decline
>pull me up and she started to grinding her body against me
>diamond.jpeg
>gets hot and heavy
>go upstair, found unoccupied room.
>Bob&vegana.mp4
>moments of clarity kicks my brain
>excuse myself and sprint out of the party because I forgot to unplug the rice cooker.
still 35 virgin. virgin but not kissless.
my power are coverting.
>>768097156
"If we are talking honesty, im a virgin basementdweller with a small penis."
>>768097167
please no austism. i need to have sex with her
>>768097156
painful to read, completely dodged your proposition
>>768097156
>>768096967
use this ^^
>>768097235
This is the most autistic thing I've read so far today. Besides your "you have chosen wisely m'lady" statement...
So tell me, what's so interesting about what you're looking for..
>>768097248
do i still have a chance can i turn this around or am i fucked?
>>768097225
>35
>virgin
thats wizzard level
why didnt you use your spells to turn off the cooker remotely?
>>768097309
use this you fucking cuck. use this or your mother dies
>>768096967
> I aint got much to do tonight.. Would u like to come over and watch a movie or something?
>>768097156
Give her a time and a location to come get some good dick.
>>768097309
You're never 100% fucked, but after that lame-ass fedora-esque comment "you have chosen wisely m'lady" I doubt you've got the skills to get out of this mess you've created
>>768097446
use this you fucking cuck. use this or your mother dies
shutup you virgin I'm trying to get laid
>>768097340
Hi new-friend :-)
>>768097589
nice.. good luck fuckign your hand...
>>768097634
OP is right, you're a virgin. "I aint got much to do tonight," sounds like you'll remain that way for some time.
>>768097671
ok..cool dude.. Difference is that I would be already fucking this woman...
She is ready to accept anything.. Just propose anything to her and she will accept it.
>>768097671
This. OP ain't got much do do tonight because he's got no game, and this chick knows that.
just invite her over u fookin cuckster
>>768097930
cant do that i live with parents. i need her to invite me over
>>768097156
the fact that she ignored the question but still talks means she is still interested. ask what she has been doing, then talk about that subject and slide in the "we can do it together, what you doing tonight?"
>>768098060
do u drive?
>>768098072
fucking clever but too bad i asked if she wanted to see a movie already.. i think its over
>>768098099
yes
>>768098166
tell her that u should go for a ride.. fuck her in the car.
Ask her do she like rimmjobs
>>768097156
Well at least she responded to that one.
I have no clue what I'm doing correctly but every girlfriend and every woman I've ever fucked has come onto me before I even thought about flirting with them. I swear I release pheremones or something.
Hell, the black girl in my office came onto me because she always wanted to try a white guy, that was a kinky time
just tell her that you are into pegging. .good luck...
>>768098356
The only good advice in this shitty thread.
Just ask: Or maybe you would want to go get a drink first?
Ask if she's got any trap friends..?Say that you are into sucking feminine penises..
"I could make you honest"
>>768098165
Yeah how about you get off 4chan first and fuck something else besides your right hand to fucking sissy porn you pathetic piece of shit.
>>768098917
relax dude.you might upset your cycle
>>768097156
"come over and i'll make it even better"
kill her with your cock
>>768098165
check this faggot out
So ? Where is the next part ?
>>768099943
OP KYS himself
>>768096268
>Ok nevermind. How was your day.
I'm dead.
>>768100009
RIP in Pepperonis
>>768096268
If i wanted to show someone the definition of a beta male id use this screen, lol!
hello OP can we get the next part you LOW TEST BITCH
>>768096268
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
>>768100202
kek
>>768097156
she didnt say no, OP might still be game
>>768097156
> you have chosen wisely m'lady
How this girl is still interested in you is beyond me
>>768097156
> you have chosen wisely m'lady
How this girl is still interested is beyond me
>>768097156
> you have chosen wisely m'lady
How this girl is still talking to you is beyond me
>>768096268
>>768096268
holy shit, few can ruin a perfect chance like this
but in other words. What the fuck is wrong with women and this feeling of "the slight mistake, turn me dry" is she in or not? why women are like this, expecting cheesy, stupid pickup lines and if you say something the least "wrong" (to her) you are out
ffs man, then they wonder why so many guys plainly hate women
>>768101051
oh god
>>768101051
so much cringe here.
