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look ! a wild cpu in my house !

It would be a shame if something happened to it
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Dont you dare
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nigga u wot
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oh god it's going to die
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it looks dangerous
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>>674836586
>cpu pins
wow, is this 2003?
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oh im ready
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>>674836586
DO IT MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT!
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if dubs or higher, i will get a girlfriend this year
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>>674836642
>>674836714
>>674836720
>>674836743
A L L M E
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>>674836933
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stick it in the microwave
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>>674836933
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>>674836933
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>>674836746
That is a Pentium one. I have one on my desk at work.
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>>674837285
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shit i have a loose one too
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Lets end world peace
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>>674836933
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>>674837489
no its actually the picture from my phone (g4)
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>>674836965
>>674837080
>>674837308
>>674837359
>>674837985

I have another one :)
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>>674838177
then why is it smaller than the others, you saved the thumbnail on this one
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>>674838337
This hurts my insides
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more depression for this thread
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I decided to throw this one around a few times before ripping the pins off
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Yall better step up your game, cause i wont stop untill every single pin is bent
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>>674836586
i used to fuck a wild cpu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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>>674839208
good nuf ?
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>>674839208
NO stop ill do everything you want just leave that guy alone
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>>674839357
what

the

fuck
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It seems i have no opposition, let me just...
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>>674839357
Cool story bro
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Hang on, what are these doing in the shot
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>>674840107
lol
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>>674840494
try bending them back to normal
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Okay ill just...
Oops.
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>>674840876
Cut it in half
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>>674836746
well considering its a pentrium one its more like 1993
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>>674841194
bend yourself fam
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>>674836586
is that a 486 or pentium ?
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>>674836586
Oh my god! somebody think of the PINS.
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>>674841024
I dont live by your rules.
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>>674836586
Not really, more can be bought

>Eat it
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>>674836933
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>>674839208
Mein neggar.
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>>674841670
Microwave
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Great now i have silicon on my desk
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>>674836933

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>>674838337
Just mail it to me please
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>>674842055
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>>674836586
Leave it alone! I am still using a domesticaed Pentium One based computer - never saw its a wild cousin.
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>>674842371
Nevermind, realized that it's broken now.
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>>674841670
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>>674842674
Kek, you slow bastard
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>>674842371
sure just pee in a bucket and send it to my dick
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>>674836586
old style pentium chip?
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>>674842674
Hers what it was if you want to know what comming earlier would have granted you
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>>674842746
My excuse is that I'm drunk
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>>674843273
das ist gut
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>>674842200
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No pin survived
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>>674843273
WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.
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>>674845919
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>>674843273
cpu?
CPU?
CPUUUUUUU!!!
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>>674846196
wwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggg
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>>674836586
Stick it up your ass OP & see if it will help you computer faster!
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SON OF A BITCH PENTIUM

PENTIUM IS PIG

DO YOU WANT MMX?

DO YOU WANT SHORT CIRCUIT?

PENTIUM IS PIG DISGUSTING

INTEL IS A MURDERER

FUCKING PENTIUMS
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>>674846196
Threads about to die. It's NOT been fun.
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