How do I kill myself without pain? I do not have acces to guns. Nothing too complicated, I am retarded.
crush in a blender 20 apple cores for easy cyanide
>>768101429
Pain is a 4 letter word. And so is life
>>768101429
take a bunch of Ativan and hang yourself, if you time it properly you can pass out and drop, if that makes any sense
>>768101429
buy a pre 80s car drive out somewhere secluded and tape crap tubing to your exhaust to window. Smoke a joint or pop a sleep pill with your favorite tunes. And just drift off to sleep
>>768101429
Jump into fast-moving traffic, head first. Preferably go under something big with lots of wheels.
>>768102036
Also remove catalytic converter
>>768101429
Get black out drunk in the bath tub you will unconsciously drown, no pain.
>>768101429
buy some pure fentanly from china snort a big rail and you will die right away no pain and instant
oxygen mask and nitrogen
just cut ur arms vertically its not as painful as you think, if u get drunk you'll barely feel anything and might even enjoy it
two guys one horse , get fucked.
>>768101429
OP I feel like a pathetic retard an I think about killing myself everyday. The only thing that stops me is that I know I have it better than others. I am not homeless and I have some food.
>>768102273
Here here
Do not commit suicide, you still have a life ahead of you.
>>768101429
Tall building..
Jump off one..
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I've heard dying in an explosion is painless.
Heroin overdose. Go to sleep feeling like the best ever and never wake up.
just tie a noose, but take a jump before hanging yourself
>>768101429
>another one of these fucking threads
You're not gonna' kill yourself faggot. Post the livestream link, then we'll tell you how to do it.
... or just delete this thread douche bag.
>>768101429
>>768103606
Fuck you
yeah tie a noose and jump you will break your neck and die instantly
>>768101429
OD on heroin
>>768101429
plastic bag on your head. you'll just faint
>>768101429
You fuckers are crazy there are very few ways to die painlessly. Any overdose you will die in agony especially alcohol. People with alcohol poisoning are not having a good time until they pass out. Just live out your shitty fucking life like the rest of us and make the best of it. You piss with the dick your given. Use it.
>>768101429
sleeping pills?
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>>768102451
Tell me more about this 'some food' you have....it seems your living quite the lavish lifestyle....
Kill yourself with old age.
Stop being a cowardly puss puss and just go live out your sad little existence.
Fucking get up off your fat ass, shave that fucking neckbeard, stop being a fucking homo autist and make a change.
>>768101429
rube goldberg machine.
please stream it
>>768103507
FUCKING LOL
>>768101429
OP are you ok? If you need help seek it out. Guarantee you if you wait a month you won't feel like this.
Your life may be tough now, but once you get over it, and you will, it will have been worth all the pain. Please see a therapist.