started my day with 1000 dollar speeding ticket, how's your day /b/?
>>768099121
How'd you do that?
Also, good to see Cap'n Haddock again.
>>768099121
pretty good, already gave some asshole a $1000 speeding ticket
Just how.
Get fucked
>>768099140
>>768099163
i live in norway. went 83km/h in a 60km/h zone. I was 3km/h away from losing my license. Got away with a 1000 dollar ticket.
>>768099197
atleast i didnt lose my license, i'd be seriously pissed if i did
>>768099248
oh, it's 1000 norwegian dollars... so that's like $40 american
>>768099248
Would it have been a temporary confiscation or a permanent one?
>>768099349
>thinking that the US dollar is really worth anything
Mate, you wot?
>>768099349
Actually around $120 american, but it's still laughable
>>768099248
Tf, you do + ~20km/h in a city, you go away with 135e ticket
>>768099430
Oh ok, you actually scared me haha, but still not enjoyable
>>768099349
Your joking right? Norwegians dont use dollars. The fine was 8k Norwegian kroner which is rougly 1k dollars.
>>768099121
>1000 dollar speeding ticket
what kind of fucking sub-sonic car are you driving
>>768099681
If converting kroner to dollars why cant he convert km/h to a real speed measurement aswell
>>768099800
Whoa, whoa, easy there bud.
Metric is clearly superior. I never got why the US would fight a bloody war for their independence from the Brits and then keep on using the imperial system...
>>768099355
probably a temporary for 6 months.
>>768099940
Right, yeah, in that case, probably better off paying a 1000 bucks lest you lose your job over it
>>768099705
opel combo
>>768099976
i dont have a job at the moment
>>768099121
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
>>768099121
been to general sports store to buy hiking shoes
trying one pair that looks good/feel great
female seller come to me asking if I need help
I reply "oh thanks, I'll try that one"
She " 'cause you're in the female sportswear section"
Me "Oh I don't mind, I really like these pair"
Try a female pair and casually walk with it, arguing I have trouble finding the right shoes/thin feet etc...
Buy the male pair in the end
>>768100053
Then what are you doing, driving like you had that kind of money, son?
>>768100235
At least you've had contact with a female, more than most people on /b/ could ever hope for...
>>768100053
Then what the fuck are you rushing towards then you jobless bump?
>>768100372
Forgot myself. i usually drive too fast everywhere tbh, this was a wake up call i guess. Fuck. Atleast i can split it up, i can pay like 70 bucks each month.
>>768100511
nothing, PLEASE DONT ME MAD AT ME I JUST DID A MISTAKE
>>768099248
I managed to drive across Wyoming at 216kph without getting a ticket, surely you can try harder?
I got a 'super speeder' ticket once.
>Be me
>Work downtown Atlanta, GA
>Have to pick up kid from after school program
>It's 445pm
>Takes an hour and 15 to get home
>After 6pm, it's a dollar a minute
>Speed home to make it on time
>Get pulled over
>Going 85 in a 50mph
>Over 25 mph is reckless driving and you lose your license
>But I get a ticket instead
>Great!
>Get home, look up ticket
>Mfw I get a 1000$ ticket because I tried to save a few dollars
>>768100622
IF WE DIDN'T GET MAD AT YOU FOR ANY FUCKUP YOU EVER DID THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN WE EXPECT YOU DUMB GIT TO LEARN ANYTHING?
I'm so very disappointed in you. You've let yourself and your family down.
>>768099121
Post proof fag
>>768100647
But seriously, who'd ever want to patrol Wyoming anyway? Imagine being summoned to testify why you were speeding: "Are you joking mate, I was in Wyoming! Only natural to want to get out of there as fast as you can say 'cunt', innit?"
>>768100751
You're right that Wyoming has the weirdest people in the country, barring only maybe Alaska
>>768100675
I work around Atlanta. It's so retarded. People go 25 over all the time on 285. That frequently is the pace of traffic. Wish they would focus on catching distracted drivers and dangerous ones but they gotta raise that revenue.
>>768100700
BY FINING ME 1k DOLLARS WHEN I DONT HAVE ANYTING MONEY
>>768099121
Pretty good. I had a killer time driving the speed limit to work today.
>>768101161
WELL IF YOU HAD THAT MONEY THAN IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A PUNISHMENT, WOULD IT?
So disappoint.
>>768101475
YES IT WOULD IF I HAD THE MONEY I COULD USE IT ON HOOKERS INSTEAD
>mfw yuropoors actually think us american gods will listen to their 3rd world muslim problems
L M A O
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>>768101617
>mfw you try to troll
>>768101021
Yeah, this was downtown 75/85, getting onto 20 going west. I merged and punched it. I should've waited until I passed 285 but I was an impatient little bitch.
>>768101161
Don't fucking speed then. Problem solved.
If you speed and don't have the money to pay a ticket than you are nothing but a fucking idiot.
>>768099121
Why didnt you just murder the cop who gave you the ticket and hide his body, then no ticket no problem
>>768099800
gotteemmm
