I have 3gs of cheap weed to kill.
Whats the easiest way of cooking it? Is pic related worth the trouble?
>>674834390
It's worth it just wrap it in tinfoil and front put the heat over 320 degrees
Melt butter stove top put in weed and stems simmer for like 45 minutes strain . refrigerate. Use
>>674834390
I cook mine directly with a lighter.
Is the amount sprinkled in OP's pic the recommended amount?
I want to get high as fuck.
>>674834862
No put like a gram and a half if you want to be really fucked up
I did a gram worth of those things and ate them, 2 hours later felt nothing, went to sleep
not sure if I should've eaten more or waited longer
>>674834390
You have to release the thc into something like butter or oil using heat, then use that to cook something. You can't just sprinkle weed on something
>>674834666
checked satan
>>674834390
Make hash with it. There's a bunch of different ways but dry sift is probably the easiest and most effective.
>>674835561
you can if it has oil and fat in it...
>>674835561
by placing the weed between nuttela or peanut butter and then baking you decarboxylate the weed, it does work but its not as effective as properly cooking it
still it works
>>674835561
You can eat raw weed and it gets you high just the same.
nigga did you just sprinkle weed on nutella you're gunna get a fuckin stomach ache not high
>>674836021
It's decarboxilated by the liver, anyway.
>>674834390
i fucked a weed dealer for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
sandwich a gram in a peanut butter or nutella between crackers. microwave for 15 seconds, oven wrapped in foil for 22 mins at 160 Celsius (320F) then unwrapped and zap in the microwave again. could take up to an hour and a half to kick in depending on how long ago you ate
i made these about a month ago with some mediocre weed. made 2, about a gram in each.
it was aight but a good ol' bong rip is way better.
heck, even a regular joint is probably better imo
note that if you use peanut butter it has to be natural, not that jiff shit
>>674836579
That wasn't the song she must have lied
Her favorite artist has always been Ronnie scholarship
www.datpiff.com/Ronnie-Scholarship-Long-Story-Short-mixtape.759661
sell it then buy beer
nigga you eat one cracker too much you are gonna get fucked for hours
>>674834862
Edibles are pretty weak, it's spread out over a long duration and takes longer to absorb. If you want to get real high eat all three grams at once.
>>674834704
underrated post
Newfag to weed here, what's some fun shit I can do while high as fuck?
>>674840833
Literally anything you enjoy doing sober.
>>674840833
you can play videogames, watch youtube videos, browse 4chan, kick back and contemplate, listen to music, do stuff around the house, go for a walk in the woods, exercise, pet a dog. Anything you could do sober. Just do what you think you may enjoy. don't associate certain things with being high. just do what you'd do anyway and simply be high at the time. Currently baked
>>674840833
And nothing.
Your thoughts will be entertaining and mind expanding, anon-kun.
>>674841856
Chuch
>>674842307
I said what that dude took a paragraph to say in one sentence, one post above him.
What characterises a good joint?
>>674842859
Rolled well and contains good herb. I swear some of you people are actually retarded.
Hey stoners, mind taking a minute to help a newbie do a dab? Already took it, what should I be feeling? Took it like 20 min. ago and I don't feel shit
>>674843061
Do another one.
>>674843061
Did you cough your fucking lungs out?
>>674839765
retard detected
edibles will fuck you up
>>674842812
That's me, bruh :)
I think we've appealed to all audiences
I've never in my life gotten stoned off edibles which is a shame cause it seems like a really chill way to get high
>>674842992
I was expecting something a bit more detailed that that
>>674836579
kek
>>674843659
True, people that think they need to do 'high things' are missing out on the beauty of cannabis. Pic unrelated.
>>674843659
nigger why are you lying
>>674843859
Rick??
>Boil some butter in a pan
>Add weed and stir/simmer for a few mins
>strain the butter from stalky crap
>your butter should look greenish
>Do as you please, make cakes, put it in the fridge and spread on toast ect
>>674835192
Should have eaten about 2 ounces to get the high effect brah
>>674843888
Okay check this. If your joint looks pregnant (fat in the middle), take a currency note and fold it into a V shape. Then place the joint into the center of the bill and roll it back and forth until it's diameter is fairly uniform.
smoke it you fucking idiot
>>674844173
Bruh, what the hell are you talking about?
>>674844637
Wrong
Using>>674844607
I made 20 cupcakes from 2g of good weed, enough to make my head spin mixed with beer
>>674844724
Fuck V's too
Protip
>git gud
why am i a goddamn chef everytime im baked
>>674844724
I didn't ask for tips on how to fix a shitty joint
>>674845094
I am good. I'm telling the retard how to cheat.
>>674844799
get high 4 jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4
>>674845287
Roll 100 joints then retard.
>Inb4 I'm too poor for that
You're too poor for glass too and can't smoke in your living room with a proper setup.
>>674834390
Man i miss pot
>>674845094
I was aware of what you were trying to do
I was giving a real tip
V's are shit, and people end up relying on them
Shouldn't use them to begin with
>>674844926
you tried taking credit for my paragraph that he said but shorter. Not cool dude
>>674834667
You need to not mind major weed smell in your kitchen before you try this
>>674845266
Because stoned you knows what you want better than you do.
>>674845700
Why not? End result is the same. Everyone has access to paper of some sort. It's not some special toolm
>>674843149
Not an option
>>674843381
Yeah, but I held it for several seconds first. Does that change anything?
>>674845900
Incorrect, I can walk down the street rolling in my hands
Not possible to use a V and do this
So the end result is the same, but it's taken you longer, and you need special requirements
>>674845900
You could use the sleeve of your shirt man, doesn't even need to be paper lol
>>674845795
I took credit for
>And nothing.
>Your thoughts will be entertaining and mind expanding, anon-kun
That's me
>>674846167
I feel where you're coming from but I'd just hit a cheap chillum instead personally if I was just walking down the street.
>>674846539
That wouldn't be a joint lol
I might aswell have a pipe, or a bag bong in my bag
>>674846871
I feel you fam. I'm a glassblower so I always have garbage disposable glass around from failed experiments lying around. Still love a good joint when appropriate.
>>674840833
Listen to music. No need for crazy trippy stuff because pretty much everything can be kinda trippy while high. My favorite shit to listen to over the years while baked has always been Daft Punk. Favorite album of all time for listening to while baked is Random Access Memories by Daft Punk. The robot voice is so great while high. Sounds like some sort of robot from space is singing music to you.
>>674843061
Important update! I'm high now
I just went to explain to someone that I wasn't high yet when I noticed I'd eaten an entire package of oreos and a tube of saltines
>>674842859
Long, full of good weed, stays lit, isn't wrinkled as fuck except at the end... that's about it.
>>674834666
do this, although unless you know how accurate your oven is I would do more like 300 to be safe.
make sure you grind it up first. And once you have stuck it in the oven you can eat it however the hell you want. mixing with some type of fat AFTER might help a bit, but wont make a substantial difference. the oven is what will make a difference.
>>674846345
no one was talking about you so that's where my confusion came from
Op here about to get fucked
>>674849358
maybe in a half hour
This shit tastes so much like weed holy fuck
>making firecrackers with middies/reggie
Just smoke your mexican dirt weed, OP. It's going to be weak as shit and WILL fuck up. If you're gonna make edibles, do it properly, with either keef or good colorado/cali/oregon/washington shit.
>>674846080
Holding it in gets you higher. I forget any of the technical terms, but the longer you wait before exhaling, the more thc you're able to absorb, so the higher you get. Somebody somewhere (I think 420chan maybe) calculated exactly how long to hold your breath to absorb the most thc and got 15 seconds. That's a little long for me though, so I usually hold it for like 7 or 8 seconds and then very slowly exhale it. Idk how much difference it actually makes, but fuck it. Might as well.
>>674850209
kek, if anything the best way to get the most out of your shit weed is to eat it
you faggots are too fancy for me, ain't nothing wrong with some good ol firecrackers
>>674850053
What'd you expect? PUMPKIN JUICE?
>>674850053
yeah the nutella barely masks the flavor
>>674851207
kek
1) put weed in bag, bag in freezer for two hours
2) shake bag like a british nanny shakes babby
3) everything that fell off goes into vodka
4) leave in vodka for 3 hours+. longer = better
5) pour vodka weed combo through a sifter to take weed out
6) do one or two shots
7) enjoy the best body buzz of your life
>>674834390
Everyone here is Noob. Do the following:
Buy good coconut oil and real peanut butter (the kind with the oil layer at the top.)
In a small bowl, mix the coconut oil (1/3) and peanut butter (2/3). Amount to mix is up to you, depending on how much stuff you have.
dump all the shake you got in the oily peanut butter. Spread on non-absorbent crackers, make sandwich, and wrap in foil.
Bake at 350 (recommended avg temp) for 30 mins.
But be careful. The first time I messed with these I put myself down for a day and a half. I saw memories from my infancy.
Take one, wait 1 hour, see if you want to double down. Or go all in, your call.
>>674851207
>>674836077
>raw weed
Kek
>>674851479
Oh, weed goes into 4 Oz of vodka. I'm high. Fuck off.
>>674851590
calling people a noob, while providing absolutely shit advice.
You clearly don't understand the actual chemistry going on here, or else you would know what you just said is retarded.
>>674851590
>>674836077
No you can't. Your stomach can't break down thc by itself, it has to be released into something. It bonds to fats easier, which is why people usually cook it with butter or oil.
