This fucking thread again: ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>768101522
What it's like being a wizard?
Try a prostitute dud
>>768101579
My powers are beyond your comprehension.
>>768101580
Would address the symptom and not the underlying cause which is that I have no game.
>>768101522
Omg get a fucking prostitute. They are so much fun.
>>768101522
Why don't you just give up and forget about having sex for the rest of your life?
>>768102104
What would you say is a decent price range?
>>768102163
Sometimes, I don' really give a shit anymore. But sometimes, you start to wonder why.
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>>768101522
I mean fuckless is terribad but kissless, gawd.
Umm. is this a troll post or not?
>>768101522
Post your dick faggot
>>768103496
Wish I was trolling.
>>768103652
Just pay for a hooker then?
>>768101522
Why is your customer service so terrible in the UK?
>>768103518
I'm a whore
>>768103745
See above.
>>768103749
Never lived in the UK. Might be same reason why ISPs in the US are absolute cunts, despite the oft-cited paradigm that free markets create customer focused services.
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>>768103880
... how have you not fucked everyone? Are you social?
>>768104692
*anyone
>>768101522
What's the deal with airline food?
>>768101522
How do you like your spaghetti
You're not a virgin if you masturbate
>>768104715
Dammit Jerry, how do you keep finding this stone?
>>768104857
Kek
>>768101522
Why do you care that much?
Are you a pathetic neet or a miserable loser with a shitty job that can't get over it?
>>768104692
How do you define social? I try to talk to other people and be outside doing stuff - but I am a giant sperglord.
>>768104750
Carbonara.
>>768104921
>Are you a pathetic neet or a miserable loser with a shitty job that can't get over it?
The second.
>>768104750
No one makes it like Mum does.
Answer me.
>>768105068
>>768101522
How have you gone this long? I hired a pair of escorts at 21 so I could get it over with.
>>768105189
Mixture of self-control and self-hatred.
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c'mon
hurr
What's it like being immortal?
>>768101522
Seriously dude just go to an escort
Hi, I'm 35 too but at the age of 27 I decided that I would put forth the bare minimum effort required to find a vagina to put my penis in and within 6 months I had a steady gf that I was fucking every day and wasn't a virgin anymore, also I was obese at the time and didn't have a job or money. You really have no excuse other than you don't actually want to have sex, so don't try to act like you deserve any pity or anything just for making a life choice.
>>768108289
I hope this is true. Word brother. I have a theory that if you're 30 and still a kissless virgin you are for sure on the Autism Spectrum.
>>768101522
You're not missing much TBH, women are highly overrated IMO, there's so many more activities in life without the tedious side issues women bring.
>>768108289
>You really have no excuse other than you don't actually want to have sex, so don't try to act like you deserve any pity or anything just for making a life choice
So, what did you change about your life to get a gf?
>>768104935
I also know some guys who can express themselves in a very fucked up and weird way and I always wonder "why on earth did you say that dude?". I like helping these type of people, you should get some wingmen around you.
>>768109001
Don't have any friends. Same problem.
>>768109084
It doesn't have to be a friend there are people who like to help for whatever reason. Personally I do help a lot of people because it makes me feel I give back something for all the shit I have been doing... sounds quite miserable though. Anyway being a bit open to the world will help in the long run. You do not have to search for people that's a really bad approach you should just somehow do what you desire and people will eventually come. There is no way you cannot find at least one activity which is outside and you seem to like it.
>>768109529
>There is no way you cannot find at least one activity which is outside and you seem to like it.
There are many outside activities I like. Climbing / bouldering, running, cycling, hiking, going to pubs and get horribly drunk. But just because you are around people doesn't mean that you connect with people.
Try tinder.
I met this 37 yo single mom on there.
Shes a little bit crazy but worth the price i'm no longer a virgin. She even let me fuck her tight butthole.
>>768109913
Then that's much better than I expected. When you go to pubs an get horribly drunk you do that alone? Also all these activities/hobbies make me think you are a nice guy so my other guess is that you are building walls around you thus not being open.
>>768109995
Been using Tinder now and then. Getting a match now and then isn't hard, but striking up a conversation is.
count anal to
>>768110263
>When you go to pubs an get horribly drunk you do that alone?
Since I have no friends, that's my only choice.
>Also all these activities/hobbies make me think you are a nice guy so my other guess is that you are building walls around you thus not being open.
I wish there was a great social persona inside me which I just not show because I am somehow inhibited. But there isn't - I am just dull.
>>768110323
I'm the guy from >>768110263
How come you are having a conversation here and you cannot do the same elsewhere? ;)
>>768110572
I can do the same elsewhere. The problem is: striking up a conversation involves two people. And usually, I don't get any replies because I don't possess the eloquence or wit needed to stand out.
>>768110323
Just lie a little bit.
It worked for me just ask her what is her interests what music she listen what she does for fun etc.
FAKE INTEREST IS THE KEY.
>>768111024
That's what I try to do. Try to highlight shared interests in the initial message. Still, most of the time now reply at all and if, then the conversation dies down very quickly.
>>768101522
Who is your favorite philosopher?
>>768111207
No hope for you then.
Don't worry Isaac Newton died a virgin
>>768110934
I have been replying to you for a while now because your issue seems interesting to me this is a conversation isn't it?
>>768111339
Either Derek Parfit or Bernard Williams.
How much does it cost to rent a van in Toronto?
>>768111471
It is. The difference to my Tinder conversation is that you keep replying.
>>768102104
where do you get a prostitute if you live in a small town?
>>768111570
you do not seem to understand my point. Why don't you start a conversation with your problems? I guarantee there are people who will reply when you tell them about your issues because they are interesting.
>>768111678
Go to nearest big city. Bring some condoms and $$$$.
Don't kiss them just fuck em.
>>768111813
You think I should start conversations on Tinder with "Hi, I'm a 35 year old virgin"?
>>768111949
Seems a great idea.
Try it op.
>>768112286
I will.
>>768111949
You can also give that a try. Is there anything to lose? I would however spice it up a bit like: "Hey I have absolutely no idea how to talk to women" I'm not saying every1 will reply but definitely some1 will who finds it interesting or funny.
>>768112409
Will try that too.
28 yo virgin here.
Hey bro
Unironically question OP would you engage yourself in an gay relationship?
Being the top always not the bottom of course.
>>768112732
*a gay
>>768112568
How you doing?
>>768112732
I'm pretty straight.
>>768112936
>I'm pretty straight.
Well how so? You're more like asexual.
>>768113142
I do have sexual desires.
>>768112936
Ups and downs.
Just for the info. I was fat since highschool,I had a nervous breakdown. I'm have a ugly body (big basin) and generally sucked at getting girls: One actually told me only a hooker would ever desvirginate me (and it hurt because I knew deep inside she was right).
>>768113555
Not happy with my body either.
>>768113648
It actually hurts me even more seeing many people who are dumber then me doing so much better then me because they have something to motivate them in life in the form of a family.
I know this may just be me bitching but It just hurts.
Any way good luck to you man! may you make it
>>768113888
Thanks! Same for you.
>>768103880
whats your workout plan bro?
>>768113888
I'm a software engineer, no family, 2 friends that live 150 miles and 1400 miles away. I have no source of motivation. No excuses. You gotta want it bad. Devote your life to it if you need to.
>>768114513
Lots of climbing and bodyweight.
>>768101522
Hey! I recognize that gay radio station
>>768115138
kek
>>768114963
bullshit, bodyweight wouldnt get you that ripped and climbing doesnt even build any muscle
>>768115361
What?
>>768115361
Seriously.
have you considered rape?
>>768116713
No. Fuck off creep.
>>768116810
if i didnt get laid by like 25 i would rape a girl or kms, i guess you dont have the balls to do either one
>>768101522
would you do this chick?
>>768116924
Careful with that edge.
>>768117052
Yeah.
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Are you satisfied with your life?
>>768117052
Hell I’d do that chick, she’s got a nice body as a cute face.
>>768119793
Not really. There are many additional issue related to employment etc.
>>768120572
If you have the ability to rewind time will you take another path?
Will you lose try to lose your virginity?
>>768120694
>If you have the ability to rewind time will you take another path?
I would study something different, invest more time into athletics. Regarding women: I went to clubs (alone) frequently in my 20s in the hope to pick up girls - that was a waste of time in hindsight and not enjoyable at all.
>>768120824
Then do you regret your choices?
>>768121111
I do.
>>768121711
What do you think are the habits or behavior in your youth (high school, uni) that lead to you being in this state?
>>768101522
I remember the ama 34 year old virgin threads from a year ago...
>>768101522
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>>768122764
My inability to mature socially. I started out well.
>>768117052
Only if she start singing
Time is never time at all
>>768123591
If you have the chance to fix it how will you do it?
On unrelated note of you had the chance to get a gf will you choose to? and if you have the chance now to get a gf will you choose to?
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>>768101522
Bow before me youngling.
Your wizard skills are weak.
Tremble at my power of 48 years without sex.
>>768125866
O great wizard tell us the secret to your power.
>>768126588
Total dedication to walking the path of the power
One must never deviate no matter what
>>768127297
Shall my faith waver in the path to power what is your advice then?
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c'mon
>>768128473
Gouge out your eyes
Rip out your ears
If your faith wavers,then you are not meant to walk the path that leads to enlightenment
>>768129952
Then shall someone attempt to distract me from walking the path to enlightenment what should i do?
bumo
>>768130325
Start a thread here and ask for advice
Not OP, but I'm in a similar situation.
I went as far as applying for every single "Fuck a Fan" I could and never got any responses back. Including Bambi Blacks, who supposedly makes a business out of fucking fans.
I'm a member of her website and applied, but either the whole thing is a scam or I got redirected to a fake site somehow because I never got a response back.
>>768132730
If you are this desperate why don't you hire a prostitute?
>>768133127
Because this is legal and for some reason in my mind less awful.
There's a few escorts I've inquired about in the past but I never went through with it. At this point I should just get one of them to bust my balls instead of remaining a perma-virgin.
>>768132398
This is an insightful advice.
>>768133561
>"Fuck a Fan" is legal
I really want to know where this is legal.
Also don't bother with legality or morals and just hire a prostitute if you want to lose your virginity
Do u hate wimin?
