Waifu Bread
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Waifu Bread
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>>768090887
I did long ago.
>>768090898
A worthy trade for that sax
>>768090904
The correct answer is to boop all the butts, and die happy.
>>768090980
That is correct, but at least do them a solid and boop them all at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8xrcVczkyc
>>768090980
you going to be playing 2 whenever it releases?
Claiming best girl.
>>768090898
No, it would still hurt..
>>768090904
Not if he boops Rorybutt, but he doesn't, therefore he gay.
>>768090980
Did you beat it?
>>768091058
Hi, smoll
>>768091106
He boops Rorybutt and he cant protecc the Lelei. Because he technically married her, by her customs.
>>768091106
but maybe the pain will feel good?
>>768091136
hello
>>768091154
Did you have troubles with sleep?
>>768091100
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Probably. Just probably not in a timely manner.
>>768091106
Yup. Even went through hell.
>>768091152
He's married and still hasn't booped his wife's butt? He gay.
>>768091154
That's not the kind of pain that'll feel good..
>>768091228
I don't remember hell. Only the UFO.. Only managed to get to the ice area 2 times iirc..
>>768091198
it wasn't the best, but i had a dream so that's nice
>>768091228
i'm probably going to pre-order it or something, really liked the first
i say that when i've only beaten olmec though.. just so happens that i beat olmec around the time i was enjoying vidya less and less by the day. unfortunate timing i guess
>>768091339
i think it'd feel good
>>768091339
His wife is 15 and he didn't know he was married until she told him. It made Rory angeru.
>>768091380
What dream?
>>768091449
well it was more like a nightmare kinda, but it was still fun. it's way too intricate and im bad at explaining stuff
>>768091339
It's a real convoluted thing. If i recall everything, have to the black market, get the ahnk, kill yourself on one of the ice levels and res, kill anubis, take his... Staff? I think? Which opens a door to the golden area, then steal the book of the dead, then kill olmec in a certain spot so you can go through a door at the bottom of the map... I think that's it.
>>768091380
It was a good time. If i'm in a better position financially i'll probably grab it after release when it's confirmed to not be shit.
>>768091381
Why Rory still wants to boop his butt if they married and she knows it? She should boop the elfbutt.
>>768091380
I doubt.
>>768091534
I haven't dreams for a while. Do you think it means something?
>>768091537
Wew. Who would even figure that out without looking it up?
>>768091537
definitely. i'll probably hold off too since it's what i usually do, but i really doubt it'll be shit. better safe than sorry though
>>768091548
it would be for me! arisu is a cutie
>>768091659
i'm not much of a believer in dreams having meaning, and it was way too far out to have any meaning if i did believe in that
>>768091767
It might lead to serious injuries and then you'd never be able to boop Arisubutt.
>>768091684
Each individual step (kind of) has its own clues and merits to doing them, so it's not as far fetched as you might imagine.
>>768091767
It'll probably be fine, i agree, but i've been burned by preorders before, and saved myself from getting burned by not preordering even more.
>>768091767
What do you believe in?
>>768091835
she's a 12 year old girl that weighs 31 kilos, i doubt there'd be any serious damage
>>768091865
i've never actually preordered anything, mainly because of not wanting to get burned
>>768091902
as in?
I've noticed that some anons in these threads reply like they are talking down to children. Which is rather ironic considering the theme of these threads.
>>768092019
LIST THEM
hello faggots
>>768091974
God.
does it count if it's someone's oc?
>>768092105
I remember the orgy yesterday.
>>768092147
i don't believe in him, but i'm not a denier in his existence either
>>768091865
I need to watch a speedrun or something of it.
>>768091974
Depends where she'll hit you..
Sorry missed ya last thread Renge. We are in for a bittersweet ending I feel.
>>768091548
Rory boops who she pleases. It angerus her that Itami may have done booping without her.
>>768092303
You are an agnostic, I see.
>>768092371
it does, if she was going for my head i'd stop her. but if it was just my arm or something, then it's not a big deal
Obv
>>768092600
i suppose i am
>>768092803
What do you usually do in your free time?
>>768092864
nothing
maybe a youtube video sometimes
>>768092955
Cato did not immediately die of the wound; but struggling, fell off the bed, and throwing down a little mathematical table that stood by, made such a noise that the servants, hearing it, cried out. And immediately his son and all his friends came into the chamber, where, seeing him lie weltering in his own blood, great part of his bowels out of his body, but himself still alive and able to look at them, they all stood in horror. The physician went to him, and would have put in his bowels, which were not pierced, and sewed up the wound; but Cato, recovering himself, and understanding the intention, thrust away the physician, plucked out his own bowels, and tearing open the wound, immediately expired.
>>768092243
wut?
>>768093026
hmm?
>>768092498
She should realize Itami a faggot.
>>768092609
..aand then she breaks your arm..
>>768093323
Nothing much.
>>768093511
i really doubt that, and if she does, i'm fine with that. it's about time i broke a bone
>>768093560
That ain't right.
>>768093578
I'm going away.
>>768093659
i've never had a broken bone before though
>>768093700
bye
>>768093511
Why are you being a rood?
>>768093806
How is it rood to call Itami a faggot when he doesn't want to boop Rorybutt, elfbutt, or lolibutt?
>>768093714
That's good.
>>768093895
but it seems like an interesting experience
>>768093895
You just being a rood, calling someone a faggot. Das rood. You a rood.
Always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py1ZaIQPjLI
>>768092197
Where's she from?
>>768092702
DON'T LEWD THE FROG GIRL
Shit, I don't recognize any of these
>>768093960
Even if Arisu wasn't there to dote on you and feeling sorry until you are healed?
>>768094404
It a truth.
I love listening to my cute waifu teach me about art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8naMuM5ehHI
Morning, cutes~
>>768094987
that would make it much better and i would prefer that, yea
>>768095058
Mornin', any plans for today?
>>768095100
I gotta go in at about 12, and after I get home I'm gonna play games with some friends. How about you, cute?
>>768094987
You a rood.
>>768095012
What anime is this?
>>768095146
She's pretty good at that..
>>768095090
..But if she wasn't there to do all that?
>>768095173
And he gay.
>>768095146
Just waiting for dinner to arrive then probably go over my notes
>>768095263
then i probably won't go willingly break a bone
>>768094987
Is that Saya's cat? Are there more pictures with it?
>>768095263
She's super good at a lot of things!
>>768095277
Ah, neat. I've rarely ever studied for anything honestly. What's for dinner?
>>768095335
Suspiciously cheap stir-fry noodles. My favorite.
Rem claimed
>>768095320
Saya doesn't have a cat..
>>768095309
..Otherwise you would?
>>768095335
What else she's good at?
>>768095435
if i had arisu to care for me, yes, i would
>>768095435
So is she just taking care of a kitten from the street? That is nice of her.
>>768095377
Ah, my favorite.
>>768095435
Cat's cradle!
>>768095486
The poor guy doesn't know
>>768095569
Nice! What else?
>>768095486
Saya is a really nice girl.
>>768095480
But you wouldn't be able to boop her with a broken arm..
>>768095659
She is.
>>768095659
i actually have two arms, not only one
>>768095690
Really?
>>768095263
You too rood. Why so rood?
>>768095725
yes
>>768095659
Kendama!
>>768095688
Nice, kind and caring.
>>768095811
Truth can be rood.
>>768095690
"But you shouldn't strain yourself!" She'd say.
>>768095819
She's really good at random stuff! What else?
>>768095959
Making excellent coffee!
>>768095959
But still a rood.
>>768096003
rory a cute
>>768095959
i'd still boop her. i doubt it'd be much of a strain
>>768095979
What do you like about her the most?
>>768096003
But tru.
>>768096103
She might worry though, or not let you..
>>768096304
i won't let her worry, and i'll probably still boop her regardless
QUIT POSTING BOOPS.
>>768096304
But why so rood
>>768090919
I watched the anime, i know that axe is fucking heavy. How is he holding her within that axe? He must be not human.
>>768096418
LOL 2cute
>>768096503
She's a demi-god loli
>>768096418
NO!
>>768096338
Even if she didn't want boops?
>>768096442
Not rood, just tru.
>>768096503
i'd think she is carrying most of it's weight
>>768096503
Because magic, I think as long as she is holding it its fine.
>>768096613
No, a rood. Saya a rood lood.
>>768096613
if it seriously bothered her, i'd stop. if only slightly, i'd do it to tease her
rory_irl
2 rood
>>768096304
That's a hard question, I love everything about her. Her cute eyes, her hair, her personality, the way she's good at everything, heck even her name is cute.
>>768096821
Do you have a shrine for her?
She has a cute name, yeah!
>>768096658
She looks like fun to tease.
>>768096633
I'm not the one calling others rood tho..
>>768097055
Even cuteanon is calling you rood.
>>768097055
Yeah, but sadly I haven't got much merchandise of her, I can't find a whole bunch.
>>768097055
most definitely, watching her face turn red then hit you for teasing her would be fun
Claimed, evening y'all
>>768097134
There's one figure of her, but her face looks kinda weird on that..
>>768097108
Where?
>>768097241
I don't know about the hitting part..
>>768097284
If I had the money, I'd buy it.
>>768097284
just a love tap, those are nice
>>768097355
What about bodypillow with her on it?
>>768097398
That's silly and cute one!
>>768097431
Full strength blow to the liver?
>>768097558
How do you know it was for me?
>>768097541
that's not what a love tap is, it's a light, playful hit. but if she wanted to give me a full strength shot to the liver, then so be it
>>768097541
There was an amazing quality limited time one that my friend offered to buy for me, but I had to turn him down since it was 100$. I want more Saya merch so badly dude.
>>768097679
Do you have a pic of it?
>>768097668
You'd let her?
>>768097864
yes i would let her, it's for her!
>>768097582
because saya a rude
>>768097957
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
i need money so I can start a shrine
>>768097968
No, Rory is.
>>768097961
Or for you?
>>768098136
well, i've always wondered how it'd feel.. so maybe a bit for me too. but if she's wanting to punch me, then it's also for her
This thread is a damn mess.
>>768098308
Does it differ from every other waifu thread?
>>768098423
That's a nice one, but what's on the other side?
>>768098342
I want to see her eat that apple without using her hands..
>>768098308
It is?
>>768098251
W-Whatever floats your boat..
anyone know a game like ulteralterbach?
>>768098507
>>768098548
Yup.
>>768098548
Worst girl is on the back, but that doesn't bother me because the Saya side is too good.
>tfw one of my coworkers asked me out for Friday but I already saw the Avengers with my family
>>768098548
what's the problem? i mean it's not like it's bas rutten giving me the liver punch
>>768098593
Oh.. You should get one with her on both sides!
>>768098572
..How so?
>>768098611
It would still hurt, but if you like that..
>>768098729
I wish I could, they're all lewd ;-;
>>768098787
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B079DJ5DKS not all.
>>768098729
i would still like to try it. and who ever said anything about me liking it? of course not!
>>768098884
How in the hell have I not seen this before? This is great
>>768098887
You wouldn't like it if Arisu inflicted all sorts of pain on you?
>>768098955
It's a nice one, if a bit expensive..
>>768098956
No no, the apple can't fall to the ground either!
>>768099046
Yeah...
>>768099048
Moaning
>>768099046
well jeez would you look at the time, i should've been asleep a couple hours ago.. goodnight!
>>768099089
..At least there's a good one..
>tfw no good daki of Saya
>>768099046
the one in her mouth did not
>>768099184
I'm sorry, friend.
>>768099118
you moan too much, rory
>>768099161
Nights.
>>768099239
They all too lewd and kinda badly drawn..
>>768099219
Oo, looks like there were multiple attempts too.
