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Pick 3 to be your drinking buddies
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>>674658259
bender rodreguez, randy marsh and rick sanchez
they all know how to handle their booze too
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>>674658259

Carl, Murphy and Bender.
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Considering I'd probably get killed by associating with Carl, Captain Hero, Bender, Rick or Nathan...
I can deal with Coach McGuirk, Bob Alman, Andy French and Jim Kuback.two 40 year olds, two 25 year olds. perfect.
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Coach McGuirk, Rick, and Pickles
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>>674659141
Oh shit that's 4. Uh, Andy, Bob Alman and Coach. Jim is too cool for me anyway.
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peter and bender can tag along
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Pickles, Captain Murphey, Randy Marsh
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Roger, Dale and Brock motherfucking Sampson
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lenny lenny and lenny
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Bender, Randy Marsh, and Archer (even though he not listed)
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Boomhauer, Pickles, Roger
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Carl needs a buddy who won't get him killed. I don't know sports but hopefully the bar food and beer will keep him occupied.
I don't think Stroker would like me, but I love him. Go rewatch Stroker and Hoop, he's super savvy.
The only girl Pickles seems like the straight choice, but we'd have nothing at all in common whatsoever. Homer, Lenny, Carl, Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhaur are all way too old with responsibilities and shit. Doc and Brock too. So it has to be Spanky
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>>674658259
Boomhauer, Carl, Stan
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Bender, Rick and Nathan
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>>674660724
Stan?
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Bender, Hank, and Rick

Probably not going to get along with eachother
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Who else but QUAGMIRE? Love him, and how he shits on Brian. I could get gay with Clay, and Rusty Venture needs somebody besides that talking teddy bear.
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Hank hill, Oral's dad and Rick
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>>674658259
Rick, Bender and Brak's Dad.

Might swap Dad for Carl though. But fuck Cap Murphy would have some good stories...
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Bender, Dad, McGirk.

No combo breaker there. Good vibes complimenting each other all around.
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>>674658259

Rick, Jeff and Randy.

Holy shit we would have some fun.
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Let's rock talk for a minute. Who would survive an evening of drinking with Roger, Rick, Nathan or Pickles? Everybody around them dies all the time.
Bender to a lesser extent, they just end up harmed and healed by future medicine.
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>>674658259
Andy French, the typical 2deep4u young adult trying to find his way in life and realizing that the world is not quite the oyster he realized, seems like a good dude to have as a roomie.

Rick Sanchez, the existential mad scientist seems like he could be the source of plenty crazy drunken adventures.

Fry, the ditsy simpleton with a heart of gold seems like a great friend to have.
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Pickles, Murphy, and Rick
>Pickles is loaded; can buy however much booze necessary and pretty much anything else
>Rick can access shit from different dimensions and is a total baller
>Murphy b/c he's Murphy
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>Fry
25 year old one, not the 35 one from the Comedy Central reboot
>Jim
Could hang out without having to talk and fill the silence with shit
>Captain Hero
he loves bajina
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> Fry
> Randy
> Rick

The perfect blend
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Bob Belcher needs a fucking break from his work.
Bob Allman needs a fucking break from the God and the Devil.
Dad needs to get out of the fucking house.
Pickles Oblong doesn't get enough love, bald girls are hot.
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>>674660854
Stan marsh
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>>674659526
Archer is such a douche to everybody. He has no reason to be, but he is.
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>>674663369
randy dude
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>>674658259

Rick Murphy Bender
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>>674663675
That's what I meant
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>>674662298
Rick would try to get gay with you
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>>674663396
that´s why I love him
also peter and bender aren´t the nicest either
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>>674658259
Randy, Rick, and Bob
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>>674663983
things would absolutely never be dull
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>no girls
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW CAN I GET WITH GWEN IF THERE'S NO GIRLS TO DRINK WITH?
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>>674659526
this is a group capable of some silly adventures
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>>674658259
>archer, stan smith and bender
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Andy
that's it
fuck you all
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rick sanchez and roger. I just want to watch them fight.
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>>674658259
Rick Sanchez
Coach Mcguirk
Randy Marsh
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>>674665997
I'm happy that Rick has no attachment to Roger so wouldn't have to put up with any of his shit
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>>674658259
Bender, Dale, and Carl.
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>Coach McGuirk
my niggers
>Captain Murphy
my niggers
>hank, dale, bill, boomhaur
nigger what the fuck are you doing
>clay
my nigger
>brock
nigger what the fuck are you doing
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>>674658259
Carl Brutananadilewski, Phillip J. Fry and Brock Samson.
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>ctrl+f
>no results for
>cleveland
>scruffy
>sparks
>double-wide

Then I guess it has to be them.
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Rodger, bender, rick. This wasnt even hard
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>>674665661
just why I picked them
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>>674658259
Who's the blue dude with yellow eyes under Hank Hill?
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>>674668539
Andy French from Mission Hill
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>>674658259
Nathan Explosion, Hank Hill, and Carl
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>>674669082
So vaguely remember what that is. Maybe I'm too young to remember it. Thanks tho
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>>674658259
>Coach McGuirk
>Bob Belcher
>Archer
...wait
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stan marsh, lenny, and quagmire
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Rick(the drugs), quagmire(the bitches), and i dont really know his name but the last dude on the bottom right corner(the muscle).
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>>674669720
Brock. He has a license to kill from the government, so basically anything he does is A-OK
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>>674658259

Nathan Explosion: nearly limitless funding for adventures

Rick Sanchez: with Nathans funding his genius can open up even more adventures, plus since we would be "buddies" he would at least passingly give me the means to not be killed.

Carl: he just attracts bad things. He's like a bad thing sponge. Anything that could conceivably kill me, Nathan or Rick would kill him first, thus letting me slip away. He also seems to be immortal or close to it, you just see him the next day and he's fine.
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Rick
Bender
Randy
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Brock, Carl, and Rick. If Archer's around, we can kick Carl out, I guess.
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>mfw nobody said my main man Sparks
Ya'll are fuckin up.

>Sparks
>Rick
>Boomhauer
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Nobody is going to have a drink with Scruffy? He's the janitor, you know. I bet he has some crazy stories.
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>>674671233
>Boomhauer
Are you Texan?
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Mcgurk Bob and Sealab. ¿Also, why no Archer?
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randy
coach mcgirk
rick
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>>674671600

Who the fuck is Sealab?
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>>674671600
>Sealab

Ahh yes, we're all familiar with Captain Murphy Sealab.
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>>674658259
Bender. Rick. Randy
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>>674658259
Coach, Fry, and Stroker.
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McGuirk, Dale, Randy
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>>674658259
Quagmire, captain Murphy, randy marsh
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>>674658259
Lenny, Carl and Homer
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>>674658259

homer, fry and randy marsh

they're all funny, down to earth, they seen some crazy shit in their time and would have tons of stories to share. also they aren't mean drunks
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Randy, hank, Rick

Reasoning- Randy would be great to do dumb shit with.
Hank is chill so you can drink beers and sit in a lawn chair or whatever and lastly,
Ricks smart but an alcoholic so it'd be fun having existential rants and what not, I'd like to know what happened to his wife.
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>>674658259
Triple R's. Rodger, Rick, Randy
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>>674658259
roger, fry, and bender
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>>674658259
Where the fuck's Archer?
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>>674672791
good call. dont see archer on there. he would definitely be on my team.
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