ITT: You wake up starving and stranded on a remote island. You have no clue how, when, or why you ended up there.
Dubs decides what you do next
Jack off.
Create shelter
Start fire
Create smoke signal
Eat coconut or whatever
Become a white man
Hang ur self from the tree
Shovel sand down your throat
Climb the tree
>>674840672
Reroll because being white will make this easier. trust me.
Fap
>>674840672
roll but make him asian
Make and SOS signal using your own shit
Find coconut call him Coco he is ur wife
Chop down a cocoanut tree with my machete and then from its trunk whitle the Most gorgeous dildo one has ever seen. You know, too pass the time
>>674840999
Winrar?
>>674840999
Trips
>>674840999
Hitler confirmation
>>674840471
Eat your own dick.
This is going to take a lot of shit. Although coconut water can be a laxative
Go home and watch back to the future part 2
Find monkey
>>674840999
You try to make an S.O.S symbol using your own shit, and succeed(somehow). However, no one has come yet.
Dubs decides what you do next
Make a hat out of the tree leaves
Dance
Ocean washes away sos
eat shit
lick the shit
>>674841655
Dubz
Build a shrine to Ebola-Chan.
>>674841710
Reroll.
>>674841655
Wew lad.
Climb tree to get a good view of your surroundings
Dig to China
>>674841754
Fuck, re rolling yet again.
>>674841464
Try to decide which laser discs from your extensive collection. you can bear to burn in order to keep warm. You decide to burn uncle buck
Eat tree bark
Find Bikini Bottom
Reshit yet another sos
>>674841806
Deus why have you forsaken me? Build a shrine to Ebola Chan.
>>674841655
You then eat your own shit. Because that's nasty as fuck, you promptly vomit a few seconds later.
Dubs decides what you do next
Eat shit again
Build a shit house
>>674841915
Roll.
Eat vomit
>>674842042
Realize there's no hope and kill yourself.
>>674842103
For fucks sake, re roll.
DraW a pentagram in the sand and summon Satan to aid you in this time of need
Make a shit son and wife
>>674842177
WINRAR
>>674842042
Build a shrine to Ebola chan.
Ask /b/ what to do next
>>674842222
This should beat the most resent dubs.
>>674842222
Checked
>>674842222
I am quad lord
>>674842287
reroll
care for your own vomit, as if it were your child.
>>674842042
You're feeling both horny and hungry, find some wildlife in or around the island. Then fuck it and kill it in that order.
>>674841464
I jump into the portal in the "O"
>>674842409
reroll
Eat the tree
>>674842177
You draw a pentagram and summon Satan.
Dubs decides what you want from satan
>>674842042
yell nigger in case if they hide
teleport off the island
Quads blow lucifer your time is now! If this is dubs stare into the sun til nightfall
>>674842546
Sexy Succubi.
>>674842546
You demand ebola chan.
>>674842546
suck his dick and sell your soul to go back home
>>674842546
A sandwich
>>674842651
reroll.
>>674842663
rolling for this
a hat
>>674842546
To be able to eat shit and actually not starve by doing so
>>674842645
Hey that ain't bad roll.
>>674842663
reroll 4chan pass style
>>674842546
About tree fiddy.
A volleyball.
>>674842222
you also made a shit son and wife
demon bitches
eat satan
Demand Satan be your new best friend forever and make him a BFF necklace
>>674842546
More shit to eat.
>>674842222
Ask Satan to suck it
sum porno mags
>>674842546
Ask him to ejaculate and/or shit in your mouth and eat it. Maybe it will give your the devil's power to escape
>>674842769
rolan
>>674842755
WINRAR
>>674842663
Game ovr
>>674840471
ask for a way off the island
>>674842546
You want satan's dick.
Not in the colloquial way, you literally want him to remove his dick and give it to you
An army of shit sacks
>>674840471
shit post
youve provided no information on our options of who we kill first
satan vomits Donald Trump
suck his dick, in exchange, he will summon a 10/10 qt and give you a food supply
>>674842755
you suck his dick and sell your soul soul to go back home
however, your home was caught in a horrible flood while you were away, so you are now on your house's floating debris in the ocean
Dubs decides what you do next
Ask for a big dick
Listen to Sunbather
>>674843177
Eat shit
>>674843222
I'm quads back with trips
Tell satan to suck your dick and swap spit after you come
>>674843222
you ask for a huge dong
however, no one heard you
Dubs decides what you do next
You ask satán one weapon of mass destruction
>>674843177
You find a ticket to watch Zootopia in 3d
>>674843177
>>674843222
checked
if dubs:
go into what's left of your home and take a marker to the asshole
Wank off
>>674843443
reroll
off by one
make a shit KEK
>>674843443
4chan pass magic reroll
You find a chest
>>674840471
God damn it yall are some uncreative fucks. Why is it ALWAYS "you wake up stranded on an island blah blah blah"?
You fucking bore me.
jump off
stick your cock up your ass and take it out with shit on it and lick it
Make a cruise ship out of shit
>>674843443
reroll
Suicide
Molest a drowning homeless person
>>674843443
rolling for this
>>674843621
Reroll
>>674843641
Reroll
Shrine to Ebola Chan.
Stare into the sun til you're blinded
>>674843443
kek
roll
>>674843177
Try to look for survivors... and make them eat your shit
>>674843443
Ill roll. But its gotta be a sharpie specifically green
You find a mermelaid
>>674843621
Roll
>>674843336
End your pathetic life by sticking your entire fist into your asshole and then grabbing your intestines,pulling them out of you and then dying a few minutes later in endless suffering and pain.
>>674843578
reroll
>>674843770
reroll
>>674843825
Roll
Beat your wife and kid killing the kid
if even dubs roll for this
>>674843770
if odd dubs roll for this
>>674843443
>>674843845
reroll
>>674843825
reroll, but you don't die and you carry on living with your intestines hanging out your ass
>>674843936
roll that
rape any survivors
also sage
>>674842149
Roll
Smash left nut with soft poo in hand
You find a rock with hillary clinton face
>>674843963
reroll
Force feed satan shit
>>674843825
Rollerino. I need this in my life
>>674843770
rolling for that
You find a mexican
Send absentee ballot voting for Hillary
>>674843936
Oh I like this plan roll
Fashion wings from leaves of coconut trees and start flying away from island....watch the thermals.....i can almost see land! But....why is my throat raw as a motherfucker?
You come to face down on the beach doing sand angels on the beach with sand in your throat.....
Yeah you drank sea water for three days ....a shot rings out from a homemade coconut gun.
The end.
You find a talking rock who can fly
i think op left from the shit dubs trips and quads
piss in a cup and then keep your dick in the cup for 12 hours
Become a Boris Yeltsin.
You masturbate to summon betty white
Put entire fist in ass
Build an another Island, using shit.
>>674844855
WINRAR
fuck self
where the fuckin dubs at
>>674844855
nice la
>>674842042
>eat shit
>vomit
>eat vomit
>endless food source.
Summon Shia Labeouf.
>>674844855
You then build another island using nothing but your shit
You are proud of your self
Dubs decides what you do next
Build a boat, using shit and then swim to safety.
kill yourself
>>674845114
Build a Ebola Chan shrine.
Make a plane out of your own shit and crash land it into the original island
jack off to traps ironically
eat the entire island and vomit the island out again as sick
>>674845253
roll for dis
>>674845114
Grow potatoes on shit island
>>674845522
winrar
>>674845522
OH YES!
Die
>>674845522
Winning
>>674845668
Live
buy a pass
>>674845522
you grow potatoes
surprisingly, they grow very well. it is a bountiful harvest
Dubs decides what you do with the potatoes
Make a pizza, using shit potatoes.
>>674845886
Eat all shit potatoes like in the Martian
shove them up your ass
>>674846006
dubs!
throw them away
Do a water filters with shit and potatoes
fuck them
>>674846006
dubs
Build a potato titanic and sail west to the Americas. Wear a Columbus outfit.
shove all of the potatoes up your ass
escape to Iraq
RAPE THE POTATOS
>>674846006
dubs.
Fap
>>674846123
NEWFAG
kill yourself
>>674846006
dubers
>>674846006
you eat them
they taste like shit
Dubs decides what you do next
>>674846132
Roll
Build a Shit Cathedral
jack off
throw the potatos into the ocean
>>674846132
Reroll
>>674846251
even newerfag
cant see that im trying to conjure dubs
>>674846006
dubs btw
>>674846311
Winlawl
>>674846311
win
Become a Shit God.
find a grill
>>674846401
>inb4 "uh uh I w-w-was rolling anon!"
>>674846311
you build a shit cathedral
it's quite shitty
Dubs decides what you do next
Grow some shit trees.
Shit on the potatoes
Organise a Shit Lottery
shove all the potatoes in your ass
Make a shit and mashed potato titanic and sail west to the new world in a Columbus outfit
replace ur fingers with shit.
>>674846942
Reroll that shit
kill yourself
Take a regular shit... Then eat all the shit you have shat so far
>>674846942
Rolling for this
>>674846942
RAWL
>>674846952
oops 2nd last post isn't mine
Also>>674846006
dubs
Find the nearest bitch and fuck the hell out of her dirty socks
>>674846718
Persuade a whole bunch of people into the cathedral and set the thing on fire, barricading the doors, watching it all burn.
>>674846718
Create a cult like shit religion, similar to the children of atom. Create shit people to worship with, then sex with one of them
Find a fuel for ur ass engine
>>674846942
Doggo wishes it
>>674846942
Give us this
>>674846942
Roll 4 it
make shit Jesus
Break dick
cut off your dick and replace it with shit
>>674847300
Winrar
Look for food and water source.
If food is scarce, amputate left arm and prepare for consumption.
>>674847361
Reroll
Build a map of this world, using shit.
Run around ur island, shouting "PRIMO VICTORIA"
>>674847628
roll for this
>>674847628
roll
>>674847300
First winrar
Become the new Pablo Escobar, but replace cocaine with shit
you bury yourself up to the neck in shit
Eat a sandwich
Make a Gondola, using ur shit.
>>674846942
you sail to the new world on a shit/potato titanic in a Columbus outfit
you encounter an Indian tribe
Dubs decides what you do next
>>674847943
Build a shrine to Ebola Chan
rape them all
Transform the Indian Tribe into shit.
rape all their women
Rip the indian's heads off and shit down their neck.
smallpox
>>674847943
Give them smallpox shit blankets
Feed indians with shit/potatoes.
kill yourself
>>674848086
reroll
Point at them and call them shit.
Become a Leader and do some socialist stuff
>>674847943
Start a communist nation that prays to a giant butthole that shits potatoes
Bring them a shit Coca-Cola.
Develop advanced firearms and shoot them with bullets made of your own shit.
>>674848525
Roll
>>674840471
have a wank
Find objects to shove up my arse
>>674848525
Roll for ass god
>>674848563
Roll
>>674848563
Reroll
>>674848525
Dubs get 4 Le ass master
>>674848525
Rollerino
Shit on them
>>674848563
Re-roll.
>>674848525
Let's see where this goes
>>674848627
Thisn
Remove Indians.
Look for her. She's here somewhere.
>>674848627
Dubs get now fuckin
shit constantly and do not stop until you die
>>674848525
All hail potato pooper
Make Indian Tribe great again!
>>674849087
roll
>>674848627
Samefaging for an anal prolapse
Introduce them to shit. They introduce you to pee. Team up.
Sell smallpox infused blankets to natives then rape their women.
>>674849087
Rollin'
>>674848525
How many rolls must we give for dubs, m00t
>>674840471
As long as I have this, I'm all good
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/cheesepizza
Make a shit totem
Play them some Kraftwerk, using shit violin.
Serve them since you're less white
>>674849277
Winrar!
>>674849277
Winrar
>>674840657
> Create shelter out of coconut tree
Then how are you going to get more coconuts?
>>674849277
44 was first bitch such your winrar's fat cock
rape the island by penetrating the sand
Find any animal life and fuck it. If no animals dig hole in sand.
>>674849244
Not this
>>674849667
Shut the fuck up!
smallpox and rape!
That's what my great grandfather did and that's how I got a great grandmother!
>>674840471
Now this is a nice thread OP, good work
Welp. Threads about to go down.
>>674849996
>tfw quads so close
I know... fuck
>>674850273
Yup... i got quads this past month as about often as I've gotten blow jobs this month.
>>674842042
Punch tree for wood and thatch. Find rock on the ground, make stone pickaxe.
swim for decades non-stop
>>674840471
Op wtf
