What job do you lot have? How much you getting paid for it?
In Canada
Fire alarm technician
$25.00 an hour
>>768095603
Professional cuck poster for Nir Kouris
$78k/year
>>768095966
>25/H
>to change batteries
This is why your economy is collapsing.
>>768095603
Escort to old gay rich men. 3 to 4k a week.
>>768095603
I fuck ur mom she pays me 100 bucks a night
US
Bartender
~50k a year
Mid level doctor working 38 hours a week.
After tax and pensions and all that stuff I make around $87,000 p.a.
>>768097365
Nice, by 70 you may have your loans paid off.
>>768095603
Military.
Only been in for about a year so just making around 1700/month.
>>768097408
What loans? My university education was paid for entirely by the state.
>>768095603
Programmer, 95k plus bonus
>>768097426
?????? Last time I checked (2015) the gov doesn't just pay for things and not expect you to pay it back. Especially education.
>>768097928
Lucky for me they do.
>>768097425
The government really needs to make a civilian division of the army were the first wave is rednecks or just whoever wants to show up. lol
>>768097928
Bro, FAFSA is literally free money for college. The only people who complain about not affording college are middle class white kids and retards who aren’t actually invested or interested in going to college.
>>768097999
We already have one, it’s called the reserves.
>>768097365
wut that seems low as shit. i know theres a difference in exchange rates but a fucking train driver in aus makes over 100k
CEO for my own chain of hobbystores. 120K a year, and still have time for 40k and /b/ :)
>>768095603
>classified
55k/year
>>768098034
FAFSA barely covers anything. Where did other Anon get "free money"? From nowhere that's where. Probably sold drugs or something to get by the rest.
>>768098122
>Classified
Hello Wendy's executive chef
>>768098177
>>768098122
Does any position at Wendy's pay that much? If so I need to work their.
AutoZone
10/h
>>768098146
I got five grand a semester for attending a two year college, then three grand a semester for attending a four year college. IDK how you’re applying, or what brackets you fall under, but my education was paid for as well even though I never graduated.
>>768098034
It's not entirely "FREE"
FAFSA 'barely' covers your school expenses.
>>768098146
Nope no drug dealing. Didn't have to pay tuition fees whatsoever. Filled out some forms, showed the appropriate ID and then off to free medical school I went.
>>768098062
100k AUSD is less than 87k dollar.
>>768098034
this one of the most delusional comments I've ever read. The assumptions show that you've never dealt with being poor and trying to go to school
>>768098271
>>768098146
>>768098034
I had FASFA at a cheap community college and it didn't cover tuition+books.
>>768098062
I translated it from AUD to USD.
>>768098267
What a waste of effort. Why no graduation? You were almost completely carried financially
>>768098314
And the bullshit meter just hit the red.
>>768098314
Lies I'll believe what I want until you post some proof.
>>768098409
I'm sorry you had a terrible education expenses issue. It isn't a universal problem though thankfully.
>>768098357
Ikr? These niggas are so serious about it too
>>768098436
You want me to produce proof of my NOT having loans? How do you suggest I do so?
>>768098371
EXACTLY
>>768098357
Maybe, but I’m a minority that at the time lived with three siblings, a single working parent in New York, studying computer science. I don’t want to say that it’s because of the Obama administration and their agenda to “diversify” college campuses, but that’s likely what it was.
The white guys I went to school with said they barely got any money. They were part of a one sibling, two parent home.
>>768095603
Data Analyst £30,000
>>768098371
See what I mean. Depending on what college u go to, or what career u pick; they always end up NOT covering the most expensive stuff.
>>768098492
Prove that you are not thinking about ice cream bro
Project manager/Grant Writer
$50k/yr plus benefits and free 401k
>>768095603
>What job do you lot have?
PhD student
>How much you getting paid for it?
468k NOK a year.
>>768098398
I fucked up with my parents, became homeless, and had to concern myself with supporting myself. That was years ago though, and I’m planning on continuing school in a few months after my budget catches up.
>>768098492
I want proof of what you did exactly to get the money you claim to have received and proof saying that you don't have to pay any of that back. AND proof that it covered ALL of your school expenses.
You went to college "Dr." Figure it out.
>>768098618
>proof saying that you don't have to pay any of that back
You can't prove that something doesn't exist, silly.
>>768098570
I am def thinking about it though. Ice cream is delicious
>>768098618
I won the birth lottery and wasn't born into the US education system.
>>768098647
You would have received tuition bills even if you didn't owe any, they would just say you owe $0. At least I did in grad school when my tuition was waived for being a grad student
>>768095603
Operator and site foreman, measley $20 per hr
>>768098740
I didn't go to grad school
>>768098586
Are there consequences to leaving school and coming back later? Like do you lose credits or have to pay some fees?
>>768098647
Exactly. So I win
>>768098740
I'm not the original anon (I'm >>768098581), and I don't receive tuition bills.
run a saw in an aluminum shop
17/hr
summer i work 50 to 60 hrs/week
it's a living
>>768098696
>>768098696
Yeah? I hope you win the other lottery and get sent to "the island" next
>>768098764
I know but my point was universities still send out a tuition bill or post one online in your records even if you don't have to pay. They and you need a paper trial for tax and legal reasons
>>768095603
Legal intern
2k2€ a month
>>768098859
Christ Americans really can't fathom a world outside their own borders huh
>>768098859
>I know but my point was universities still send out a tuition bill or post one online in your records
No they don't. See >>768098811
>>768098811
They don't send you any record of what the courses should cost and that the dept/university covered it? And that the balance is zero?
>>768095603
NEET
$500 a fortnight
>>768098900
Well let's put it this way. If your education comesfrom outside the glorious u.s. education system it ain't worth Jack or shit.
>>768097242
How much do you get paid hourly? I'm also a bartender/manager and this is correct. I make $15 an hour plus tips...a regular night is about $200-$300. My best night of tips so far was just shy of $1000.
>>768098941
>They don't send you any record of what the courses should cost and that the dept/university covered it?
No, because public universities are publicly funded.
Even on the tuition bills I paid when I was an undergraduate just stated "administrative costs" and a couple of other things, it didn't include courses, those are recorded and reported differently directly by the university.
>And that the balance is zero?
Nope.
>>768098900
Sorry I'm falling back on my own experiences with how my grad school handled it
>>768098070
Neil?
>>768098960
Seems it's worth $87,000 USD after tax for a 4 day week according to OP and that's only at mid level. I wonder what they max out at.
>>768095603
Groundskeeper at a retirement village.
Pros:
>Only work with one other guy, he is chill and we both smoke weed sometimes on lunch break
>Get to plan out my week (for the most part), I know what needs to be done more than my boss
>I work on the same grounds all of the time, no traveling like other grounds crews
>Work outdoors, get fresh air, sunlight, away from people (aside from the occasional resident when I need to talk about landscaping details.)
>Can listen to music or audio books most of the day
>Since it is retirement, the residents are pretty carefree as long as you don't forget to cut their grass or do their landscaping. A few can be nitpicks though.
>Set hours, always 8:00am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri.
Cons:
>Very low pay, compared to other independent grounds/landscapers
>Company refuses to give decent raises
>Sometimes have to do backwards things no other grounds company would actually do. (This is do to the company being retirement focused, so they don't know what is best for landscaping sometimes.)
>Sometimes get pulled off to do non-grounds related stuff. Like move heavy items if a resident died or is moving to another wing or something.
>Did I mention the pay is shit? Only $11/hour, but after many years of minimal raises.
>>768099026
Weird, I did a public uni in the US. They would show how much it costs and then the amount waived (all, except a few fees)
Purchasing Agent/Inventory Clerk/Receiving Clerk
$18.85/hr full benefits.
Work as much as I want. Averaged $44k past three years
>>768098960
Let's put it another way
Unless you come from the top 5 US universities, you got into some ridiculously deep debt for an average-level education that you could have gotten for 10 times cheaper somewhere else
I feel genuinely sorry for you Anon, it must suck to have been raised in such an awful place than the US
Intern
$11/h
Paid internship, not complaining.
>>768099125
They are funded differently, as they report costs and get money back from the government (basically reimbursement). In Norway, the public unis are funded through budget, so the number of students and costs of courses are already calculated.
>>768098960
>f your education comesfrom outside the glorious u.s. education system it ain't worth Jack or shit.
Seeing how the US is flooded with foreign workers and there are half a gorillean different visas you can work on, I'd say that's simply untrue.
>>768098960
I'd rather pay £15000 a year to study at oxbridge than $50000 to study at whatever bullshit university you went to, famalam
>>768098943
Nice commodore anon.
>>768099223
>deep debt
Some debt isn't bad and build credit. And as long as you don't get a bull shit degree then you have little problems finding a job and paying it back.
You act like you haven't paid a cent but your taxes covered your tuition indirectly
>>768099324
its not mine m8
>>768095603
Real Estate agent
>$45k base + com
>>768098771
You lose credits, yes, since curriculums change. No consequences otherwise though aside from having to reapply.
>>768098943
>NEET
>Sacked VN with burnout rims
yeah, fits the NEET profile
>>768095603
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
>>768098900
Because none of it matters.
>>768099437
>VN
Um... Sweetie? ts a VP...
>>768095603
Apple at home advisor. 18 an hour.
>>768095603
Bartender at a pretty nice little local spot. We have a middle aged family/co-worker groups going out for our early rush, then we get all the bartenders/servers/cooks from all the other restaurants in the area later in the night because we stay open the latest . I make about 400-500 a night.
>>768097242
>>768098976
I’m also in the US. What are your customers like? Are the alcoholic bar flys or a college crowd or the 9 to 5ers?
Small business owner
About 75k yr 2 into the business.
But I have to pay all my own insurance, car, phone etc, so I effectively make what someone who makes about 60,000 at a company with good benefits.
Inside sales, $71,500 a year plus commission
>>768099488
Ok so the grill is slightly different but in every other way its identical. gg
>>768099368
Or, you know, you can also obtain a similar or better degree elsewhere for cheap, and get the exact same job without having 100k to repay ?
>>768100070
headlights and tail lights are slightly different too. also bumpers are slightly different
gg
>>768100232
engine: same
running gear: same
interior: same
headlights, taillights, front bar: different
>its totally a different car
this is why nobody likes commo drivers
> cyber security
> $97K + bonus
This shits easy too
>>768100232
The 2 most dissimilar cars in Australian motoring history right here
>>768100312
>interior: same
wrong again!
>>768100673
>comparing a vn calais to a vp ss
lmao@you
Hey there, im Mr Jobs ghost, me and Mr Gates got all these fancy electronics to unload,, so were tellin the kiddies that the future is all tech, and they can just play vidya games for life, they love it. "But doesn't tech take jobs away instead of make them?" Shhhh,, quiet child, buy an eyefone, kek
>>768100673
the VY SS wheels look nice on that VP SS
>>768100870
>wrong again!
literally show me the difference. 110k km in a VN, 60k km in a VP before i sold them. for all intents and purporses, they are the same goddamn car, and you know it.
>the way the dash flows down into the centre console is different!
thats not a difference and you know it
>the door cards are very slightly different!
>the rear seats have different stitching!
yeah, so different
>>768100974
They really do
>>768100870
>comparing a vn calais to a vp ss
Yeah the SS would flog it but i was going for something with a similar picture angle, no hate
>>768101056
chill out boi i did say "slightly different"
>>768101154
<3
Unemployed $1
Commercial Refrigeration
I own my own company. Pay myself $65k a year salary. Probably gonna have to distribute myself another 50k at the end if the year. Life is good.
>>768101514
>Life is good.
y-yeah mine too
Currently a patient sitter at a hospital. Doesnt pay much because I dont do much. I'd like to eventually work in the higher end of criminal justice. Things like forensic psychology or forensic lab technology are really interesting.
In Estonia
Incident manager for an online casino
$40k a year
>>768101573
Learn a trade bro. I started out making $13.50 an hour 15 years ago. After 4 I was up to $20/hr. Quit to start my own business after making $25 for the last 5 years. Now that I am the owner it is like hitting the lottery every time I open the mailbox. And I don't have a boss besides myself.
>>768101659
What does an incident manager do exactly?
Engineering technician for a semi conductor fabricator R&D lab
33.18/hour average 80-100 hours a week. Night shift
>>768098034
FAFSA is mostly loans bro, as in "not free money"
>>768101835
SLA negotiations with game providers, managing incidents ie. some providers games are not available you liaise with the third party and if necessary get developers involved to sort shit out, downtime and associated cost reporting to stakeholders.
Mostly it's an admin job where technical understanding helps and a fairly easy job.
The downside is that if you get called at 3am you have to deal with shit instead of sleeping.
>>768101966
80-100/2 weeks.
>>768097999
>>768098050
Not to mention the Civil Air Patrol, which is actually an awesome organization.
Pharmacy Technician
$16-$18 an hour, depending on which shift I'm working
Whole department is supposed to be getting a raise in June, don't know how much; last year's was 4%
>>768098463
No, it's a university problem.
>>768101810
thanks for your advice.
im just hoping ill die in my sleep tbqhwyfam
>>768098571
>Free 401K
Bruh, that doesn't even make sense. As in they match what you input into your 401K?
Programmer (just started)
74k (CAD)
>>768095603
>>768095966
>>768097086
>>768097124
>>768097137
>>768097227
>>768097242
>>768102127
>>768102154
>>768102210
>>768102260
>>768102289
>>768102294
You're about 13.2 seconds away from getting a saucepan to the ear
I'm the director of aquistions for a cultural artisans center. We specialize in not only cataloging history and culture of the Appalachian region, but supporting contemporary artists.
$87k a year.
>>768102360
Mountain yuppie?
>>768095603
software developer, currently € 12.50 netto / hour
i know that's a shitty payment but i have kids to feed and it's better than no job.
>>768102360
>history and culture of the Appalachian region
>culture
>Appalachian region
moonshine and incest are not "culture"
>>768095603
SEA certified mechanic, with a Daimler AG specialty certificate. Last year I made 77K, and this year is looking even better. Best part is, I get to do a job I actually enjoy, and unless I'm very unlucky, I don't ever have to deal with the fucking mouth breathers who own the cars. Life is pretty good.
>>768095603
Norway
Electrician and high voltage fitter. Dont know the english word for the last one.
38£ h
>>768097242
i have the same ring
>>768102445
>>768102449
>>768102463
>>768102469
Show some fucking respect - >>768102352
>>768097710
programmers program video recorders.
it's software developer you shithead
>>768095603
landscaper
16 buckaroos an hour
just kill me... i have a degree in math.
>>768102511
You know what - pooper scooper/certified hanselstein mabdergrank - 89.3 cents per minute
>>768102498
what's your fucking problem, asshole?
>>768102498
(You)
>>768102585
>>768102498 (No U)
>>768102469
What's £/Hour into Furlongs/KCal?
>>768102646
No 2 u's
>>768102776
Is that terrorist currency?
>>768102776
416 kroner
>>768102780
>Tfw he wants the USD
>>768102528
>Degree in math
But seriously what did you think you would do with that besides teaching or more school. Now that degree is great if you went and got another one in say engineering or geophysics.
>>768102498
Take your car elsewhere then.
>>768102567
>>768102585
>>768102646
>>768102776
>>768102780
>>768103022
Unrequited responses, I'm really trying over here....
>>768102970
Then he should google or look down
>>768102866
>>768102585
>>768102498
He Not Me, You We
>>768103057
I'm going to park it right here, I once shat myself in Krantzenstein County, Delaware to get out of a parking ticket
>>768103069
Neck yourself cunt, have a (you)
>>768102463
What's your least favorite car to work on?
>>768103144
>Daimler
all of them
>>768101305
Why don't blacks just shower?
>>768103131
>>768103141
>>768103144
>>768103188
I prefer a nice Daewoo Fukbang roadster, or anything from Jankwagon Motor Group
>>768095603
I shitpost on 4chan all day.
The government pays me 22k a year.
>>768103105
That's fine. Park it wherever you like. Just know I enjoy calling the wrecker company. And I LOVE the look on the faces of entitled little shits who think the rules don't apply to them, when they find out their car now has a $75 tow fee, and a $125/day storage fee leaning on it.
>>768095603
Engineer, 120K
yes in oil and gas
>>768103248
water costs money
>>768103085
What's it like going through life with autism and no sense of humor?
>>768103272
I'll shoe you a tow fee! I'll take a fire axe to your big one!
Program / Data Analyst
115k a year.
>>768103351
Somebody call 911, this anon's having a stroke.
>>768103188
Pretty much this. The only reason I went with the Daimler cert was because of how fucking time consuming they are to work on. I get 15% of all the billing hours I accrue. So if a Mercedes rolls in, I KNOW it's a couple days worth of work, and my inner cash register goes KA-CHING! But yeah, pretty much anything Daimler puts their hands on is a giant piece of shit to work on.
>>768103393
3/11 never happened
>>768095603
IT Contractor, $25 an hour, completely flex schedule. Pretty good, but I deserve more money.
>>768103412
German engineering is a meme
buy a fucking Honda
>>768103515
Don't we all
I'm... variably employed in a school district. I was a special education aide, but that got too abusive so Ieft it. Now I'm a substitute teacher, pick up an after school homework club 4 times a week, and do sub-clerical work when I feel like it in the district's admin building. This of course means I get no benefits
Rates:
Substitute teaching: 1/2 day at $67, full day at $125
Hw club: $67/hour, but it's only one hour a day
Sub-clerk: $14.40/hour that gets bumped to $20.50 in July for the summer.
Teaching is a scam. Where I live teachers earn around 100k more or less based on seniority. They work 5 out of 9 periods a day. If they cover other classes during those 4 off periods they make $67 per 40 minute class and if they do an after school club they get $67 for that hour.
They can literally make an extra 2k per month without trying.
best job i can get with 20 years worth of good boy points? im tired of being a neet
>>768103472
>9/11
I know right!
$11 + bonuses, for tending to / doing PT work with this quadriplegic lady with some muscle groups that are constantly contracted. Very flexible schedule and the sessions short, 3-4 hours at a time.
Feels good to be actually helping someone make steady progress with recovery, it's like I'm a real doctor without the 8 years of BS. Who care if the pay sucks, can write in whatever bonus time looks good and she just glances at the timesheet, since it's not her money, it's from an agency that's getting 22$ for every hour I work from Fed tax dollars to push around some paperwork.
What a good joke, and clueless shits still wonder why inflation is rising!
>>768103566
Don't pretend to be me. Because if you're me, then that means that I'm you. And I don't like being you, so you can't be me.
>>768098581
Based Norway
Pv2 in the U.S. Army making about 1600 a month. But the benefits are nice.
>>768103560
>I was a special education aide
There's not enough money in the world to convince me to work as a tard wrangler
I'd rather make minimum wage working at McDonald's
>>768103516
I own a Toyota. Single most dependable cars on the road. I have a 2003 corolla with 294K miles on it, and it runs like it's brand new. Cheap to fix, parts are simple to get a hold of. And it takes minimum effort to do any work on it. You couldn't PAY me to drive a Daimler product.
>>768103644
when will you make PFC
>>768095603
Your mom.
Getting paid by your dad.
>>768103649
I have a Pontiac Vibe, which is half-Toyota (Toyota Matrix is pretty much the exact same car but with different styling, they were both made at the same factory in California)
Best fucking car I've ever owned
Europoor here, 42k per year as tax consultant in luxembourg (entry-level position).
>>768103742
The only real difference between them is the vibe uses a direct flow exhaust manifold. That is the only true difference except for trim packages.
>>768103609
But I am you and you are me.
we are /b/.
Don't like it? Tell Yukihiro to give /b/ ID's
>>768103648
I was fresh out of college a needed work. Wasn't so bad first few years, just assholes with behavior problems in otherwise normal classes (you would be amazed what qualifies a kid for an aide if they parents bitch enough). I was basically a teacher's aide.
Then he went to high school (later expelled for dealing) and I remained in my building. I was assigned to some fucked up kid with literally every classification but downs. Had violent fits in the middle of class because he didn't do his hw, tried to convince us the calculator was changing his correct answers to wrong ones, etc. But of course he was in a normal class because mommy wanted it. Kid punched his teacher, kicked and punched me, threatened an assistant principal and even threatened to gauge his eyes out. NOTHING happened except ONE 2 day suspension when he threatened the AP. My boss refused to reassign me.
The next year I got a downs who was also in normal classes because mommy said so. Of course he couldn't handle it and became angry constantly. Hit me a few times and even tried to break my fingers when I stopped him from breaking into other special ed kids' lockers. Again, literally no consequence given and they wouldn't reassign me. Quit right there.
>>768103902
please ignore the typos. On a tablet and shit is fucked
>>768101969
Shhh don't let him he know that he has to pay that back.
>>768103885
>>768095603
commercial and industrial scale photovoltaic installation.
private contract-$23/h
public contract-$45-80/h(depends on county)
No formal education in the field. Picked it up when I dropped out of college four years ago.
work at a silica sand mine, union benifits
102k last year
package delivery
140/day
they get paid by the package, I get payed by the day.
this was a terrible mistake.
any advice for getting into a better field?
>>768104535
how many hours do you work a day
$206k a year. Security Engineer for a top 5 tech company. Shit is so easy. I work from home every day and put in about 25 hours a week. I make slightly more than software devs and don’t have to work nearly as hard.
Supervisor for a team that cleans aircraft.
$18hr, but I average 15hrs of OT a week so it makes it quite a bit better.
>>768104582
on average its 10-12 hours a day
>>768104619
OT is the shit
my company is always looking for people to pick up extra shifts, but my schedule is set up weird due to working nights, so even if I don't pick up extra work, I've always got 2 or 3 hours of overtime on any given check
Validation engineer
40k plus benefits (car, private health, expenses etc)
>>768100489
I also do cybersecurity.
$113k + bonus for me
>>768104771
Yep, OT is pretty nice. We have so many aircraft to clean we have literally infinite OT. We have workers that pull doubles every other day and work one of there off days. They average 25hrs of OT a week.
vidya artist, about $100k
living in asia so I guess I spend less
>>768105097
Who the fuck would pay anyone that much for pixel arrangement, especially yearly?
>>768104092
>phoneposter
>>768104535
If you like driving, look into companies that move non-emergency patients to and from hospitals in your area. Just got hired by one, and it pays about 60k a year. Just gotta have a clean record and pass a drug test. Plus, they're gonna work with me about school, since I'm putting myself through engineering courses.
>>768105454
Nah, just lazy. Grabbed the first version of that I saw.
>>768105375
people that make successful games.
also, pixel arrangement. just like law is just word arrangement?
>>768105460
holy shit that would be amazing
i have an associates degree in biochem, but its a nightmare trying to find a job that pays decently and allows me to finish my education
>>768103661
In August. I'm just about to finish my 32 week AIT.